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DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED


You should probably go visit bogleech.com today.

Posted in Artifacts & Objects and Beings & Entities and Dreams & Madness and Locations & Sites and Murders & Deaths and Rites & Rituals and Strange & Unknown 1 year, 5 months ago at 2:09 am.

251 comments

251 Replies

  1. Goodchild Apr 1st 2009

    lol i love these joke pastas

    oh yea and CAPSLOCK IS CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL

  2. Sigma Apr 1st 2009

    Oh my god…you mean this whole time….
    ;_;

  3. SUPER COOL STORY BRO

  4. Anonymous Apr 1st 2009

    At least I stopped having my period.

  5. WHO VOTED THIS DOWN GTFO

  6. Dirjel Apr 1st 2009

    I SHAT BRIX

  7. Candleja? Apr 1st 2009

    OH DANG! I looked behind me and I was like, “NOOO! NAO I’M SCEERED TO GO TO SLEEP!” Stupid blood!

  8. bloody marie Apr 1st 2009

    I BRAT SHIX.

  9. ADACHI Apr 1st 2009

    Everyone should help me get this post on the main page of reddit…

    http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8947a/day_of_all_the_blood_best_creepypasta_post_ever/

  10. OOOOOOH MY GOD A THOUSAND BLOODY BRICKS WERE SHAT.
    FUCK.

  11. I don’t think I can leave the house today i’m so shaken up.

  12. Kibbie Apr 1st 2009

    CREEPIEST. PASTA. EVAR.

    Also: WHO WAS BLOOD?

  13. CRUISE CONTROL
    I LOL’D

  14. MetalGearBidoof Apr 1st 2009

    THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?

  15. Fuckin’ ownsome, dude.

  16. Someone Apr 1st 2009

    FUCKING HELL THIS IS SCARY. I DON’T THINK MY LIFE’LL EVER BE THE SAME.

  17. Yotan Apr 1st 2009

    BUT WHO WAS BL- FUCK BEATEN

  18. Idklol Apr 1st 2009

    AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

  19. anonymous Apr 1st 2009

    IS THAT WHY I CAN’T STOP BLEEDING?

  20. Classic Apr 1st 2009

    Best PASTA EVER OMG ALL THE BLOOD!

  21. Cthulhu Apr 1st 2009

    haha this is the best!

  22. knubbze Apr 1st 2009

    not really creepy. wud have been funnier if the guy had aids

  23. Azriel Apr 1st 2009

    For love of all that is creepy… It’s not even funny!

    And don’t tell me… now a heron will fly into my kitchen and make a ess of my pots and pans…

  24. MisterVercetti Apr 1st 2009

    SO WHEN HE GOT IN THE WATER, YOU COULD SAY HE WAS SWIMMING IN A

    BLOOD OCEAN!!!

    METALCLAYPSE FTW

  25. Major lulz. Perhaps add more bad grammar, like with WHO WAS PHONE B-)

  26. rarecandy Apr 1st 2009

    BUT WHO WAS MALE PRONOUN LADY??

  27. pastalover Apr 1st 2009

    I actually liked the idea of a heron flying into my kitchen making a mess of my pots and pans. Well, I didn’t like the idea, but it works…’cos then I’d have to clean up my kitchen and I hate that…

    tl;dr this is not the best, the heron is

  28. Anonymous Apr 1st 2009

    This one wasn’t all that scary. I couldn’t get into it.

  29. Damn, this was HILARIOUS!

  30. ben dover Apr 1st 2009

    cmon guys this this is too much gawsh

  31. Naris Apr 1st 2009

    Are you kidding? It’s easily THE BEST!

