Super Mario: The Haunted Save
I was bored. I was super duper bored. It was January 4th, and my new years resolution was to finish ALL my video games by today. Now that I have done that, I had no new things to play. All of the sudden, I got an e-mail on my phone. I opened it.
The e-mail had no words in the “from” bar at the top. The subject was “Get old bootleg SNES cartridges! Only in today’s e-auction!” Intrigued at the sound of new video games, I went to the e-auction.
The first few games I had no clue what they were, so I sort of got bored watching the screen. I was about to close the site, when I saw the text saying “Bootleg Super Mario World” pop up. I decided to get it, and won.
2 weeks later, I got the Super Mario World cartridge in the mail. I was, once again intrigued when I saw most of the label was torn off of the cartridge. The only letters not torn off were: U, E, R, M, R, and D. I immediately put all the letters together and tried to think of something. After a while, I came up with one word: MURDER.
Obviously, I still put in the cartridge, something I still regret to this day. Not that I can feel depressed anymore. After all, doesn’t the word on the cartridge say it all? I was going to stop here, but I suppose I can tell you how my fate came to be.
After I put the cartridge in, the game started. Everything looked normal, except that the hills and the clouds had a slight redish tinge to them. I opened the file selection, and there was a save file on the game already. The name of the file was…
SAVE FILE 1!
I bet you weren’t expecting that.
Anyways, I loaded the file, and went to the level with the first yoshi in it. I was walking, and as you may expect, I have played super mario world some form or another, and I know that this wasn’t here. There was A small red hill, with a very dark red pipe on the top. The first thing somebody would think would be “Something in a video game can’t hurt me. It’s just a video game!” Those people can keep believing that.
At that time, I believed that too. so I went down the pipe. I thought it would be some bootleg-glitch secret. But something was wrong when I was falling for around 30 seconds. When I hit the ground, Bowser was there watching me. I was seriously freaked, so I lunged for the power button. all of the sudden, text popped up on the screen saing “You wouldn’t want to do that, would you?” and the power button was deactivated.
Mario and Bowser were on screen, glaring straight at me. More text popped up saying “You want a suprise? Here!” And bowser pulled out a portal gun. (LOL 
) He blasted the floor under me and then he blasted above the lava. You can probably figure out what happened next.
To this day, I am a boo, guarding Bowser Castle. My home is in the 9th room. If any explorer finds my diary, share my story with the world.
-Bowser Castle Boo #453
Super Mario: The Haunted Save,
That was terrible 1/10
I wAnt to punch who ever wrote this in the balls. *Oh wait he’s in a damn Mario cartridge LoL
Lol it was kinda funny
Wtf! I hope u die! This is so fuckin weird, not funny!
Unfunny, not scary, not well written, nothing sticking out from the mass. Would not bang.
sucks crap
New category, travesty pasta, for this pasta has killed many a brain cell.
No no NO!!!!!!!!! Not good at all…..no
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Why the fuck do ALL the new creepy pastas suck DICK now that the site has reopened? Explanation?????
Seriously. Why are the SHITTIEST of all pastas accepted? Who the fuck is LETTING these pastas be accepted to be on the main site? What the hell?
Why can’t the new owners just accept okay->good ones? We don’t need new pastas every damn day. Annoying.
It was a joke
You lost me in the first three sentences. I was bored. Super duper bored.
I really kinda dislike this story, and here’s why: it’s way too rushed, and has no sense whatsoever.
There should have been SO MUCH MORE done with this haunted game. I would’ve loved to read about how all the different worlds looked, how characters had changed to beome ghastly and horrific, etc etc. I was so dissapointed when it was over so quickly.
As far as sense goes, I don’t understand why he was a Boo, and why he was a self aware Boo that had a diary.
Great idea, poorly executed. 4/10
it sucked. if you want to read something else like this, its “ben-haunted majoras mask” or something like that. it came out a while ago, i bet this is a stolen idea from that, anyway
It tasted like someone took a shit in the sauce. -10/10
why are all the other game pastas on crappypasta.com and not this one its not any different from the other ones when you think about it
lol wut
God, that was terrible.
Super FUCKEN terrible
CrackPasta?
Eh, 3/10.
I’m both of the above posters!
An emoticon. Well that really contributed to the story.
I thought it would’ve had some potential.
I was wrong, waste of my time, 0/10
Portal gun? Really? If you’re not taking this seriously, I don’t know how you expect us to.
inb4 you guys are too dumb to realize that something clearly marked ‘parodypasta’ might be a joke
how do you get dressed in the morning without accidentally putting your shoe on head?
or eating breakfast without accidentally stabbing yourself in the eyes while you try to eat cereal with a fork?
srsly that’s the level of retard going on in this comment section right now
sometimes, defensive comments like these make me wonder if its actually the author making like people are sticking up for their terrible story.
parody or not, its a lousy story.
wtf i don’t even
Since when is this a comedy website? Pastas like this should stay in crappypasta.
@ wtf i don’t even
You weren’t inb4. You were inwayafter.
Lol @ the name “Slenderho.”
Portal gun.. in Super Mario World…….really…..-16/10
@Slenderho – parodypastas have been around as long as the creepypasta meme itself, and they’ve been posted on this site since its creation. So since the beginning, to answer your question.
This was cute and it made me chuckle, and for all the crying people some people like to do about their presence, parody pastas tend to be some of the most frequently read and discussed stories on the site. They drive a hell of a lot of traffic to the site, so clearly there is demand for them and we’re not going to shoot ourselves in the foot because some people can’t deal with jokes.
@Simon – We were told when we restarted updates to prepare for the fact that, regardless of the amount of posts we made or frequency/quality of updates, people would complain at us for both posting not enough and for posting too often. Congratulations on fulfilling the last part of the prophecy, it only took what, two months?
In summary: you are not going to enjoy every single creepypasta, because you are human (most likely) and we all enjoy different things. Many times, I post something that I personally didn’t like but my coadmin enjoyed, and vice versa. Or sometimes we’ll post things that we weren’t crazy about, but for whatever reason readers tend to love. Sometimes you guys pan things that we thought were awesome. We’re not omniscient, nor do we pretend to be, which is part of the reason we even have the rating/comment system and created crappypasta. However, even with those measures, you still must remember that enjoyment of writing is subjective and not everyone will respond to a piece in the same exact way as you do.
Feedback is one thing, but demanding that the site is tailored to your preferences specifically whilst ignoring the preferences of a huge chunk of the site’s visitors is approaching delusional levels of entitlement.
If you want to actually help improve the site, go to crappypasta and help the writers get better! The more quality submissions we receive, the more quality submissions will turn up on the main site.
And in the future, avoid tags and categories that you know you dislike. Nobody is forcing you to read every single post. And if they are, please call the police – or at the very least, write a creepypasta about it~
ok, fair enough..
but i do have to say this:
the invasive “LOL” and smiley face in the middle of the story is just plain yucky,
parody or not.
(LOL!
) heh..
This is the worst pasta I have ever read. Once I finished this pasta, I was bored, super duper bored
Where the hell did he get the ‘D’ from?
There’s no ‘D’ in Super Mario 64 >_<
super mario world theres a d in it and if you read the story you would of known and i quote “super mario world bootleg” and it also bases of super mario world intro ever notice mario runing and the skys were taint where in super mario 64 do you see mario running no he has a giant head for a intro so sometimes learn your facts before dissing on people