In this world, there exists a spirit neither male nor female. This spirit is covered with a dark cloth, with a separate white cloth to cover its head. It is said to carry an enormous brown burlap sack, in which it holds its victims. It is said that the second its name has been called out, either directly or indirectly, the person is collected and becomes the property of the spirit.
Many who have witnessed its appearance have been said to have gone insane and were later found with their eyes gouged out.
This spirit is very, very real, and failure to prevent the mention of its name will cause Candlejack to come and whisk you awa
CREDIT: Anonymous
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uhhhh I said candlejack’s name and I had to make my little brother some chocolate milk right after and the chocolate was gone about 20 minutes ago it was there in there cooling I think he stole y chocolate lol hey atleast he didn’t kill me right?
“Its name will cause Candle Jack to whisk you awa.” Sorry I just had to point out the mistake at the end
Who hit the button to post this?
OH NO! I SAID IT! Am I gonna DIE?? :0
Candlejack is from the show “freakazoid” I just watched the first season on dvd. ?
Lol. Candlejack is a nerd lol. He was always bullied in the multidimensional demon and spirit meet ups. I am who you should really not name. Candlejock! *punches himself in the face* oh son of a-
this is hilariou
Lol still ali
Lmao nothing happened when I said his name….i probably wasn’t sleeping tonight anyways 0.o
CANDLEJACK, CANDLEJACK, CANDLEJA
Said it! Nothing happedilsanbsfjicksbshahsjsjdnebuesjasjshhs
Man, I hate this guy. He took my grandma. We were all gathered round for her birthday, and we had 80 candles on the cake. And she was like “ah, 80 candles don’t mean jack, its how old you fe-” and then she was g
OMFG!!!!that wasn’t even a paragraph and I shit my self?
Let’s bring back Candlebob!!
Yo candle jack is my man we’re bros. I cover for him on the Torrington’s nights
My 6 year old niece was sitting next to me because she loves horror stories, but now shes crying and scared because she said Candlejack :’D
Is he really cause people in my house said his name there fucked
at first i didn’t get why the word, “away” wasn’t finished
but now i do ^.^”
whoops..
-be anon-
*reads the story*
hmmmm…. lets see what people are saying….
*reads comments, bursts out laughing*
just for shits and giggles, imma say his name.
Candle. Fucking. Jack. Candle Jack. candlejackcandlejackcandlejackcandlejack. See? Nothiohfucklhgfdcxzsadfcghl
Candle jack
…
But nobody came
Have not said it.
Does it count if I type it?
I don’t believe this at all
Awa? Did the y not say the name?
Ohh!! I get it! Creepypasta must process the comments that have the word “Candlejack” in them, and take out the last few letters of the comments, so it will scare everyone. So this comment will probably have a few letters missing from the last word.
Nothing will happen if you say Candlejack, or even type it. I promise. But it’s funny to read the comments where people cut off their sentences.
Candlejack is so fake.
Well, Candleja- Phew, close, definitely gave me a scare! Was an interesting read, especially considering how Candleja- Haha, again!, managed to take the writer at the end! Whoever says his name is next! Fortunately, I won’t get caught saying Candlejack. Wait… Oh cra
from one name to another and then Jeff shows up….go figure
I said it 3 times lol
Stop ! It is not funny ! You are not dead ! Candlejack, I said it and am i dead ? No !!!
Clever, but terrible grammatically. It’s should be its in every instance and “in which to hold it’s victims in” has the aforementioned issue aside from being seriously redundant.
Dumb. Candlejack isnt rea
XD this comment secion is hilarious!
Oh also, don’t look up its name, since that means you said its name, you will see how it looks on google, then you will see how it looks, when you turn around.
Nice plot twist that it stopped suddenly since it said its name and it harvested the author just a few seconds after he wrote its name.
Candle jack oh crap I mean Mr jack sorry
What it said failure to not mention his name to cause “him” to whisk you away. Meaning if you don’t say his name he’ll come get you?
