THE DEAD SKULL

February 1, 2010 at 9:41 PM

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I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?

I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!

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al says:
February 1, 2010 at 9:42 PM

BUT WHO WAS DEAD SKULL REALLY

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- Dead skull says:
  January 5, 2013 at 10:58 PM
  
  I was dead skull!!
  
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  - Anonymous says:
    January 9, 2013 at 6:11 PM
    
    Your awsome bro i respect you
    
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    - Anonymous says:
      January 30, 2013 at 4:06 PM
      
      bad story
      
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Outrider says:
February 1, 2010 at 9:44 PM

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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- Dead Skull says:
  May 29, 2013 at 9:44 PM
  
  I’ve seen you poop, dude.
  
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  - ......uh..... says:
    June 8, 2013 at 8:46 AM
    
    I get it my skull is dead
    
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LitoJ says:
February 1, 2010 at 9:56 PM

CAPS LOCK FOR CRUIS- OH SHIT BUT WHO WAS- *shot*

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Anonymous says:
February 1, 2010 at 10:04 PM

well there you have it.

also bad grammar, story, etc. because that’s all i read into instead of enjoying the story

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Jean-Luc Picard says:
February 1, 2010 at 10:05 PM

THERE! ARE! FOUR! DEAD SKULLS!

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- Dead skull #1 says:
  January 5, 2013 at 10:59 PM
  
  Yes there are
  
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  - Dead skull #2 says:
    January 5, 2013 at 11:00 PM
    
    Definetly true
    
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- Dead skull #3 says:
  January 5, 2013 at 11:00 PM
  
  How did you know??
  
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  - Dead skull #4 says:
    January 6, 2013 at 10:01 AM
    
    Remember we will all break a lamp or something and BLAME YOU…. Mwahaha
    
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  - dead skull #4 says:
    January 6, 2013 at 11:19 AM
    
    remember i can break things and blame them on you…… mwahaha
    
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- Dead Skull #5 says:
  January 9, 2013 at 2:54 AM
  
  WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
  
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  - Dead skull #6 says:
    February 12, 2013 at 12:43 AM
    
    =_= too many dead skulls
    
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    - DEAD SKULL #7 says:
      March 3, 2013 at 3:34 PM
      
      Way to many of us -_-
      
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    - DEAD SKULL#604 says:
      March 19, 2013 at 12:04 PM
      
      you have no idea -_-
      
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    - dead skull #1098765549 says:
      March 25, 2013 at 9:58 PM
      
      dude u guys REALY have no idea>_<
      
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    - TheScaryMurder790 says:
      March 27, 2013 at 11:23 AM
      
      So many dead skulls
      
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  - Dead Skull1000290192109211902478347928374982347218 says:
    June 16, 2013 at 5:47 PM
    
    Maybe we shoudl change our names to like… i dont know something other tha Dead Skull people might get confused
    
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RickyBobby says:
February 1, 2010 at 10:12 PM

DAT SHIT IS HOTT!!!

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Azriel says:
February 1, 2010 at 10:21 PM

I AM GOOD AT STORY BECAUSE I HAVE COPS LOCK.

AND THEN KILLED YOU

Hey guys am i doin it rite??

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gr says:
February 1, 2010 at 10:35 PM

THEN WHO WAS DEAD SKULL?

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Lolwut? says:
February 1, 2010 at 10:52 PM

THEN WHO WAS YOU?

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- jeffthfemkiller says:
  January 12, 2013 at 11:57 PM
  
  Im me, who r u, thn wait, who is deadskull and who am i?
  
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Anonymous says:
February 1, 2010 at 10:58 PM

AH! AH! AHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!

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Jennycat says:
February 1, 2010 at 11:17 PM

OH HAI DEAD SKULL!

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Rah! says:
February 1, 2010 at 11:19 PM

OH LORD.

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- Sweetheart says:
  November 26, 2012 at 12:50 AM
  
  Anyone have to look around your room for hidden cameras? Anyone?
  
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Anonymous says:
February 1, 2010 at 11:35 PM

MOTHER OF GOD

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Naris says:
February 1, 2010 at 11:42 PM

DAY OF ALL BLOOD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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V says:
February 1, 2010 at 11:44 PM

OH NO
I WILL NEVER BATH ROOM AGAIN

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Vanish says:
February 2, 2010 at 12:07 AM

BUT MY HOUSE IS CHILD PROOF.
FFFFFF
I HAVE SPINNING SKULLS AND BAD GRAMMAR, CAN I WIN YET?

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Unsilenced says:
February 2, 2010 at 12:14 AM

OH NOES. DONT BREAK THINGS DEAD SKULL PLZ

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NarisIsRight says:
February 2, 2010 at 12:32 AM

Agreed with Naris

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Feaster of Fear says:
February 2, 2010 at 12:38 AM

WOW…..I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER BEEN STARVED THIS BADLY.

ALSO, DON’T THINK THAT I DIDN’T CATCH THAT REFERENCE NARIS. KINGDOM OF LOATHING’S “DISCO BANDIT” CLASS SKILL

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Anonymous says:
February 2, 2010 at 12:45 AM

YOU SON OF A B–

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LetItBe says:
February 2, 2010 at 12:46 AM

YOU SON OF A B–

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katie says:
February 2, 2010 at 12:58 AM

ITS OK BECAUSE I DONT AFRAID OF ANYTHING

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Anonymous says:
February 2, 2010 at 12:59 AM

BUT THAN WHO WAS SKULL?

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- Dead skull says:
  February 5, 2013 at 8:42 PM
  
  Hi, I am the dead skull I have 4 lesser known brothers Steve, bill, kyle, and Riley
  Always watching-
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  - DEAD SKULL #7 says:
    March 3, 2013 at 3:36 PM
    
    there are 9 -_- of us
    
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    - Dead Skull #9487652 says:
      May 19, 2013 at 10:21 PM
      
      Or are there?
      
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    - Thatonegirl says:
      May 20, 2013 at 9:02 PM
      
      There are over 9000 of you o3o
      
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Lauralot says:
February 2, 2010 at 1:10 AM

Well, I’m not sleeping tonight.

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Damien says:
February 2, 2010 at 1:25 AM

>Implying that I use the bathroom.

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