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The Dead Skull



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I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?

I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!

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395 thoughts on “The Dead Skull”

  1. I know this was meant to be a parody (I also know that this comment is very late; I started reading all the Creepypasta stories from oldest to newest a couple of years ago, and have made slow progress due to having more important things to do), but I just feel like this story tries too mimic or exaggerate Creepypasta clichés without successfully mocking them; I would prefer some wit or subtlety or maybe even a diss (calling other readers, myself and/or other writers losers, perhaps). Caps-Lock does not help, either.

  2. You could change the last line to “I AM YOUR BRATTY LITTLE BROTHER” and it would still make complete sense, and be just as scary

  3. You can break what ever you want I don’t care I’m a rebel just don’t break my piano or keyboard and if you see me all the time than what does my birth mom and dad look like how many brothers and disasters do I have

  4. Oh no what ever you do don’t break the tree in the backyard that I have been meaning to chop down and blame it on me ^°^

  5. My good sir, may I please congratulate you for creating one of the best – nay, the best story I have ever read. This pasta gave me chills that I’ve never had before and I’ve been on this website many times.

    Firstly, I must applaud you on your near-perfect use of the English language. Your use of extra capitals and punctuation added a delicious exoticness to your pasta, something that so many other writers have tried to accomplish and failed to achieve. However, it deeply pains me to inform you that your writing skills are not yet as immaculate as shown in the legendary “WHO WAS PHONE”. Therefore, I respectfully suggest that you use that pasta as somewhat of a guide to ensure even better writing in the future.

    As for the pasta itself, “THE DEAD SKULL” was both terrifying and imaginative. There was many a-time where I actually had to stop reading and make sure that the DEAD SKULL was no-where to be found. When it was revealed that the ghastly thing knows all my secrets and – heaven forbid – what my favourite animal is, a frightened gasp escaped my throat. When the DEAD SKULL malevolently suggested breaking one of my household’s possessions and blaming the damage on me, I almost screamed and fell off my chair, my eyes darting from side to side as I scanned the room for any suspicious activity. Pray tell me: what evil force could think of something as horrific as the ideas described above?

    All in all, “THE DEAD SKULL” is a modern masterpiece that I’m sure will be discussed by future generations for many years to come. I myself have often thought about publishing a couple of pastas, but this has severely decreased my confidence, for how will I ever be able to compare?

    Bravo, sir. Bravo!

  6. dead skull#6667744773345377754775456743258899097643214678986543357909864224780097531267899764212466790065321467888666566543236787653158998754458997553377865565346788888888877757777443383877774477777334636;5437&68384797437974589855679967888776543323567

    WE ARE THE TRUE EVIL, MUHAHAHAHA

  7. Mrs. Slendy the Killer-ette Widemouth-Bigelsteine

    oHMYGOD
    OH DEAR GOD
    PLEASE
    NO
    DEAD SKULL PLEASE DON’T
    NOOO
    YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE ANIMAL
    OH GOD
    I simply do not understand why this is not the highest-rated pasta of all time. I’m not going to be able to sleep/go to the bathroom/think about my favorite animal for days.

  8. No such thing as a dead skull. You can be a skull with no body or neck to be on. Or even a skull inside a dead head. But skulls could not live on their own. Plus if they could they wouldn’t die because you would have no room for a soul and the bones would break too easy for skull s to live. Sorry to be a child party pooper but your story is stupid and is too short to be a so called STORY your story sucks

  9. What the heck are you typing with? seriously, if this story is going to keep me awake at night, its because Im wondering about that.

  10. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE USERNAME!

    Check out the origin to this chilling tale! Its called, ‘The Origin.’
    (How original.)

  11. Pickachubloodonthedancefloor

    Lolz ur funny dead skull WAIT! You seen meh nakedz! Fuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk shit you saw ma naked ass e_e someone’s just made ma kill list!