Lets see how many times i can say candlejack without dying.
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Okay my fingers are too tired.
so what would happen if candlejoe said his own name?
Candlejack! Now let’s just wait and see what ha-
Jest call HIM C.J
i said it im to young to die help i say help nowww hes already here help now hel…
I said it! Im not scared…
Dont know
Im just home alone so yeah its linda creepy O-O
My computer randomly flashed while reading this. Its never done that before.
Well that was…
It’s name sounds a lot like a boy’s name
CANDLEJACK YEAH !, I SAID IT ! IN YOUR FA
He is a character from Freakazoid
Maybe candlejack is actually a snipe
What the hell are you guys talking about!? this is so fake. Candlejack, c’mon, buddy where ar
CandleJack…..
Anybody else realize that Candlejack is from Freakazoid, lmao!
I like this pasta, I know it’s not real haha Candlejack but the susp
I wonder how long Candlejack will stay relev
I read it out aloud and noting happened
The spirit you describe sounds more like Krumpus
tfw a meme is the second most discussed pasta on the site
(Yes, i recognise the irony in me commenting on it.)
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Im saying his name and nothing happened! Candlejack,Candlejack,Candleeedhjd
He/she didn’t take he own advice seriously and was taken…well buh bye dummy
CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK!!!! See? Nothing happened. You people are a bunch of idiots not finishing your comments. Even Moomin is scarier than candlejack.
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I mean seriously, CANDLEJACK! Come and get MEEEEEEEEE! IM RIGHT HER
CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDA
Then who was pho
I said candlejack.
interesting… i dont think that CandleJack is even re-
Hey, Mr.Candlejack! Oh, you’re quick. *After some hours of fun* Yeah, I killed him. It was rather exhausting, but now you don’t have to fear some brown-blooded guy called Candlejack. Oh, you didn’t tell that he has replacements! 4 of them! (I’m already tired) The Joker is immortal! You can’t kill me! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Let’s dan
If only…
You guys got C.J. all wrong, the truth is, is that Candle Jack is just mad because no one could sing him happy birthday without gitting their souls wisked away. So happy birthday Candle Ja
Hiya jack i think man and u gonna be great friends! So your full name is candle jack? Lol thats funny candle jack candle jack candle jack!!!!wait dude personal space DUDE DUDE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHJKKL
I read this out loud so i said his name
So, its name causes people to vanish? But how does typing it’s name summon it?? Over all I’m confused
What happened?
Hehe some people are getting me paranoid in the comments section!
I’m gonna go say it…
….
…….
Ummmmm??? Did I say it wrong or something? Lol. Let me try again…
…
Nope. Nothing. Hehe! I guess Candlejack is merciful to mwah. Ahaha
Jumping Jack, cracker Jack, Apple Jack’s….I can never get the name right!!
Guys. This is very serious. I said his name and I find myself in a cold, dark room. DON’T SAY HIS NAME. It’s only me and my now broken iPad in this dismal place. Wait, I see someone noosfdfvdg
I said it!!!
*Screams*
I said it!!!
CANDLEJACK!!!!!!!!
serious derpage
Fuck I said it’s name
Hey anyone else notice that it says “failure to NOT mention it’s name causes it to whisk you awa” or is it just me? Cuz it sounds like if you say it’s name or don’t say it’s name, it looks like you’ll be getting whisked awa a few times.
I said candlejack and litterely nothing happened
*story. Accidentally pressed Done ;)
Besides, I don’t know if you all realize this, but we’re not actually saying it–it’s being typed. Candlejack for dayz.
Candlejack. See, nothing happened. It’s just a sto
They say if you call out his name CAndlejack will smash your head into the key hujasfkldssdlhd s s djkdsao
Candlejack please take m
I was talking to my friends, and I was talking about the story, when i said his name. Nothing happ
Okay? i didn’t say the name but it was good like not that bad
Lol candlejack! There nothing O.O uh-oh bye g-
I said Candlejack a bazillion times, and I drew a pic of Candlejack in a cage and me spitting on him. Candlejack Candlejack. LOL. Y’all are just trying to get a scare out of some ppl.
