DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
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this is fucking supid
Its like a 10 year old wrote this!!!!!:(
I can’t sleep.
Lol he was having one heck of a period
Good indeed…………
All I could think about was that kid on youtube that says BLUUUHD loads of times…
Best read of the night, now I can say it’s time for bed (if I can sleep after reading such a horrorifying* story).
*intended
This was the most terrifying story I have heard in my ENTIRE LIFE.
I want to make a pasta about Wanda and Cosmo!!
Good Luck! No, seriously, good luck
I love that song by My Chemical Romance!
Derpson pancakes u suck
REBA, YOUR SHOW WAS SUCH A FAIL!
That explains why I’m on Mars….
Hehehehehehehe Good one.
not good one
#2spooky4me
Thank u sooo much @Reba!
Are You Sure That The Blood Wasn’t Me?
-CandleJa
Derpson Pancakes make that story!!
this was actually kinda funny : o I WANNA GO TO THE MOON!
So… Does that mean that I’m some kind of he-she alien thing that is on it’s period? Also, how does the blood “GET” a kid and a dog? Does it splash on them? Do they drown in it? Indescriptive pasta is indescriptive.
Shut it Derpson Pancakes
Holy balls. I will never sleep again.
Ever.
Do you even grammar?
It was a very stupid story. Any noob could of written this.
It still gave me a good laugh.
It’s fine, it’s not like I wanted to sleep tonight anyway. xD
Woudn’t he die of bloodloss
Well this was a waste of time
Lololol at first I thought this was crap but then I looked over it again. Between the perpetual bleeding, the being sent to space, and that it was me, this is the best parody story.