  12. WOW really that`s some cliched crap how did you get on creepy pasta? not crappy pasta no offense anyway IMPOSSIBRU MY HOME IS GAURDED BY SECURITY GUARDS WITH 9mm`S AND M4A1`S PLUS I HAVE SNIPERS IN TOWERS AND I DONT HAVE AIR VENTS OR WINDOWS IN MY BATHROOM SEE THERE! sorry for caps

  13. Idk how the BLEEP this was accepted. I have seen lots of skulls. I HAVE A FREAKING BRAIN MODEL WITH SKULLS. Also, skulls cant type.

  14. To be honest, I’ve never really been into stuff that’s scary or twisted. It’s always seemed to scare me. I know that I’m 14 and I should have lost my fear of things about a year ago, but some of the paranormal stories I’ve read or seen on YouTube have given me an interest, but also nightmares. CreepyPasta is definetly the best website about paranormal things. I relly enjoy it :)

  15. Exscuse me good sir! May i say that sending a DEAD SKULL on me is least the best thing to do! You know why? Slendermans my bro. And jeff the killer is my uncle! And you know the rake…Hes my pet! So you dare! Send A Deadskull on me!…YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! P.s. Slenderman sends his regards!

  16. AWNSER MAH QUESITION! (wrong spell dude?)
    what my dog name..
    what my big bro name..
    what my another big bro name..
    what my best friend name..
    what my friend name..
    what of the best game i played..
    what are my best thing…

  17. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE USERNAME!

    Hey you guys, I’ve deleveloped a little follow up to this, if it gets accepted, lookout for it…

  18. This was horrible. Just awful. This deserves crappypasta. I mean, all caps is bad to begin with, but the lack of punctuation and the grammar were horrible. The storyline was even worse.
    Do. Not. Write. Again.
    My seven-year-old brother could write a better horror story. And English is his worst subject.

  19. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE USERNAME!

    I’ve submitted a pasta based on his work derpbutt, and don’t worry. I sent him an email he’s totally fine with it. :D

  20. I’m fairly certain that this was written by the guy who runs bogleech.com – I think he contributed a few parodypastas, DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD was his doing as well.

  21. What the heck are you talking about, Seriously looking at people in the bath room just feels wrong. WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY, A STALKER?
    -_-

  22. Yargon Gabargon

    Wow this is terrible! Yet still somehow not as unsettling as “Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull”. That skull made me cry alot more.

  23. I have to say that this is one of the scariest things I’ve ever read. I mean….did you READ THE END!?! “I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!” Scarrrrryyyyyy….I like it. It’s cutely obvious. I love stories that are stupid. LOLLLL

  24. ONCE THERE WAS BARNACLE THAT WAS SO VERY MUCH UGLYNESS THAT EVERY BODY DIED. THE END. AND IT GOT A BOY AND A DOG. AND THERE WAS A DEAD SKULL THAT WALKED UP TO A SEA CUCUMBER AND SAID “WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE, WHO NEEDS ENENAMIES???” AND POTATOES ARE DEFINITELY NOT ROUND. AT ALL. Ok, i am the master of creepypasta now, cuz i have a caps lock button and bad grammar. too bad i used too much punctuation and correct spelling. i mean, this is the internet, after all…

  25. after reading this pasta… and the first15 or so comments… i had one thought… da fuq did i just read._.

  26. lol, let\’s take this completely seriously and quit creepypasta, you guise.

    it takes serious smarts to write something this caps locks-y.

  27. lol, let’s take this completely seriously and quit creepypasta, you guise.

    it takes serious smarts to write something this caps locks-y.

  28. “I ain’t afraid of no skulls. Come to the bathroom with me, I’ll fuck one of your eye sockets and put a fetus in your brain cavity, making you a “life skull” and destroying you via paradox.”

    You, sir, have just won the internet.

  29. Oh Hai Der. :3
    dis is well kwl bbz.
    Mah name is nomfred Mcnom n I cum frm Nomville.
    I Likez 2 nom teh nommy stuff. :3
    bcoz I am a nommer n its wut I do.
    It’s a way of life n stuff yknow dnt get all judgemental k?
    kthxbye >:3
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo <3

  30. Snobbysnobberson

    0/10 I found it hard to force myself to read this all the way through. The grammatical errors and use of long words to distract the reader from how bad the story was is pretty annoying. I didn’t like how it ended abruptly leaving the reader hanging with unanswered questions. The author never clearly states who is the “dead skull”. Unsatisfactory.

    jk

  31. I’ll admit it, I laughed like a little retard at the pasta, but I was fucking GIGGLING like a nine-year-old GIRL at the comments.

