I’m Sure The Wake Will Be Nice
| Published on Creepypasta.com | August 2008 |
|---|---|
| Length | 169 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 4.5/10 from 296 votes |
| Category | Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances |
If traveling through the tip of the thumb of Michigan on a night with a full moon, stop at McGraw County Park. The gate will be closed but you can park in front of it. Bring a set of black clothes and change in the change rooms.
When you come out, there will be an old man with olive colored skin and curly dark brown hair and a mustache selling hot dogs in a cart. If you order one, the man will thank you for your patronage and apologize for your loss saying “I’m sure the wake will be nice.” One of your relatives – not necessarily someone close but still someone you know – will have been murdered that night.
Be sure to change back into your other set of clothes, because if you drive away while still dressed in the black clothes you’ll be pulled over by state police and arrested for the murder of your family member and the clothes will be covered in their blood.
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I guess if you really want a hotdog at midnight…
All this for a hot dog?
This better be a fucking AMAZING hot dog.
Not too fond of creepypastas like this.
Lol guys, the blood on your clothes is just ketchup that fell off of me.
http://www.thumbtrails.com/mcgrawcp.html
It exists?!
SOMEONE GO TRY IT.
Kill a relative?
Have to eat a hot dog that I bought from an old man in front of a dark, creepy park?
Risk imprisonment for life?
Well, I’m off!
If I could pick the relative, I might be interested. >.>
Too short, not enough explanation (and not in the good way), and pretty pointless : /
if only i could pick someone other than a relitive.
it better be one hell of a hot dog.
I thought this was bobbins, and then I read the comments. It remided me of Chekov. Thanks for helping Crabbattle and Darkest.
I tried this and none of my relatives died. The hot dog tasted horrible, too.
But, WHO WAS HOTDOG KILLER??!!
What if some random person didnt intentionally mean top kill his family? Say a guy in a black Tshirt and black pants takes off his blue weater because its a nice night. He nonchalantly buys a hot dog and gives the seller a strange look, but otherwise doesnt feel out of the odinary.
Before leaving it gets chilly, so he puts his blue sweater back on, and goes home and finds his family dead.
That aint’ right!
http://www.infomi.com/michigan.gif See how Michigan looks somewhat like a hand, the area on the right would be the thumb, Huron county
eh
too much like many copypastas i have seen before.
they really have to stop the whole “if you go into a [insert random place here]…”
http://www.infomi.com/michigan.gif See how Michigan kind of looks like a hand? It’s the area on the right, Huron
fail story is fail
Thumb = Upper Peninsula, I think.
The UP is a pretty scary place.
BTW, I won’t try doing this, unless I get to pick the relative…
Lol go there everyday and everyone you know is dead xD
HOTDOG MAN KILLED MY FAMILY
I hate these ones. e____e Seriously. Why the hell would you do it in the first place?
Also, ‘the tip of the thumb of Michigan’? What the fuck?
y wud i wear black at that place if i dont want n e relatives dead? even if i did want them dead, what if it’s another one and not the one i want? and who wudve murdered them?…what if i don’t want a hotdog?
i didn’t like this…><
THEN WHO WAS HOT DOG
Depending on what relatives of yours are still alive when you do this, you could set it up to get an inheritance.
Would probobly require you to kill some of your other relatives, but meh.
meh this ones ok but i have nobody i want dead ……..woe is me *sob*
remind me not to do this.
anon, i see two possibilites:
1. by virtue of the ritual the information will find its way the police because you didn’t follow instructions to the letter – hence the blood staining your clothes. the tipoff would probably come from the hotdog vender
2. people have been doing this for a long time and the police have learned to watch for people dressed in black driving away from the park
Besides the obvious(why?), how’d the police find out you were the killer? Who told em’?
WoW! I’d totally do this!
Seriously, why the fuck would you do this?
What’s the point of that? Lucky draw if you hate a relative?
I didn’t really like this one. Not sure why. Meh. =/ These ones where you’re supposed to go somewhere completely random just to find out you/someone you know/someone you don’t know is going to die/marry you/etc just erk me. They get on my nerves >_< Why go through any of that just to have a family member be murdered? FAIL