  32. Best pasta on the site.

  33. Diddler Apr 1st 2009

    LOLOLOLOL
    It’s so stupid haha
    This is up there with the heron one

  34. Allie Apr 1st 2009

    Shit, shit! Who the fuck is shooting us? D:

  35. hoothoot Apr 1st 2009

    This is what happens when I forget my fucking tampons

  36. Caedus Apr 1st 2009

    Why the hell did I read this? Now i gotta go change my pants…

  37. adfsdf Apr 1st 2009

    oh god blood heron why do you hold such a vendetta against my kitchenware

  38. katie Apr 1st 2009

    NO!
    is THAT why the ground is made of cheese?

  39. MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

    Best Pasta Evar. Clearly.

  40. Wtf? this was retarded. So badly written and random ideas coming in out of nowhere and the beginning is so horrible for any type of story it should be illegal. Someone must’ve been high writing this. Usually I’d say no big deal if you like it everyone has their own opinions, but this is just so bad it becomes an exception to that rule. and WTF with all the caps. -_- it COULD have worked if the story had a sense of urgency or some real fearsome aspects integrated into it. but no.

  41. omg

  42. durrr Apr 1st 2009

    to WTF - it’s a parody, genius.

  43. BOGLEECH Apr 1st 2009

    WHY WOULD YOU WASTE EVERYBODY’S TIME POSTING A STORY THAT IS JUST PRETEND!!!

  44. Carrot Apr 1st 2009

    Every website I go to has some kind of Apirl Fool’s joke…
    >_<

  45. Carrot Apr 1st 2009

    Wait… have ANY of you noticed that it’s a joke?!

  46. Shuleeps Apr 1st 2009

    Joke pasta wasn’t funny. >_>

  47. lol…lots of stupid ppl today from both sides… xD

  48. THEN WHO WAS LADY?

  49. Anonymous Apr 1st 2009

    I GOT BITTENED.
    OH NOES. :’C

    5 STARSSSS.

  50. Ellie Apr 1st 2009

    I GOT BITTENED.
    OH NOES. :C

    5 STARSSSS.

  51. Highlordmugfug Apr 1st 2009

    It’s like the heron pasta had a retarded child that nobody thought was funny, interesting, fun to be around, or good in any way, shape, or form.

  52. Highlordmugfug Apr 1st 2009

    Also, happy April fools.

  53. Tezmara Apr 1st 2009

    Okay, @WTF, you obviously aren’t getting the point of the pasta. It’s not supposed to be creepy or scary. It is supposed to be funny. Try to laugh a bit more.

  54. Shuriken Apr 2nd 2009

    April fucking fools, bitches.

  55. Marie Apr 2nd 2009

    @WTF: I am not sure if you are being sarcastic, and that makes me sad.

    Most delicious pasta in a while.

  56. Candleja? Apr 2nd 2009

    Note to WTF: Sarcasm does not transmit well over the interwebz.

  57. Lachesis Apr 2nd 2009

    OH MY GOD, I’VE LOST OVER 9000 LITRES OF MY BLOOD! IT’S TOTALLY BLOODGASMIC!!! BLOOODGAASMMMM!!!!!

    OH, AND WITH THIS KIND OF TYPING, I SHOULD TOTALLY BE HAWKING CARPETS ON TV!

  58. @BOGLEECH

    OBVIOUSLY I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION OMG I AM SO SORRY =(

  59. Cthulhu Apr 2nd 2009

    All naysayers to Bogleech’s epic pasta must be terminated!

  60. LOVE THE TYPING, WAS LOL MATERIAL.

    + wtf, gtfo. kthnx.

  61. Comment Leaver Apr 2nd 2009

    wut

  62. oh shii Apr 2nd 2009

    lol damn cried with joy reading this.

  63. Sir Shoop Woopington Apr 2nd 2009

    best story evar

  64. Nakhash Apr 3rd 2009

    I laughed, I laughed. The pretty much covers the gambit of emotions.

    Had to be a dude, a lady would have asked for a tampon. ;-)

  65. Uncle-Anon Apr 3rd 2009

    THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT
    MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

  66. loling, mucho Apr 3rd 2009

    i like uncle-anon

  67. creepiest thing is that we don’t have an elevator in the building we live

  68. FadedSoul13 Apr 4th 2009

    this pasta is bloodly :D

  69. Shan. Apr 4th 2009

    Haha, this one is actually funny.

