The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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Manpon?
Well I’m glad they took the ladies into considering.
“THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY)”
lol XD
THEN WHO WAS WTF?
i lol’d
Cool story bro.
OH SHI-
Gay depsn’t even begin to describe…
I’m gonna go kill myself now
DO YOU NOT SEE? THIS IS THE CURE TO BLOOD DONATION!!!!1111ONEONEO!11!!! WE WON’T NEED TO HOLD BLOOD DONATION EVENTS, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CAPTURE THIS BLEEDING BLOODY PERSON, MAKE IT OUR SLAVE, AND BLEED IT TO SAVE ALL THOSE CAR ACCIDENT AND WHATEVER ACCIDENT PEOPLE! Just like milking a cow. Sort of.
Wait…WAIT. This person is actually me? Oh thank goodness you dunno where i live then.
WIIIIN. I ENJOYED THAT SO SO MUCH.
Oh, thank goodness…
I was afraid a skeleton was going to pop out.
still better than the grudge.
and then tinkerbell came and cleaned up all the blood with her wand before peter pan sucked her into his erect dick, after witch the pirates found him and raped him in a gay orgy and then all the vampires ever came and sucked his dick to get out tinkerbells wand because it had all the blood but gandolf the grey came and vanished them, before mehrunes dagon, the daedric prince of destruction, came and destroyed everything but since its oblivion it regenerates so hes pissed off and openes oblivion gates to neverland where he destroys everything, the end :D
Whats up with everybody saying WHO WAS ……..? Dont get it.
No. Just no. Epic failure.
so that was me……creepy
i bleed.. LIKE A BOSS.
*sigh* big fail of un-funny pasta. Trying too hard to be funny at least. Not good.
i think he was bleeding because of the sni-
I shat brix at a rate of over 9000.
BUT WHO WAS TAMPAX?
Very funny. 5/5
Oh my God. Why did I read this? I’m gonna be scared for the rest of my life. :(
i lold, thanks
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
I couldn’t sleep all night because of this pasta… Fuck you :,(
THEN YOU WAS BLOOD
But then who was it with the blood?
laughing far too hard at this. best pasta ever.
OH GOD NO, I CAN’T BLEEDED EVERWHERE!!
Way better than that Candlejack shi