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THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED


You should probably go visit bogleech.com today.

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  • Goodchild

    lol i love these joke pastas

    oh yea and CAPSLOCK IS CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL

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    • Anonymous

      Yeah these are awsome

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      Rating: +5 (from 17 votes)
    • http://ksisjndndnn.com Ldhdkdndhbr

      OMERGERD IM SCERRRD

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      Rating: +27 (from 33 votes)
      • RedBloodRedNeck

        lerve howr yer terking!

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        Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)
    • Ded Skull + Jeff th potatto

      WELL THEN

      How am I not in space?

      Oh, I remember how I got out of space.

      THER WAS ALL THE BLUD AND IT PUSHED ME TO EART AND THE BLUD STOPPED WHEN I GOT TO EATRH. DE ENDQ

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      • http://www.creepypasta.com derpbutt

        I’m tired and having my first cup of coffee and for some (sleep-deprived) reason, that Q at the end is making me chuckle. I’m getting weird looks…

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        • The Demonic Hellspawn

          Derpbutt maybe you’re just high.

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          Rating: +6 (from 8 votes)
      • Anonymous

        Blood not “Blud”

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        • Yo Mama

          He/she was making fun of the writer

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        • Maxey

          They were mocking the actual story, which is riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes.

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        • Alex Aycock

          Do you even sarcasm?

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          Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
      • Awesome butt

        /\ best comment ever

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    • TheBomb.com

      He needs a Band-Aid.

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      Rating: +23 (from 23 votes)
    • Anonymous

      EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

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      Rating: +6 (from 6 votes)
    • Anonymous

      Scared me to death…

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      Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
    • Anonymous

      Joke?

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  • Sigma

    Oh my god…you mean this whole time….
    ;_;

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    • SophieTheLoaf

      i know…

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      • Z

        we all know sophie and other ;_; it has happened to every human ever in the world and shall happen again soon when there is another person ready for blood day

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        • Lily

          No, there isn’t -_-

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    • Lily

      Are you serious?! You believe that?! It’s a story. It’s not real. If it was, every single person on earth would be insane!!! EVEN OBAMA. EVEN THAT WEIRD PERSON THAT GIVES YOU A WRONG NUMBER EVERY SATURDAY. EVEN YOUR SIBLINGS. DO TELL ME YOU’RE JOKING, SIGMA. -_-

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      • Barry McBarryson of Barryville

        I believe I may hate you, considerably…

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        Rating: +37 (from 37 votes)
        • Anonymous

          ^ best comment on earth!

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          Rating: +3 (from 5 votes)
      • You are an IDIOT

        It’s true. You are. By the way, clean your closet. I love you, but it honestly gets hard to stay in here all the time with it messy like this.

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        Rating: +14 (from 16 votes)
        • He really is

          and Clean your damn windows.
          I can feel so much excess grime when I tap on it. it’s annoying.

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      • Anonymous

        gtfo

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        • Anonymous

          lol

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  • http://www.friendster.com/qliphoth Mat

    SUPER COOL STORY BRO

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    Rating: +37 (from 51 votes)
  • Anonymous

    At least I stopped having my period.

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    • grey

      *double facepalm*

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      • Anonymous

        She/he was joking idiot.
        Stop doing the facepalm without sense, you are not doing it well.

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        Rating: +29 (from 51 votes)
        • Anonymous

          quadruple face palm

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    • Anonymous

      Oh God lol!

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  • http://www.creepypasta.com WHO WAS PHONE?

    WHO VOTED THIS DOWN GTFO

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    • Thatguy

      Hey, when I first came to this site in late 2009 it had 1 star, just appreciate that the Internet has learnt about satire

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    • Moosen31

      I VOTED YOU DOWN BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN PASTA AND BECAUSE YOU THINK CAPS LOCK IS SO COOL.

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      • ScaredToSleep

        Dude its a joke pasta meant to be stupid and short for slight amusement

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        Rating: +15 (from 17 votes)
      • Z

        facepalm, dude? you kinda missed the point, this is a crappypasta, meant to suck and be halarious

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      • DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD FAN

        Uh, you wrote that in caps lock, ya derp

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      • A Zergling (missing his tophat)

        the amounts of irony in that single comment…

        *grabs an iron from a pile of irons and starts chucking them at Moosen31 the dumbfuck*

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  • Dirjel

    I SHAT BRIX

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    Rating: +55 (from 77 votes)
  • Candleja?

    OH DANG! I looked behind me and I was like, “NOOO! NAO I’M SCEERED TO GO TO SLEEP!” Stupid blood!

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    • Ded Skull + Jeff th potatto

      DIS STORY SKARED ME SO MUCH
      I CULDNT SLEEP FRO A YEAR

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      Rating: +11 (from 13 votes)
  • bloody marie

    I BRAT SHIX.

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  • ADACHI

    Everyone should help me get this post on the main page of reddit…

    http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8947a/day_of_all_the_blood_best_creepypasta_post_ever/

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  • Moar

    OOOOOOH MY GOD A THOUSAND BLOODY BRICKS WERE SHAT.
    FUCK.

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    Rating: +16 (from 36 votes)
  • TMM

    I don’t think I can leave the house today i’m so shaken up.

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  • Kibbie

    CREEPIEST. PASTA. EVAR.

    Also: WHO WAS BLOOD?

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    • APotato

      HE’S U!

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  • http://myspace.com/darkwolf4ever Father Crow

    CRUISE CONTROL
    I LOL’D

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  • MetalGearBidoof

    THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?

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  • Tyto

    Fuckin’ ownsome, dude.

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  • Someone

    FUCKING HELL THIS IS SCARY. I DON’T THINK MY LIFE’LL EVER BE THE SAME.

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  • Yotan

    BUT WHO WAS BL- FUCK BEATEN

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    • Fire

      Yeah, you got owned, noob.

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  • Idklol

    AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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  • anonymous

    IS THAT WHY I CAN’T STOP BLEEDING?

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    Rating: +4 (from 18 votes)
  • Classic

    Best PASTA EVER OMG ALL THE BLOOD!

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    Rating: +14 (from 14 votes)
  • Cthulhu

    haha this is the best!

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  • knubbze

    not really creepy. wud have been funnier if the guy had aids

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  • Azriel

    For love of all that is creepy… It’s not even funny!

    And don’t tell me… now a heron will fly into my kitchen and make a ess of my pots and pans…

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  • MisterVercetti

    SO WHEN HE GOT IN THE WATER, YOU COULD SAY HE WAS SWIMMING IN A

    BLOOD OCEAN!!!

    METALCLAYPSE FTW

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  • Lol

    Major lulz. Perhaps add more bad grammar, like with WHO WAS PHONE B-)

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