The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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That person… was ME?! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!
OH GOD AIDS EVERYWHERE.
Worst period of. my. LIFE.
FAKE AND GAY
BUT WHO WAS DOG??!
Lol! This was on Retarded CreepyPasta page on Encyclopedia Dramatica!
I finished reading all the good CreepyPasta so I checked out the ones they said was crap…
This is the weirdest one I’ve read so far though!
I didnt know that everyone knew that i bleed all over the place. I thought that was my most well kept secret. Also i didnt know that it bothered everyone why didnt anyone just tell me and not send me to space. Now all the planets will be angry cuz i will be bleeding all over the universe. Then my blood will cover the atmosphere and you will all die how is that for a bad ending.
Hmm…. I didn\’t like this one much .__. Not scary.
OH SNAP, I GOT LAUNCHED INTO SPACE BECAUSE I WAS SPOUTING BLOOD EVERYWHERE, BUT I FORGOT IT ALL?! OH THE CREEPYNESS….. <.<
xD
Ah. You’re hilarious.
AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE.
wat
GOOD LORD MAN.
CONTROL YO SELF.
THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE.
JESUS CHRIST THIS SHIT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!
@ girgumashi
Not funny anymore, too many vulgarities used.
l2funny
Such is childhood imagination.
THEN WHO WAS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL?
Part2:
ONCE HE GOTTEN IN SPACE HE STILL WAS BLEEDING HE BLEED SO MUCH THE SUN WENT OUT
BECAUSE OF THE BLOODING. EVERY ONE ON EARTH WAS ALL LIKE “SHIIIIIIIIIT WERE FUCKING COLD! WERE GUNNA FUCKIN DIE!” AND HE WAS ALL LIKE “FUCK YOU FOR BANISHING ME NOW IM GONNA BLEED THE ENTIRER UNIVERSE TO GET TO GOD!”
SO HE DID GOD DIDNT LIKE THAT HE WAS ALL LIKE “AWWWW SHIT WE CANT HAVE RED UP IN THIS BITCH HEAVEN BE WHITE NIGGA” SO THE MAN HAD AN EPIC BATTLE BUT WHEN GOD SENT MARY OUT HE USED HIS BLEEDING SUPER POWERS TO PUT HER ON HE PERIOD AND SHE CHANGED AND WENT TO WAILIN ON GOD AND GOD WAS LIKE “MAN FUCK YALL! THIS SHIT AINT WORTH TEH TROUBLE” THEN HE BECAME THE GOD OF WAR WITH BLOOD AND HE BLOODED EVERYTHING THE END
So that\’s why my period was unnaturally heavy this month….
You made me laugh very inappropriately during a movie.
HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER!
Belly laughed hard.
EPIC WIN
Those who disagree deserve to have a heron “make a ess of my pots and pans…”
YOU WA BLOOD !!!
Trolling pasta is trolling.
that\’s silly.
The horror! THE HORROR!
All and all it reminded me that South Park Episode where Butters tried to write a gross book which he named \\\\&quot;The poop that took a pee\\\\&quot;.
Brix were shat.
Excuse me while I go change my pants.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’d be dead if I was bleeding that much. :D
Cool story, bro!
Cool story brah.
Shii-
Freaking bombs!