The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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best creepypasta ever
2 spooky 4 me
I read this in Caboose’s voice from Red vs. Blue
2spooky4me
THEN WHO WAS ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER?
It’s okay, OP. My period sucks, too.
I cry evertim.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMa4wLvcW-E&feature=plcp
wat.
OMG THIS EXPLAINS WHY I AM SWIMMING IN BLOOD!!!!!!
That person must have been Maaka from Chibi Vampire.
Omg, what?
I know who’s name I was yelling to help me. Abraham Lincoln and Van Helsing.
Parodypastas suck, yo.
a rather interesting question….
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD?!
But how did I get back from space?
BUT, WHAT BLOOD?!
But..but if everyone got bittened by sharks, who sent him into space?
My brain cannot handle the absolute logic that is this story.
BLOOD BLOOD WHAT?
Sound’s like a really rough period.
e_______e
Lol! This is a joke…
Seriously…. the ending makes no sense. I hope you make you stories interesting for the readers.
Lol….
Replace the word ‘blood’ with spaghetti.
Four years later, people are still commenting on my masterpiece.
And still don’t ever check out the rest of them on bogleech.
I guess this is my best one anyway, though.
Well, they have my dead skull sequel to look forward to…
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD sorry this was really funny
So you mean this whole time I’ve been on my period?! D:
THEN WHO WAS ELEVATOR??!