  70. Midnightgirl Apr 4th 2009

    For me it was tears because i was laughing so hard at this pasta.

  71. Wusodoolo Apr 4th 2009

    WAIT, SO I’M IN SPACE!?! No wonder I haven’t been able to breathe for the 16 years I’ve been alive. BUT WAIT, I don’t REMEMBER forgetting anything like this!

  72. Mr. Valiant Apr 5th 2009

    Shat a brick house.

  73. Hahahahha I love it !

  74. Candlejack Apr 5th 2009

    OMG SO MUCH BLOOD HERE USE MY SHAMWOW!
    AND IF YOU FIND NUTS, USE MY SLAP CHOP, YOU’LL LOVE MY NUTS!

  75. PB's Boys Apr 7th 2009

    *Drowns in Blood*

  76. They should have bloodrocuted him.

  77. XD LOL Yummeh pasta!! Brix shat.

  78. Diddler Apr 8th 2009

    A little fun fact Candle… Uh, Candle J.
    The Sham Wow guy was actually arrested for battering a hooker.
    I bet he used the Sham Wow to clean the blood.
    “LOOK! No figner prints left behind!!”
    GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF!
    And watch out for imintators ;)

  79. Anonymous Apr 10th 2009

    THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE ILL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR

  80. Heather Apr 10th 2009

    DAMN. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WORE A TAMPON.

  81. cool story, bro.

  82. OMG. If this is true, there is no God.

  83. I_R_SCARED Apr 12th 2009

    Fucking lol’d

  84. Haha, some people actually took this story literally.

  85. Leebth Apr 12th 2009

    Uh..

  86. Roxkrok Apr 13th 2009

    Cool story, bro.

  87. Anonymous Apr 13th 2009

    I thought it was my period

  88. CyanTerrorist Apr 14th 2009

    This reminds me of the ‘Blood’ Kid on youtube, lol.

  89. DJLoONa Apr 16th 2009

    who was blood?!?!?!

    that was god awful
    another headdesk thank you writer for making me lose brain cells

    that is all

  90. boo!

  91. atrocities Apr 16th 2009

    Hah, I like these fake creepypastas.
    So long as they don’t overrun the site, they’re fine by me.

  92. Sapphire Apr 18th 2009

    I just shat enough bricks to build a house. :D

  93. Peanuts Apr 19th 2009

    OMG AIDS EVERYWHERE!

    I will never be able to sleep.

  94. Anonymous Apr 20th 2009

    I SHAT BLOOD!!! :0

  95. Snipergirl Apr 21st 2009

    No. Just…. no.

  96. Repoman Apr 21st 2009

    THAT IS SO SCARY! OMFG! CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BLOODY IT MUST HAVE BEEN?

  97. Anonymous Apr 21st 2009

    POOL’S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS

  98. Buck-o Apr 21st 2009

    This is dumb. It doesn’t even say who shark was.

  99. “HE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!!”

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

  100. Snipergirl Apr 22nd 2009

    wat is this i am not good w/ socail comunucation

  101. Jason Voorhees Is A Bitch Apr 22nd 2009

    I BLED SO MUCH I BLOTTED OUT THE SUN

  102. Salad Fingers Apr 22nd 2009

    I like it when the red water comes out.

  103. when i saw all those caps it crossed my mind that its some stupid story but still i wasted time reading it like an idiot

  104. its the twist at the end that really got me

  105. Tumbleweed93 Apr 26th 2009

    WOOT BOGLEECH!

    @WTF: PLEASE SAY THAT YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC OTHERWISE…U R VERY RETAREDED

    CAPS LOCK ROOLS!

    THAT IS ALL!

  106. THEN WHO WAS BLOOD Apr 26th 2009

    genius.

  107. Niglet Apr 27th 2009

    I loled hard

  108. Anonymous Apr 27th 2009

    BUT WHO WAS SPACE?!