  32. OSHI-
    Why’d you have to watch me in the bathroom?! That’s rude! Dx
    Besides, you’re a skull, you can’t get a… Bone- SHUT UP.

    This is the best pasta ever made btw cx
    15/10

  33. This was terrible. No suspense, no plot, fucking nothing. There weren’t even any characters, aside from the “Dead Skull”, who we never learn anything of. No name, motivation, childhood, nothing. It was written in all caps too, because a fucking moron wrote it. This shit is why I sometimes never want to even read again.

    2/10.

  34. i am the dead skull. i am gray and dead. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pastas i will fly into your kitchen tonight and break your dads coffee mug.

  35. Omigosh.

    This is the best pasta I’ve ever seen. 10/10, man. I can clearly see the effort you put into this, and guess what? It paid off<3

  36. “I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL”

    I thought that one was a nice touch – like that is a critical fact or something! lmao….

  37. I don’t know how some of you can live life without a sense of humor.

    I LOL’d for a good few seconds when I read this the first time.

  38. AHH WHAT THE FUCK?! CONSTANT CAPS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    SRSLY WHEN YOU PUSH THIS BUTTON ITS STUCK FOREVER

  39. Jeez, I think someone shut off my radio, because i can’t get any signal. Every channel on TV has that skull now. It’s popping up on every website I visit, and I’m scared to leave the house.

  40. It’s all over these webpages. I think this skull thing is in my computer. I saw it on TV. It was on like, 30 different channels. No sound, just rotating skull

  41. CAPSLOCKTASTIC!

    also, the floating skulls gave me a fucking seizure when i was reading the “you’re not scared” story and accidentally scrolled down too quickly. Fucking skulls.

  42. the dead skull is stupid :D

    OH WOW I NEARLY SHIT MY PANTS , THAT WAS SO SCARY /sobs

    .___.

    OH NO, DONT TELL MY MOM I BROKE SOMETHING

  43. pathetic attempt at another “who was phone” or “the day of blood.”

    not funny, not creepy (of course) and just full of failure.

  44. What do you mean “who wrote this?” I wrote it, it says so. I’ve written numerous joke pastas.

    I will never go away JCMichaels. I will write 4000 storys for you.

  45. Bel-Air was funny. Heron was funny. Blatantly stupid pastas aren’t entertaining anymore, guys. It’s done. We get it. You’re witty. You’re edgy. Please go away now.

  46. I am taking time to mention that Feaster of Fear is a dumb retard if he thinks the Electric Boogaloo joke is just a Kingdom of Loathing reference and not a reference to Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo—the Electric Boogaloo joke on naming sequels has been done many times before in the past a long time ago and not originally a reference to Kingdom of Loathing

  47. presidential fail. bogleech i see that you are trying to jab at…overzealous uhh commentators, b-b-b-but this is just awful. im not (and never have) complaining about bad grammer, length, etc., im just annoyed that they actually put this sort of…..choice writing… on the front page of a site thats supposed to be about scary stories.
    and i must disagree with your idea that writers see audience as a distant second. throughout my many years of school that each piece of writing was written in different styles so that the audience would understand it. if writers only wrote for themselves then there would be no good literature.
    in my new book “The Whi…BLACK House” i wrote in a way to direct the more suspicious of me people into becoming mindless sla…i mean helpful supporters.
    this is obama signing off, PIECE NIGGA

  48. No, I wrote it and the original point of it was to sound somewhat realistically like a bad pasta written by a little kid. I did a series of them! Submitting them here, however, was a jab against the whiny commentators who plague virtually EVERY pasta.

  49. This website has gone extremely downhill if they allow this kind of bullshit to make it on the front page. Whoever wrote it was an asshole, who ever approved it was a complete retard fuck, and everyone that thinks this is funny is a Democrat.

