THE DEAD SKULL
I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?
I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!
BUT WHO WAS DEAD SKULL REALLY
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
CAPS LOCK FOR CRUIS- OH SHIT BUT WHO WAS- *shot*
well there you have it.
also bad grammar, story, etc. because that’s all i read into instead of enjoying the story
THERE! ARE! FOUR! DEAD SKULLS!
DAT SHIT IS HOTT!!!
I AM GOOD AT STORY BECAUSE I HAVE COPS LOCK.
AND THEN KILLED YOU
Hey guys am i doin it rite??
THEN WHO WAS DEAD SKULL?
THEN WHO WAS YOU?
AH! AH! AHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!
OH HAI DEAD SKULL!
OH LORD.
MOTHER OF GOD
DAY OF ALL BLOOD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
OH NO
I WILL NEVER BATH ROOM AGAIN
BUT MY HOUSE IS CHILD PROOF.
FFFFFF
I HAVE SPINNING SKULLS AND BAD GRAMMAR, CAN I WIN YET?
OH NOES. DONT BREAK THINGS DEAD SKULL PLZ
Agreed with Naris
WOW…..I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER BEEN STARVED THIS BADLY.
ALSO, DON’T THINK THAT I DIDN’T CATCH THAT REFERENCE NARIS. KINGDOM OF LOATHING’S “DISCO BANDIT” CLASS SKILL
YOU SON OF A B–
YOU SON OF A B–
ITS OK BECAUSE I DONT AFRAID OF ANYTHING
BUT THAN WHO WAS SKULL?
Well, I’m not sleeping tonight.
>Implying that I use the bathroom.
Way, way, WAY scarier than the last one.
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
BUT THEN WHO WAS AUTHOR OF UNFUNNY CAPSLOCK PASTA?
I didn’t know skulls could be alive too…what if I found a live skull? could that kill off the dead skull? or would the dead skull just eat the live skull’s brains?
AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH!
I’LL NEVER SHUT MY EYES AGAIIIN!
btw is there such a thing as a live skull?
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
DEAD SKULL KNOWS FAVORITE ANIMAL?
THEN WHO WAS FAVOURITE ANIMAL?
you guys this can’t be true right? kinda spooky though.
amazing
OH GOD I SHAT THE GREAT WALL.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THEN WHO WAS BATHROOM
lol.
Fucking pervert stay away from my bathroom!
HOW DID THIS GET HERE
OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
I took this story very seriously and am leaving a sarcastic remark on it.
i hate you all. you fagots have turned creepypasta into a society for fucktards who finally learned what the caps lock button does, ill see you all in hell. except you naris, thats hilarious
That’s it I’m out. I’ve put up with some shitty pastas but this one just crossed the line. I officially quit the internet.
I’m shaking in my skin right now.
I think I might have nightmares…
This was really stupid it wasnt anything not creepy or scary or anything it was just WTF? Terrible pasta i’m sorry i just speak my mind!
ALMOST AS GOOD AS “DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD”
BUT NOT QUITE
11 BILLION/10
umm…was this supposed to be scary?
This reminds me of the day of all the blood.
I love how these come along now and again n change the tempo thumbs up tbh made me lol.
fgsfds
AND THEN A SKELETON POPS OUT!
fave ever wow u guiz
really? are people that uncreative to make up crap like this? >:l u people in haiti cry
Neither creepy, nor funny. Just irritating.
hurp derp
(WAY DA STORY COUD BE BETTER OK?)
OK SO YOUR WALKI ANROWN AND THEN IT IS THIS AN WEN IT WAS ALLEY, AN A WOMEN COMS UP AN SHE SEAD THET SHE’S YOURE WIFE, AND YOUR LIKE “i DUN’T EVEN HAVE ANY WIFE, AND THEN YOU THINK AN YOU CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING RITE, AN YOU FIND A NOTE AN IT SAS
“BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?
I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!”
AN YOU THINK ITS STUPID AN LIED BUT THEN YOU SEE YOUR COCK WHITE BODY AND YOU ARE THE DEAD SKULL!
get trolled more fagits
This is just…. no… just no.
I agree with Lestat, just irritating. And very, very sad.
