Tuesday, December 11, 2018
Creepypasta

Browsing the "Parodypastas" Tag

The One About The Pizza Guy

If you really want to hear about it, here’s what happened. It was a long time ago and I was working at a local pizza joint called Peter Pizza. I remember clockwatching, waiting for midnight to strike so I could [...]

April 18, 2017 Murders & Deaths
You Will Pay

You Will Pay

I am your worst nightmare. I know others claim to be, but they’re wrong. When you realize I’m out there, your knees go weak. You see my name, your mouth goes dry. You see a shadow, you know it’s me. [...]

April 1, 2017 Beings & Entities
The Scariest Person on Facebook

The Scariest Person on Facebook

[fvplayer src=”http://youtube.com/watch?v=ENruW6z3eiU”] The Scariest Person on Facebook Can you help me? Here is the link. I’m publicly posting their profile for harassing, trolling and scaring me half-to-death. From all the instant messages, emails, phone calls and death threats they’ve sent [...]

April 1, 2017 Strange & Unknown
A Normal Restaurant

A Normal Restaurant

I smiled as the waiter came up to me. I heard some stories about this resturant being disturbing, but everything was fine. Until this point. I felt my grin slip off my face as I heard her utter a string [...]

April 1, 2017 Dreams & Madness
In the Dark

In the Dark

I see you over there, tucked into your bed. I hope you feel uncomfortable. I hope you sense me over here, watching you. I wonder if you can see my emerald eyes staring at you, I hope you feel them [...]

April 1, 2017 Strange & Unknown
A Deal With The Devil

A Deal With The Devil

Five months ago, I made a deal with the devil. It sounds so dramatic, but it is so, so simple; and once you know how, it is hard not to. But you must resist, for if you don’t, you will [...]

August 30, 2016 Beings & Entities
The Deer Of Possibilities

The Deer Of Possibilities

As I lay in the grass, the warm summer breeze rolling over me, I can’t help but wonder what I did to deserve what had befallen me. I never really hurt anyone, never kicked any puppies or anything like that, [...]

April 1, 2016 Beings & Entities
Noises

Noises

Thunder crashed and I sat up in my bed, startled out of a fitful sleep. I rubbed my eyes groggily and looked around the room, then got up and stumbled to the bathroom. As I relieved myself, I thought I [...]

April 1, 2016 Beings & Entities
Darkness Unfolds

Darkness Unfolds

I’ve decided to put this down to writing, since I’m not sure anyone else has experienced this. If anyone has, please get in touch ASAP, since this is getting worrying. A few weeks ago, I’d started experiencing fuzzy vision. I’d [...]

April 1, 2016 Strange & Unknown
I Am The Fish King

I Am The Fish King

I am the fish king stalking the waters to fill you with fright I am the fish king you’ll never leave my sight I am the fish I am the night I am the fish king you see there is [...]

April 1, 2016 Dreams & Madness