  109. i like how WTF is treating it as a real story and actually gives a serious review.

  110. Anonymous Apr 28th 2009

    Scariest shit ever

  111. amirite Apr 29th 2009

    Cool story bro

  112. OMG TERRIFYING.

  113. WHOOOAAA!!! NEVER WOULD’VE IMAGINED…

  114. shortys roc my sox May 2nd 2009

    first of all gay!!! no offence and second i think this is weird not scary and i wish i remembered this so i could tell it much better

  115. oh man so gay offence intended and second this is very scary it does not need any changes

  116. Glowstick Juice May 3rd 2009

    What is this I don’t even…..

  117. Captain Planet May 6th 2009

    YOU’RE WINNER!

  118. Creeper May 6th 2009

    Damn, that’s some period I had.. and forgotten..

  119. Schteve May 6th 2009

    this is the best thing ever

  120. Wow, I need to watch out for something bloody in the sky.

    And nice use of the SNES Game “Monster Party” Sprites.

  121. Anonymous May 8th 2009

    Ok, it looks like a disturbed 7 year-old wrote this on a bad day.
    =/
    I guess the ending is ok but it FAILS.

  122. your mom May 8th 2009

    Ok, this looks like a distrubed 7 year-old wrote this on a bad day.
    =/
    The ending is ok a guess but it completely FAILS at everything.

  123. Anonymous May 10th 2009

    LOL that was awsome

  124. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST May 10th 2009

    My mom, if that’s sarcasm, you’re the one that fails at everything. And on Mother’s Day, too. Sheesh.

  125. Rahula May 11th 2009

    at first i was all lyke o_o

    …but then i lol’d

    But seriously, I’m so disappointed I came in too late to fully appreciate this one. The entertainment factor of the retarded reactions of those who failed to understand the concept far exceed that of the story itself.

  126. haha that was funny as ^^

  127. Murderously Sweet May 13th 2009

    What the flim-flam? o.O

  128. BUT WHO WAS BLOOD!?

  129. Anonymous May 22nd 2009

    was guy on roids?

  130. This is the stupidest creepypasta ever. It isn’t creepy nor is it funny. Fuck this stupid shit.

  131. Sven Li May 25th 2009

    i though it was cute]—-===%&@6657145*(!@

  132. Anonymous Punk May 26th 2009

    HOLY SHIT I JUMPED AT THE END

  133. J Ballz May 26th 2009

    “THEN HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.”

    I lol’d

  134. ohhh, fuck. imma die now. D:
    i’ll never live with this information.

  135. Anonymous May 27th 2009

    WATAFUUUU!!
    EST BORY STEVARSFDHKHF!
    C:

  136. theguywhoreadsthis May 28th 2009

    “WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY” lol fail at spelling bitten this was a kids idea when it came to he got chase by all the vampires ever and why was it so essincal to have so many caps

  137. Random Person May 29th 2009

    This is totally the best story on the site.

  138. dodoman1 Jun 7th 2009

    Why does no one understand that this is a parody (and an awesome parody at that)?

  139. Loved it. It had such a wonderful storyline, and was very creepy to boot. If only it were a bit longer. When did it start? When he woke up?

  140. Nick/Dfork Jun 13th 2009

    XD I laughed so hard.
    Win. Hardest, most epic win in a while.

  141. I scheduled an appointment with my psychiatrist right after reading this, and then I cleaned up my pants.

  142. jack's wasted life Jun 20th 2009

    ahahah wat

  143. namespelledbackward Jun 21st 2009

    Man, that didn’t even scare ME.

  144. Creeper Jun 22nd 2009

    SO YOU MEAN.
    ALL THIS TIME I SHOULD’VE CARRIED TAMPONS?

  145. Lady On The Rag Jun 26th 2009

    It was actually me……….. sorry.

  146. wtf.com Jun 26th 2009

    what. the. fuck.

