DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
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You should probably go visit bogleech.com today.
lol i love these joke pastas
oh yea and CAPSLOCK IS CRUISECONTROL FOR COOL
Oh my god…you mean this whole time….
;_;
SUPER COOL STORY BRO
At least I stopped having my period.
WHO VOTED THIS DOWN GTFO
I SHAT BRIX
OH DANG! I looked behind me and I was like, “NOOO! NAO I’M SCEERED TO GO TO SLEEP!” Stupid blood!
I BRAT SHIX.
Everyone should help me get this post on the main page of reddit…
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8947a/day_of_all_the_blood_best_creepypasta_post_ever/
OOOOOOH MY GOD A THOUSAND BLOODY BRICKS WERE SHAT.
FUCK.
I don’t think I can leave the house today i’m so shaken up.
CREEPIEST. PASTA. EVAR.
Also: WHO WAS BLOOD?
CRUISE CONTROL
I LOL’D
THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?
Fuckin’ ownsome, dude.
FUCKING HELL THIS IS SCARY. I DON’T THINK MY LIFE’LL EVER BE THE SAME.
BUT WHO WAS BL- FUCK BEATEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
IS THAT WHY I CAN’T STOP BLEEDING?
Best PASTA EVER OMG ALL THE BLOOD!
haha this is the best!
not really creepy. wud have been funnier if the guy had aids
For love of all that is creepy… It’s not even funny!
And don’t tell me… now a heron will fly into my kitchen and make a ess of my pots and pans…
SO WHEN HE GOT IN THE WATER, YOU COULD SAY HE WAS SWIMMING IN A
BLOOD OCEAN!!!
METALCLAYPSE FTW
Major lulz. Perhaps add more bad grammar, like with WHO WAS PHONE B-)
BUT WHO WAS MALE PRONOUN LADY??
I actually liked the idea of a heron flying into my kitchen making a mess of my pots and pans. Well, I didn’t like the idea, but it works…’cos then I’d have to clean up my kitchen and I hate that…
tl;dr this is not the best, the heron is
This one wasn’t all that scary. I couldn’t get into it.
Damn, this was HILARIOUS!
cmon guys this this is too much gawsh
Are you kidding? It’s easily THE BEST!
Best pasta on the site.
LOLOLOLOL
It’s so stupid haha
This is up there with the heron one
Shit, shit! Who the fuck is shooting us? D:
This is what happens when I forget my fucking tampons
Why the hell did I read this? Now i gotta go change my pants…
oh god blood heron why do you hold such a vendetta against my kitchenware
NO!
is THAT why the ground is made of cheese?
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Best Pasta Evar. Clearly.
Wtf? this was retarded. So badly written and random ideas coming in out of nowhere and the beginning is so horrible for any type of story it should be illegal. Someone must’ve been high writing this. Usually I’d say no big deal if you like it everyone has their own opinions, but this is just so bad it becomes an exception to that rule. and WTF with all the caps. -_- it COULD have worked if the story had a sense of urgency or some real fearsome aspects integrated into it. but no.
omg
to WTF - it’s a parody, genius.
WHY WOULD YOU WASTE EVERYBODY’S TIME POSTING A STORY THAT IS JUST PRETEND!!!
Every website I go to has some kind of Apirl Fool’s joke…
>_<
Wait… have ANY of you noticed that it’s a joke?!
Joke pasta wasn’t funny. >_>
lol…lots of stupid ppl today from both sides… xD
THEN WHO WAS LADY?
I GOT BITTENED.
OH NOES. :’C
5 STARSSSS.
I GOT BITTENED.
OH NOES. :C
5 STARSSSS.
It’s like the heron pasta had a retarded child that nobody thought was funny, interesting, fun to be around, or good in any way, shape, or form.
Also, happy April fools.
Okay, @WTF, you obviously aren’t getting the point of the pasta. It’s not supposed to be creepy or scary. It is supposed to be funny. Try to laugh a bit more.
April fucking fools, bitches.
@WTF: I am not sure if you are being sarcastic, and that makes me sad.
Most delicious pasta in a while.
Note to WTF: Sarcasm does not transmit well over the interwebz.
OH MY GOD, I’VE LOST OVER 9000 LITRES OF MY BLOOD! IT’S TOTALLY BLOODGASMIC!!! BLOOODGAASMMMM!!!!!
OH, AND WITH THIS KIND OF TYPING, I SHOULD TOTALLY BE HAWKING CARPETS ON TV!
