Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
There is a video on YouTube named Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. If you search this, you will find nothing. The few times you find something, all you will see is a 20 second video of a man staring intently at you, expressionless, then grinning for the last 2 seconds. The background is undefined. This is only part of the actual video.
The full video lasts 2 minutes, and was removed by YouTube after 153 people who viewed the video gouged out their eyes and mailed them to YouTube’s main office in San Bruno. Said people had also committed suicide in various ways. It is not yet known how they managed to mail their eyes after gouging them out. And the cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered.
YouTube will periodically put up the first 20 seconds of the video to quell suspicions, so that people will not go look for the real thing and upload it. The video itself was only viewed by one YouTube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is under constant sedatives and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the video for him say that all they could hear was a high pitched drilling sound. None of them dared look at the screen.
The person who uploaded the video was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the man on the video has never been identified.
Posted in Artifacts & Objects
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:01 am
heres the 20 sec part of the actual video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZfTBj-3HdU
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I’m not sure if I believe that the full length video ever existed.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:47 pm
wow.
i looke dit up and found the 2:00 one,, and i had the volume turned all the way down. about 8 seconds into the video i heard the igh pitched drilling. no shit man.
i turned it off. fuck if im gounging my eyes out. wtffffffff.
May 23rd, 2008 at 1:37 pm
It actually looks like some pretentious art student’s attempt to be scary…
June 16th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
I’m easily scared and that’s so scary! I gotta stop reading creepypasta XP I’m going to have nightmares forever.
June 18th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Does the volume have to be on to insure gouging of the eyes? I muted it D:
June 20th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I watched the twenty-second version and it was weird, it had a creepy-looking guy, and an oddly morphed photoshoppish picture of the same guy to make it look like he was smiling evilly at the end, but my eyes are intact and I heard no drilling. And it wasn’t that scary, really. Weird, yeah, but not scary.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Wow. That’s actually really stupid.
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Yarg I googled and found the whole thing…so far my eyes are un-gouged, but my head hurts and I’m twitchy….so I sent it to my friend to share the pain.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I actually can`t bring myself to watch the youtube videos. Better safe than sorry?
June 30th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Reminds me of the short film “Cigarette Burns”.
July 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
ಠ_ಠ
July 11th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Hello, Platypus.
It is not the video that should worry your fragile soul.
It is the name.
It has a tale to tell.
July 11th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Do you know this tale, sir?
July 11th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
weeeiiiird. and a little disappointing, although i’m not sure if what i found was the actual full video, or if there is one luls
welldone, your comments always kind of make me go “ಠ_O”
July 13th, 2008 at 2:48 am
oh lorrdy…
I’m to afraid to look it up..
July 13th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Oh lawds, Im too scared to watch the video.
July 14th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I’m scared to look it up, as well. Hopefully my unsatiable curiousity doesn’t outweigh my hesitation =/
July 14th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Most of these do nothing. If there ever was truth behind this, it’s been lost under a mass of parodies and screamers. Sad, really.
July 14th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I watched the 20 second video and right after i had THE WORST. headache ever. weird eh?
July 15th, 2008 at 5:28 am
fuck here it is
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BCfE3n-uFpM
July 16th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Hello.
I was expecting a RickRoll.
Damn, I was right.
Thank you for your time.
July 17th, 2008 at 1:12 am
Call me a pansy, but ain’t no way I’m watchin that shit.
July 17th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
My braver side tells me to watch the video, but my cowardly side tells me to stay the fuck away. My cowardly side has won so far.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
ilike this one except only 153 people gouged there eyes out out of millione who saw it so the chances of it happening to anyone here are very very slim
July 18th, 2008 at 3:47 am
I wanted to watch the versions they had but was too scared
July 18th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Adam Bomb
That was fuckin hilarious!!! Lmfao.
I was preparing to gouge my eyes out. And it was a Rick and Roll video. You Rock!!!!!!!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 2:07 am
It ruins the mystique of the video when there are three pages of youtubes all with exactly the same title of which 90% are over 20 seconds.
It’s still a fairly good story, though.
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:46 am
http://youtube.com/watch?v=z5sxOpXNeTE&feature=related
doofi.
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
the last 2 minutes of the video are of me going into the picture and kicking that vagina face faggot’s ass
the people gauge their eyes out because they are in complete shock about how i could that kick that faggot’s ass so bad
July 24th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
whats the story tho?
July 24th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY EYES. OH SHIT MY EYESSSSSS.
July 27th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
I’m scared to watch this..should I ?
July 29th, 2008 at 7:55 am
my eyex arw
July 30th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
This is one of the more unnerving ‘pastas, cause you know that it’s just a couple of clicks away. I’m not watching this video anytime soon.
July 30th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
July 30th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I still don’t like this one.
July 30th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
What? I just upload a video of one of my birthday parties, and everyone’s all, ‘oh man, my eyes, MY EYES!!’
WTF, man?
August 2nd, 2008 at 4:53 am
Lol it’s disturbing, but I’m not gonna gouge my eyes anytime soon xD.
August 6th, 2008 at 10:22 am
The guy is smiling because he is about to be butt-sexed by a furry in a way so sickening viewers gauge out their eyes lest they see it again.
The runes are a ancient spell to remove a section of memory.
