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I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?

I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!

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  • YOURMOM

    really? are people that uncreative to make up crap like this? >:l u people in haiti cry

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  • Lestat

    Neither creepy, nor funny. Just irritating.

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  • Anonymous

    hurp derp

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  • boar

    (WAY DA STORY COUD BE BETTER OK?)
    OK SO YOUR WALKI ANROWN AND THEN IT IS THIS AN WEN IT WAS ALLEY, AN A WOMEN COMS UP AN SHE SEAD THET SHE’S YOURE WIFE, AND YOUR LIKE “i DUN’T EVEN HAVE ANY WIFE, AND THEN YOU THINK AN YOU CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING RITE, AN YOU FIND A NOTE AN IT SAS
    “BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?

    I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!”
    AN YOU THINK ITS STUPID AN LIED BUT THEN YOU SEE YOUR COCK WHITE BODY AND YOU ARE THE DEAD SKULL!

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  • ACWN

    This is just…. no… just no.

    I agree with Lestat, just irritating. And very, very sad.

    Please, for the love of all things creepy, never post anything like this again… I BEG you…

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  • Stexem

    This is a perfect creepypasta. It’s bold capital letters grab the reader’s attention. It then directly challenges the reader’s skepticism, and asserts that it’s not like any other mere ghost story. While this kick-ass, take-no-prisoners attitude may be too jarring for some, I find it to be refreshingly different from most everyday boring creepypastas. A pasta that has you falling asleep in the middle of it isn’t scary at all.

    “THE DEAD SKULL” slowly builds suspense and even threatens the reader. I was petrified to discover that it held so much power over me. It knew everything about it, it could watch me whenever it wished, and it could even do things and make me seem like the culprit. It could take over my life if it wanted to. But I was most shocked when it revealed that it was, in fact, a DEAD SKULL.

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  • Anonymous

    I like how it took a dozen comments or so before the retardoids came out of the woodwork with their inability to get jokes and their delusion that creepypasta.com owes them anything. YOU PEOPLE ARE NOTHING TO US.

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  • Bishop99999999

    GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Gegner

    It’s things like this that have made me check creepypasta less and less over the past months. CP has truly gone the route of SNL at this point: wonderful and original, then repetitive but still entertaining, to outright schlock and diaper stains. At least the links still lead to places that actually deliver with something at least slightly unsettling, as opposed to completely painful and pointless.

    Also, animated gifs? Seriously? When did CP become a Geocities or Angelfire site?

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  • whatevah

    If this is another Violent Harvest’s story, he improved greatly.

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  • http://theickyman.deviantart.com/ Joe Smith

    “MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU.”

    ^ That, not joking, scared the hell out of me.

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  • vamyrsten

    HAHAHA oh wow…

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  • Resi

    …Huh?

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  • Triple-T

    Oh Scythemantis, first day of all the blood now this.
    Why not write a little story about some of the parasites you know so well.

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  • What?

    So you made us wait 6 days for a new pasta, then couldn’t find one, so you made up this bullshit?

    creepypasta.com i am disappoint

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  • u-m

    dear mr. uno, noone, katie, YOURMOM,

    sat·ire (sāt’īr’)
    n. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

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  • Shelleh

    what the hell….
    WHY IS THIS EVEN UP HERE

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  • http://www.creepypasta.com WHO WAS PHONE?

    Stexem, you are for serious the best commenter ever I love you so hard right now thanks <3

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  • Anonymous

    lol gegner can’t live without a for-real serious creepypasta every single day and HOW DARE U deny him that!

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  • roflpwnt

    this is so full of fuckin win that i actually pissed myself. like…actually-pissed-myself laughing. winwinwin

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  • Anonymous

    This is beautiful.
    Submit this to every writing journal in the country.

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  • weegee

    great, just great. now i’m gonna be up all night. happy?

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  • Aspire

    I know this is meant o be a joke… but… I still think it’s sad that the state of creepypasta affairs has come to this.

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  • al

    Gegner: since I asked the site moderator to add skulls to it

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  • PHONE

    THEN WHO WAS BEST PASTA ON THIS SITE?

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