    I can tell you’re a Republican, which is much funnier than the story. :P

  50. I’m inclined to wonder why anybody thinks that making it look like I suck cocks is going to be relevant here. Whether or not I engage in regular fellatio shouldn’t have any impact on the value of my opinion. IT’S CALLED TOLERANTSE!!!!!! UR UNTOLERANT! MY APINION IS STILL GOOD EVEN WITH

    999999999999999999999999

    DICKSE IN MY MOUTH

  51. I find myself less annoyed with the joke pasta that was posted than I do with the idea that for over a week there has been no updates >>
    I’m sure the host is incredibly busy or there is a general lack of uploaded pasta but seriously?

  52. Bogleech – I dont particularly care if this was meant to be a joke, a mockery, or whatever… I get that this was done to make fun of the overly picky people with stupidly high standards, and while it probably hit the mark for you given the reactions you have gotten, for the rest of us… its just not funny.

    I like tongue in cheek humor, but this was just way off the mark. It made me groan and want to beat my head against a wall after I read it in attempts to purge my brain of it.

    No, its not right that so many people nitpick and bitch about the stories when the site is free… but at the same time, is it so bad to want SOME quality?

  53. I won’t complain. Theholders could use some more attention, tbh. Say that those stories are boring and i will dead skull fuck you.

  54. I came back to see if maybe I had been wrong about leaving…then saw this awful attempt at a joke and realized your site is fucking dead. Put a headstone on it, mark it with flowers. Garbage and more garbage.

    I wash my hands of creepypasta, and fart in it’s general direction.

  55. Mr – Uno: no no, fuck YOU. I wrote a bunch of these for fun over on my own site out of boredome, they’re not meant to be anything other than a terrible mockery of creepypasta tropes, and submitting them here is nothing other than a mockery of people like yourself who fag up this site and trash poor Phone because your standards are so pretentiously high that you have to complain about this completely free website for archiving a variety of pastas for a variety of purposes and tastes. You and the other crybabies here are the only thing to ever bring down the site’s quality, not any of the stories.

    You fucking bitch like SERIOUS BIDNESS when a pasta is too short, too long, too wordy, not wordy enough, too vague, too descriptive, too weird, too generic, and even have the audacity to attempt legitimate critique when, newsflash, none of us fucking care about you. You don’t do us a favor by commenting or even by reading. We writers write for ourselves first, an audience a distant second. We’re not trying to make money off this shit, we’re just having fun. We do YOU a favor by offering any of it for your entertainment. You are nothing. You are our little meaningless peons.

    AND WE ARE IN YOUR HOUSE AND WE ARE DEAD.

    GOD.

    DAMN.

    SKULLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MAYBE EVEN TWO OF THEM.

  56. I won’t be able to sleep tonight!!!!!!!!!!

    Who….who IS the Dead Skull? Why are there four of them? I….I can’t live with this on my mind….I’m going to do it…..Hand me the gun……Turn away.

    Ka-boomz!!!!

  57. I have to laugh out loud at all the people who say that this pasta is bad, or has terrible grammar.

    Ever heard of a parody? It’s not serious, you fucktards, it’s a joke. God damn.

  58. LOL reaper doesn’t know what a parody is. I am pretty sure I’m not an asshole, but I already know you’re that and more :)

  59. @u-m
    satire means to ridicule the vice or folly, ridiculing doesnt require wit as you have so blatantly proven.

    @whateva
    id like to see you write a story that doesnt get insulted

    @everyone who thinks this is funny or scary

    FUCK YOU
    this is creepypasta not fucktards-play-with-computers-pasta

    @creepypasta
    i regret to inform you that you suck at picking pastas.

  60. This website has gone extremely downhill if they allow this kind of bullshit to make it on the front page. Whoever wrote it was an asshole, who ever approved it was a complete retard fuck, and everyone that thinks this is funny is a Democrat.

  61. Aaah, no!

    I thought it was just creepy before, but then I got to the last line and went “NO NO NO FUCK I’M TERRIFIED”!

