Thereโ€™s an old, abandoned mission in the hills west of Tucumcari, New Mexico. Itโ€™s about a 3-hour hike from the nearest access point by car. Itโ€™s not marked on any map and thereโ€™s no clear trail to it, but if you had a day or...

Part 1 โ€œSo Iโ€™m in the cosmetics aisle, right? And Iโ€™m standing there reading this bottle of lotion. โ€˜Not tested on animals,โ€™ it says. And Iโ€™m thinking: Really? Like, who the hell is rubbing lotion on animals? Anyone?โ€ A modest amount of laughter from the audience. About...