I’m Sure The Wake Will Be Nice
| Published on Creepypasta.com | August 2008 |
|---|---|
| Length | 169 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 4.5/10 from 296 votes |
| Category | Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances |
If traveling through the tip of the thumb of Michigan on a night with a full moon, stop at McGraw County Park. The gate will be closed but you can park in front of it. Bring a set of black clothes and change in the change rooms.
When you come out, there will be an old man with olive colored skin and curly dark brown hair and a mustache selling hot dogs in a cart. If you order one, the man will thank you for your patronage and apologize for your loss saying “I’m sure the wake will be nice.” One of your relatives – not necessarily someone close but still someone you know – will have been murdered that night.
Be sure to change back into your other set of clothes, because if you drive away while still dressed in the black clothes you’ll be pulled over by state police and arrested for the murder of your family member and the clothes will be covered in their blood.
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lolwut
The sausage in the hot dog is actually made out of the relative that was killed, pretty weird and freaky huh? Oh wait never mind normal hot dogs are made of humans too!
THEN WHO WAS THUMB!?
If you were very, very hungry, if you had been driving so long, it’s taken your reason, there are many answers to why.
I would do it.
I would do it, because I could do it.
This pasta would be a silly comic.
um, who would do this unless they had crappy stepparents also “because if you drive away while still dressed in the black clothes you’ll be pulled over by state police and arrested for the murder of your family member and the clothes will be covered in their blood.” what a run-on sentence. and and and etc. but WHO WAS HOTDOG?
BUT WHO WAS WAKE?
Sorry, *before a funeral.
@51- What comes after a funeral, you moron?
anyone have any idea WHY the vendor said “I’m sure the wake will be nice.”? That’s the only part that’s really driving me crazy, coz I can’t figure it out at all.
But yeah, otherwise hate it. It makes no sense at all, even for a creepypasta. Seriously, people need to realize there’s a difference between being mysterious and bad storytelling.
I would do it and be all like “OOOHHH, forgot my cash my friend. Sorry.” Then walk off, hopefully not getting a axe in the back of the head.
What does he mean by “I’m sure the wake will be nice”?
i want to try a liver hot dog it sounds good…
*barf*
no sense at all. this was such a stupid pasta, i’d have to beat OP to a pulp in real life
i totally live in the thumb.
harbor beach, michigan.
Yeah, I’m usually made of the liver, with occasional kidney and gall bladder for kicks.
@ 42: Cause you guys think I’m a bad person.
@ 43: Hit the nail on the head.
I’ll throw in my 2 cents and guess that the hot dog is made out some of the newly deceased relative. I don’t mind me some random place/time/procedure creepypasta (but then, I like some of the Holders too, so I guess I’m just easily amused)…but either when it’s written as a dire warning if it’s a bad one, or there’s a potential benefit for all the risk. This isn’t really either.
Why is there always some dude from the story that comments? D:
The hot dog vendor had better sprinkle cocaine on the hot dog first.
couldn’t i just go to their house and stab them or something?
srsly.
that better the best fucking hot dog now that i think about it ….it bettter have every thing (nothing hot though ) and i better be able to get my favorite drink too and a cookie >:(
@ 11 and 13:
The thumb of Michigan refers to a point on the lower peninsula, because it’s considered to be shaped like a mitten. It’s on the west coast. Look at a map of the lower peninsula and it should make sense.
what if i felt self-conscious about changing in a haunted changing room where some weird old hot dog vendor wants to kill my relatives, meaning he knows my relatives, meaning he’s watching me change?
If you have to drive out to some county park just to get a hot dog then you must really be desperate for one. O_O
Not to mention all the parts about bringing a black set of clothes and stuff.
then WHO WAS VENDOR?!
I don’t eat meat…..
Ok guys a couple things. Firsst, I don’t make the rules. Second, if I didn’t get all thos people to kill all those other people where would I get the meat for my hotdogs?
Besides, who dosen’t like a good wake?
Wow. This is… ridiculous. Why would one do this at random?
Maybe if you hated all your family.
That’d be nifty.
Pointless thing to do/10