  147. Paddymew Jul 1st 2009

    Reminds me of the blood mage from Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. One of his quotes is something like “I demand vengeance for the blood of my people. Which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood. Or maybe three time as much blood. Like, if you went to Hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, maybe that would be enough! Oh, probably not…”

  148. Twitch Jul 4th 2009

    BLOOOOOOOOD INNNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!!111

  149. Anonymous Jul 6th 2009

    my eyes are bleeding

  150. hahahahhahahahahhaha funny as
    sounds like something my brother would SAY lol

  151. Anonymous Jul 12th 2009

    Way better than that Candlejack shi

  152. Beakman Jul 12th 2009

    OH GOD NO, I CAN’T BLEEDED EVERWHERE!!

  153. laughing far too hard at this. best pasta ever.

  154. But then who was it with the blood?

  155. THEN YOU WAS BLOOD

  156. Misery Jul 19th 2009

    I couldn’t sleep all night because of this pasta… Fuck you :,(

  157. Anonymous Jul 19th 2009

    THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?

  158. i lold, thanks

  159. Ultran Jul 20th 2009

    Oh my God. Why did I read this? I’m gonna be scared for the rest of my life. :(

  160. Killer Kenny x Jul 20th 2009

    Very funny. 5/5

  161. GRAPESODA Jul 21st 2009

    I shat brix at a rate of over 9000.
    BUT WHO WAS TAMPAX?

  162. i think he was bleeding because of the sni-

  163. Black Star Aug 1st 2009

    *sigh* big fail of un-funny pasta. Trying too hard to be funny at least. Not good.

  164. Anonymiss Aug 4th 2009

    i bleed.. LIKE A BOSS.

  165. WTFFF Aug 5th 2009

    so that was me……creepy

  166. Lady of Desire Aug 5th 2009

    No. Just no. Epic failure.

  167. Whats up with everybody saying WHO WAS ……..? Dont get it.

  168. and then tinkerbell came and cleaned up all the blood with her wand before peter pan sucked her into his erect dick, after witch the pirates found him and raped him in a gay orgy and then all the vampires ever came and sucked his dick to get out tinkerbells wand because it had all the blood but gandolf the grey came and vanished them, before mehrunes dagon, the daedric prince of destruction, came and destroyed everything but since its oblivion it regenerates so hes pissed off and openes oblivion gates to neverland where he destroys everything, the end :D

  169. Anonymous Aug 13th 2009

    still better than the grudge.

  170. Anonymous Aug 18th 2009

    Oh, thank goodness…
    I was afraid a skeleton was going to pop out.

  171. Angela Aug 19th 2009

    WIIIIN. I ENJOYED THAT SO SO MUCH.

  172. PaperPasta Aug 23rd 2009

    DO YOU NOT SEE? THIS IS THE CURE TO BLOOD DONATION!!!!1111ONEONEO!11!!! WE WON’T NEED TO HOLD BLOOD DONATION EVENTS, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CAPTURE THIS BLEEDING BLOODY PERSON, MAKE IT OUR SLAVE, AND BLEED IT TO SAVE ALL THOSE CAR ACCIDENT AND WHATEVER ACCIDENT PEOPLE! Just like milking a cow. Sort of.

    Wait…WAIT. This person is actually me? Oh thank goodness you dunno where i live then.

  173. Anonymous Aug 27th 2009

    Gay depsn’t even begin to describe…
    I’m gonna go kill myself now

  174. Who whas blood Aug 30th 2009

    OH SHI-

  175. thegame Sep 1st 2009

    Cool story bro.

  176. i lol’d

  177. Phone Sep 7th 2009

    THEN WHO WAS WTF?

  178. AppleSauce Sep 9th 2009

    “THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY)”

    lol XD

  179. The Goblin Queen Sep 13th 2009

    Well I’m glad they took the ladies into considering.

  180. Undeadbuddah Sep 20th 2009

    Manpon?