Just kidding I’m still here ha-ha it doesn’t count when u type it lol candlejack this is just a creepypasta LOL!!!!!! candlejack candlejack
I’m here
i smart just blank the word like this. __________ is a total idiot. see it wor
I don’t think it’s a good idea.
The guy doesnt exist. Let me prove it… Candlejack candlejack candlejack candl
Awa?
Psssh, candlejack and me are bros he wouldnt kidnajdbdvudhdb
So does he press enter after we say candlejack? Cause how are everyo
LoL candel jack Nothin ha
“candel jack.” It’s Candlejack, idio
Really? In our society we have 5 year olds playing cod and saying that they slept with your mother
Lol didn’t get it the first time coz m pretty stupid :P
As for the candle jack thing, m gonna try it out. So here it goes–
CANDLEJACK
see nothing happ
I saw my old comment!
I’ve never heard of Candlejack before but it seems very interesti
hi im gong to say his name. 3 2 1, candlejjahffewlqqqa“qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
I have a new favorite name!!! Lol
Wait- I know who Candlejack is- SANTA!!!
Shortest Pasta ever? Lol
Seriesly, first this turned to a conversation about Candlejack to ya’ll. Second why are people typing half words, as if Candlejack got them before they got done typing what they were going to type. Only you have to press enter, if that really happened they wouldn’t even have time to post. Lol.
I love Katy Perry. And I hero-worship my kid sister. Diana’s NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was Voldemort. You know!?
I won’t even bother reading this, seems like it would be boring considering the comment section
If somebody says the name candleJack again,I will create a candlejack for real
I don’t want to say CandleJack- holy fu
“candlejack candlejack oh oh candle candle candlejack, budum bum bum bummmm”
*me singing in the weird lollipop song*
This would make a good scary children’s story if it weren’t for the fact that it said calling his name out would have the person collected and then at the end it saying, failure to not mention his name will whisk you away. Makes no fucking sense.
That was short and sweet. I thought it was going to be a Harry potter spoof
y’all is just you all you probably dont here it much but in the south we say it alot
It’s called a redneck contraction.
Sounds like my great aunt Martha
It was kinda bland
candlejack
wwell that didnt do jack shit.
Candlejack isn’t real. Honestly. He’s from a show called Freakazoid.
Last October, my friend’s laptop had this page open; no one has seen him yet. If someone can shed some serious details please do so. We just want to know what happened to Jeff.
voldemort
candlejack will eat my
I LOVE this Candlejazz (got you there) thread. BOOM CAN’T TAKE ME N
Not even scary.
Fuck it, I’m outie
Psh! CANDLEJACK! SEE HE’S NOT TR jaslidf fk;l
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mh .. its an ok pasta . nothing worth major narativity .
I swear if one more person makes a Candlejack joke I’m gonna ki
I just said candlejack a dozen times and nothing happened
I didn’t get scared, my first reaction, “Not scary like the rake, or like hellhounds.”
Hahahah! You almost got me there, ALMOST!!!!
holy sheep shit guys! how the hell are you all posting this if your dead? its not like hes gonna press the enter button for you!!!!!!!!!!!! its not like he can type while gouging your eyes out! im gonna say it CANDLE JACK! there are you all happy now IM NOT DEA
*by the way i can type now im finished, kind of messy though. yours truly, CANDLEJACK
His soul may have posted it….. oh wait…. does he carry the victims souls with him too along with the bodies?!?
On this day, I will break this frivolous tradition and boldly call out Candlejack’s name. I might just be the first to say this without pretending t
-_- candlejack wow nothing happend :D wait I FORGOT CAPITALE wait it should still wor-
its name isnt candlekack it said its name will cause candlejack
The paranoia is real
I said his name, nothing happe
candlejack! see nothing hap
On the news in UK, there has been a murder related to … you know who ….
