The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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i thught this waz soo creappy o_o I lyke couldnt evn slep last nite after readin it LOL
MOAR! BRIX WERE SHAT.
I LOL’D.
BUT WHO WAS SHARKS?
I WILL BITTENED YOU IF YOU DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS PASTA’S BRILLIANCENESS.
MOAR LIEK THIS!! WHERE IS THERE MOAR?
THEN WHO WAS ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER???
i can’t sleep :(…
because i’m laughing too much
USE TAMPAX DAMMIT.
@ remy : Shut your stupid tits up and put you ugly mouth back in your bra, this is the best pasta ever cooked ever, jokingly or otherwise. BUT WHO WAS SPACESHIP?!
THIS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY.
Wow, this is stupid. Yes, it’s a parody, but even for a parody it’s fucking retarded.
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER
Why is everyone talking about their fricking periods?
THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?!?!?!?!
WHO WAS YOU?!?!?!
That brick just shat me, goddamit bogleech
Space is fun. You should come visit. Elvis called me the other day and said him and the Xenomages were going for dinner at The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.
Anyhow, I must be off. My fluffly toy bear needs feeding. Toodle Pip!
DEES R NAUGHT FUNNIE! BITCHEZ THINK ALL OTHA PASTUHS R WHACK, BUT DEY LUV DUH FUCKING WEAK PASTUHS. Y DO I WANNA READ DIZ? SRSLY NOW.
I fucking lol’d
I love you.
sorry guise, my bad ;_;
@ Azriel
Rabble rabble, quit yer bitchin’.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
@Line http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/then-who-was-phone
OMNOMNOM BLOODY PASTA.
-makes spaghetti-
BRIX WERE SHAT
OH GOD
I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST MY PERIOD.
D:
DID NOT KNOW I WAS SPURTING BLOOD EVERYWHERE OHMAHGAH
lol. Im imagining if that happened in real life…it be hilarious..yet very serious
LOVE IT ;-D
I fapped out blood