The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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i hate this pasta so much
damn hemorrhoids!
WHAT AN AWESOME STORY!!! THIS WAS BEST AND IMMA LIKE IT!!! *sarcasm*
*facepalms.* of course he goes for the “that guy was you.” Thing it’s like the oldest trick in the book when it comes to scaring people. Derp.
I WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT BECAUSE OF THIS
You forgot to add “hyper realistic” in there somewhere
to make it fun , change the word blood whit shit
spring break am i right u barely remember what happens
*pukes blood on keyboard*
What was that… Urgh! Grammer, bitted? I don’t like this and I don’t like ‘WHO WAS PHONE’ due to terrible terrible grammer and a certain… Lack of suspense and fear ect. Anyway… Rubbish story, rubbish grammer and no fear or terror factor what so ever. Think yourself lucky you got at least one vote. Rant Over!
You really like the word ‘rubbish’, don’t you?
Best. Creepypasta. Ever.
Loved the bad grammar, lack of plot and all the capital letters. Good job.
…. I dont want to live on this planet any more
what in the hell.
:3
Lol “ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND HIS DOG.”
Lololol at first I thought this was crap but then I looked over it again. Between the perpetual bleeding, the being sent to space, and that it was me, this is the best parody story.
Well this was a waste of time
Woudn’t he die of bloodloss
It’s fine, it’s not like I wanted to sleep tonight anyway. xD
It was a very stupid story. Any noob could of written this.
It still gave me a good laugh.
:D
Do you even grammar?
Holy balls. I will never sleep again.
Ever.
Shut it Derpson Pancakes
So… Does that mean that I’m some kind of he-she alien thing that is on it’s period? Also, how does the blood “GET” a kid and a dog? Does it splash on them? Do they drown in it? Indescriptive pasta is indescriptive.
this was actually kinda funny : o I WANNA GO TO THE MOON!
Derpson Pancakes make that story!!
Are You Sure That The Blood Wasn’t Me?
-CandleJa
Thank u sooo much @Reba!
#2spooky4me
That explains why I’m on Mars….
Hehehehehehehe Good one.
not good one