Please, for the love of all things creepy, never post anything like this again… I BEG you…
This is a perfect creepypasta. It’s bold capital letters grab the reader’s attention. It then directly challenges the reader’s skepticism, and asserts that it’s not like any other mere ghost story. While this kick-ass, take-no-prisoners attitude may be too jarring for some, I find it to be refreshingly different from most everyday boring creepypastas. A pasta that has you falling asleep in the middle of it isn’t scary at all.
“THE DEAD SKULL” slowly builds suspense and even threatens the reader. I was petrified to discover that it held so much power over me. It knew everything about it, it could watch me whenever it wished, and it could even do things and make me seem like the culprit. It could take over my life if it wanted to. But I was most shocked when it revealed that it was, in fact, a DEAD SKULL.
I like how it took a dozen comments or so before the retardoids came out of the woodwork with their inability to get jokes and their delusion that creepypasta.com owes them anything. YOU PEOPLE ARE NOTHING TO US.
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s things like this that have made me check creepypasta less and less over the past months. CP has truly gone the route of SNL at this point: wonderful and original, then repetitive but still entertaining, to outright schlock and diaper stains. At least the links still lead to places that actually deliver with something at least slightly unsettling, as opposed to completely painful and pointless.
Also, animated gifs? Seriously? When did CP become a Geocities or Angelfire site?
If this is another Violent Harvest’s story, he improved greatly.
“MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU.”
^ That, not joking, scared the hell out of me.
HAHAHA oh wow…
…Huh?
Oh Scythemantis, first day of all the blood now this.
Why not write a little story about some of the parasites you know so well.
So you made us wait 6 days for a new pasta, then couldn’t find one, so you made up this bullshit?
creepypasta.com i am disappoint
dear mr. uno, noone, katie, YOURMOM,
sat·ire (sāt’īr’)
n. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
what the hell….
WHY IS THIS EVEN UP HERE
Stexem, you are for serious the best commenter ever I love you so hard right now thanks <3
lol gegner can’t live without a for-real serious creepypasta every single day and HOW DARE U deny him that!
this is so full of fuckin win that i actually pissed myself. like…actually-pissed-myself laughing. winwinwin
This is beautiful.
Submit this to every writing journal in the country.
great, just great. now i’m gonna be up all night. happy?
I know this is meant o be a joke… but… I still think it’s sad that the state of creepypasta affairs has come to this.
Gegner: since I asked the site moderator to add skulls to it
THEN WHO WAS BEST PASTA ON THIS SITE?
Bricks were shat. Then I cried myself to sleep. Then I had a nightmare. This pasta was too damn scary for me…I might kill myself if I didn’t know that DEAD SKULL would keep me alive just to toment me…I break out in a cold sweat and am paralysed with fear at the mere thought of going to the bathroom.
NUUUU! SCARRY SPINING SKUL NOZ MAH FAV AMINAL IS PFARGTL! :O :O :O :O :O
OMG you know all my secrets??? No wai!!! Oh, btw say hi to ur mom mr dead skull.
Aaah, no!
I thought it was just creepy before, but then I got to the last line and went “NO NO NO FUCK I’M TERRIFIED”!
@Naris
NO! Nothing will ever be even close to DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD.
This website has gone extremely downhill if they allow this kind of bullshit to make it on the front page. Whoever wrote it was an asshole, who ever approved it was a complete retard fuck, and everyone that thinks this is funny is a Democrat.
OH MY GAWD I SEE THEM.
Hello
I have an overly high opinion of myself.
@u-m
satire means to ridicule the vice or folly, ridiculing doesnt require wit as you have so blatantly proven.
@whateva
id like to see you write a story that doesnt get insulted
@everyone who thinks this is funny or scary
FUCK YOU
this is creepypasta not fucktards-play-with-computers-pasta
@creepypasta
i regret to inform you that you suck at picking pastas.
Made my day. Nuff said.
@Reaper
Don’t compare the democrats to these faggots.
LOL reaper doesn’t know what a parody is. I am pretty sure I’m not an asshole, but I already know you’re that and more
OMIGAWDD
HAWTT SHIT
OH GOD
(Also, so many ragers on this website)
Oh Goddess I puked from fear! Fuuuuck!
IF YOU WERE DEAD SKULL, THEN WHO WAS MIRROR?
WHY IS THERE SHIT IN MY PASTA?
