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I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?
I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!
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395 thoughts on “The Dead Skull”
I know this was meant to be a parody (I also know that this comment is very late; I started reading all the Creepypasta stories from oldest to newest a couple of years ago, and have made slow progress due to having more important things to do), but I just feel like this story tries too mimic or exaggerate Creepypasta clichés without successfully mocking them; I would prefer some wit or subtlety or maybe even a diss (calling other readers, myself and/or other writers losers, perhaps). Caps-Lock does not help, either.
I dun shet ma bikini
Are you steering with that cruise control?
Yes there is something I can do.
*Smashes dead skull with a hammer*
very dead skull
I don’t think this is sixpenceee’s favorite creepypasta, back to google i go
You could change the last line to “I AM YOUR BRATTY LITTLE BROTHER” and it would still make complete sense, and be just as scary
This is true !
lol this was bs not scary, not even in the slightest bit SCARY.. just Bull
This is sh*t 0/10
You can break what ever you want I don’t care I’m a rebel just don’t break my piano or keyboard and if you see me all the time than what does my birth mom and dad look like how many brothers and disasters do I have
They normally do lmao
Oh no what ever you do don’t break the tree in the backyard that I have been meaning to chop down and blame it on me ^°^
THEN WHO WAS SKULL
MUCH SCARY MANY SPOOK
Major kudos to this story and all who commented.
But wait WHO WAS BATHROOM
hey dead skull can you see me flipping you off right now
BUT WHO WAS SK-
How did this not end up on Crappypasta?
How dare you disrespect the DEAD SKULL?!
(It’s a joke pasta and this was years before Crappypasta even existed, for a serious answer)
omg too spoop 4 me
My good sir, may I please congratulate you for creating one of the best – nay, the best story I have ever read. This pasta gave me chills that I’ve never had before and I’ve been on this website many times.
Firstly, I must applaud you on your near-perfect use of the English language. Your use of extra capitals and punctuation added a delicious exoticness to your pasta, something that so many other writers have tried to accomplish and failed to achieve. However, it deeply pains me to inform you that your writing skills are not yet as immaculate as shown in the legendary “WHO WAS PHONE”. Therefore, I respectfully suggest that you use that pasta as somewhat of a guide to ensure even better writing in the future.
As for the pasta itself, “THE DEAD SKULL” was both terrifying and imaginative. There was many a-time where I actually had to stop reading and make sure that the DEAD SKULL was no-where to be found. When it was revealed that the ghastly thing knows all my secrets and – heaven forbid – what my favourite animal is, a frightened gasp escaped my throat. When the DEAD SKULL malevolently suggested breaking one of my household’s possessions and blaming the damage on me, I almost screamed and fell off my chair, my eyes darting from side to side as I scanned the room for any suspicious activity. Pray tell me: what evil force could think of something as horrific as the ideas described above?
All in all, “THE DEAD SKULL” is a modern masterpiece that I’m sure will be discussed by future generations for many years to come. I myself have often thought about publishing a couple of pastas, but this has severely decreased my confidence, for how will I ever be able to compare?
Bravo, sir. Bravo!
I didn’t want to sleep tonight anyway.
Crappy pasta at it’s finest hour here. :P
How is this even a story?
WE ARE THE TRUE EVIL, MUHAHAHAHA
If you know so much, what is my favorite animal?
Dudes, WAY too many dead skulls. = . =
Very clever using my buddy’s quote for this.
There are over 9000 of you o3o
Read more at http://s22568.p321.sites.pressdns.com/the-dead-skull/#MVe5yL1oxjWFpPlV.99
OH DEAR GOD
DEAD SKULL PLEASE DON’T
YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE ANIMAL
I simply do not understand why this is not the highest-rated pasta of all time. I’m not going to be able to sleep/go to the bathroom/think about my favorite animal for days.
No such thing as a dead skull. You can be a skull with no body or neck to be on. Or even a skull inside a dead head. But skulls could not live on their own. Plus if they could they wouldn’t die because you would have no room for a soul and the bones would break too easy for skull s to live. Sorry to be a child party pooper but your story is stupid and is too short to be a so called STORY your story sucks
Why did you watch me in the bathroom?!?!?!
If you’re a dead skull then how did you type it huh?
