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tales from the gas station

Tales from the Gas Station

PART ONE At the edge of our town, there’s a shitty gas station that’s open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. If you were to go inside, you’d see row after row of off-brand chips, cookies, potted meats [...]

December 30, 2017 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Locations and Sites, Madness, Paranoia, and Mental Illness

The Zombie Pitch

So, what’s it like to be a zombie? I’ll save you the effort of asking because we both know that’s what you’re thinking… right? Or, more to the point, what the best part of being a zombie? Well I’ll tell [...]

October 10, 2017 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances, Strange and Unexplained, Uncategorized

Scarecrows

Sunset had fallen on the countryside, and the warmth of the day was fading with each passing moment. Vespers of an autumn breeze whispered through the fields, setting the amber stalks of corn into a somber dance… yet with each [...]

May 17, 2017 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Halloween Stories, Rites and Rituals

The One About The Pizza Guy

If you really want to hear about it, here’s what happened. It was a long time ago and I was working at a local pizza joint called Peter Pizza. I remember clockwatching, waiting for midnight to strike so I could [...]

April 18, 2017 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances
You Will Pay

You Will Pay

I am your worst nightmare. I know others claim to be, but they’re wrong. When you realize I’m out there, your knees go weak. You see my name, your mouth goes dry. You see a shadow, you know it’s me. [...]

April 1, 2017 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies
The Scariest Person on Facebook

The Scariest Person on Facebook

[fvplayer src=”http://youtube.com/watch?v=ENruW6z3eiU”] The Scariest Person on Facebook Can you help me? Here is the link. I’m publicly posting their profile for harassing, trolling and scaring me half-to-death. From all the instant messages, emails, phone calls and death threats they’ve sent [...]

April 1, 2017 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Strange and Unexplained
A Normal Restaurant

A Normal Restaurant

I smiled as the waiter came up to me. I heard some stories about this resturant being disturbing, but everything was fine. Until this point. I felt my grin slip off my face as I heard her utter a string [...]

April 1, 2017 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Madness, Paranoia, and Mental Illness
In the Dark

In the Dark

I see you over there, tucked into your bed. I hope you feel uncomfortable. I hope you sense me over here, watching you. I wonder if you can see my emerald eyes staring at you, I hope you feel them [...]

April 1, 2017 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Strange and Unexplained
A Deal With The Devil

A Deal With The Devil

Five months ago, I made a deal with the devil. It sounds so dramatic, but it is so, so simple; and once you know how, it is hard not to. But you must resist, for if you don’t, you will [...]

August 30, 2016 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies
The Deer Of Possibilities

The Deer Of Possibilities

As I lay in the grass, the warm summer breeze rolling over me, I can’t help but wonder what I did to deserve what had befallen me. I never really hurt anyone, never kicked any puppies or anything like that, [...]

April 1, 2016 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies