Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.
After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
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Scariest pasta ever, y/y?
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It wasn’t scary, but it was funny.
You think?
loved it;)
Scariest fucking storie 0-2014
100,000,000/10
Can’t read agen. I lost my ability to spel properly after reeding it. I kent ried eethr.
It’s a crying shame that people just assume you have to be old to know Fresh Prince. It’s a screaming on an infantile level shame that anyone would not find this funny. 10/10 best one I’ve ever been privy too.
I must have done it wrong. My brother disappeared and I’m missing a leg…
I’m absolutely in love with this. Fresh Prince was one of my favorite shows. You’re amazing. <3
This was the funniest shit I have ever read here. Simply awesome. XDDD
Oh, HELL FUCKING YES!!!! My childhood has returned in all its twentieth century glory.
My mind was blown. Fuck.
I love this. X3
And also, no one loves Unknown. *sad violin music* If only you were nicer.
You are amazing
If you don’t follow these steps, you will become Carlton.
Love that show. Smell ya later
Saw it coming first paragraph. Still laughed.
Shootin some bball, outside the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighbourhood…
I got in one little fight, and my mom got scared! She said, “You’re living with your auntie and uncle in Belair.”
I tried… but my hair tried to run away from my face
BUT WHO WAS DICE?
BUT WHO WAS FRESH
csi is better than this show
I love you.
REPOST
this was just amazing. had a good laugh. :D
I just pooped my trousers
After, if you do it right, your life will become much funnier and happier.
If you do it wrong… you will forever be labelled as lame. And beat up a lot.
Oh sorry, I seem to have strayed away from CREEPYpasta. I was expecting a horror story or at minimum a parody(pasta).
It IS a parody pasta, you twat. It’s parodying the Fresh Prince of Belair.
Lol this made my day, love fresh prince of bel air, but WHO WAS FRESH PRINCE
Come on guys, I’m way cooler than Will, Check out my dance moves!
I Love this.
Totaly fresh prince of bel air
THEN WHO WAS MOM?!
Hilarious.
But they forgot the wild rolling of ones head ritual that is required to enter. I less than three this anyway.
Hey uknown, it’s not meant to be funny. Strange, so I hope this was a troll, in fact I almost know it’s a troll.
I’m so proud of myself for understanding this.
XD That was a good one. Three words: BEST. PASTA. EVER.
it’s funny when he said ”Yo homes to Bel Air” or ”Yo homes, smell ya later!”
This…….this, is…..I love it. Genius.
It is stupid.not scary at all and not funny at all. Two words 4 u: f@ck you
Hahahaha this is amazing xD
This is one of my favorites because it made me laugh. <3 I for one, think this Pasta is freaking GREAT.
:3
Oh my god YES!
Hell. Effing. Yes.
Anyone who doesn’t get it, Is too young or had a deprived childhood. Best thing I’ve read yet.
HELL YES!!!
OH SHI-
The best method of surviving the paranormal
Buy your aunt and uncle a house in Bel-air, no matter how scared your mother is nothing can ever harm you there.
Unknown, you are a retard. Stupid, stupid.
Loved it lol. Best reference evar, but
WHO WAS TAXI??
This pasta just made my life.
You just WON the Game!
Brix shat, sir.
Oh God!!! I was already singing it after reading the first sentence! Best ever! :D
I knew what was going on at the second sentence. BWAHAHA!
it makes me smile every time.
LOL
\"If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.\"
This line KILLED me. <3
oh i see what you did there
I Lol’d So Fuckin’ Hard. Oh My God.
LMAO! EPIC. WIN. X D
OMFG HOLY CRAP THIS IS THE SCARIEST PASTA I HAVE EVAR READ! I COULDN’T SLEEP FOR DAYS AFTER READING THIS! It still gives me nightmares… I swear I shat so many brix that I could build a mansion in Bel-Air with them.
Fucking lol’d. Hard.
OH SHIT, that’s scary.
I’m sleeping with the lights on tonight!!.
awe nex, you wrote a song about me :3
anyway, THIS IS EPIX,
I know i shouldnt act this way but :
WHO WAS AUNT????!!!!!!oneone1
Fucking fantastic.
After the second paragraph I knew what it was, still fucking hilarious though.
Oh.. My god. I had to cut my throat with a razorblade to stop myself from laughing. Now i’m going to be called emo for the rest of my life.
Bahahahahaha b-e-a-utiful
I think this is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
WHY the gangsta talk. And ‘smell ya later’ reminds me of Gary from Pokemon >_>
Highlight of my day. C:
I shat brix in the shape of carlton…and they were dancing
Well played, sir.
Consider me Bel-Air’d. Well played sir.
Ready for this?
I SHAT BRIX
THEN WHO WAS HOOPS?
EPIC WIN.
i lol’d
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down…
BUT WHO WAS HOOLIGANS?
If you don’t understand this, I must say I love you and will you marry me?
Because being married to an martian would just really make my day.
And Will Smith is a babe. ^.~
Ugh. Would have been better if he’d been more subtle about it.
Has #2 been living under a rock?
Hey you guys! I tried this and it works!
The only problem I am having with this is that the theme-music is constantly looping in my head.
Yes, your paranoia serves you well. >_>
BAHAHA FRESH PRINCE REFERENCE. Shit’s been overdone, I swear to god, half of those posts were made by the author to bandwagon the other people.
I came buckets.
HARDEST, most EPIC win to have ever won EVAR.
LOL. Epic win.
I have to say, that probably made me happier than anything in existance. Epic. Purely epic.
geoffrey
BREAK OUT LUCILLE
Omg funniest pasta ever
whoever made this is a pasta making god
Then, if you’ve done everything correctly, you can assume your throne and become the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
FUCKING SRSLY.
what on earth has to be wrong with you for you to have never seen the fresh prince of bel-air
holy shit, i nearly shat bricks
Funny as hell.
If you don’t get it you’re an idiot.
This isn’t scary.
Just amazing in every way.
This is the best creepypasta ever written.
I laughed SO hard. xD
The creepiest pasta I have ever read! xDDDDD
Ben! You’re right, but I can’t…I just can’t remember…
The title ruins it. Luckily I had read it before withoput the spoiling title and only noticed halfway through what was going on!
The title ruins it. Luckily I had read it before withoput the spoiling title and only noticed halfway through what was going on!
I’ve been waiting for this FOREVER.
WHO WAS THE CAB DRIVER?!
EPIC. JUST EPIC.
L.M.F.A.O.
what’s weird is that something like this happened to a character in a sitcom
woe is me, another sleepless night. D:
but then who was cab driver?
:0
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. brix r b shat.
oh my god.
i fucking love you xD
I lol’d bri/x/ and that fucking hurt.
an internet to you, good sir
THEN WHO WAS BEL-AIR?
Does anyone know where I can find a boyfriend free girl?
lolz this the shit
oh god damn you anonymous
FUCKICANTFUCKINGBELIEVEIT! NO ONE’S DONE THAT BEFORE IS THIS OC? CAPS LOCK IS NEEDED. I PISSED MYSELF A BIT!
This is so amazing!! *W*
For those that don’t get it: Watch the theme song to “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.” 8D
Unknown, this poem is for you.
roses are red, violets are blue. i really want to fucking kill you.
also, this one.
clowns are funny, they sometimes throw pie. i really hope that you fucking die.
lol
Unknown, this poem is for you.
roses are red, violets are blue. i really want to fucking kill you.
also, this one.
clowns are funny, they sometimes throw pie. i really hope that you fucking die.
lol
I need to change my socks now.
THEN WHO WAS HOOLIGANS?
I shat brix.
Then I shat cement.
Afterwards, I shat a trowel.
Later, I shat a beautiful facade.
I have nothing left to shat now.
I knew what it was when I read “West Philadelphia.” I’m such a nerd.
LOLOLOL
NICE
Oh man, EPIC.
My mom got really scared when she read this though, maybe there’s a connection?
Bricks shat, this ttly happened to me once!!1one
XD Oh good Lord. Best thing I’ve seen for days.
If you don’t get this then an hero. NOW.
Oh geez… I’ll never play basketball in West Philadelphia… ever.
Sorry. I overreacted. THis is OKAY….but no ripping is involved so…it losed Jack-points for me.
WIN! Haha! Best Creepypasta ever!!! I lold hard.
But…
WHO WAS BASKETBALL!!!!
Goddamnit, I lol’d.
i shll sleep…. laughing to death
also who was hooligans?
LOL
Get this man some cake.
epic win
WHO WAS FUCKING AWESOME?
ahahahahaha…..that’s awesome!
As soon as I saw tht title I lol’d.
Im crying a little bit.
WIN
WHO WAS WILL SMITH!!!!!
I LOLacuasted
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Zero
Horrifying thought of an inhuman and blasphemous ritual. Some scarry stuff. *crushes a car*
Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
BEST
PASTA
EVER!!!
xD I couldn’t breathe for ten minutes after reading this, I was laughing too hard
I can’t wait to see what Mr Welldone has to say about this :]
That was the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.
When I saw the title, I thought “this sounds like the fresh prince of bel air…” then I read the part about west philadelphia. Then I thought “WHO WAS WILL SMITH?”
Gentlemen, we have a winnar
*cheers*
…seriously?
they converted this into a pasta???!!!
-palmface-
ugh
greatest pasta ever
i have a really good feeling that i can actually do what it says in this pasta.
total genius
:applause:
All we need is some Tom Jones now!
how do you NOT understand this one!
lol yes, I had a good laugh at this
Epic instant win. :D
Epic win!
that is the most failed post on this site.
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GENIUSSSS.
HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT?
LOL OMG
AS SOON AS I READ THE TITLE,
i was already picturing the fresh prince theme in my head. all the way through.. that was greatly epic.
LMAO! Amazing. Pure freaking genius. By far the best thing in the world… Or at least on this site.
YO HOMES TO BEL-AIR!
uhhhhh what
i didn’t write that last comment with my name on it…
oh well.
It was NOT a good idea to read this in class…
“And Ed Gein would make things for his house out of his victims skin-REKKUSU! are you LAUGHING?!”
Ohhhh good times. Best pasta ever.
LOL!!
The pasta almost made me pee myself!
It was hilarious!
Then everyone who’s like “I don’t get it” are making me laugh so hard!!!
LOL!
COME ON PEOPLE!!
What the hell, I wrote this one.
ok, Unknown, here is a clue. Fresh Prince=Will Smith….Will Smith=Fresh Prince+Of Belair=Pasta……in a way, that makes nooo sense….just look at it…
>prince
>fresh
right there and there, i new something’s fishy.
YES.
lmao xD
No, you are the cancer.
I wonder if the door will be opened by a Mudkip in a butler suit, who will also be the Holder of Goatse?
This wins so hard. You don’t even have to be aware of 4chan to get this. You just either have to be at least 14 or have watched Nick at Nite…EVER. Well done.
And because we need another one of these: THEN WHO WAS UNCLE?
rjaye no offense but your a freak
I SUCK COCKS
@61: I think you mean you know you GREW UP in the 90s when you figured it out in the title.
@61- You know you were born in the 90’s and lurked too much on /b/ if you knew exactly what was coming as soon as you read the title…
I shat brix of laughter.
You owe me new pants.
that was the greatest pasta ever.
Thanks for the lulz ;D
Gotta agree with Dr. Creepy on this one. This is the first time I’ve felt a need for Mr. Welldone.
Oh my god. Scariest pasta EVER.
Man,my mom heard this story,AND SHE GOT SCARED AND SAID:YOU’RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.
but WHO WAS DICE?!
Brix: I just shat them.
I expected it as soon as I read the title.
I knew what the pasta was going to be like immediately after I saw the title D:
You forgot that dumb head bounce/twist after knocking.
It’s absolutely necessary.
I’ll never sleep again.
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
Absolutely *brilliant*.
I got it as soon as I saw the title. xD
I love Fresh Prince of Bel Air. :D
But this scared the shit out of me. ;D
xD there is a fat monster living inside
You know you were born in the 90’s if you figured out this pasta before the first paragraph was done.
omg…fucking WIN!
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, “youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air”
LOLLERGASM
very nice XD
Lol…creepypasta jumped the shark..
BUT THEN WHO WAS GEOFFREY?
Also, hilarious.
@2 dude,fresh prince of bel air theme int ostory mode…duhh…i lol’d hard,then got aboned,whaked off to debbie does dallas,then lold some more as i suirted all over the TV
I knew what this was as soon as it got to the part about the Aunt, but by then I knew I should have figured it out from the beginning.
I love how it was done and it was very funny.
Infinity/5
I never loled so much at a Will Smith reffrance (sp.) Great job.
Dr.Creepy was automagically in the name box!
Anyway, that was a cracking good read!
I NEED to see Mr.Welldones comment.
Oh and W
WHO WAS UNCLE PHIL,HILARY,CARLTON,ASHELY and AUNT VIV.
Oh and i forgot i shat out a frickin litlle town.
@ 47 and 49
I thought the same and also Russel Crowe LOL
Sorry Unkown, that’s probably the only way out now.
@asdf- Ha, that was my first thought on reading this
I wanna see Mr. Welldone’s comment on this.
WIN!
Sorry, I just realized I am a complete and utter retard and will now become An Hero.
THANKS!! HOW AM I EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP NOW!!?!?!
Awesome :D
This was possibly, the best creepypasta I have ever had the pleasure of reading.
……There are no words for this.
They forgot the part where you had to swing your head in a circle twice as you knock.
“Unknown,” lurk more.
Or stop being a complete dumbass.
Brilliant!
Hahaha, cute :)
Haha, love it. xD
I lol’d three times before I could finish reading this. So awesome.
THEN WHO WAS CAB DRIVER?
Unknown is troll.
I think i love you
DOMNIT FRONK
BUT THEN WHO WAS CARLTON?
Oh god when I saw the words “West Philadelphia” immediate brick and mortar was shat. Im now sitting in the middle of a fresh cobble stone street.
I shat brix.
In the shape of Will Smith.
Unknown dosen’t have a TV obviusly.
And the pasta IS
PURE
ULTRA
EPIC
MEGA
GIGA
OWNAGE
PWNZOR
WIN
This pasta made me happy.
Thank you so much.
Hahahaha!
Amazing! Utterly Brilliant!
lolololololololol
-runs out of breathe-
Best pasta ever, seriously. xD
@ Unknown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ1NA7Mgzgw
Great…. now I’m going to be singing that all day.
pure absolute genius.
i hate people who don’t understand this one.
Sorry about that rant, I just realised the true life-destroying potential of Rule 34. I will never look at Wall-E the same way again. ;_;
<3
Oh, and @Uknown – No shit! You clearly are one of the lucky few who have never witnessed the horror of 4chan (or message boards in general). God I fucking hate everyone.
Holy fuck, I lol’d
Hey, unknown, its fresh prince of belair. Goto hell. Rickroll pasta nao!!!!
*wasn’t, not “isn’t.”
Gaah, sorry again.
Unknown, I’m assuming that you are unfamiliar with the Fresh Prince of Bel Air meme, so this should clear things up:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bel-Air
This story isn’t really intended to be “creepy,” it’s just a good laugh for those who are familiar with the meme.
I’ve never actually watched the show, but I get it. lolz!
The pastas have been really lame lately, glad this one finally came to wake people up, haha.
Enough with the nonsensical rites and rituals, already!
hmm…Wasnt there just a person….Oh well, whatever. I guess I’m the only one that doesn’t get it and does’t think its funny. I love being a loner.
Ahaha Funny. Very funny. Too bad I’m not laughing. Girl with no face, your not the only one.
*you’re
I dont get it.
The fresh prince of bel air, he just made a pastA out of the theme song
Ahahaha. Haha. Scary in a way no other pasta has been yet. NOT DA GANGSTA LINGO.
Boo Unknown. XD
Excuse me if I dont think its funny, or freaky or whatever.
also, brix shat
THEN WHO WAS FRESH PRINCE?
Fucking lol!
I must admit, that was long overdue.^_^
And, Unknown, you are a retard.
*Or “were”; my grammar has been quite shitty lately, I apologize.
Oh shit, I lol’d hard.
Now if only there was a Rick Roll pasta.
There is my friend, there is. This one for example. But it’s not fun when you look for it : http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65166462&postRepeater1-p=1#65167099
this wasn’t scary but I had a decent laugh
Interesting
Pure.
Fucking.
Genius.
yes
oh right and
THEN WHO WAS WILL SMITH?
I see what ya did there
This isn’t scary. At all. Worst pasta I’ve read, no offence. I dont even get it.
Have you never seen the fresh prince of bel air episodes from the 90’s? It’s the beginning credit whater you call it thing to that XD
Soooo… how old are you?
Im guessing he or she is 30+ or watched the show on rerun because I did
In my 20’s, I used to adore the show!
Ots a parodypasta, it isn’t supposed to be funny
so basically my mind was blown.
I love The fresh Prince of Bel Air