Sometimes the best response to horror is to laugh at it. These more than 90 funny creepypasta stories play with the genre’s favorite tropes, from overly serious rituals to doomed protagonists who make every wrong choice.Readers love Survival Guide, Tales From the Gas Station, and The Wrong Room. Some are pure parody, others are dark comedies that still manage a chill or two, but all of them are proof that horror fans have a sense of humor.
Survival Guide
We've all been there. You have just gone to a certain place, at a certain time on a certain date, done a…
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Tales From the Gas Station
PART ONE At the edge of our town, there’s a shitty gas station that’s open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a…
Read NowThe Wrong Room
You get back to your apartment after a long day's work and you want to get inside and rest. You were about…
Read NowThe Only Sensible Ritual Pasta
You wake up to find yourself lying flat in an unfamiliar and utterly filthy room. Your head pounds as you sit up…
Read NowThe Boy Who Loved to Read
Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to…
Read NowThe Demon Within
It was past midnight now, and I still had a while until I met my destination. The girl I picked up an…
Read NowYou Will Pay
I am your worst nightmare. I know others claim to be, but they're wrong. When you realize I'm out there, your knees…
Read NowHow to Write a Vidya Gaem Pasta
(A last hurrah to the Haunted Game 'genre', as it were.) So, you're wanting to write a video game crappy – erm,…
Read NowChef the Griller
One month ago, on a rain-slicked street My mother and I got a bite to eat But on the way back, I…
Read NowYo, Dude, Do You Own a Dog?
“Yo, dude,” Brewster said, looking out the glass doors at the back of my kitchen. He pushed back his baseball cap and…
Read NowThe Prince’s Fresh Start
Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up…
Read NowThe Twist: A Parody
Don’t read this because it actually works. Now youve started reading, you can’t stop. A girl named Kathy drowned to death. If…
Read NowSlender Twilight: The “Naughty” Version
“What the fuck did I just read?” - Pretty much everyone. FanBoy97: Journal entry 1.) Oh, how no one understands the dark…
Read NowJeff the Killer versus Slenderman
The dark, wet alley was slightly illuminated by Sarah's cell phone light, as she shined it every few seconds to see where…
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Para-Hunt: Episode 101
CREEPYFACE: Is it ready? 3… 2… 1… Welcome back, Creepers! It’s your demon host, CREEPYFACE, and this is Episode 101 of Para-Hunt!…
Read NowIn the Dark
I see you over there, tucked into your bed. I hope you feel uncomfortable. I hope you sense me over here, watching…
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The One About The Pizza Guy
If you really want to hear about it, here's what happened. It was a long time ago and I was working at…
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Gravedigging can be a Pain
Being a live-in caretaker or gravedigger as the cool kids typically term it, for a historic cemetery that has been a part…
Read NowThe Old Mine Shaft
We stand in the overgrown lot, staring at the cluttered remains of the large wooden building in the deep reaches of the…
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Late-Night Cravings
I was not planning on facing my potential demise when I started on my stroll, that chilly late December night. My intention…
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Age Is Just A Number
I was born on January 13th 1989 at six past seven pm. Why? Why that day? Why that hour of the night?…
Read NowKill the Killers (Parody)
The shack was dark, almost, too dimly lit for a normal person to see into. But he was used to it, after…
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