@BOGLEECH
OBVIOUSLY I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION OMG I AM SO SORRY =(
All naysayers to Bogleech’s epic pasta must be terminated!
LOVE THE TYPING, WAS LOL MATERIAL.
+ wtf, gtfo. kthnx.
wut
lol damn cried with joy reading this.
best story evar
I laughed, I laughed. The pretty much covers the gambit of emotions.
Had to be a dude, a lady would have asked for a tampon.
THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
i like uncle-anon
creepiest thing is that we don’t have an elevator in the building we live
this pasta is bloodly
Haha, this one is actually funny.
For me it was tears because i was laughing so hard at this pasta.
WAIT, SO I’M IN SPACE!?! No wonder I haven’t been able to breathe for the 16 years I’ve been alive. BUT WAIT, I don’t REMEMBER forgetting anything like this!
Shat a brick house.
Hahahahha I love it !
OMG SO MUCH BLOOD HERE USE MY SHAMWOW!
AND IF YOU FIND NUTS, USE MY SLAP CHOP, YOU’LL LOVE MY NUTS!
*Drowns in Blood*
They should have bloodrocuted him.
XD LOL Yummeh pasta!! Brix shat.
A little fun fact Candle… Uh, Candle J.
The Sham Wow guy was actually arrested for battering a hooker.
I bet he used the Sham Wow to clean the blood.
“LOOK! No figner prints left behind!!”
GERMANS ALWAYS MAKE GOOD STUFF!
And watch out for imintators
THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE ILL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR
DAMN. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WORE A TAMPON.
cool story, bro.
OMG. If this is true, there is no God.
Fucking lol’d
Haha, some people actually took this story literally.
Uh..
Cool story, bro.
I thought it was my period
This reminds me of the ‘Blood’ Kid on youtube, lol.
who was blood?!?!?!
that was god awful
another headdesk thank you writer for making me lose brain cells
that is all
boo!
Hah, I like these fake creepypastas.
So long as they don’t overrun the site, they’re fine by me.
I just shat enough bricks to build a house.
OMG AIDS EVERYWHERE!
I will never be able to sleep.
I SHAT BLOOD!!! :0
No. Just…. no.
THAT IS SO SCARY! OMFG! CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BLOODY IT MUST HAVE BEEN?
POOL’S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
This is dumb. It doesn’t even say who shark was.
“HE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!!”
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
wat is this i am not good w/ socail comunucation
I BLED SO MUCH I BLOTTED OUT THE SUN
I like it when the red water comes out.
when i saw all those caps it crossed my mind that its some stupid story but still i wasted time reading it like an idiot
its the twist at the end that really got me
WOOT BOGLEECH!
@WTF: PLEASE SAY THAT YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC OTHERWISE…U R VERY RETAREDED
CAPS LOCK ROOLS!
THAT IS ALL!
genius.
I loled hard
BUT WHO WAS SPACE?!
i like how WTF is treating it as a real story and actually gives a serious review.
Scariest shit ever
Cool story bro
OMG TERRIFYING.
WHOOOAAA!!! NEVER WOULD’VE IMAGINED…
first of all gay!!! no offence and second i think this is weird not scary and i wish i remembered this so i could tell it much better
oh man so gay offence intended and second this is very scary it does not need any changes
What is this I don’t even…..
YOU’RE WINNER!
Damn, that’s some period I had.. and forgotten..
this is the best thing ever
Wow, I need to watch out for something bloody in the sky.
And nice use of the SNES Game “Monster Party” Sprites.
Ok, it looks like a disturbed 7 year-old wrote this on a bad day.
=/
I guess the ending is ok but it FAILS.
Ok, this looks like a distrubed 7 year-old wrote this on a bad day.
=/
The ending is ok a guess but it completely FAILS at everything.
LOL that was awsome
My mom, if that’s sarcasm, you’re the one that fails at everything. And on Mother’s Day, too. Sheesh.
at first i was all lyke o_o
…but then i lol’d
But seriously, I’m so disappointed I came in too late to fully appreciate this one. The entertainment factor of the retarded reactions of those who failed to understand the concept far exceed that of the story itself.
haha that was funny as ^^
What the flim-flam? o.O
BUT WHO WAS BLOOD!?
was guy on roids?
This is the stupidest creepypasta ever. It isn’t creepy nor is it funny. Fuck this stupid shit.
i though it was cute]—-===%&@6657145*(!@
HOLY SHIT I JUMPED AT THE END
“THEN HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.”
