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[embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNnG1wIzX_k[/embedyt] My friend and I have always known not to go into the woods around my house at night. I live in a really,ย reallyย rural area. Like, the nearest house is about a mile away kind of rural. I love it; I grew up in suburban areas,...