I have to laugh out loud at all the people who say that this pasta is bad, or has terrible grammar.
Ever heard of a parody? It’s not serious, you fucktards, it’s a joke. God damn.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
DAY OF ALL BLOOD was sooooooooo much better. This one tried too hard.
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT
SAMA SHUT UP THIS IS SERIOUSPASTA AS IN SERIOUSLY TERRIBLE
I won’t be able to sleep tonight!!!!!!!!!!
Who….who IS the Dead Skull? Why are there four of them? I….I can’t live with this on my mind….I’m going to do it…..Hand me the gun……Turn away.
Ka-boomz!!!!
Son, I am disappoint.
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mr - Uno: no no, fuck YOU. I wrote a bunch of these for fun over on my own site out of boredome, they’re not meant to be anything other than a terrible mockery of creepypasta tropes, and submitting them here is nothing other than a mockery of people like yourself who fag up this site and trash poor Phone because your standards are so pretentiously high that you have to complain about this completely free website for archiving a variety of pastas for a variety of purposes and tastes. You and the other crybabies here are the only thing to ever bring down the site’s quality, not any of the stories.
You fucking bitch like SERIOUS BIDNESS when a pasta is too short, too long, too wordy, not wordy enough, too vague, too descriptive, too weird, too generic, and even have the audacity to attempt legitimate critique when, newsflash, none of us fucking care about you. You don’t do us a favor by commenting or even by reading. We writers write for ourselves first, an audience a distant second. We’re not trying to make money off this shit, we’re just having fun. We do YOU a favor by offering any of it for your entertainment. You are nothing. You are our little meaningless peons.
AND WE ARE IN YOUR HOUSE AND WE ARE DEAD.
GOD.
DAMN.
SKULLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAYBE EVEN TWO OF THEM.
HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
ITT people who can’t take a fucking joke.
EPIC FAIL
FUCK YOU, I KNEW I DIDN’T BURN DOWN MY HOUSE.
THIS ISN’T HOMESTAR AFTER ALL. THIS IS A DEAD GUY, MY NAME IS DEAD GUY PEREZ.
I came back to see if maybe I had been wrong about leaving…then saw this awful attempt at a joke and realized your site is fucking dead. Put a headstone on it, mark it with flowers. Garbage and more garbage.
I wash my hands of creepypasta, and fart in it’s general direction.
What about the living skull!? D: D:D:
My attempt at a joke was great and YOU’RRE the fart mr. poupou!!!!1! !!!
…….YOUR ARE THE FART FOREVER!!!
Ok Ok… disregard that, I SUCK BIG, MIGHTY COCKS.
I take it Bogleech has been reading Ayn Rand as of late.
this just means i gotta finally get around to writing something now to help in the quest for creepypasta.
I won’t complain. Theholders could use some more attention, tbh. Say that those stories are boring and i will dead skull fuck you.
Disregard Bogleech, he eats cocks.
Bogleech - I dont particularly care if this was meant to be a joke, a mockery, or whatever… I get that this was done to make fun of the overly picky people with stupidly high standards, and while it probably hit the mark for you given the reactions you have gotten, for the rest of us… its just not funny.
I like tongue in cheek humor, but this was just way off the mark. It made me groan and want to beat my head against a wall after I read it in attempts to purge my brain of it.
No, its not right that so many people nitpick and bitch about the stories when the site is free… but at the same time, is it so bad to want SOME quality?
PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG INCOMING
I find myself less annoyed with the joke pasta that was posted than I do with the idea that for over a week there has been no updates >>
I’m sure the host is incredibly busy or there is a general lack of uploaded pasta but seriously?
bogleech you’re my hero please let me bear your glorious children
Also, I suck cocks.
this is so scary i that cries!
I’m inclined to wonder why anybody thinks that making it look like I suck cocks is going to be relevant here. Whether or not I engage in regular fellatio shouldn’t have any impact on the value of my opinion. IT’S CALLED TOLERANTSE!!!!!! UR UNTOLERANT! MY APINION IS STILL GOOD EVEN WITH
999999999999999999999999
DICKSE IN MY MOUTH
well isn’t that a kick in the crotch
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
THEN WHO WAS ME?
ITT BOGLEECH THINKS INTERNETS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
ALSO CREEPYPASTA IS DEAD
hmmm a week has passed…no new creepypasta
BUT THE SCARY PART IS YOU ARE DEAD SKULL!