I know I got you killed, but you don’t have to tell everyone what my favorte animal iiiisssss :'(
This was from a Parodypasta called The Orgin.
So you are Death the Kid’s tie.
What the heck are you typing with? seriously, if this story is going to keep me awake at night, its because Im wondering about that.
Ah fuck he knows my favorite animal
Check out the origin to this chilling tale! Its called, ‘The Origin.’
Lolz ur funny dead skull WAIT! You seen meh nakedz! Fuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk shit you saw ma naked ass e_e someone’s just made ma kill list!
WOW really that`s some cliched crap how did you get on creepy pasta? not crappy pasta no offense anyway IMPOSSIBRU MY HOME IS GAURDED BY SECURITY GUARDS WITH 9mm`S AND M4A1`S PLUS I HAVE SNIPERS IN TOWERS AND I DONT HAVE AIR VENTS OR WINDOWS IN MY BATHROOM SEE THERE! sorry for caps
Mr Welldone watches dead skull
Who’s head was it is he sane or not the answer is with him or with the writer unless, he is the dead skull…
NO, I’M DEAD SKULL
YOUR STORIES ARE BOLLOCKS
So, “dead skull” is….ME. I am the reflection in the mirror if the bathroom, and he’s saying I’m dead .-. Whud
Happy April Fools to you too Derpbutt…
sh*t just got real…
im not sleeping tonight either
vreeps me out bro
PLOXX DED SKUL PLOX, DONT HURT ME;(
for some reASON I THOUGHT ABOUT THE CRYSTAL SKULLS xD
Idk how the BLEEP this was accepted. I have seen lots of skulls. I HAVE A FREAKING BRAIN MODEL WITH SKULLS. Also, skulls cant type.
Remember……. I am watching
Na na na na na na DEAD SKULL!!!!
Yea, this was not good. in any way. thanks for time wasted >…<
To be honest, I’ve never really been into stuff that’s scary or twisted. It’s always seemed to scare me. I know that I’m 14 and I should have lost my fear of things about a year ago, but some of the paranormal stories I’ve read or seen on YouTube have given me an interest, but also nightmares. CreepyPasta is definetly the best website about paranormal things. I relly enjoy it :)
Im scared I’m scared
HE KNOWS IM RIGHTING CAPS FOR NO REASON :D
Exscuse me good sir! May i say that sending a DEAD SKULL on me is least the best thing to do! You know why? Slendermans my bro. And jeff the killer is my uncle! And you know the rake…Hes my pet! So you dare! Send A Deadskull on me!…YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! P.s. Slenderman sends his regards!
Okay..What is my favorite animal?
Well that wouldn’t effect my life in anyway, mainly because I am Mrs. Creepypasta.
I know of something more terrifying than a dead skull…a living one???
HAI JENNYCAT IZ WATCHING YOU
ten out of ten for brilliance
I AM LOOKING AT YOU
BUT WHO WAS BATHROOM?
My favorite animal is Mr. Widemouth.
This gives me the confidence to write my own Pasta.. and not worry about it sucking.
BUT THEN WHO WAS MIRROR???
So I heard U luv watching naked people taking showers.
So that’s YOU always staring at me through the bathroom window at night. Poor uncle Herbert. I always blamed him.
WAIT YOU SAW ME WHEN I WAS IN THE BATHROOM?
AWNSER MAH QUESITION! (wrong spell dude?)
what my dog name..
what my big bro name..
what my another big bro name..
what my best friend name..
what my friend name..
what of the best game i played..
what are my best thing…
wait then whos my favorite animialwaz?
FAKE! You’re not really Going to kill me, otherwise you would have alre
Hey you guys, I’ve deleveloped a little follow up to this, if it gets accepted, lookout for it…
*casually glances at the prop Halloween skull on my desk*
*glares right back at him*
ya right whats mine.Hmmmmm you’ll never know becuaze it’s a least comen
i’m willing to bet this guy talks like Skelator from the He-Man cartoon
o.O, you do know it’s supposed to be stupid you know?
This was horrible. Just awful. This deserves crappypasta. I mean, all caps is bad to begin with, but the lack of punctuation and the grammar were horrible. The storyline was even worse.
Do. Not. Write. Again.
My seven-year-old brother could write a better horror story. And English is his worst subject.
dude, that was the point
LOL, english is my best subject.
