The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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LOVE THE TYPING, WAS LOL MATERIAL.
+ wtf, gtfo. kthnx.
All naysayers to Bogleech’s epic pasta must be terminated!
@BOGLEECH
OBVIOUSLY I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION OMG I AM SO SORRY =(
OH MY GOD, I’VE LOST OVER 9000 LITRES OF MY BLOOD! IT’S TOTALLY BLOODGASMIC!!! BLOOODGAASMMMM!!!!!
OH, AND WITH THIS KIND OF TYPING, I SHOULD TOTALLY BE HAWKING CARPETS ON TV!
Note to WTF: Sarcasm does not transmit well over the interwebz.
@WTF: I am not sure if you are being sarcastic, and that makes me sad.
Most delicious pasta in a while.
April fucking fools, bitches.
Okay, @WTF, you obviously aren’t getting the point of the pasta. It’s not supposed to be creepy or scary. It is supposed to be funny. Try to laugh a bit more.
Also, happy April fools.
It’s like the heron pasta had a retarded child that nobody thought was funny, interesting, fun to be around, or good in any way, shape, or form.
I GOT BITTENED.
OH NOES. :C
5 STARSSSS.
I GOT BITTENED.
OH NOES. :’C
5 STARSSSS.
THEN WHO WAS LADY?
lol…lots of stupid ppl today from both sides… xD
Joke pasta wasn’t funny. >_>
Wait… have ANY of you noticed that it’s a joke?!
OMG MY MIND IS NOW BLOWN
Every website I go to has some kind of Apirl Fool’s joke…
>_<
WHY WOULD YOU WASTE EVERYBODY’S TIME POSTING A STORY THAT IS JUST PRETEND!!!
to WTF – it’s a parody, genius.
omg
Wtf? this was retarded. So badly written and random ideas coming in out of nowhere and the beginning is so horrible for any type of story it should be illegal. Someone must’ve been high writing this. Usually I’d say no big deal if you like it everyone has their own opinions, but this is just so bad it becomes an exception to that rule. and WTF with all the caps. -_- it COULD have worked if the story had a sense of urgency or some real fearsome aspects integrated into it. but no.
You’re new here, aren’t you?
Well you bitch.
Its not meant to be a good pasta
Admire the hilariousness, k man? Dont criticize. This is obviously the best pasta in the world
hey newbie, go visit crappypasta.com
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Best Pasta Evar. Clearly.
NO!
is THAT why the ground is made of cheese?
oh god blood heron why do you hold such a vendetta against my kitchenware
Why the hell did I read this? Now i gotta go change my pants…
This is what happens when I forget my fucking tampons
Shit, shit! Who the fuck is shooting us? D:
LOLOLOLOL
It’s so stupid haha
This is up there with the heron one
Best pasta on the site.
Are you kidding? It’s easily THE BEST!