The Wrong Room
You get back to your apartment after a long day’s work and you want to get inside and rest. You were about to pull out your keys and unlock the door, but you notice it’s open. Turning the doorknob and stepping inside, You notice something different. You stand in the doorway trying to figure it out. then it hits you. this isn’t your room. As you turn and leave, something catches your eye. There is a man hunched over a dish of flesh, eating it with his bare hands, tearing into it as a wild animal would with its prey. Red dripped down the side of his mouth, and the smell that emanated from it was sickening. You were paralysed by the sight.
Unconsciously, you start cover your nose and mouth. This accidentally bumps your elbow against the doorway. You freeze. He stopped eating there was something wrong. Then he looked up and started searching for the source of the noise.
His eyes scanned the room till they found you.
Your legs start moving on their own, and you find yourself running, running away from that room, and the horrors within it.
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The man silently stands up, locks the door, sits back down, grabs another slice of pizza, and mutters quietly to himself:
“Crazy vegans”.
Credit To – Walrus King
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Hahaha, love it!
are you kidding me?
So funny. It’s like a micro parodypasta
At first, it seems disturbing. But then, it turns straight up hilarious. :D
That was fun!!
It was funny, yes. But I was annoyed with all the typos.
I was betrayed by my emotions…nice. :)
i wanted to add i know this is micro but you could do a lot with this topic with it being pizza not like bacon or a burger you could some really grusome descriptions for cheese like “. There is a man hunched over a dish of flesh, coated in a melted substance of bodily fluids, eating it” my minds going wild with idea now
im vegan and omg i love this haha its scary true and funny all in one good job
BUT WHO WAS THE PIZZA???
I see what you did there
As a vegan, I can say that this was freaking hilarious the first time through. Then I realized it was kind of insulting…I’m not that crazy…
THEN WHO WAS PIZZA?!
This was so funny.
I’m eating pizza right now..
After reading all those creepy stories, this made my day entirely! hahaha 10/10!
“Crazy vegans”
I can’t… I just can’t
I love it, but I wish you had said ribs instead. Then it would make much more sense when you wrote “…a dish of flesh” (pizza is more than just the meat toppings, you know?)
Great. Now I want a pizza. :P
I enjoyed this story and decided to use it as a test for audacity editing. I liked it so much I uploaded it when I was finished. =)
http://youtu.be/Vk5HW4f5-Zc
At first I thought he was a zombie or cannibal, but hes just a man who loves his pizza
Haha! Hilarious! I don’t think very many others could’ve come up with an idea like this!
ooo I loved this one. haha. for some reason i pictured the man to be in a suit eating the bloody meat. I dont know why. ironic. I I love how it ended in a disturbingly comical manner though.
Lol crazy vegans
Well…….that was amazing
This was hilarious
Omg I thought this was going to be another really disturbing pasta. Then I read the last paragraph. Amazing twist at the end!
ROTGDFLMFAO…
lol , now I want a pizza ! Great little story
Interesting and twisty but the multiple changes in tense were distracting.