I’ve submitted a pasta based on his work derpbutt, and don’t worry. I sent him an email he’s totally fine with it. :D
Thanks derpbutt. Is there a comment section or email adress on that website?
I’m fairly certain that this was written by the guy who runs bogleech.com – I think he contributed a few parodypastas, DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD was his doing as well.
Who wrote this derpbutt? (or anyone?) I really wanna find out to ask them something.
How is this creepy?
DEAD SKULL is clearly Santa Claus.
OH LAWDY LAWDDD!
What the heck are you talking about, Seriously looking at people in the bath room just feels wrong. WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY, A STALKER?
NOT IN THE BATH ROOM
IT EVEN KNOWS MY FAVORITE ANIMAL :O
CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL IS COOL
Boarding up my windows and buying chain mail pajamas. I am terrified.
But who said I use the bathroom? you pedophile. Also, I hate you Bogleech.
Can you say, “Weaksauce”
Wow this is terrible! Yet still somehow not as unsettling as “Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull”. That skull made me cry alot more.
I have to say that this is one of the scariest things I’ve ever read. I mean….did you READ THE END!?! “I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!” Scarrrrryyyyyy….I like it. It’s cutely obvious. I love stories that are stupid. LOLLLL
ONCE THERE WAS BARNACLE THAT WAS SO VERY MUCH UGLYNESS THAT EVERY BODY DIED. THE END. AND IT GOT A BOY AND A DOG. AND THERE WAS A DEAD SKULL THAT WALKED UP TO A SEA CUCUMBER AND SAID “WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS ENENAMIES???” AND POTATOES ARE DEFINITELY NOT ROUND. AT ALL. Ok, i am the master of creepypasta now, cuz i have a caps lock button and bad grammar. too bad i used too much punctuation and correct spelling. i mean, this is the internet, after all…
I simply cannot take this seriously.
so there a skull that watches me take a shit…thats nice
You know I bet Candlejack would just lov
OMG IM SO SCARED NOW I CANT VEEN GO TO SLEEP!!!!
But seriously, wtf.
after reading this pasta… and the first15 or so comments… i had one thought… da fuq did i just read._.
Let the uncontrollable laughter begin…
I feel like this is a little kid’s excuse for why the lamp broke while he was home alone.
MY GOD I KNOW WHO PHONE OS NOW!!!! ITS DEAD SKULL!!
Fake and gay.
LOL. You sir, need a Medal :D
ME KNOWS UR FAVORATE ANIMAL!!!
U SUCK DEAD SKULL
lol, let\’s take this completely seriously and quit creepypasta, you guise.
it takes serious smarts to write something this caps locks-y.
lol, let’s take this completely seriously and quit creepypasta, you guise.
it takes serious smarts to write something this caps locks-y.
THEN WHO WAS ME?
This isn’t scary in the least, at most it is a stupid child’s tale to frighten his friends.
wtf did i just read??
What is this I don’t even
“I ain’t afraid of no skulls. Come to the bathroom with me, I’ll fuck one of your eye sockets and put a fetus in your brain cavity, making you a “life skull” and destroying you via paradox.”
You, sir, have just won the internet.
Truly terrifying, I’m not sleeping tonight.
Uh… Oookaayyy… Rating: -x/10
Fail. Bathroom is one word.
The Dead Skull haunted me until I started fucking with your pots and pans. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BREAK FREE!!!
But…i\’m the dead skull too! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
I SHAT DEAD SKULLS
I thought that all skulls are dead. Well I guess I was wrong
Oh Hai Der. :3
dis is well kwl bbz.
Mah name is nomfred Mcnom n I cum frm Nomville.
I Likez 2 nom teh nommy stuff. :3
bcoz I am a nommer n its wut I do.
It’s a way of life n stuff yknow dnt get all judgemental k?
Dead Skull…you’re an asshole.
Sounds like my older brother
disregard that i love cocks
COCK OMM NOMM NOMM
This is creepypasta. Please, go post on /b/.
To the others,
QUIT FEEDING THE TROLL
Damn, and I thought there were better places to troll than creepypasta.
Are you the perverted little brother I didn’t even know I had?
Story – Funny
Comments – Hilarious!