The way the eyes were delivered, even though the person was blind, was by FedEx.
August 11th, 2008 at 12:18 am
holy shit thats scary I am not gonna search that….I hope I can keep from being curios…
August 11th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Its really boring. Badly made picture, boring drilling noise… Sucks.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Watched a 47 sec. version of it… WTF?!
August 12th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
wtf is this all about anyway? and who is Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv?
August 13th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
My theory:
It’s a vid of a party featuring Goatse, TubGirl, the 2 girls and their 1 cup, and MORE!
August 15th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
i watched that.
the sound gave me a migraine, and the red dude looks like pedro from napoleon dynamite.
August 16th, 2008 at 1:37 am
im too scared to watch he video.
i will probably watch it with a friend =)
August 17th, 2008 at 1:38 am
kk, so this is creepy shit! i wanna know the tale behind this? XDD
August 21st, 2008 at 4:16 am
Coming back to this one, I have to say, it can’t be any worse than that fucking *Spengbab* shit…but that’s another story altogether.
August 21st, 2008 at 7:13 am
The related videos are better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBohmdsUXF4&feature=related
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:29 am
He was never identified? Dude, that’s my Uncle Joe.
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:30 am
I’ve watched all versions of this… the one with the retard who puts the basket in his head, the short 20 second one, the 2 minute one, AND the 4 minute one with the really fucking gay music at the end.
And my eyes are still within my heads.
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Lmao I laughed my ass off at #38 xD
I sent this to my friend because I was too scared to watch it myself. Then he found the 2 minute one and was like OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!
Now he has constant migranes and refuses to watch anything I send him on youtube xD
August 23rd, 2008 at 6:29 pm
my eyes are still in :C ……the cake is a lie
August 24th, 2008 at 11:46 am
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!
MY EYEZ MY BOOTIFUL BOOTIFUL EYEZZ!
DERE BEESYD MEE N SRY IF IM TYPIN RONGLY CUZ I CNT SEEEEEEE!
August 25th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
LMAO! esp @ 55
i saw the vids
and i can’t stop laughing
i’m the biggest chicken in the world and i’m at work wit loads of ppl around me, so wen i went to the link i was like hugging myself…but its gay…wtf is this?
who’s Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv?
i wanna knowwwwwww
August 25th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
btw the guy loox like a mix of steve buschemi and pedro from napoleon dynamite that sum1 already pointed out
August 26th, 2008 at 5:03 am
I saw the video, it was “meh”.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, everybody freeze!
Ah crap, my moms’ gonna kill me if I loose these!
Alright, has anyone seen a pair of eyes? You know, scissor gouge morks on the side, infested with horrible images? Anyone?
August 31st, 2008 at 11:50 am
I did it for the LOLZ!
August 31st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Right after this thing was posted, the guy that wrote it admitted it was fake and said it was hilarious some one actually made a video out of it.
August 31st, 2008 at 6:34 pm
this is the one i found ===>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf6Geh82vXg
all it did was make me want to gouge out the art student who made it. not scary at all!
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:38 am
I demand porn of this beautiful man
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Here’s the full version, for anyone interested.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp2UY5yvnJo&feature=related
September 11th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Guys, the “actual video” never existed. It’s a story, people. Anything on youtube right now was simply created for the story.
September 17th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Omg, I watched the two minute one, but had the volume down. I still see that guys face and cant get it outta my head…..DONT WATCH!
September 18th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
“Crotchdrill: The Movie”
That explains it all.
“OH GOD CARVE OUT MY EYES OR I MIGHT SEE IT AGAIN”
September 21st, 2008 at 12:30 am
ummm yea, this is genius marketing at it’s best … seriously
He’s a marketing director …and may very well be the best in the buisness! I mean can you even imagine what this simple little video did for youtube?
September 21st, 2008 at 12:31 am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/smutt/Garland3.jpg
there’s the pic he used …. like this guy was sitting there trying to figure out a great marketing stratogy for youtube and eurika “I’m a creepy fucking guy I should work with that” hit him
September 23rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
I watched several versions - both obvious jokes and “serious” ones - and now I’m… sleepy? @o@ seriously, if it were white noise and the bells (but a little quieter) I’d probably be completely out now.
September 23rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
BUTTS
September 23rd, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Having watched a few versions, I can safely say…
That I’m voting for Pedro.
September 24th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
I laughed at An Hero’s comment
September 26th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Omg i didn’t even play it, that guys been in other videos im pretty sure of it or somone who looks alot like him but i still don’t want too watch it his eyes freak me out so does his fac. yeah no offense too the dude but just looking at his face scares the shit outta me XD
September 28th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
check out this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9up4_N63oI
Its just a mangaer, its not creepy at AAAAAARGH MY EYYYEEEESDFASFASF AKLFNASDLF
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
I am sending you this because my eyes are gouged out. I am sending you this because my eyes are gouged out. I am sending you this because my eyes are gouged out. I am sending you this because my eyes are gouged out.I am sending you this because my eyes are gouged out. I am sending you this because my eyes are gouged out.I am sending you this because my eyes are gouged out. I am sending you this because my eyes are gouged out.
October 5th, 2008 at 2:21 am
So,erm…what happened in the end?He died or something?Or are we supposed to die or have our eyes gouged out?Because i still can see and im still alive….