The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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I…just…don’t even know what to say…
i WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING AGAIN, I IS TOOO SCUURRDDD
BUT THEN, WHO WAS LADY!?!
No wonder I can’t clean up the mess of pots and pans the heron made…
And the dead skull…isn’t my life bad enough as it is? My kitchen’s a mess, I’m drowning in my own blood in a spaceship, and now you want to break something and blame it on me?
(BTW CAPS LOCK MAKES EVERYTHING MORE AMAZING-ER.)
OMG SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, god. I thought that Squidward’s Suicide was horrifying. But THIS…I WAS CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHASFLSAKGHDASLKGHSFGLKHFGLdg/….
HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.
ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.
EVER.
That’s a lot of vampires. :c
Oh the huge manatee!
OH GOD, THIS STORY CHANGED ALL OF MAN- (OR WOMAN-KIND BECAUSE I AM A LADY) FOR ME. I AM TOO SCARED TO DO ANYTHING NOW OH MY GOD.
I SHAT SO MANY BRIX THAT EVERYONE IN ECUADOR HAS A SEVEN-STORY SHITMANSION.
Masterpiece.
AHAHAHA! Are you serious? This is hilarious!
It reads like a King Missile song :|
PFFFFT. THIS ISN’T CREEPY.
IT SAID THAT I FORGOT ABOUT IT.
BUT I DIDN’T.
I’M FUCKING BLEEDING EVERYWERE.
ON THIS SPACESHIP.
IT’S REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
epic creepypasta is epic!
While I’m spontaniously bleeding to death here, could you rewrite my obituary so people don’t have a screaming voice in their head?
Thanks.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
stupid!!!!!!!!!!! i rather get fucked thn read this lame storiie foooo
THEN WHO WAS BLO- FUCK, TOO LATE.
Candlejack would be am
An increase in the size of my phallus has occured after reading this hilarious anecdote.
THEN WHO WAS YOU?!
BananaCorn, I’m going to assume that your impersonation is after I told you to stop. Please stop impersonating me, it is embarrassing. Also, Jay Autumn, you summed it up perfectly. -10/10
Fear the Darkness
-Nex
OH GOD IT WAS THE DEAD SKULL!!!!
I do remember. I was there. Link had a mop.
Holy balls.
AND IF YOU’RE A LADY THEN HE WASN’T EVEN A MAN! HE WAS YOU!
lol.
after reading this pasta, half the world committed suicide. the other half wandered the desolate earth, blind from scraping their eyes out after reading this hideous-piece-of-shit story. Now that is creepy.
roflmfao i r bleeded evvywere
BUT WHO WAS BITTENED??!!
my dick is soap
your story is the most stupidest.
BUT WHO WAS ELAVATOR?
THEN WHO WAS SHARK?