This fails so much….That it owns.
oh whose told yu mah fav animlle? :( :( :(
This is worse than that heron-
OH SHIT MY POTS AND PANS
0/10 I found it hard to force myself to read this all the way through. The grammatical errors and use of long words to distract the reader from how bad the story was is pretty annoying. I didn’t like how it ended abruptly leaving the reader hanging with unanswered questions. The author never clearly states who is the “dead skull”. Unsatisfactory.
hahaha I’ve been laughing for so long at this and all the comments, especially the serious ones XD
I’ll admit it, I laughed like a little retard at the pasta, but I was fucking GIGGLING like a nine-year-old GIRL at the comments.
i love how the main threat was that i would be framed for breaking something.
i like turtles ;)
Dear God, ITS EVIL KNOWS NO BOUNDS
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. don’t come to my bathroom again.
HAHAHA THIS GUY ARE SICK
BUT OH MY GOD.
WAT IS MY LIFE
MY COCK IS NO LONGER PROTECT
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
OMG OMIGAD SOOOOOOOOOO SCARYYYYYYYY I PISSSED MYSELFFFF!
You can’t get a… Boner-*
Why’d you have to watch me in the bathroom?! That’s rude! Dx
Besides, you’re a skull, you can’t get a… Bone- SHUT UP.
This is the best pasta ever made btw cx
DAMN SKULL BROKE STUFF AND MADE A MESS OF MY POTS AND PANS
This was terrible. No suspense, no plot, fucking nothing. There weren’t even any characters, aside from the “Dead Skull”, who we never learn anything of. No name, motivation, childhood, nothing. It was written in all caps too, because a fucking moron wrote it. This shit is why I sometimes never want to even read again.
i am the dead skull. i am gray and dead. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pastas i will fly into your kitchen tonight and break your dads coffee mug.
This is the best pasta I’ve ever seen. 10/10, man. I can clearly see the effort you put into this, and guess what? It paid off<3
CHUCK D. HEAD?
dead skull saw my penis : (
PLEASE STOP KNOWING MY FAVORITE ANIMAL SO I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT
THIS STORY IS SOOO SEXY, ESPECIALLY THE SHOWER PART.
RAPIST STALKER SKULL. >.<
Dead skull. As opposed to…?
I came loads
HOLY GOD DAMN I AM FREIGHT-
As opposed to the Living skull
OH FCUK JESUS FUCK IT’S AFTER ME
“I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL”
I thought that one was a nice touch – like that is a critical fact or something! lmao….
SON OF A /B/-
AND THEN A SKELETON JUMPED OUT!
I don’t know how some of you can live life without a sense of humor.
I LOL’d for a good few seconds when I read this the first time.
Finally, a good pasta! I loved the build up, but the ending went too fast after the climax.
I SHAT BRICKS.
AHH WHAT THE FUCK?! CONSTANT CAPS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
SRSLY WHEN YOU PUSH THIS BUTTON ITS STUCK FOREVER
Oh no not in the bathroom! Whatever am I to do?
i want more like this so ridiculously funny
more pastas like this please!
a dead skull popped out of my closet!
Jeez, I think someone shut off my radio, because i can’t get any signal. Every channel on TV has that skull now. It’s popping up on every website I visit, and I’m scared to leave the house.
OH GOD NOOOOOOOO
MAKE IT STOP
FOR THE FUCKING LOVE OF GOD MAKE IT STOP
It’s all over these webpages. I think this skull thing is in my computer. I saw it on TV. It was on like, 30 different channels. No sound, just rotating skull
also, the floating skulls gave me a fucking seizure when i was reading the “you’re not scared” story and accidentally scrolled down too quickly. Fucking skulls.
MY DEAD SKULLS BRING THEM ALL TO THE YARD, DAMN RIGHT.
THEN WHO WAS FAVORITE ANIMAL
Funny thing, I’ve never come across a _living_ skull.
NEW FAVORITE PASTA?
I THINK SO.
i think i broke that thing that i was blamed for D:
This… was such a beautiful pasta :'(
man that waz scary!! na jkez lame 1 out of ten no no no!! 2 out of ten 4 effort.
BUT WHO WAS-HEY!
STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY BATHROOM.
BUT WHO WAS SECRETS
WOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOW THAT FAIILLLEEEEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG. D; I DON’T THINK I CAN EVER SLEEP AGAIN BECAUSE I KNOW THE DEAD SKULL’LL BE WATCHING ME. DX
Dead Skull was phone.
