The Day of All the Blood
| Written by | Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech |
|---|---|
| Published on Creepypasta.com | April 2009 |
| Length | 150 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 6.9/10 from 5,194 votes |
| Category | Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies |
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
CREDIT: Jonathan Wojcik a.k.a. Bogleech
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So you are in space wit yur gurl. You to is makin out (Yeyuh) when th fone rigs. You get up an sea hoo is callin an th uder prson sez itz her dad. He sez Y u wit my gurl? and yur gurl asks hoo it wuz and yoo sai it wuz her dad and she sez hur dads ded. THEN HOO WUZ SPAYS/BLUD?!
That actually is scary XD
need some tampax?
I”M DYING>>>>
I feel like it shouldve been like, not blood, but white ooze. so It’s like the man/lady is a sperm being.. yknow, and.. WHAMMO we’re born into babies in this world
If anybody here lost all their blood they’d die. okay i knew boys were stupid jerks i didn’t know they could be this dumb! Btw….IDIOTS
That’s not even how anatomy works. If you lose all of your blood, you don’t die; you become a blood shade. You drift around in an alternate plane of existence searching out blood. Once you find a prey that has blood you like (your original blood type before you became a shade, usually) then you’ll be able to materialize into their plane of existence and devour their blood. You gotta be careful though ’cause if you drain all of their blood then they’ll become a blood shade too, and you’ll have to go looking for another blood type you like. This is where the legend of vampires came from, obviously.
spoky o_O
I CANT STOP THE SHOUTING IN MY HEAD
I’m only 10 and I think this is not even scary at all :/
I did not enjoy this one it was too prewritten.
OH MY GOD BEST STORY EVER 10 OUT OF 10 BEST CREEPY PASTA IN THE UNIVERSE
Lol! The video was HILARIOUS
HERE’S AN INTERVIEW WITH THE AUTHOR BUT THE WORST PART IS THAT AUTHOR IS YOU:
http://humor.gunaxin.com/interview-horror-comedian-jonathan-wojcik/171386
I LOVE CAPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
but i …noooooooooo
… that was so lame it hurt!
All the blood is scaring me
Nice try little 4 year old did forget to turn off caps lock
I hope you don’t think this was a serious attempt at a creepypasta.
How on Earth are you dumb enough not to know a joke pasta when you see it? Every word is intentionally a dumb choice, and it parodies how pastas are written. Good god, get a fucking sense of humor you illiterate clown.
am i the olny one thats no scard
an the blood
well okay then :-:
It’s sad because this happens every once a month to a lady.
THEN THE MAN WAS LIEK ERRMAHGERD DON T SENT MI 2 OWTER SPAICE DEN DA BLUD WAS FLOTING AND IT FILLED ALL OF SPACE ANT DE ALIENS WER ALL LIEK NUUUU. DE ENT
lol i laughed instead of being scared
It’s the girl puberty video all over again
ha
what? this made no sense
This pasta sucks.
awesome best thing ever
Funny how if u bled every where u would die because of blood loss. liked the story. the blood froze when I was in space but it pushed me to earth again so ha hahaha get owned
OMG, 2SCARY IM SCARED RLY BAD HOLY SHET 11/10
BEST CREPPYPASTA EVAHR ,_;
ehr meh gehrd ikr