โ€œItโ€™s creepy,โ€ Dan balked. โ€œItโ€™s cute,โ€ Julia countered. โ€œBesides, itโ€™s fun. I mean, geez Scrooge, whereโ€™s your Christmas spirit?โ€ Dan picked up the doll and turned it over in his hands. It was the prototypical Christmas elf as imagined by Hollywood in a red onesie, Santa...