>Implying i have a bathroom
THAT IS BATSHIT INSANE.
I’M NEVER GOING TO SLEEP EVER AGAIN. EVAR.
OH WOW I NEARLY SHIT MY PANTS , THAT WAS SO SCARY /sobs
OH NO, DONT TELL MY MOM I BROKE SOMETHING
THEN WHO WAS POORLY ANIMATED GIF
>:( how dare you peep on me!
*crushes skull with sledgehammer*
You are my hero.
NO MOAR BATHROOM
I wrote this before I ever wrote Day of All the Blood, Wombat :(
Stupid and unfunny. Day of all the Blood was shit tons better.
pathetic attempt at another “who was phone” or “the day of blood.”
not funny, not creepy (of course) and just full of failure.
SOMEONE TRAPPED ME IN THEIR CABINETS AND I CAN’T GET OUT
IMA GO AND SAVE DA INTERWEBS FROM DEADSKULL
I showed this to my 4 year old brother and he freaked the fuck out.
What do you mean “who wrote this?” I wrote it, it says so. I’ve written numerous joke pastas.
I will never go away JCMichaels. I will write 4000 storys for you.
Guys this isn’t funny. I keep seeing that spinning skull animation everywhere now. Who wrote this?
Bel-Air was funny. Heron was funny. Blatantly stupid pastas aren’t entertaining anymore, guys. It’s done. We get it. You’re witty. You’re edgy. Please go away now.
lol people whining about stories on the Internet;
btw, YES, DEAD SKULL WAS PHONE
Ensuing Chaos: Hilarious…
Aaaaaaaaand I now want to kill a baby. :D
I am taking time to mention that Feaster of Fear is a dumb retard if he thinks the Electric Boogaloo joke is just a Kingdom of Loathing reference and not a reference to Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo—the Electric Boogaloo joke on naming sequels has been done many times before in the past a long time ago and not originally a reference to Kingdom of Loathing
That was the most beautiful piece of text I’ve ever readi n a while.
lol. Bogleech! I feel your pain sir.
BOGLEECH IS MY INVISIBLE GUARDIAN ANGEL FOR CERIUS.
DEAD SKULL WAS PHONE.
presidential fail. bogleech i see that you are trying to jab at…overzealous uhh commentators, b-b-b-but this is just awful. im not (and never have) complaining about bad grammer, length, etc., im just annoyed that they actually put this sort of…..choice writing… on the front page of a site thats supposed to be about scary stories.
and i must disagree with your idea that writers see audience as a distant second. throughout my many years of school that each piece of writing was written in different styles so that the audience would understand it. if writers only wrote for themselves then there would be no good literature.
in my new book “The Whi…BLACK House” i wrote in a way to direct the more suspicious of me people into becoming mindless sla…i mean helpful supporters.
this is obama signing off, PIECE NIGGA
DIS SCARED MEH SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BITCHES DON’T KNOW ABOUT MY DEAD SKULL
No, I wrote it and the original point of it was to sound somewhat realistically like a bad pasta written by a little kid. I did a series of them! Submitting them here, however, was a jab against the whiny commentators who plague virtually EVERY pasta.
BUT WHO WAS LIVE SKULL?
The comments on here are funnier than this “satire” pasta. Maybe that’s the point of it?
I thought I was one of the only ones here NOT being obnoxiously srz bznz.
I can tell you’re a Republican, which is much funnier than the story. :P
. . . . . .
Parody it may be, stupid it is.
I AM WATCHING EVERY ONE WHO WHINED ABOUT THIS IN THE BATH ROOM.
BUT THE SCARY PART IS YOU ARE DEAD SKULL!
hmmm a week has passed…no new creepypasta
ITT BOGLEECH THINKS INTERNETS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
ALSO CREEPYPASTA IS DEAD
THEN WHO WAS ME?
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
well isn’t that a kick in the crotch
I’m inclined to wonder why anybody thinks that making it look like I suck cocks is going to be relevant here. Whether or not I engage in regular fellatio shouldn’t have any impact on the value of my opinion. IT’S CALLED TOLERANTSE!!!!!! UR UNTOLERANT! MY APINION IS STILL GOOD EVEN WITH
DICKSE IN MY MOUTH
this is so scary i that cries!
