The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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hahahahhahahahahhaha funny as
sounds like something my brother would SAY lol
my eyes are bleeding
BLOOOOOOOOD INNNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!!111
Reminds me of the blood mage from Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. One of his quotes is something like “I demand vengeance for the blood of my people. Which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood. Or maybe three time as much blood. Like, if you went to Hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, maybe that would be enough! Oh, probably not…”
what. the. fuck.
It was actually me……….. sorry.
SO YOU MEAN.
ALL THIS TIME I SHOULD’VE CARRIED TAMPONS?
Man, that didn’t even scare ME.
ahahah wat
I scheduled an appointment with my psychiatrist right after reading this, and then I cleaned up my pants.
XD I laughed so hard.
Win. Hardest, most epic win in a while.
Loved it. It had such a wonderful storyline, and was very creepy to boot. If only it were a bit longer. When did it start? When he woke up?
Why does no one understand that this is a parody (and an awesome parody at that)?
This is totally the best story on the site.
“WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY” lol fail at spelling bitten this was a kids idea when it came to he got chase by all the vampires ever and why was it so essincal to have so many caps
WATAFUUUU!!
EST BORY STEVARSFDHKHF!
C:
ohhh, fuck. imma die now. D:
i’ll never live with this information.
“THEN HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.”
I lol’d
HOLY SHIT I JUMPED AT THE END
i though it was cute]—-===%&@6657145*(!@
This is the stupidest creepypasta ever. It isn’t creepy nor is it funny. Fuck this stupid shit.
was guy on roids?
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD!?
What the flim-flam? o.O
haha that was funny as ^^
at first i was all lyke o_o
…but then i lol’d
But seriously, I’m so disappointed I came in too late to fully appreciate this one. The entertainment factor of the retarded reactions of those who failed to understand the concept far exceed that of the story itself.
My mom, if that’s sarcasm, you’re the one that fails at everything. And on Mother’s Day, too. Sheesh.
LOL that was awsome
Ok, this looks like a distrubed 7 year-old wrote this on a bad day.
=/
The ending is ok a guess but it completely FAILS at everything.
Ok, it looks like a disturbed 7 year-old wrote this on a bad day.
=/
I guess the ending is ok but it FAILS.