  181. Imagirl Sep 22nd 2009

    I fapped out blood

  182. Hippie Sep 22nd 2009

    lol. Im imagining if that happened in real life…it be hilarious..yet very serious

    LOVE IT ;-D

  183. kiss my kitty Sep 27th 2009

    DID NOT KNOW I WAS SPURTING BLOOD EVERYWHERE OHMAHGAH

  184. OH GOD
    I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST MY PERIOD.
    D:

  185. Beefsister Oct 4th 2009

    BRIX WERE SHAT

  186. BILLY MAYS Oct 5th 2009

    HEY FAGGOTS BY MY PRODUCT!!

  187. Tupperware Oct 17th 2009

    OMNOMNOM BLOODY PASTA.

    -makes spaghetti-

  188. Tupperware Oct 17th 2009
  189. SirRichard Nov 2nd 2009

    AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

  190. @ Azriel

    Rabble rabble, quit yer bitchin’.

  191. Uterus Nov 4th 2009

    sorry guise, my bad ;_;

  192. fdgfgzdgh Nov 4th 2009

    I love you.

  193. PenguinKisses Nov 5th 2009

    I fucking lol’d

  194. DEES R NAUGHT FUNNIE! BITCHEZ THINK ALL OTHA PASTUHS R WHACK, BUT DEY LUV DUH FUCKING WEAK PASTUHS. Y DO I WANNA READ DIZ? SRSLY NOW.

  195. David Bowie Nov 19th 2009

    Space is fun. You should come visit. Elvis called me the other day and said him and the Xenomages were going for dinner at The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.

    Anyhow, I must be off. My fluffly toy bear needs feeding. Toodle Pip!

  196. JohnHenryEden Nov 22nd 2009

    WHO WAS YOU?!?!?!

    That brick just shat me, goddamit bogleech

  197. THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?!?!?!?!

  198. Why is everyone talking about their fricking periods?

  199. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER

  200. Wow, this is stupid. Yes, it’s a parody, but even for a parody it’s fucking retarded.

  201. CTHULU Nov 29th 2009

    THIS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY.

  202. The_enigma Dec 3rd 2009

    @ remy : Shut your stupid tits up and put you ugly mouth back in your bra, this is the best pasta ever cooked ever, jokingly or otherwise. BUT WHO WAS SPACESHIP?!

  203. Oshi- Dec 7th 2009

    USE TAMPAX DAMMIT.

  204. fuck off newfags

  205. Anonymous Dec 23rd 2009

    i can’t sleep :(…

    because i’m laughing too much

  206. Anonymous Dec 24th 2009

    THEN WHO WAS ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER???

  207. Anonymous Dec 26th 2009

    MOAR LIEK THIS!! WHERE IS THERE MOAR?

  208. lolwut Dec 27th 2009

    I WILL BITTENED YOU IF YOU DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS PASTA’S BRILLIANCENESS.

  209. ASEANYMOUS Dec 29th 2009

    BUT WHO WAS SHARKS?

  210. IT R TEH BEST CARNIVAL EVAR Jan 3rd 2010

    I LOL’D.

  211. Courage_wof Jan 9th 2010

    MOAR! BRIX WERE SHAT.

  212. Anoymous Jan 9th 2010

    i thught this waz soo creappy o_o I lyke couldnt evn slep last nite after readin it LOL

  213. Anonymous Jan 18th 2010

    THEN WHO WAS SHARK?

  214. Anonymous Jan 18th 2010

    BUT WHO WAS ELAVATOR?

  215. your story is the most stupidest.

  216. Anonymous Feb 4th 2010

    my dick is soap

  217. roflmfao i r bleeded evvywere

    BUT WHO WAS BITTENED??!!

  218. Jay Autumn Mar 5th 2010

    after reading this pasta, half the world committed suicide. the other half wandered the desolate earth, blind from scraping their eyes out after reading this hideous-piece-of-shit story. Now that is creepy.

  219. AND IF YOU’RE A LADY THEN HE WASN’T EVEN A MAN! HE WAS YOU!

    lol.