Also, I suck cocks.
bogleech you’re my hero please let me bear your glorious children
I find myself less annoyed with the joke pasta that was posted than I do with the idea that for over a week there has been no updates >>
I’m sure the host is incredibly busy or there is a general lack of uploaded pasta but seriously?
PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG INCOMING
Bogleech – I dont particularly care if this was meant to be a joke, a mockery, or whatever… I get that this was done to make fun of the overly picky people with stupidly high standards, and while it probably hit the mark for you given the reactions you have gotten, for the rest of us… its just not funny.
I like tongue in cheek humor, but this was just way off the mark. It made me groan and want to beat my head against a wall after I read it in attempts to purge my brain of it.
No, its not right that so many people nitpick and bitch about the stories when the site is free… but at the same time, is it so bad to want SOME quality?
Disregard Bogleech, he eats cocks.
I won’t complain. Theholders could use some more attention, tbh. Say that those stories are boring and i will dead skull fuck you.
this just means i gotta finally get around to writing something now to help in the quest for creepypasta.
I take it Bogleech has been reading Ayn Rand as of late.
Ok Ok… disregard that, I SUCK BIG, MIGHTY COCKS.
…….YOUR ARE THE FART FOREVER!!!
My attempt at a joke was great and YOU’RRE the fart mr. poupou!!!!1! !!!
What about the living skull!? D: D:D:
I came back to see if maybe I had been wrong about leaving…then saw this awful attempt at a joke and realized your site is fucking dead. Put a headstone on it, mark it with flowers. Garbage and more garbage.
I wash my hands of creepypasta, and fart in it’s general direction.
THIS ISN’T HOMESTAR AFTER ALL. THIS IS A DEAD GUY, MY NAME IS DEAD GUY PEREZ.
FUCK YOU, I KNEW I DIDN’T BURN DOWN MY HOUSE.
ITT people who can’t take a fucking joke.
HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Mr – Uno: no no, fuck YOU. I wrote a bunch of these for fun over on my own site out of boredome, they’re not meant to be anything other than a terrible mockery of creepypasta tropes, and submitting them here is nothing other than a mockery of people like yourself who fag up this site and trash poor Phone because your standards are so pretentiously high that you have to complain about this completely free website for archiving a variety of pastas for a variety of purposes and tastes. You and the other crybabies here are the only thing to ever bring down the site’s quality, not any of the stories.
You fucking bitch like SERIOUS BIDNESS when a pasta is too short, too long, too wordy, not wordy enough, too vague, too descriptive, too weird, too generic, and even have the audacity to attempt legitimate critique when, newsflash, none of us fucking care about you. You don’t do us a favor by commenting or even by reading. We writers write for ourselves first, an audience a distant second. We’re not trying to make money off this shit, we’re just having fun. We do YOU a favor by offering any of it for your entertainment. You are nothing. You are our little meaningless peons.
AND WE ARE IN YOUR HOUSE AND WE ARE DEAD.
MAYBE EVEN TWO OF THEM.
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
Son, I am disappoint.
I won’t be able to sleep tonight!!!!!!!!!!
Who….who IS the Dead Skull? Why are there four of them? I….I can’t live with this on my mind….I’m going to do it…..Hand me the gun……Turn away.
SAMA SHUT UP THIS IS SERIOUSPASTA AS IN SERIOUSLY TERRIBLE
DAY OF ALL BLOOD was sooooooooo much better. This one tried too hard.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I have to laugh out loud at all the people who say that this pasta is bad, or has terrible grammar.
Ever heard of a parody? It’s not serious, you fucktards, it’s a joke. God damn.
WHY IS THERE SHIT IN MY PASTA?
IF YOU WERE DEAD SKULL, THEN WHO WAS MIRROR?
Oh Goddess I puked from fear! Fuuuuck!
(Also, so many ragers on this website)
LOL reaper doesn’t know what a parody is. I am pretty sure I’m not an asshole, but I already know you’re that and more :)
Made my day. Nuff said.
satire means to ridicule the vice or folly, ridiculing doesnt require wit as you have so blatantly proven.
id like to see you write a story that doesnt get insulted
@everyone who thinks this is funny or scary
this is creepypasta not fucktards-play-with-computers-pasta
i regret to inform you that you suck at picking pastas.
