• Goodchild

    lol i love these joke pastas

    oh yea and CAPSLOCK IS CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL

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    Rating: +123 (from 135 votes)
    • Anonymous

      Yeah these are awsome

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      Rating: +5 (from 17 votes)
    • http://ksisjndndnn.com Ldhdkdndhbr

      OMERGERD IM SCERRRD

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      Rating: +27 (from 33 votes)
      • RedBloodRedNeck

        lerve howr yer terking!

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        Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)
    • Ded Skull + Jeff th potatto

      WELL THEN

      How am I not in space?

      Oh, I remember how I got out of space.

      THER WAS ALL THE BLUD AND IT PUSHED ME TO EART AND THE BLUD STOPPED WHEN I GOT TO EATRH. DE ENDQ

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      Rating: +40 (from 42 votes)
      • http://www.creepypasta.com derpbutt

        I’m tired and having my first cup of coffee and for some (sleep-deprived) reason, that Q at the end is making me chuckle. I’m getting weird looks…

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        Rating: +25 (from 25 votes)
        • The Demonic Hellspawn

          Derpbutt maybe you’re just high.

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      • Anonymous

        Blood not “Blud”

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        • Yo Mama

          He/she was making fun of the writer

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        • Maxey

          They were mocking the actual story, which is riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes.

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        • Alex Aycock

          Do you even sarcasm?

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          Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
      • Awesome butt

        /\ best comment ever

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    • TheBomb.com

      He needs a Band-Aid.

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      Rating: +23 (from 23 votes)
    • Anonymous

      EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

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      Rating: +6 (from 6 votes)
    • Anonymous

      Scared me to death…

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      Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
    • Anonymous

      Joke?

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  • Sigma

    Oh my god…you mean this whole time….
    ;_;

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    Rating: +201 (from 209 votes)
    • SophieTheLoaf

      i know…

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      Rating: +10 (from 12 votes)
      • Z

        we all know sophie and other ;_; it has happened to every human ever in the world and shall happen again soon when there is another person ready for blood day

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        Rating: +7 (from 7 votes)
        • Lily

          No, there isn’t -_-

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          Rating: -10 (from 14 votes)
    • Lily

      Are you serious?! You believe that?! It’s a story. It’s not real. If it was, every single person on earth would be insane!!! EVEN OBAMA. EVEN THAT WEIRD PERSON THAT GIVES YOU A WRONG NUMBER EVERY SATURDAY. EVEN YOUR SIBLINGS. DO TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING, SIGMA. -_-

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      Rating: -33 (from 41 votes)
      • Barry McBarryson of Barryville

        I believe I may hate you, considerably…

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        Rating: +37 (from 37 votes)
        • Anonymous

          ^ best comment on earth!

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          Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)
      • You are an IDIOT

        It’s true. You are. By the way, clean your closet. I love you, but it honestly gets hard to stay in here all the time with it messy like this.

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        Rating: +14 (from 16 votes)
        • He really is

          and Clean your damn windows.
          I can feel so much excess grime when I tap on it. it’s annoying.

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          Rating: +7 (from 7 votes)
      • Anonymous

        gtfo

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        • Anonymous

          lol

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          Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)
  • http://www.friendster.com/qliphoth Mat

    SUPER COOL STORY BRO

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    Rating: +37 (from 51 votes)
  • Anonymous

    At least I stopped having my period.

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    Rating: +261 (from 275 votes)
    • grey

      *double facepalm*

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      Rating: -31 (from 71 votes)
      • Anonymous

        She/he was joking idiot.
        Stop doing the facepalm without sense, you are not doing it well.

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        Rating: +29 (from 51 votes)
        • Anonymous

          quadruple face palm

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    • Anonymous

      Oh God lol!

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  • http://www.creepypasta.com WHO WAS PHONE?