It’s stupid when you say candle jack happens see? Candle jack candl HOLEY SHIT Its terrf-
Candlejack – Candlejack – Candlejack
See, nothing happens, i mean all of the cut off comments aren’t funny anymore. Seriously sto-
This is CandleJack, as the pasta above states you WILL die if you say my name.
Have fun nightmares -If Jeff doesn’t kill you or Eyeless Jack eats your kidneys.
you cannot harm us muhahahaha
I said the word candle. Then I said the name Jack.
Suddenly all the lights in my house went out not kidding. I heard this strange scratching at the window and my eye turned slowly around the room.
Suddenly something smashed through the window. It was a kind of a human figure carrying a sack with ragged clothing.
I screamd and put 12 lead slugs into it from my handy modified desert egal on my bedside table.
Suddenl the lights came back on. Turned out the lights was a minor power cut, the scratching was my cat at the window trying to get in and the figure crashing through the window was some homeless guy with a sack to put stolen goods into.
But seriously guys this jokes getting old. I just sed his name twic
*Fearful screaming* That….was sarcasm!
How about CandIejack, with an uppercase i instead of a lowercase L? See, CandIejack as opposed to Candlejack. You can’t tell the di
Dude really stop its really annoying you’ve killed it CandleJack,CandleJack motherfucking CandleJa
Candle Jack . . . . . there I said it! Nothin’s happened! Mystery Solved! Goodbye!
candle jack is real cuz that’s how i died
I’m to cool and mature to sink to your level. Well actually I’m just too scared to say Candlejack…. OH COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYUHUVAIREHGJMN,
I dare someone to go to there mirror and say bloody mary three times
Did it. I still was greeted with my potato shaped face. Sorry xx
Hw who should REALY not be named….. did anyone else immediately think of Voldemort?
im trying not to say his name so bad
I dare everybody here to go him up, I’m gonna do it too…… it’s gonna be epic!
Im pretty sure candlejack was the name of a charater on the Cartoon Freakazoid …. I remember it because everytime someone said his name he would appear and put them in a sack
My friend said Candle—- for about 3 minutes straight and when he went home from the skate park (#SKATE4DAYZ) his dog was GONE… He got a call from Pima count animal care about a missing dog. When he got there and asked where they found her they said in the middle of the street, in a BIG BROWN SACK. Its real… and frightening. Don’t try any of this at home kids :D. If you do you’ll lose Mr.Twinkies!
But I don’t wanna be whisked “awa” . Seriously man, correct that.
I think it was meant that the reason that they left the word unfinished was that CandleJack had stolen them away xx
I guess, but it’s just bad luck if it was on the last letter of the word.
I may be wrong and it just needed proofreading but other commenters have done the same thin
What the heck you guys!? stop saying the fracking name
Candlejack,Candlejack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
… I … I don’t know? Just happens sometimes.
Oh geez guys, stop it!
I need to get much more sacks and rope to kidnap all of you! >:(
And more basements, this one is getting quite full.
STOP SAYING MY NAME, CANDLEJ
Finally I get a break! Oh, uh, Jack, sorry if all the calls got passed onto you. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.
Anyone ever thought that admin could be getting rid of the last of the comments just to wind us up? :)
Psshhh.
One does not have the time allocated for such affairs.
I think he is real!!!!!!!!!! :D
TAKE THIS HATERZ!!!!!!! (Wow… O.m.g. i am so cool… -_- I said Z…)
Aww… D: i said candlejack and nothi
Wait, so without warning, does it teleport to you, instantly and unavoidably scoop you up into its sack, and then teleport away? What is to stop someone from dodging it, or to stop a third party from turning the tables? Also, what happens to the victims? Slenderman kills his victims, but what does old Jack do with its?