  220. Holy balls.

  221. Linebeck Mar 26th 2010

    I do remember. I was there. Link had a mop.

  222. Summerknight666 Mar 28th 2010

    OH GOD IT WAS THE DEAD SKULL!!!!

  223. BananaCorn, I’m going to assume that your impersonation is after I told you to stop. Please stop impersonating me, it is embarrassing. Also, Jay Autumn, you summed it up perfectly. -10/10

    Fear the Darkness

    -Nex

  224. THEN WHO WAS YOU?!

  225. Hugh G. Rection May 8th 2010

    An increase in the size of my phallus has occured after reading this hilarious anecdote.

  226. Creepy Dark Haired Chick May 21st 2010

    THEN WHO WAS BLO- FUCK, TOO LATE.

    Candlejack would be am

  227. His Bitch Baby. May 24th 2010

    stupid!!!!!!!!!!! i rather get fucked thn read this lame storiie foooo

  228. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

  229. While I’m spontaniously bleeding to death here, could you rewrite my obituary so people don’t have a screaming voice in their head?

    Thanks.

  230. epic creepypasta is epic!

  231. Meeaat Jun 9th 2010

    PFFFFT. THIS ISN’T CREEPY.
    IT SAID THAT I FORGOT ABOUT IT.
    BUT I DIDN’T.
    I’M FUCKING BLEEDING EVERYWERE.
    ON THIS SPACESHIP.
    IT’S REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.

  232. Double Meaaaat Jun 13th 2010

    It reads like a King Missile song :|

  233. Anonymous Jun 20th 2010

    AHAHAHA! Are you serious? This is hilarious!

  234. Anonymous Jun 23rd 2010

    Masterpiece.

  235. Pandakittenn. Jul 4th 2010

    OH GOD, THIS STORY CHANGED ALL OF MAN- (OR WOMAN-KIND BECAUSE I AM A LADY) FOR ME. I AM TOO SCARED TO DO ANYTHING NOW OH MY GOD.

    I SHAT SO MANY BRIX THAT EVERYONE IN ECUADOR HAS A SEVEN-STORY SHITMANSION.

  236. dowhat Jul 5th 2010

    Oh the huge manatee!

  237. Anonymous Jul 7th 2010

    HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.

    ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.

    EVER.

    That’s a lot of vampires. :c

  238. Oh, god. I thought that Squidward’s Suicide was horrifying. But THIS…I WAS CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHASFLSAKGHDASLKGHSFGLKHFGLdg/….

  239. OMG SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!

  240. Non-moose Jul 16th 2010

    No wonder I can’t clean up the mess of pots and pans the heron made…

    And the dead skull…isn’t my life bad enough as it is? My kitchen’s a mess, I’m drowning in my own blood in a spaceship, and now you want to break something and blame it on me?

    (BTW CAPS LOCK MAKES EVERYTHING MORE AMAZING-ER.)

  241. i WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING AGAIN, I IS TOOO SCUURRDDD
    BUT THEN, WHO WAS LADY!?!

  242. Anonymous Jul 25th 2010

    I…just…don’t even know what to say…

  243. Bring it Aug 4th 2010

    Freaking bombs!

  244. Shazzalock Aug 12th 2010

    Shii-

  245. Fish and chips guvnah Aug 16th 2010

    Cool story brah.

  246. Josiah Aug 19th 2010

    Cool story, bro!

  247. HollyStorm Aug 19th 2010

    Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’d be dead if I was bleeding that much. :D

  248. Put a Banana in Your Ear Aug 19th 2010

    Brix were shat.

    Excuse me while I go change my pants.

  249. The horror! THE HORROR!

    All and all it reminded me that South Park Episode where Butters tried to write a gross book which he named \\\\&amp;quot;The poop that took a pee\\\\&amp;quot;.

  250. that\’s silly.

  251. Alaska Aug 30th 2010

    Trolling pasta is trolling.


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