The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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Are you sure he wasn’t menstruating?
…He?
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD!?
this was written by a two year old. why are all of you saying it’s awesome? The human body can’t hold that much blood
Terrible:(
oh wow im so scared!
Still a better love story than twilight
OMG I almost cholked on my food laughfing!
THIS IS HORRIFYING
This is amazing. Not going to sleep tonight for sure…
OH GOD IMMA TERRIFIED NAO ;^;
XD
I am the only one who thinks that this wasn’t creepy at all?
what the hell man…the cat who shat bricks in his hat
This is true. xD
Oh great, so according to this; I was walking around with uber period for who knows how long XD
all your folish soles will be mine soon so look outside your window tonight.
Ah well. I needed new shoes anyways.
*quadruple facepalm* how dafuq is this an actual true story?!?!?!?
This pasta tasted like laughing gas. Made me laugh but I was left confused. Also, I made the total vote count 1969. Teehee.
Seriously, i found this scary, because of the last sentence.
This pasta made me brit shix
This made me brit shix
Looks like Godzilla had their period
And this is why tampons were made.
I can’t get the taste of salt out of my mouth!
*Belh! Bleh! Bleh!*
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Wow, look at all these old comments.
This Pasta is the most emotional and deep Pasta I’ve ever read. This definitely needs more attention.
In fact, this should be on the front page of this site and Creepypasta Wiki.
But I must ask one question:
Was it hyper-realistic blood?
Why u scared of me people? IM INSIDE YOU and a day for me, how kind from you people!
i can make it stop. all you have to do is… spread the word.
This is the most cliche story I’ve ever read. If you thought Kirby’s Deadland was bad, you should see your faces now.