On another note, what does anything about it have to do with candles?
Why call it “Jack” if it is sexless? Oh, right, the Once Upon A Time version of Jack the Giant Slayer was gender-flipped, so “Jack” was short for “Jacqueline” (spelling?). So in this case is it ambiguous? Okay, I guess that makes sense.
Candlejack isn’t even rea
*Sigh* Someone wrote this knowing that
a) This would end in plenty of comments
b) It would be amusing to witness these comment
c) and people would make the joke without knowing who the charterer is.
Oh, he’s from Freakazoid if you didn’t know.
I’m not going to do it. I’ll just call him Jack.
Freakazoid?! *looks it up* Holy crap, you’re right!
Way to go, original poster—now everyone can know that you couldn’t even come up with an original concept, so you decided to steal it from a kids’ show of all things without giving credit where it was due.
CANDLEJACK
CANDLEJAC
CANDLEJA
CANDLEJ
CANDLE
CANDL
CAND
CAN
CA
C
CH
CHI
CHIC
CHICK
CHICKE
CHICKEN
CHICKENW
CHICKENWI
CHICKENWIN
CHICKENWING
CHICKENWINGS
Lol
candlejackoff amiri-
The idea of the story was good but the name, Candlejack is lame. A better thing than not say his name is never to light a candle and say Candlejack. It makes more sense because of the
I heartily agree with you.
candle smack, candle wack, candle drsydtkdtdyrdt, candle jack…………….
oh man nothing hap
I know why the comments get deleted.because the creator of the story quotes the comments and deletes the finshing parts of our sentences so if you write full sentences and are confused of how it happens there’s your explanation.also candlejack isn’t re
The only thing we have to fear is, fear itself
and kittens
uuuummm yall do realize none of this is real sure its fun to act as if they were but its science fiction and its frikkin awesome I will admit
OK. So if this is real I’d like to know who presses “ENTER”? to post your reply! Must be that candlejack guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I said candlejack like a million times already and i still exist in this worl
im 9 :3 im bloo call me blu im blue :3
candle jack?!? com here and get me, ill bring brownies ‘nd cake and we can PAAARTYYYYY and ill go help you kill some people, if you dnt mind …
im singing your name, why dont you wan t-
holy shit dude, your place is AWESOME!!
I said Candle jack like 10 times and I’m still here but Candle jack is a pretty cool na
Hmm, candle jack sounds a lot like Apple jacks… Holy…. Wait… jack is the owner of Apple ja .You Made A Bad Choice. Bad Choice. Bad Choice. Bad Choice. Choice Bad. I SEE YOU
I am outside your window, btw nice computer.
This is BS. you dumb asses can’t help but be just that. Candlejack. Nothing fucking happe
Candlejack. See? nothing happ0; hb;pp OH S p0’bn1010011001010Please5i,k l’o.=/;p0njh0/;01010010dont p100010101011mashkhuncf4edgfr6gtuy7jhuny1-0001101010myhe19801910980921ad29870987304987420againstthe182974028974q1908keyboard189273098217yourmes291864976320inup2739049837240983thelapto8904794736374098609876034789348734098374634987
Murder is going to get weirder.
this is not scary
i think the name is catchy and I JUST WANNA SAY THE FRIGGIN’ NAME
this is the stupidest thing ever I said his name what 500000 times what sh*t are they fooling
omg he isn’t real I can say it as much as I want CANDLEJACK!!! eat that su
Oh my god this person is such an idiot. Glad I got to kill her. Noob.
YOU ARE NEXT
Wow, The Operator, The Rake, Freddy, Jason, a good mix of my Horror Favorites. Even Jeff and Jane showed up to this party. The only thing missing now is a Reaper and I don’t mean those nice guys from Bleach. -.-
This is stupid. I said it too. What are you all under 10 years old?