I lol’d
ohhh, fuck. imma die now. D:
i’ll never live with this information.
WATAFUUUU!!
EST BORY STEVARSFDHKHF!
C:
“WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY” lol fail at spelling bitten this was a kids idea when it came to he got chase by all the vampires ever and why was it so essincal to have so many caps
This is totally the best story on the site.
Why does no one understand that this is a parody (and an awesome parody at that)?
Loved it. It had such a wonderful storyline, and was very creepy to boot. If only it were a bit longer. When did it start? When he woke up?
XD I laughed so hard.
Win. Hardest, most epic win in a while.
I scheduled an appointment with my psychiatrist right after reading this, and then I cleaned up my pants.
ahahah wat
Man, that didn’t even scare ME.
SO YOU MEAN.
ALL THIS TIME I SHOULD’VE CARRIED TAMPONS?
It was actually me……….. sorry.
what. the. fuck.
Reminds me of the blood mage from Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. One of his quotes is something like “I demand vengeance for the blood of my people. Which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood. Or maybe three time as much blood. Like, if you went to Hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, maybe that would be enough! Oh, probably not…”
BLOOOOOOOOD INNNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!!111
my eyes are bleeding
hahahahhahahahahhaha funny as
sounds like something my brother would SAY lol
Way better than that Candlejack shi
OH GOD NO, I CAN’T BLEEDED EVERWHERE!!
laughing far too hard at this. best pasta ever.
But then who was it with the blood?
THEN YOU WAS BLOOD
I couldn’t sleep all night because of this pasta… Fuck you :,(
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
i lold, thanks
Oh my God. Why did I read this? I’m gonna be scared for the rest of my life.
Very funny. 5/5
I shat brix at a rate of over 9000.
BUT WHO WAS TAMPAX?
i think he was bleeding because of the sni-
*sigh* big fail of un-funny pasta. Trying too hard to be funny at least. Not good.
i bleed.. LIKE A BOSS.
so that was me……creepy
No. Just no. Epic failure.
Whats up with everybody saying WHO WAS ……..? Dont get it.
and then tinkerbell came and cleaned up all the blood with her wand before peter pan sucked her into his erect dick, after witch the pirates found him and raped him in a gay orgy and then all the vampires ever came and sucked his dick to get out tinkerbells wand because it had all the blood but gandolf the grey came and vanished them, before mehrunes dagon, the daedric prince of destruction, came and destroyed everything but since its oblivion it regenerates so hes pissed off and openes oblivion gates to neverland where he destroys everything, the end
still better than the grudge.
Oh, thank goodness…
I was afraid a skeleton was going to pop out.
WIIIIN. I ENJOYED THAT SO SO MUCH.
DO YOU NOT SEE? THIS IS THE CURE TO BLOOD DONATION!!!!1111ONEONEO!11!!! WE WON’T NEED TO HOLD BLOOD DONATION EVENTS, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CAPTURE THIS BLEEDING BLOODY PERSON, MAKE IT OUR SLAVE, AND BLEED IT TO SAVE ALL THOSE CAR ACCIDENT AND WHATEVER ACCIDENT PEOPLE! Just like milking a cow. Sort of.
Wait…WAIT. This person is actually me? Oh thank goodness you dunno where i live then.
Gay depsn’t even begin to describe…
I’m gonna go kill myself now
OH SHI-
Cool story bro.
i lol’d
THEN WHO WAS WTF?
“THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY)”
lol XD
Well I’m glad they took the ladies into considering.
Manpon?
I fapped out blood
lol. Im imagining if that happened in real life…it be hilarious..yet very serious
LOVE IT ;-D
DID NOT KNOW I WAS SPURTING BLOOD EVERYWHERE OHMAHGAH
OH GOD
I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST MY PERIOD.
D:
BRIX WERE SHAT
HEY FAGGOTS BY MY PRODUCT!!
OMNOMNOM BLOODY PASTA.
-makes spaghetti-
@Line http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/then-who-was-phone
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
@ Azriel
Rabble rabble, quit yer bitchin’.
sorry guise, my bad ;_;
I love you.
I fucking lol’d
DEES R NAUGHT FUNNIE! BITCHEZ THINK ALL OTHA PASTUHS R WHACK, BUT DEY LUV DUH FUCKING WEAK PASTUHS. Y DO I WANNA READ DIZ? SRSLY NOW.