I have an overly high opinion of myself.
OH MY GAWD I SEE THEM.
This website has gone extremely downhill if they allow this kind of bullshit to make it on the front page. Whoever wrote it was an asshole, who ever approved it was a complete retard fuck, and everyone that thinks this is funny is a Democrat.
NO! Nothing will ever be even close to DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD.
I thought it was just creepy before, but then I got to the last line and went “NO NO NO FUCK I’M TERRIFIED”!
OMG you know all my secrets??? No wai!!! Oh, btw say hi to ur mom mr dead skull.
NUUUU! SCARRY SPINING SKUL NOZ MAH FAV AMINAL IS PFARGTL! :O :O :O :O :O
Bricks were shat. Then I cried myself to sleep. Then I had a nightmare. This pasta was too damn scary for me…I might kill myself if I didn’t know that DEAD SKULL would keep me alive just to toment me…I break out in a cold sweat and am paralysed with fear at the mere thought of going to the bathroom.
THEN WHO WAS BEST PASTA ON THIS SITE?
Gegner: since I asked the site moderator to add skulls to it
I know this is meant o be a joke… but… I still think it’s sad that the state of creepypasta affairs has come to this.
great, just great. now i’m gonna be up all night. happy?
This is beautiful.
Submit this to every writing journal in the country.
this is so full of fuckin win that i actually pissed myself. like…actually-pissed-myself laughing. winwinwin
lol gegner can’t live without a for-real serious creepypasta every single day and HOW DARE U deny him that!
Stexem, you are for serious the best commenter ever I love you so hard right now thanks <3
what the hell….
WHY IS THIS EVEN UP HERE
dear mr. uno, noone, katie, YOURMOM,
n. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
So you made us wait 6 days for a new pasta, then couldn’t find one, so you made up this bullshit?
creepypasta.com i am disappoint
Oh Scythemantis, first day of all the blood now this.
Why not write a little story about some of the parasites you know so well.
HAHAHA oh wow…
“MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU.”
^ That, not joking, scared the hell out of me.
If this is another Violent Harvest’s story, he improved greatly.
It’s things like this that have made me check creepypasta less and less over the past months. CP has truly gone the route of SNL at this point: wonderful and original, then repetitive but still entertaining, to outright schlock and diaper stains. At least the links still lead to places that actually deliver with something at least slightly unsettling, as opposed to completely painful and pointless.
Also, animated gifs? Seriously? When did CP become a Geocities or Angelfire site?
GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like how it took a dozen comments or so before the retardoids came out of the woodwork with their inability to get jokes and their delusion that creepypasta.com owes them anything. YOU PEOPLE ARE NOTHING TO US.
This is a perfect creepypasta. It’s bold capital letters grab the reader’s attention. It then directly challenges the reader’s skepticism, and asserts that it’s not like any other mere ghost story. While this kick-ass, take-no-prisoners attitude may be too jarring for some, I find it to be refreshingly different from most everyday boring creepypastas. A pasta that has you falling asleep in the middle of it isn’t scary at all.
“THE DEAD SKULL” slowly builds suspense and even threatens the reader. I was petrified to discover that it held so much power over me. It knew everything about it, it could watch me whenever it wished, and it could even do things and make me seem like the culprit. It could take over my life if it wanted to. But I was most shocked when it revealed that it was, in fact, a DEAD SKULL.
This is just…. no… just no.
I agree with Lestat, just irritating. And very, very sad.
Please, for the love of all things creepy, never post anything like this again… I BEG you…
(WAY DA STORY COUD BE BETTER OK?)
OK SO YOUR WALKI ANROWN AND THEN IT IS THIS AN WEN IT WAS ALLEY, AN A WOMEN COMS UP AN SHE SEAD THET SHE’S YOURE WIFE, AND YOUR LIKE “i DUN’T EVEN HAVE ANY WIFE, AND THEN YOU THINK AN YOU CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING RITE, AN YOU FIND A NOTE AN IT SAS
“BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?
I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!”
AN YOU THINK ITS STUPID AN LIED BUT THEN YOU SEE YOUR COCK WHITE BODY AND YOU ARE THE DEAD SKULL!