Candlejack! There nothing happ-OH SHIT WHAT THE FU
candleja
Hey, with all this ______ stuff going on why is everone still saying his name… Isn’t it so scary? Anyway, I think we should just erase the name, Candlejack out of our minds… Oh Fu-
OH GOD! Where are you taking the people you kill, Jack? I did not say your full name. So you can’t kill me Candlejack… SHI-
the heck candle, I have NOT said your full name just candle and I see you, stealing my peanut butter. why?
I mean, who can blame him? Peanut butter is pretty delicious.
most legit thing ever.
candle jack candle jack candle–
OMG U ALL R ALL SO DUMB CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CAND
Candlejack is real I have him hidden in my closet,after all I’m mickeymouse
GUYS! I found out a way to say his name without be “taken”.
Just Use a capital i instead of an l (L), so it’s CandIejack as opposed to Candlejack.
See? Can’t can’t tell the diff
It was bearable until the very end. The biggest fucking letdown in any pasta I’ve ever read was the “failure to not mention it’s name” part.
That literally translates to “mentioning it’s name.”
Total bonerkill.
And this is me being a saint for not even mentioning the punctuation error in the damn phrase…
Hmm. I find it amusing that He Who Must Not Be Named is actually reading a story about himself, and remembering the author that he had vanished. I also have a number of possible situations in which those who have “perished” have endured. Sent to another dimension? Absorbed by the monster himself? Or have they really perished and are never to be seen again? I notice that most of the comments come from people who have said his name, and I believe they are manifestations of the monster, luring you to comment so that he may get you. I know this is a lengthy comment, and you all may have just read the string of comments just for the amusement of the half-written sentences, and so I will satisfy your lust for that particular object of speech and end this comment as the cliche demands.” Beware the night, and the shadows that lurk within it’s abyssal depths, for it is there that Candlejack liv
You know, with a name like that I’d also be pretty pissed and not want anyone to know it. But what kind of a person names there kid candlejack? seriou
Candlejack! see nothing happens. It’s just your mind playing tricks on you.Some creepypastas exist but so
Wow, Candlejack is the worst creepy pasta villain since Jeff the Killer. I mean the author didn’t even describe wha
My cousin wouldnt possibly have the heart to kill me? Right CandleJack? ……. See everyth
I really hate stories like this because if the author got taken away, does that mean that Candlejack clicked the button to publish the sto
Lol, I can’t believe all these people saying Candlejack in the comments, then pretending to be taken away. Firstly, does it really count if you just TYPE his name? I mean, seriously? And secondly, as if people could actually believ
When you first read the description it sounds like a nun
CANDLEJACK! CANDLEJACK! CANDLEJACK! Ha, nothing happe
So many puns…
without me…..you will never exist jack
We’ll now….wats hs freaked name??!?!?
Wow, all you guys are so dumb if you think candlejack is real. I mean what is he gonna do, snatch me away from my keyboard and then submit my half-written comment or somethi
Sorry, Candleja
People, calm it, I just said candle jack and abusulutly nothing h
Guys the CandleJack joke died a long time ago. He doesn’t even exi
Those of you that think that it’s funny to freak people out by saying candlejack in the comments are kind of dumb, I said that out loud to my sister and nothing happe
You know its funny, did any one ever stop to think maybe Candle Jack isn’t his real name. XD
Okay, I’m not gonna say __________ cuz I’m freaking out, but this joke about __________ has to stop. __________ must be so tired from killing every sing person who says __________.
Candlejack dont do dis to me plea
I said it in a dream that I was having about Dream Weaver and woke up in a cold sweat to see the Rake sitting at the foot of my bed. I was able to get away while the were all fighting over me. :)
I said it in dream that I was having about dream weaver and woke up to see the rake at the foot of my bed. While they were all fighting over me I was able to get away. :)
He’s a character from a show in the 90’s called Freakazoid. 3 episode appearances. Became popular meme.
http://tropes.wikia.com/wiki/Candle_Jack
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/candlejack
Also, trapping Jack seems to null the effect of saying his name. Use pie.
