The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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Alternate name: DAY OF ALL THE PERIODS
april fools day
I god-damn love Jokepastas.
He should have donated the blood to the red cross
Was it super hyper realistic looking blood?
THIS IS TOO FUNNY TO READ IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Or it could just be a really heavy “friend”
My first Creepypasta ive eva read………..YEEEARRRSS AGOOOOOOO
LOL Joke pastas are freaking awesome!
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD?????
2spooky4me
omg this is my favourite one I love it.
sry only ten cant be a lady
Fan-flippin’-tastic.
I love this trollpasta.
That is why the women have periods.
at first i just read it over and over because i thought i missed somthing, then i realized that it was meant to be humourous, lol i am a moron 0.o
HOLY FUCK
anyone else notice that the date is on april fools?
…..dude its like a 5 year old wrote this!!!!!
OOOHHH IM SO SCARY CAAAAPS!!!!BOOOO.
dude…..srsly?
Yes. Very, very srsly.
Dude.
That’s the joke.
not scary
10 outta 10!
It’s called period. Other’s like to call it “those days of the month”.
I came here because of Mr. Creepypasta…..
And the blood was hyper-realistic!
While I was readin this I was like Wait what?! It was kinda weird with the sharks and the vampires and the space thing Kinda creppy
So when does this story get to the part where it overuses “blud”
But.. WHO WAS BLOOD?
2spooky4me
0_0 um