The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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Derpson pancakes u suck
REBA, YOUR SHOW WAS SUCH A FAIL!
I love that song by My Chemical Romance!
I want to make a pasta about Wanda and Cosmo!!
Good Luck! No, seriously, good luck
This was the most terrifying story I have heard in my ENTIRE LIFE.
All I could think about was that kid on youtube that says BLUUUHD loads of times…
Best read of the night, now I can say it’s time for bed (if I can sleep after reading such a horrorifying* story).
*intended
Good indeed…………
Lol he was having one heck of a period
I can’t sleep.
Its like a 10 year old wrote this!!!!!:(
this is fucking supid
this is f!c#ing
that never happen… wait im remembering something. oh my god e was right it was me, wait im remembering something else… after is was sent to space i grabbed a sattelite and… oh my god I AM PHONE
very mature! :P
oh god yes xD
Worst case of hemophilia ever, am I right? Huhhhh? *nudge nudge* Right?
Infinite facepalms
Ooooohhh….Ooohhhhhh… duuuudde….
Why did I read dis shit?
Imauh cwe :c
never thought I was this kind of person. I’ve caused so much trouble
:'(
I’m kind of wondering if a kid wrote this pasta. o-o
LOL This reminds me of “The Pee that took a Poo” by Butters XD
This whole time!
What did i just read? This is… Really bad
10/10 BEST CREEPYPASTA EVAR JHGKJFHYTCYJ GVHFTYTUYTUYGUKYHGKUYGUKYGKJHGJHGJKHGKJHGKJH
Wait, ALL the vampires ever?
That was… Fucking RETARDED its a disgrace to creepy pasta its retarded did a 4 year old write this ’cause it is bad, pasta tasted like shit.
If you’re a man, you have pretty bad hemorroids. If you’re a woman, that happens once a month and it’s called periods. However, YOU KILLED ALL THESE PEOPLE
This is just… bad. No other explanation, just bad. The only one worse was
THE WATCHERS who apparently are Caps lock angel worriers that used satin or lucifer or whatever to kill god and stuff… so… Yes, i rate -999999999, but i could only do one, so that was my real rating, and i know its kinda late to comment, but i don’t rely care.
OMG me and jeff are now scarred literally he flipped a table with a knife and scared my eye soooooo now my eye is red instead of white …. anyways IM A KILLER AND IM CRYING FOR LIFE :'( (anywho meloDIE lured jeff again so he’s her slave …. again long story short jeff came back from phycotic state so now im ready to have my mouth sewed shut ……… again so i guess im going to BLEED AND GO TO THE MOON FOREVER THIS STORY IS SO ACCURATE T.T)
karkat wr0te this. s0 0bvi0us t00. except, im surprised he didnt curse this time. great j0b karkat.
I’ll alwayys be here for you. LOL JK
BLOODY HELL!!! What is it supposed to mean?!
Why am I not in space then