You’re at work alone, when you suddenly hear the copy machine start up. You walk out to take a look at what’s going on and see several copies filling the tray. Picking up one of the pieces of paper you discover that it is a copy of a picture depicting you sitting in your office chair, dead, with your eyes torn out and your throat cut. The others are the same picture, but taken from increasingly bizarre angles.
There is no original picture in the copy machine. In fact, the machine has been out of toner for a week.
CREDIT: Anonymous
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BUT WHO WAS COPY-
Okay sorry I’m better than that.
…
No I’m not.
BUT WHO WAS COPY?!
ENDING:
“…out of toner for a week”
*Creepy music plays*
You: Meh
*Pulls plug, removes all papers*
You: Machines these days -_-
-_- Fuck yeh gangsta
I’d dump in my pants
Good work, 13/KJ ING complete mind blown weed up
i love this pasta
Well alrighty then
How would you explain that to he other people at work?
‘Guys, I think the copy machine wants to kill me.’
i didn’t like this one
FAIL. 2/10
This has no links of any sort! Just some pictures of you dead in different angles. After this pasta you deserve it! LOL
WHO IS COPY MACHINE
I work at a newspaper company alone constantly… next to a copier.
Bravo.
I hager nnnnnnn
Then who was copy?!
THEN WHO WAS COPY MACHINE?
I think the really intriguing part here is “increasingly bizarre angles.” What, was there one where the dead body took in front of a mirror with its phone?
The Copy Machine where I work is pure evil, and I bet it would totally wheel itself down the hall and murder me, if my office wasn’t always locked and you had to have a key to get in. Thank Dog for that!
WHY DIDNT ANYONE REPLACE THE GOD DAMN TONER?
THEN WHO WHAS COPING MACHINE?
No, the solution is to get a new fucking chair
Solution is get promoted or quit.
lol 2 Paul!
Lies! I printed two xkcd strips and stuck them behind my desk just yesterday.
But as I slowly turn my office chair, I see the work of Randall Munroe come to life. The stick figures have malice in their non existent eyes and the velocirapor starts slowly creeping out of the paper.
Im alone at work. Naked too but that’s irrelevant. Anyway, how is my copier supposed to tear my eyes out? i dont think it has the precision needed to remove my eyes. it has a hard time warming up in the morning when i turn it on unless its been trolling me HARD i think this is unlikely.
The copy machine’s just probably pissed at you for copying your ass on it all the time.
Its not bad if you send it to a friend who gets scared easily, and works at an office
This would be a great time for something like… “A copy machine? In my McDonalds?”
yes
Solution: Don’t sit back in your chair. Right?
@ Nylak
well i guess that makes since ok so they could leave it out for weeks i wouldn’t of really cared about that fact but it was scary only because my printer was printing something when i read it
I’ve worked in university dorm offices for scholarship hours, and we’ve had copiers and printers out of toner for weeks, just because the workers never connected with the guys upstairs to get some new ink ordered. It happens, especially in small businesses, or where there are simeply a large amount of machines (seriously, if the ink’s out, use a different copier; there was nothing said to suggest there wasn’t more than one).
And all the moaning doesn’t depreciate the creepiness of this pasta. I think it’s good stuff.
…leave
ok after at least a week some one would of changed the toner because they needed to do some thing
anonymous is right but they couldn’t leave the copy machine with out toner any way because with in a week there is bound to b some one that needs 2 use the copy machine :P
LOL so poor :/
LOL
Lesson learned, don’t work in an office alone.
GREAT ending
THEN WHO WAS COPY MACHINE!?
Hey everyone, the copy machine works again
XD
Wow that made my day XD
Not offense, but this is the worst copypasta I’d ever read
I sense a pun…
I see what you did there….
Nothing I’ve seen come out of a copy machine could be so Hi-Def that you could truly tell that it was you inside the room in the picture, nor could you tell that it wasn’t just a shopped picture of you sleeping on the job; just a prank by some coworkers.
Besides, Anonymous is completely correct; what kind of company leaves any copy machine entirely out of toner for a week?
What kind of business leaves their copier out of toner for a week? That is an inefficient and irresponsible business practice.
hooshit..
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