I’m Sure The Wake Will Be Nice
| Published on Creepypasta.com | August 2008 |
|---|---|
| Length | 169 words · about 1 minute to read |
| Story level | Micro |
| Reader rating | 4.5/10 from 296 votes |
| Category | Deaths, Murders, and Disappearances |
If traveling through the tip of the thumb of Michigan on a night with a full moon, stop at McGraw County Park. The gate will be closed but you can park in front of it. Bring a set of black clothes and change in the change rooms.
When you come out, there will be an old man with olive colored skin and curly dark brown hair and a mustache selling hot dogs in a cart. If you order one, the man will thank you for your patronage and apologize for your loss saying “I’m sure the wake will be nice.” One of your relatives – not necessarily someone close but still someone you know – will have been murdered that night.
Be sure to change back into your other set of clothes, because if you drive away while still dressed in the black clothes you’ll be pulled over by state police and arrested for the murder of your family member and the clothes will be covered in their blood.
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This isn’t the best but it is kind of creepy.
I would do this if you could pick the relative who would die. I’d pick my dad or my insane, overly religious grandmother. Both are abusive.
I hate all but three of my living relatives (mother and my daughters). Doing this wouldn’t be a loss at all unless I lost the one I truly loved.
i got confused on this one…..
I didn’t like it at all you guys should check out the kindness of strangers and eight ball there pretty good
sorry but it has to be done…
THEN WHO WAS HOTDOG MAN?
What if you were an orphan and all of your family was dead for some reason? Who would you murder? WAIT, I JUST CONFUSED MYSELF.
For some of us, such things are part of the means to the end. Doubly so when leaving behind a smoking gun simply will not do.
Have you ever danced with a hot dog vendor in the pale moonlight?
Should of had something like it will be the best hot dog you will ever try. I would do it then.
Hotdogs? Of all things to be selling, hotdogs?? In the moonlight? k lol
… What happens if you -don’t- buy a hot dog?
That was…. Really lame.
Worst pasta I’ve had.
So, the reward is buying a hotdog.
The price is losing a relative.
The risk is being charged with the murder of your relative.
…
Wtf did I just read?
like everyone else has sed why do this when all you get is a dead relatve and maybe arrested and you dont get anything in return unless your lucky enough to get a relative you hate gets deadeded
The best part of this was the fact that some of you didn’t know what the thumb of Michigan was! That made me laugh.
@Fry: It’s on the east side of Michigan.
The hot dogs buns are made from the skin of your relative, the ketchup is blood, the meat is everything else.
Wait.
Hotdogs?
I have to wear black to get a freekin hotdog?
i’m not going to Michigan any time soon.Hot Dog and Anonymous two posts under made me lol
what is this i don’t even
WHO WAS HOTDOG MAN?
Really? C’mon. This was just so immensely lame. F.
WHO WAS MOUSTACHE?
I’ve read this before, not sure if i commented. This is a really bad Pasta, poorly written and a bad idea to begin with. Who wants a relative they know to die? not very nice if you ask me :(. The ending was stupid too.
and the advantage of doing this is…
Umm, why?
No hotdog can be that good surely, especially if you’re vegetarian.
lame.
The hot dog guy description had me picturing Luigi in my head.
lulz