The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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Do you know how long it will take to get all this blood out of the carpets? Nice link, though.
Why would you try to take it off, now you have red carpets, like a celebrity.
life=made BANGFACE
Sorry but…
LYK DIS COMENT IF U CRIED.
Why are people saying this pasta is scary, I found it hilarious.
I love how the comments on most of these ParodyPastas are funnier than the actual pasta.
Good Job everybody who can take a joke.
You make my day.
I don’t think that’s tomato sauce on your pasta Jimmy…
The pasta’s not positive-it’s HIV-positive.
Sure hope it’s not Chris’s Blood.
I SHAT BRIX YO.BUT WHO WAS THE SHARK?
On the moon there will be a whole city of blood them :3
THEN WHO WAS MOON!!??
Cool story bro. Needs more unicorns
CAPS LOCK ARE FOR COOL PEOPLE
you tried
BUT WHO WAS PHONE!?
Damn.
Bogleech is now advertising?
Every vampire. Ever.
It’s not supposed to be freakin scary.
“(OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY)”
… XD
I LIK THE PART WHERE THE GUY WAS BLEEDING, AND THE PART ABOUT THE SPACE IS PURE LITERALLY GOLD!
I GIV IT 11/10
Can’t… stop… the… laughter…
COOL STORY BRO
Da’ fuq did I just read?
Oh the pointlessness of it all.
So someone was on their peirod?
I see one problem with this. Not enough grammatical errors. But right now I’m jizzing my pants because this shit is so fucking hilarious.
Scariest story evarrrrrrz! LOL pr0nz
I understand that it was a joke… But the problem was…
THEN WHERE WAS FUNNY?!?!
whaaat?
judging as a pasta – 0/10
judging for lulz – 8/10
it reminded me of this autistic kid from my old school