The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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cmon guys this this is too much gawsh
Damn, this was HILARIOUS!
This one wasn’t all that scary. I couldn’t get into it.
I actually liked the idea of a heron flying into my kitchen making a mess of my pots and pans. Well, I didn’t like the idea, but it works…’cos then I’d have to clean up my kitchen and I hate that…
tl;dr this is not the best, the heron is
lolwut?
BUT WHO WAS MALE PRONOUN LADY??
Major lulz. Perhaps add more bad grammar, like with WHO WAS PHONE B-)
SO WHEN HE GOT IN THE WATER, YOU COULD SAY HE WAS SWIMMING IN A
BLOOD OCEAN!!!
METALCLAYPSE FTW
For love of all that is creepy… It’s not even funny!
And don’t tell me… now a heron will fly into my kitchen and make a ess of my pots and pans…
not really creepy. wud have been funnier if the guy had aids
haha this is the best!
Best PASTA EVER OMG ALL THE BLOOD!
IS THAT WHY I CAN’T STOP BLEEDING?
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
BUT WHO WAS BL- FUCK BEATEN
Yeah, you got owned, noob.
FUCKING HELL THIS IS SCARY. I DON’T THINK MY LIFE’LL EVER BE THE SAME.
Fuckin’ ownsome, dude.
THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?
CRUISE CONTROL
I LOL’D
CREEPIEST. PASTA. EVAR.
Also: WHO WAS BLOOD?
HE’S U!
I don’t think I can leave the house today i’m so shaken up.
OOOOOOH MY GOD A THOUSAND BLOODY BRICKS WERE SHAT.
FUCK.
Everyone should help me get this post on the main page of reddit…
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8947a/day_of_all_the_blood_best_creepypasta_post_ever/
I BRAT SHIX.
OH DANG! I looked behind me and I was like, “NOOO! NAO I’M SCEERED TO GO TO SLEEP!” Stupid blood!
DIS STORY SKARED ME SO MUCH
I CULDNT SLEEP FRO A YEAR
I SHAT BRIX
WHO VOTED THIS DOWN GTFO
Hey, when I first came to this site in late 2009 it had 1 star, just appreciate that the Internet has learnt about satire
I VOTED YOU DOWN BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN PASTA AND BECAUSE YOU THINK CAPS LOCK IS SO COOL.
Dude its a joke pasta meant to be stupid and short for slight amusement
facepalm, dude? you kinda missed the point, this is a crappypasta, meant to suck and be halarious
Uh, you wrote that in caps lock, ya derp
the amounts of irony in that single comment…
*grabs an iron from a pile of irons and starts chucking them at Moosen31 the dumbfuck*
At least I stopped having my period.
*double facepalm*
She/he was joking idiot.
Stop doing the facepalm without sense, you are not doing it well.
quadruple face palm
Oh God lol!
SUPER COOL STORY BRO
Oh my god…you mean this whole time….
;_;
i know…
we all know sophie and other ;_; it has happened to every human ever in the world and shall happen again soon when there is another person ready for blood day
No, there isn’t -_-
Are you serious?! You believe that?! It’s a story. It’s not real. If it was, every single person on earth would be insane!!! EVEN OBAMA. EVEN THAT WEIRD PERSON THAT GIVES YOU A WRONG NUMBER EVERY SATURDAY. EVEN YOUR SIBLINGS. DO TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING, SIGMA. -_-
I believe I may hate you, considerably…
^ best comment on earth!
It’s true. You are. By the way, clean your closet. I love you, but it honestly gets hard to stay in here all the time with it messy like this.
and Clean your damn windows.
I can feel so much excess grime when I tap on it. it’s annoying.
gtfo
lol
lol i love these joke pastas
oh yea and CAPSLOCK IS CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL
Yeah these are awsome
OMERGERD IM SCERRRD
lerve howr yer terking!
WELL THEN
How am I not in space?
Oh, I remember how I got out of space.
THER WAS ALL THE BLUD AND IT PUSHED ME TO EART AND THE BLUD STOPPED WHEN I GOT TO EATRH. DE ENDQ
I’m tired and having my first cup of coffee and for some (sleep-deprived) reason, that Q at the end is making me chuckle. I’m getting weird looks…
Derpbutt maybe you’re just high.
Blood not “Blud”
He/she was making fun of the writer
They were mocking the actual story, which is riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes.
Do you even sarcasm?
/\ best comment ever
You don’t remember getting out of space. You just THINK you remember!
He needs a Band-Aid.
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
Scared me to death…
Joke?