DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
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lol i love these joke pastas
oh yea and CAPSLOCK IS CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL
Yeah these are awsome
OMERGERD IM SCERRRD
Oh my god…you mean this whole time….
;_;
i know…
we all know sophie and other ;_; it has happened to every human ever in the world and shall happen again soon when there is another person ready for blood day
SUPER COOL STORY BRO
At least I stopped having my period.
*double facepalm*
She/he was joking idiot.
Stop doing the facepalm without sense, you are not doing it well.
quadruple face palm
WHO VOTED THIS DOWN GTFO
Hey, when I first came to this site in late 2009 it had 1 star, just appreciate that the Internet has learnt about satire
I VOTED YOU DOWN BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN PASTA AND BECAUSE YOU THINK CAPS LOCK IS SO COOL.
Dude its a joke pasta meant to be stupid and short for slight amusement
facepalm, dude? you kinda missed the point, this is a crappypasta, meant to suck and be halarious
Uh, you wrote that in caps lock, ya derp
I SHAT BRIX
OH DANG! I looked behind me and I was like, “NOOO! NAO I’M SCEERED TO GO TO SLEEP!” Stupid blood!
I BRAT SHIX.
Everyone should help me get this post on the main page of reddit…
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8947a/day_of_all_the_blood_best_creepypasta_post_ever/
OOOOOOH MY GOD A THOUSAND BLOODY BRICKS WERE SHAT.
FUCK.
I don’t think I can leave the house today i’m so shaken up.
CREEPIEST. PASTA. EVAR.
Also: WHO WAS BLOOD?
CRUISE CONTROL
I LOL’D
THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?
Fuckin’ ownsome, dude.
FUCKING HELL THIS IS SCARY. I DON’T THINK MY LIFE’LL EVER BE THE SAME.
BUT WHO WAS BL- FUCK BEATEN
Yeah, you got owned, noob.
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
IS THAT WHY I CAN’T STOP BLEEDING?
Best PASTA EVER OMG ALL THE BLOOD!
haha this is the best!
not really creepy. wud have been funnier if the guy had aids
For love of all that is creepy… It’s not even funny!
And don’t tell me… now a heron will fly into my kitchen and make a ess of my pots and pans…
SO WHEN HE GOT IN THE WATER, YOU COULD SAY HE WAS SWIMMING IN A
BLOOD OCEAN!!!
METALCLAYPSE FTW
Major lulz. Perhaps add more bad grammar, like with WHO WAS PHONE B-)