THE DEAD SKULL

February 1, 2010 at 9:41 PM

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I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?

I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!

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al

BUT WHO WAS DEAD SKULL REALLY

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- Dead skull
  
  I was dead skull!!
  
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  - Anonymous
    
    Your awsome bro i respect you
    
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    - Anonymous
      
      bad story
      
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  - TheTimeVortex
    
    omg you actually got ths name !!
    
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- http://creepypasta.com dead skull
  
  i read a creepypasta where you were acttually dead skull, anyone know the name?
  
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Outrider

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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- Dead Skull
  
  I’ve seen you poop, dude.
  
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  - ……uh…..
    
    I get it my skull is dead
    
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LitoJ

CAPS LOCK FOR CRUIS- OH SHIT BUT WHO WAS- *shot*

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Anonymous

well there you have it.

also bad grammar, story, etc. because that’s all i read into instead of enjoying the story

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Jean-Luc Picard

THERE! ARE! FOUR! DEAD SKULLS!

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- Dead skull #1
  
  Yes there are
  
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  - Dead skull #2
    
    Definetly true
    
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- Dead skull #3
  
  How did you know??
  
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  - Dead skull #4
    
    Remember we will all break a lamp or something and BLAME YOU…. Mwahaha
    
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  - dead skull #4
    
    remember i can break things and blame them on you…… mwahaha
    
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- Dead Skull #5
  
  WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
  
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  - http://Dumbass.com Dead skull #6
    
    =_= too many dead skulls
    
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    - DEAD SKULL #7
      
      Way to many of us -_-
      
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    - DEAD SKULL#604
      
      you have no idea -_-
      
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    - dead skull #1098765549
      
      dude u guys REALY have no idea>_<
      
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    - http://Gmail.com TheScaryMurder790
      
      So many dead skulls
      
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  - Dead Skull1000290192109211902478347928374982347218
    
    Maybe we shoudl change our names to like… i dont know something other tha Dead Skull people might get confused
    
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    - Dead Skull 9001
      
      I’m the Dead Skull who is too obsessed with DBZ. Why you ask? BECAUSE I’M OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      
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    - Ded Skul
      
      wow
      much dead
      such skull
      very who was
      
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    - Dead Skull 994,670,239
      
      Yeah…
      
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  - Anonymous
    
    The Cardassians really got carried away this time, Jean-Luc
    
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RickyBobby

DAT SHIT IS HOTT!!!

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- WhatDoesTheFoxSay
  
  The only reason I gave your ******** (< insulting word… I can be nice sometimes (: )comment a thumbs up is because your username made me laugh. I'm not even sure if I should have though…
  
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Azriel

I AM GOOD AT STORY BECAUSE I HAVE COPS LOCK.

AND THEN KILLED YOU

Hey guys am i doin it rite??

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gr

THEN WHO WAS DEAD SKULL?

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Lolwut?

THEN WHO WAS YOU?

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- jeffthfemkiller
  
  Im me, who r u, thn wait, who is deadskull and who am i?
  
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Anonymous

AH! AH! AHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!

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Jennycat

OH HAI DEAD SKULL!

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Rah!

OH LORD.

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- Sweetheart
  
  Anyone have to look around your room for hidden cameras? Anyone?
  
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Anonymous

MOTHER OF GOD

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Naris

DAY OF ALL BLOOD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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V

OH NO
I WILL NEVER BATH ROOM AGAIN

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Vanish

BUT MY HOUSE IS CHILD PROOF.
FFFFFF
I HAVE SPINNING SKULLS AND BAD GRAMMAR, CAN I WIN YET?

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Unsilenced

OH NOES. DONT BREAK THINGS DEAD SKULL PLZ

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NarisIsRight

Agreed with Naris

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Feaster of Fear

WOW…..I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER BEEN STARVED THIS BADLY.

ALSO, DON’T THINK THAT I DIDN’T CATCH THAT REFERENCE NARIS. KINGDOM OF LOATHING’S “DISCO BANDIT” CLASS SKILL

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Anonymous

YOU SON OF A B–

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LetItBe

YOU SON OF A B–

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katie

ITS OK BECAUSE I DONT AFRAID OF ANYTHING

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- Grammar Popo
  
  You don’t afraid. Is grammar even taught where you live?
  
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Anonymous

BUT THAN WHO WAS SKULL?

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- Dead skull
  
  Hi, I am the dead skull I have 4 lesser known brothers Steve, bill, kyle, and Riley
  Always watching-
  Dead skull
  
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  - DEAD SKULL #7
    
    there are 9 -_- of us
    
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    - Dead Skull #9487652
      
      Or are there?
      
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    - Thatonegirl
      
      There are over 9000 of you o3o
      
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Lauralot

Well, I’m not sleeping tonight.

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Damien

>Implying that I use the bathroom.

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