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Noises

Noises

Thunder crashed and I sat up in my bed, startled out of a fitful sleep. I rubbed my eyes groggily and looked around the room, then got up and stumbled to the bathroom. As I relieved myself, I thought I [...]

April 1, 2016 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies
Darkness Unfolds

Darkness Unfolds

I’ve decided to put this down to writing, since I’m not sure anyone else has experienced this. If anyone has, please get in touch ASAP, since this is getting worrying. A few weeks ago, I’d started experiencing fuzzy vision. I’d [...]

April 1, 2016 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Strange and Unexplained
I Am The Fish King

I Am The Fish King

I am the fish king stalking the waters to fill you with fright I am the fish king you’ll never leave my sight I am the fish I am the night I am the fish king you see there is [...]

April 1, 2016 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Madness, Paranoia, and Mental Illness
Down the Line

Down the Line

Down the line we went, shuffling timidly as the guards watched like hawks through mirrored sunglasses. Step by step, we moved along. Slowly, desperately trying to delay the inevitable or at least prepare ourselves mentally for what was to come. [...]

April 1, 2016 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Strange and Unexplained
6:30

6:30

It was happening tonight at 6:30. I checked the watch on my wrist. 6:26 I was beginning to get antsy. It has been a long long time since something of this magnitude occurred. I watched and waited as the second [...]

April 1, 2016 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Madness, Paranoia, and Mental Illness, Strange and Unexplained
Jeff The Killer Goes To Sleep

Jeff The Killer Goes To Sleep

Jeff crawled silently through the bedroom window of his latest victim and gradually crept over the the foot of his bed. His last encounter hadn’t gone so well; the kid’s father had intervened and Jeff had lost one of his [...]

April 1, 2016 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances
The Expedition

The Expedition

Andrew Sullivan was a wealthy man with his wife and his son before he made his billions from founding internet companies. His companies survived the crash that took out his inexperienced competitors and thrived in the vacuum they created. Time [...]

April 1, 2016 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Locations and Sites
Shudder

Shudder

It was one of those times when you start awake suddenly with the feeling of being watched. You know – you might be in an uncomfortable position, the covers may have slipped to the side leaving part of your back [...]

April 1, 2016 Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies, Strange and Unexplained
The Story of Time-travelling Dad

The Story of Time-travelling Dad

This is the story of time-traveling dad. He died in 1997 after buying his son a 2012 mustang and then being killed by the Rake. My name is Ralph, but most people simply refer to me as “time traveling dad”. [...]

April 1, 2015 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies
The Muffin Man

The Muffin Man

You stand in front of the alleyway, slowly stepping into the darkness. You have always hated this part of your walk home from work, but every day you gather up your courage and ignore your instinct to be afraid. Walking [...]

April 1, 2015 Beings and Entities, Dark Comedy, Humor, and Parodies