• Mog

    That was beautiful.
    I cried.

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    Rating: +283 (from 297 votes)
  • Vaughn.

    That was truly amazing. I’m so glad I read it.

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    Rating: +117 (from 119 votes)
  • KingProgdor

    I SO lol’d at that.

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    Rating: +93 (from 103 votes)
    • Admirer

      That was bloody hilarious!

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      Rating: +13 (from 13 votes)
  • Gabriela Sabatini

    This was good, but not as good as my win over Martina Navratilova at the 1991 Pan Pacific tournament in Tokyo. I overcame my opponent’s formidable accuracy by acing her opening serve on the second set, and won the next three games!

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    Rating: -126 (from 186 votes)
    • Hart

      If anyone here cared about sports do you think we’d be reading this?

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      Rating: +142 (from 158 votes)
      • alan

        I watch sports a lot and i’m here. But I don’t watch tennis. That shit sucks.

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        Rating: +8 (from 38 votes)
  • ReaderOfPastas

    Bravo, good sir. Delicious pasta.

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    Rating: +80 (from 80 votes)
  • Alex

    Holy fuck, i love this story
    The “HOLD UP YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT” line cracked me up
    Astonished Lemons, i tip my hat to you

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    Rating: +91 (from 95 votes)
  • Anonymous

    THEN WHO WAS EPIC PASTA?

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    Rating: +64 (from 92 votes)
  • Skrapph

    Wait, then WHO WAS EXIT??? No, but srsly, that wasn’t very scary…

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    Rating: -90 (from 126 votes)
    • Amanda Young

      its called a parody pasta!!!!!

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      Rating: +45 (from 45 votes)
    • slendy man

      its called parody pasta for areason, its not supposed to be scary.

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      Rating: +13 (from 13 votes)
  • Anonymous

    I didn’t laugh at this one.

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    Rating: -105 (from 127 votes)
    • http://Someguy Some guy

      Woops hold up we got a badass over here! (in a sarcastic voice).

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      Rating: +58 (from 68 votes)
      • jeffthfemkiller

        Haha, anomynous u suk, it was halarious

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        Rating: +22 (from 24 votes)
        • shadow_911

          what’s the matter, someone stole your grammar?

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          Rating: +31 (from 39 votes)
        • Mental Hospital Patient

          HAHA.

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          Rating: +8 (from 12 votes)
        • Narrator

          As shadow_911 comments about someone having bad grammar, he has no better grammar as the guy he was talking to.

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          Rating: +19 (from 27 votes)
    • Kenzie

      I laughed. Not out loud, though. I laughed in my head. I smiled a lot, though.

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      Rating: +40 (from 40 votes)
  • Mary Hatchet

    That was aweome. Pure and simple.

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    Rating: +53 (from 59 votes)
  • Mary Hatchet

    *awesome. /spelling fail >.<

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    Rating: +37 (from 39 votes)
  • October

    Hehe. I like :)

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    Rating: +31 (from 33 votes)
  • Anonymous

    Shittiest pasta in a while

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    Rating: -154 (from 170 votes)
    • Anonymous

      STFU, who are you, the king of food?

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      Rating: +33 (from 43 votes)
    • Kenzie

      I hope you know it was a parodypasta … the writer wasn’t really aiming for scary.

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      Rating: +31 (from 35 votes)
    • Belletrina

      …You’re the shittiest pasta in a while.

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      Rating: +24 (from 38 votes)
    • Belletrina

      That was by far the best thing I’ve read on this website so far… I mean, that was seriously absolutely hilarious, and I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time I read it. Thank you SOOO much for you mind!…You’re parents are awesome people.

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      Rating: +16 (from 24 votes)
    • Shargo

      BUT WHO WAS SHIT? Oh right, it’s you Mr. Anonymous

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      Rating: +17 (from 19 votes)
    • Abracadaver

      And yet it has a rating of 9.2 from over a thousand people. That, my good sir, is not a shitty pasta.

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      Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)
  • NOMNOMNOM

    Mog: 10/10 for your comment.
    Skrapph: You lose
    Author of this work of art: You are beautiful. I love you.

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    Rating: +40 (from 46 votes)
  • Anonymous

    Mine. Om nom nom nom. Mine.

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    Rating: +30 (from 34 votes)
  • Rah!

    Fucking best pasta EVAR.

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    Rating: +28 (from 36 votes)
  • Cow-orker Jim

    This is almost as good as The Prince’s Fresh Start.

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    Rating: -6 (from 30 votes)
  • Astonished Lemons

    Oh sweet, I’m glad so many people liked it.
    :D

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    Rating: +58 (from 62 votes)
  • Resi

    Haha, that was great.

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    Rating: +16 (from 18 votes)
  • Charlie

    Delicious.

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    Rating: +12 (from 14 votes)
  • http://shirakoala.blogspot.com/ Shira

    Best pasta I’ve read in a while. Brilliant. XD

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    Rating: +12 (from 16 votes)
  • Anno

    Awesomest pasta evuh!!

    Good job!!

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    Rating: +10 (from 14 votes)
  • Laura

    I loved this one :D

    Are there also scary pastas with interaction like in this one? I like the concept of the protagonist talking to the omniscient narrator :)

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    Rating: +18 (from 20 votes)
  • VelocityRaptor

    This is like an irl version of SAW. Legendary pasta is legendary.
    But the last line- >_> nevermind

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    Rating: +15 (from 19 votes)
  • Mike Litoris

    noice.

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    Rating: +8 (from 10 votes)
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