I AM WATCHING EVERY ONE WHO WHINED ABOUT THIS IN THE BATH ROOM.
Parody it may be, stupid it is.
. . . . . .
I can tell you’re a Republican, which is much funnier than the story.
I thought I was one of the only ones here NOT being obnoxiously srz bznz.
The comments on here are funnier than this “satire” pasta. Maybe that’s the point of it?
BUT WHO WAS LIVE SKULL?
No, I wrote it and the original point of it was to sound somewhat realistically like a bad pasta written by a little kid. I did a series of them! Submitting them here, however, was a jab against the whiny commentators who plague virtually EVERY pasta.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
BITCHES DON’T KNOW ABOUT MY DEAD SKULL
HOLY SHIT.
DIS SCARED MEH SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Kills self*
presidential fail. bogleech i see that you are trying to jab at…overzealous uhh commentators, b-b-b-but this is just awful. im not (and never have) complaining about bad grammer, length, etc., im just annoyed that they actually put this sort of…..choice writing… on the front page of a site thats supposed to be about scary stories.
and i must disagree with your idea that writers see audience as a distant second. throughout my many years of school that each piece of writing was written in different styles so that the audience would understand it. if writers only wrote for themselves then there would be no good literature.
in my new book “The Whi…BLACK House” i wrote in a way to direct the more suspicious of me people into becoming mindless sla…i mean helpful supporters.
this is obama signing off, PIECE NIGGA
DEAD SKULL WAS PHONE.
BOGLEECH IS MY INVISIBLE GUARDIAN ANGEL FOR CERIUS.
lol. Bogleech! I feel your pain sir.
That was the most beautiful piece of text I’ve ever readi n a while.
I am taking time to mention that Feaster of Fear is a dumb retard if he thinks the Electric Boogaloo joke is just a Kingdom of Loathing reference and not a reference to Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo—the Electric Boogaloo joke on naming sequels has been done many times before in the past a long time ago and not originally a reference to Kingdom of Loathing
Aaaaaaaaand I now want to kill a baby.
Story: Stupid
Ensuing Chaos: Hilarious…
lol people whining about stories on the Internet;
btw, YES, DEAD SKULL WAS PHONE
Bel-Air was funny. Heron was funny. Blatantly stupid pastas aren’t entertaining anymore, guys. It’s done. We get it. You’re witty. You’re edgy. Please go away now.
Guys this isn’t funny. I keep seeing that spinning skull animation everywhere now. Who wrote this?
What do you mean “who wrote this?” I wrote it, it says so. I’ve written numerous joke pastas.
I will never go away JCMichaels. I will write 4000 storys for you.
I showed this to my 4 year old brother and he freaked the fuck out.
IMA GO AND SAVE DA INTERWEBS FROM DEADSKULL
SOMEONE TRAPPED ME IN THEIR CABINETS AND I CAN’T GET OUT
SEND HELP
pathetic attempt at another “who was phone” or “the day of blood.”
not funny, not creepy (of course) and just full of failure.
Stupid and unfunny. Day of all the Blood was shit tons better.
I wrote this before I ever wrote Day of All the Blood, Wombat
NO MOAR BATHROOM
Stexem-
You are my hero.
>:( how dare you peep on me!
*crushes skull with sledgehammer*
THEN WHO WAS POORLY ANIMATED GIF
OH WOW I NEARLY SHIT MY PANTS , THAT WAS SO SCARY /sobs
.___.
OH NO, DONT TELL MY MOM I BROKE SOMETHING
HOLY CRAP.
THAT IS BATSHIT INSANE.
I’M NEVER GOING TO SLEEP EVER AGAIN. EVAR.
LOL….
>Implying i have a bathroom
I lol’d
Dead Skull was phone.
OMG. D; I DON’T THINK I CAN EVER SLEEP AGAIN BECAUSE I KNOW THE DEAD SKULL’LL BE WATCHING ME. DX
WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOW THAT FAIILLLEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT WHO WAS SECRETS
BUT WHO WAS-HEY!
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM.
SRSLY.
man that waz scary!! na jkez lame 1 out of ten no no no!! 2 out of ten 4 effort.