  62. Bricks were shat. Then I cried myself to sleep. Then I had a nightmare. This pasta was too damn scary for me…I might kill myself if I didn’t know that DEAD SKULL would keep me alive just to toment me…I break out in a cold sweat and am paralysed with fear at the mere thought of going to the bathroom.

  63. I know this is meant o be a joke… but… I still think it’s sad that the state of creepypasta affairs has come to this.

  64. dear mr. uno, noone, katie, YOURMOM,

    sat·ire (sāt’īr’)
    n. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

  65. So you made us wait 6 days for a new pasta, then couldn’t find one, so you made up this bullshit?

    creepypasta.com i am disappoint

  66. Oh Scythemantis, first day of all the blood now this.
    Why not write a little story about some of the parasites you know so well.

  67. It’s things like this that have made me check creepypasta less and less over the past months. CP has truly gone the route of SNL at this point: wonderful and original, then repetitive but still entertaining, to outright schlock and diaper stains. At least the links still lead to places that actually deliver with something at least slightly unsettling, as opposed to completely painful and pointless.

    Also, animated gifs? Seriously? When did CP become a Geocities or Angelfire site?

  68. I like how it took a dozen comments or so before the retardoids came out of the woodwork with their inability to get jokes and their delusion that creepypasta.com owes them anything. YOU PEOPLE ARE NOTHING TO US.

  69. This is a perfect creepypasta. It’s bold capital letters grab the reader’s attention. It then directly challenges the reader’s skepticism, and asserts that it’s not like any other mere ghost story. While this kick-ass, take-no-prisoners attitude may be too jarring for some, I find it to be refreshingly different from most everyday boring creepypastas. A pasta that has you falling asleep in the middle of it isn’t scary at all.

    “THE DEAD SKULL” slowly builds suspense and even threatens the reader. I was petrified to discover that it held so much power over me. It knew everything about it, it could watch me whenever it wished, and it could even do things and make me seem like the culprit. It could take over my life if it wanted to. But I was most shocked when it revealed that it was, in fact, a DEAD SKULL.

  70. This is just…. no… just no.

    I agree with Lestat, just irritating. And very, very sad.

    Please, for the love of all things creepy, never post anything like this again… I BEG you…

  71. (WAY DA STORY COUD BE BETTER OK?)
    OK SO YOUR WALKI ANROWN AND THEN IT IS THIS AN WEN IT WAS ALLEY, AN A WOMEN COMS UP AN SHE SEAD THET SHE’S YOURE WIFE, AND YOUR LIKE “i DUN’T EVEN HAVE ANY WIFE, AND THEN YOU THINK AN YOU CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING RITE, AN YOU FIND A NOTE AN IT SAS
    “BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU. THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?

    I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!”
    AN YOU THINK ITS STUPID AN LIED BUT THEN YOU SEE YOUR COCK WHITE BODY AND YOU ARE THE DEAD SKULL!

  72. This was really stupid it wasnt anything not creepy or scary or anything it was just WTF? Terrible pasta i’m sorry i just speak my mind!

  73. That’s it I’m out. I’ve put up with some shitty pastas but this one just crossed the line. I officially quit the internet.

  74. I didn’t know skulls could be alive too…what if I found a live skull? could that kill off the dead skull? or would the dead skull just eat the live skull’s brains?

  75. WOW…..I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER BEEN STARVED THIS BADLY.

    ALSO, DON’T THINK THAT I DIDN’T CATCH THAT REFERENCE NARIS. KINGDOM OF LOATHING’S “DISCO BANDIT” CLASS SKILL

    1. WhatDoesTheFoxSay

      The only reason I gave your ******** (< insulting word… I can be nice sometimes (: )comment a thumbs up is because your username made me laugh. I'm not even sure if I should have though…

      1. Dead Skull1000290192109211902478347928374982347218

        Maybe we shoudl change our names to like… i dont know something other tha Dead Skull people might get confused

        1. I’m the Dead Skull who is too obsessed with DBZ. Why you ask? BECAUSE I’M OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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