Space is fun. You should come visit. Elvis called me the other day and said him and the Xenomages were going for dinner at The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.
Anyhow, I must be off. My fluffly toy bear needs feeding. Toodle Pip!
WHO WAS YOU?!?!?!
That brick just shat me, goddamit bogleech
THEN WHO WAS BLOOD?!?!?!?!
Why is everyone talking about their fricking periods?
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER
Wow, this is stupid. Yes, it’s a parody, but even for a parody it’s fucking retarded.
THIS WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY.
@ remy : Shut your stupid tits up and put you ugly mouth back in your bra, this is the best pasta ever cooked ever, jokingly or otherwise. BUT WHO WAS SPACESHIP?!
USE TAMPAX DAMMIT.
fuck off newfags
i can’t sleep :(…
because i’m laughing too much
THEN WHO WAS ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER???
MOAR LIEK THIS!! WHERE IS THERE MOAR?
I WILL BITTENED YOU IF YOU DON’T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS PASTA’S BRILLIANCENESS.
BUT WHO WAS SHARKS?
I LOL’D.
MOAR! BRIX WERE SHAT.
i thught this waz soo creappy o_o I lyke couldnt evn slep last nite after readin it LOL
THEN WHO WAS SHARK?
BUT WHO WAS ELAVATOR?
your story is the most stupidest.
my dick is soap
roflmfao i r bleeded evvywere
BUT WHO WAS BITTENED??!!
after reading this pasta, half the world committed suicide. the other half wandered the desolate earth, blind from scraping their eyes out after reading this hideous-piece-of-shit story. Now that is creepy.
AND IF YOU’RE A LADY THEN HE WASN’T EVEN A MAN! HE WAS YOU!
lol.
Holy balls.
I do remember. I was there. Link had a mop.
OH GOD IT WAS THE DEAD SKULL!!!!
BananaCorn, I’m going to assume that your impersonation is after I told you to stop. Please stop impersonating me, it is embarrassing. Also, Jay Autumn, you summed it up perfectly. -10/10
Fear the Darkness
-Nex
THEN WHO WAS YOU?!
An increase in the size of my phallus has occured after reading this hilarious anecdote.
THEN WHO WAS BLO- FUCK, TOO LATE.
Candlejack would be am
stupid!!!!!!!!!!! i rather get fucked thn read this lame storiie foooo
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
While I’m spontaniously bleeding to death here, could you rewrite my obituary so people don’t have a screaming voice in their head?
Thanks.
epic creepypasta is epic!
PFFFFT. THIS ISN’T CREEPY.
IT SAID THAT I FORGOT ABOUT IT.
BUT I DIDN’T.
I’M FUCKING BLEEDING EVERYWERE.
ON THIS SPACESHIP.
IT’S REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
It reads like a King Missile song
AHAHAHA! Are you serious? This is hilarious!
Masterpiece.
OH GOD, THIS STORY CHANGED ALL OF MAN- (OR WOMAN-KIND BECAUSE I AM A LADY) FOR ME. I AM TOO SCARED TO DO ANYTHING NOW OH MY GOD.
I SHAT SO MANY BRIX THAT EVERYONE IN ECUADOR HAS A SEVEN-STORY SHITMANSION.
Oh the huge manatee!
HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.
ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER.
EVER.
That’s a lot of vampires. :c
Oh, god. I thought that Squidward’s Suicide was horrifying. But THIS…I WAS CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER???? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHASFLSAKGHDASLKGHSFGLKHFGLdg/….
OMG SO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!
No wonder I can’t clean up the mess of pots and pans the heron made…
And the dead skull…isn’t my life bad enough as it is? My kitchen’s a mess, I’m drowning in my own blood in a spaceship, and now you want to break something and blame it on me?
(BTW CAPS LOCK MAKES EVERYTHING MORE AMAZING-ER.)
i WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING AGAIN, I IS TOOO SCUURRDDD
BUT THEN, WHO WAS LADY!?!
I…just…don’t even know what to say…
Freaking bombs!
Shii-
Cool story brah.
Cool story, bro!
Yeah, I’m pretty sure I’d be dead if I was bleeding that much.
Brix were shat.
Excuse me while I go change my pants.
The horror! THE HORROR!
All and all it reminded me that South Park Episode where Butters tried to write a gross book which he named \\\\&quot;The poop that took a pee\\\\&quot;.
that\’s silly.
Trolling pasta is trolling.