This… was such a beautiful pasta :’(
i think i broke that thing that i was blamed for D:
NEW FAVORITE PASTA?
I THINK SO.
Funny thing, I’ve never come across a _living_ skull.
THEN WHO WAS FAVORITE ANIMAL
MY DEAD SKULLS BRING THEM ALL TO THE YARD, DAMN RIGHT.
CAPSLOCKTASTIC!
also, the floating skulls gave me a fucking seizure when i was reading the “you’re not scared” story and accidentally scrolled down too quickly. Fucking skulls.
It’s all over these webpages. I think this skull thing is in my computer. I saw it on TV. It was on like, 30 different channels. No sound, just rotating skull
OH GOD NOOOOOOOO
MAKE IT STOP
FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP
Jeez, I think someone shut off my radio, because i can’t get any signal. Every channel on TV has that skull now. It’s popping up on every website I visit, and I’m scared to leave the house.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU
a dead skull popped out of my closet!
more pastas like this please!
i want more like this so ridiculously funny
Oh no not in the bathroom! Whatever am I to do?
That.was.hilarious.
AHH WHAT THE FUCK?! CONSTANT CAPS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
SRSLY WHEN YOU PUSH THIS BUTTON ITS STUCK FOREVER
I SHAT BRICKS.
Finally, a good pasta! I loved the build up, but the ending went too fast after the climax.
I don’t know how some of you can live life without a sense of humor.
I LOL’d for a good few seconds when I read this the first time.
AND THEN A SKELETON JUMPED OUT!
Correction, LetItB:
SON OF A /B/-
“I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL”
I thought that one was a nice touch - like that is a critical fact or something! lmao….
OH FCUK JESUS FUCK IT’S AFTER ME
As opposed to the Living skull
HOLY GOD DAMN I AM FREIGHT-
I came loads
Dead skull. As opposed to…?
RAPIST STALKER SKULL. >.<
THIS STORY IS SOOO SEXY, ESPECIALLY THE SHOWER PART.
PLEASE STOP KNOWING MY FAVORITE ANIMAL SO I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT
oh noes
dead skull saw my penis : (
CHUCK D. HEAD?
Omigosh.
This is the best pasta I’ve ever seen. 10/10, man. I can clearly see the effort you put into this, and guess what? It paid off<3
i am the dead skull. i am gray and dead. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pastas i will fly into your kitchen tonight and break your dads coffee mug.
This was terrible. No suspense, no plot, fucking nothing. There weren’t even any characters, aside from the “Dead Skull”, who we never learn anything of. No name, motivation, childhood, nothing. It was written in all caps too, because a fucking moron wrote it. This shit is why I sometimes never want to even read again.
2/10.
LOL
DAMN SKULL BROKE STUFF AND MADE A MESS OF MY POTS AND PANS
……oh, wait….
OSHI-
Why’d you have to watch me in the bathroom?! That’s rude! Dx
Besides, you’re a skull, you can’t get a… Bone- SHUT UP.
This is the best pasta ever made btw cx
15/10
You can’t get a… Boner-*
OMG OMIGAD SOOOOOOOOOO SCARYYYYYYYY I PISSSED MYSELFFFF!
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
BUT OH MY GOD.
WAT IS MY LIFE
MY COCK IS NO LONGER PROTECT
HAHAHA THIS GUY ARE SICK
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. don’t come to my bathroom again.
breathtaking!
Dear God, ITS EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS
i like turtles
i love how the main threat was that i would be framed for breaking something.
I’ll admit it, I laughed like a little retard at the pasta, but I was fucking GIGGLING like a nine-year-old GIRL at the comments.
hahaha I’ve been laughing for so long at this and all the comments, especially the serious ones XD
0/10 I found it hard to force myself to read this all the way through. The grammatical errors and use of long words to distract the reader from how bad the story was is pretty annoying. I didn’t like how it ended abruptly leaving the reader hanging with unanswered questions. The author never clearly states who is the “dead skull”. Unsatisfactory.
jk
This is worse than that heron-
OH SHIT MY POTS AND PANS
oh whose told yu mah fav animlle?
:( 
8^(
This fails so much….That it owns.
Story - Funny
Comments - Hilarious!
Are you the perverted little brother I didn’t even know I had?
Damn, and I thought there were better places to troll than creepypasta.