The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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boo!
who was blood?!?!?!
that was god awful
another headdesk thank you writer for making me lose brain cells
that is all
This reminds me of the ‘Blood’ Kid on youtube, lol.
I thought it was my period
Cool story, bro.
Uh..
Haha, some people actually took this story literally.
Fucking lol’d
OMG. If this is true, there is no God.
cool story, bro.
DAMN. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WORE A TAMPON.
THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE ILL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR
A little fun fact Candle… Uh, Candle J.
The Sham Wow guy was actually arrested for battering a hooker.
I bet he used the Sham Wow to clean the blood.
“LOOK! No figner prints left behind!!”
GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF!
And watch out for imintators ;)
XD LOL Yummeh pasta!! Brix shat.
They should have bloodrocuted him.
*Drowns in Blood*
OMG SO MUCH BLOOD HERE USE MY SHAMWOW!
AND IF YOU FIND NUTS, USE MY SLAP CHOP, YOU’LL LOVE MY NUTS!
Hahahahha I love it !
Shat a brick house.
WAIT, SO I’M IN SPACE!?! No wonder I haven’t been able to breathe for the 16 years I’ve been alive. BUT WAIT, I don’t REMEMBER forgetting anything like this!
For me it was tears because i was laughing so hard at this pasta.
Haha, this one is actually funny.
this pasta is bloodly :D
creepiest thing is that we don’t have an elevator in the building we live
i like uncle-anon
THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
I laughed, I laughed. The pretty much covers the gambit of emotions.
Had to be a dude, a lady would have asked for a tampon. ;-)
best story evar
lol damn cried with joy reading this.
wut