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Creepypasta

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THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED


You should probably go visit bogleech.com today.

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  • Highlordmugfug

    It’s like the heron pasta had a retarded child that nobody thought was funny, interesting, fun to be around, or good in any way, shape, or form.

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  • Highlordmugfug

    Also, happy April fools.

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  • Tezmara

    Okay, @WTF, you obviously aren’t getting the point of the pasta. It’s not supposed to be creepy or scary. It is supposed to be funny. Try to laugh a bit more.

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  • Shuriken

    April fucking fools, bitches.

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  • Marie

    @WTF: I am not sure if you are being sarcastic, and that makes me sad.

    Most delicious pasta in a while.

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  • Candleja?

    Note to WTF: Sarcasm does not transmit well over the interwebz.

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  • Lachesis

    OH MY GOD, I’VE LOST OVER 9000 LITRES OF MY BLOOD! IT’S TOTALLY BLOODGASMIC!!! BLOOODGAASMMMM!!!!!

    OH, AND WITH THIS KIND OF TYPING, I SHOULD TOTALLY BE HAWKING CARPETS ON TV!

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  • http://www.creepypasta.com WHO WAS PHONE?

    @BOGLEECH

    OBVIOUSLY I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON THERE IS NO OTHER EXPLANATION OMG I AM SO SORRY =(

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  • Cthulhu

    All naysayers to Bogleech’s epic pasta must be terminated!

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  • who

    LOVE THE TYPING, WAS LOL MATERIAL.

    + wtf, gtfo. kthnx.

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  • Comment Leaver

    wut

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  • oh shii

    lol damn cried with joy reading this.

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  • Sir Shoop Woopington

    best story evar

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  • Nakhash

    I laughed, I laughed. The pretty much covers the gambit of emotions.

    Had to be a dude, a lady would have asked for a tampon. ;-)

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  • Uncle-Anon

    THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT
    MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

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  • loling, mucho

    i like uncle-anon

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  • desu

    creepiest thing is that we don’t have an elevator in the building we live

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  • FadedSoul13

    this pasta is bloodly :D

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  • Shan.

    Haha, this one is actually funny.

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  • Midnightgirl

    For me it was tears because i was laughing so hard at this pasta.

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  • Wusodoolo

    WAIT, SO I’M IN SPACE!?! No wonder I haven’t been able to breathe for the 16 years I’ve been alive. BUT WAIT, I don’t REMEMBER forgetting anything like this!

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  • Mr. Valiant

    Shat a brick house.

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  • http://myspace.com/stuffedanimalmurderscene_ Abbey

    Hahahahha I love it !

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  • Candlejack

    OMG SO MUCH BLOOD HERE USE MY SHAMWOW!
    AND IF YOU FIND NUTS, USE MY SLAP CHOP, YOU’LL LOVE MY NUTS!

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  • PB’s Boys

    *Drowns in Blood*

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