Neither creepy, nor funny. Just irritating.
really? are people that uncreative to make up crap like this? >:l u people in haiti cry
fave ever wow u guiz
AND THEN A SKELETON POPS OUT!
I love how these come along now and again n change the tempo thumbs up tbh made me lol.
This reminds me of the day of all the blood.
umm…was this supposed to be scary?
ALMOST AS GOOD AS “DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD”
BUT NOT QUITE
This was really stupid it wasnt anything not creepy or scary or anything it was just WTF? Terrible pasta i’m sorry i just speak my mind!
I’m shaking in my skin right now.
I think I might have nightmares…
That’s it I’m out. I’ve put up with some shitty pastas but this one just crossed the line. I officially quit the internet.
I took this story very seriously and am leaving a sarcastic remark on it.
HOW DID THIS GET HERE
OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
Fucking pervert stay away from my bathroom!
THEN WHO WAS BATHROOM
OH GOD I SHAT THE GREAT WALL.
you guys this can’t be true right? kinda spooky though.
THEN WHO WAS FAVOURITE ANIMAL?
DEAD SKULL KNOWS FAVORITE ANIMAL?
AHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH!
I’LL NEVER SHUT MY EYES AGAIIIN!
btw is there such a thing as a live skull?
I didn’t know skulls could be alive too…what if I found a live skull? could that kill off the dead skull? or would the dead skull just eat the live skull’s brains?
BUT THEN WHO WAS AUTHOR OF UNFUNNY CAPSLOCK PASTA?
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
Way, way, WAY scarier than the last one.
>Implying that I use the bathroom.
Well, I’m not sleeping tonight.
BUT THAN WHO WAS SKULL?
Hi, I am the dead skull I have 4 lesser known brothers Steve, bill, kyle, and Riley
there are 9 -_- of us
Or are there?
There are over 9000 of you o3o
ITS OK BECAUSE I DONT AFRAID OF ANYTHING
You don’t afraid. Is grammar even taught where you live?
YOU SON OF A B–
YOU SON OF A B–
WOW…..I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER BEEN STARVED THIS BADLY.
ALSO, DON’T THINK THAT I DIDN’T CATCH THAT REFERENCE NARIS. KINGDOM OF LOATHING’S “DISCO BANDIT” CLASS SKILL
Agreed with Naris
OH NOES. DONT BREAK THINGS DEAD SKULL PLZ
BUT MY HOUSE IS CHILD PROOF.
I HAVE SPINNING SKULLS AND BAD GRAMMAR, CAN I WIN YET?
I WILL NEVER BATH ROOM AGAIN
DAY OF ALL BLOOD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
MOTHER OF GOD
Anyone have to look around your room for hidden cameras? Anyone?
OH HAI DEAD SKULL!
AH! AH! AHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!
THEN WHO WAS YOU?
Im me, who r u, thn wait, who is deadskull and who am i?
THEN WHO WAS DEAD SKULL?
I AM GOOD AT STORY BECAUSE I HAVE COPS LOCK.
AND THEN KILLED YOU
Hey guys am i doin it rite??
DAT SHIT IS HOTT!!!
The only reason I gave your ******** (< insulting word… I can be nice sometimes (: )comment a thumbs up is because your username made me laugh. I'm not even sure if I should have though…
THERE! ARE! FOUR! DEAD SKULLS!
Yes there are
How did you know??
Remember we will all break a lamp or something and BLAME YOU…. Mwahaha
remember i can break things and blame them on you…… mwahaha
=_= too many dead skulls
Way to many of us -_-
you have no idea -_-
dude u guys REALY have no idea>_<
So many dead skulls
Maybe we shoudl change our names to like… i dont know something other tha Dead Skull people might get confused
I’m the Dead Skull who is too obsessed with DBZ. Why you ask? BECAUSE I’M OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very who was
The Cardassians really got carried away this time, Jean-Luc
well there you have it.
also bad grammar, story, etc. because that’s all i read into instead of enjoying the story
CAPS LOCK FOR CRUIS- OH SHIT BUT WHO WAS- *shot*
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I’ve seen you poop, dude.
I get it my skull is dead
BUT WHO WAS DEAD SKULL REALLY
I was dead skull!!
Your awsome bro i respect you
omg you actually got ths name !!
i read a creepypasta where you were acttually dead skull, anyone know the name?