[embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihOkadH-KPg[/embedyt] β€œNo, I’m going to stay in. It’s been a long day and the most I intend to do tonight is hand out candy.” β€œLame. Look, just for once, ignore your spinster instincts and come to Jackson’s. We’ll get sloppy drunk and play strip Twister.” β€œSounds like...