    WHO VOTED THIS DOWN GTFO

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    Rating: +77 (from 139 votes)
    • Thatguy

      Hey, when I first came to this site in late 2009 it had 1 star, just appreciate that the Internet has learnt about satire

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      Rating: +21 (from 25 votes)
    • Moosen31

      I VOTED YOU DOWN BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN PASTA AND BECAUSE YOU THINK CAPS LOCK IS SO COOL.

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      Rating: -27 (from 39 votes)
      • ScaredToSleep

        Dude its a joke pasta meant to be stupid and short for slight amusement

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        Rating: +15 (from 17 votes)
      • Z

        facepalm, dude? you kinda missed the point, this is a crappypasta, meant to suck and be halarious

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        Rating: +12 (from 12 votes)
      • DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD FAN

        Uh, you wrote that in caps lock, ya derp

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        Rating: +4 (from 8 votes)
      • A Zergling (missing his tophat)

        the amounts of irony in that single comment…

        *grabs an iron from a pile of irons and starts chucking them at Moosen31 the dumbfuck*

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        Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  • Dirjel

    I SHAT BRIX

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    Rating: +55 (from 77 votes)
  • Candleja?

    OH DANG! I looked behind me and I was like, “NOOO! NAO I’M SCEERED TO GO TO SLEEP!” Stupid blood!

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    Rating: +43 (from 57 votes)
    • Ded Skull + Jeff th potatto

      DIS STORY SKARED ME SO MUCH
      I CULDNT SLEEP FRO A YEAR

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      Rating: +11 (from 13 votes)
  • bloody marie

    I BRAT SHIX.

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    Rating: +95 (from 115 votes)
  • ADACHI

    Everyone should help me get this post on the main page of reddit…

    http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8947a/day_of_all_the_blood_best_creepypasta_post_ever/

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    Rating: -47 (from 71 votes)
  • Moar

    OOOOOOH MY GOD A THOUSAND BLOODY BRICKS WERE SHAT.
    FUCK.

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    Rating: +16 (from 36 votes)
  • TMM

    I don’t think I can leave the house today i’m so shaken up.

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    Rating: +54 (from 64 votes)
  • Kibbie

    CREEPIEST. PASTA. EVAR.

    Also: WHO WAS BLOOD?

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    Rating: +76 (from 92 votes)
    • APotato

      HE’S U!

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      Rating: +14 (from 14 votes)
  • http://myspace.com/darkwolf4ever Father Crow

    CRUISE CONTROL
    I LOL’D

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  • MetalGearBidoof

    THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?

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    Rating: +23 (from 35 votes)
  • Tyto

    Fuckin’ ownsome, dude.

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  • Someone

    FUCKING HELL THIS IS SCARY. I DON’T THINK MY LIFE’LL EVER BE THE SAME.

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    Rating: +41 (from 45 votes)
  • Yotan

    BUT WHO WAS BL- FUCK BEATEN

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    Rating: +25 (from 29 votes)
    • Fire

      Yeah, you got owned, noob.

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  • Idklol

    AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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    Rating: +6 (from 10 votes)
  • anonymous

    IS THAT WHY I CAN’T STOP BLEEDING?

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    Rating: +4 (from 18 votes)
  • Classic

    Best PASTA EVER OMG ALL THE BLOOD!

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    Rating: +14 (from 14 votes)
  • Cthulhu

    haha this is the best!

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  • knubbze

    not really creepy. wud have been funnier if the guy had aids

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    Rating: -61 (from 81 votes)
  • Azriel

    For love of all that is creepy… It’s not even funny!

    And don’t tell me… now a heron will fly into my kitchen and make a ess of my pots and pans…

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    Rating: -39 (from 55 votes)
  • MisterVercetti

    SO WHEN HE GOT IN THE WATER, YOU COULD SAY HE WAS SWIMMING IN A

    BLOOD OCEAN!!!

    METALCLAYPSE FTW

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    Rating: +26 (from 36 votes)
  • Lol

    Major lulz. Perhaps add more bad grammar, like with WHO WAS PHONE B-)

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    Rating: +13 (from 17 votes)
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