~The more you kno
guys. think about it. if candlejack was real he would have killed u by now. also, if u died in mid-sentence, how would you post the comment?
i can see your serious since you did finish your sentence :| candlejack isnt real hes just a fun meme to fuck around wi
anyway i like the name CandleJimminyBillyBob more
look i don’t understand why you are even worrying about writing the comments that are half done because they are obviously fake because you would think that if they didn’t have time to press the last key then they didn’t have time to press the ent
I enjoy this story, telling you not to do something so you’ll do it anyways.
your All a bunch of idiots ive been reading the great majority of your supposedly suddenly stopping quotes, saying CANDLE JACK about a million times and guess what im still here. besides if he is simply to scared to get me I wouldn’t blame him. Cause im scar
I felt a hand taking mine when i said it. Goddess, the power of suggestion!
ikr i said his name and he came, but he didnt take me, he is just constantly twerking wow this is awesome XD
What if CandleJack said his own name.
Like.
Seriously.
Would that mean he’d kill himself.
I mean, he doesn’t even exi
Well he’s obviously not going to come of you say Candleja**
His name’s Candlejack, for gods sake man, say it ri
I’m at Burger King laughing my ass of at these fucking candle jack comm
I JUST LITERALLY SHIT MYSEL
CandleJack see i said hi
Then who is sending all of your comments?! Candlejack? Haha that’s fu
candlejack is not real and if he was I would OBLITERATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Wow Just wow i said it 10 times and uh nothing happened idiots.
I honestly don’t get what all of this stupid candlejack nonsense is abo
OMG I SAID IT BY ACCIDENT!!! HELP ME LORD!
Candlejack. Candlejack candlejack candlejack candlejack.
I said it out loud as well. Nothing fucking happens, and this joke isn’t funny.
Bite m
crap i said his name while i was reading this com
do you guys wonder hwo the comments get posted i do….
I didnt read it. its to small to read.
Jachie-chan candle :)
Honestly, I don’t get this one. The higher rated ones like the Rake and Jeff the Killer have stories to them, but this one is just some weak threat. It is a little creepy, but I think people are blowing it out of proportion.
CANDLEJACK! nuthin happe
Candlejack. Candlejack CANDLEJACK , nothin happe
I just said Candlejack. You guys are so dumb, because all of you are unoriginal and retarded. YOu guys are like
“Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack… Candleja-”
You even have time to put a hyphen. LMAO
I’m laughing so hard right now HAHAHAH AHAHAHA
CANDLEJACK
See? Nothing happened.
Candleja-
Just kiddi
Candlejack huh what was supp
It’s candleJake…. from state farm… he’s wearing kahkis.
One does not simply say ” CandleJack “.
WOW! Saying the name will cause the person to vanish! Then who the hell sends this post?
WHO PRESS SEND!?!?!?
I practically sceamed candlejack and then taunted him. nothing happened at a
I want to say it SOOO badly lol but what if I’m the one person who actually gets caught
Same here, i just said it and nothing has happened.
Stop guys it isnt funny anymore candle jack isnt reldasfj asohojgsdngjgsojgsg
Candle Jack. Candle Jack. Candle Jack. See, Candle Jack is just another one of those legends that aren’t true. I just said it. NOTHING HAPPENED!
CANDLE F**KING JACK!!! WHO THE F**K CARES!CANDLEJACKCANDLEJACK…CANDLE F**KING JA-
I will say CandleJack I guarantee you nothing will happe
Hey dad what are they all talking ab
CANDLEJACK!!!…. nothing happe
They give us the name now all of us says it….-.-
If candle jack is teal how r the comments getting pos
Candlejack is not real guys but how do the comments get posted if he
I said it
candlejack
candlejack
candlejack
candlejack
candle jack
candle jack
see? nuthing happ
Candlejack.
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Little sh
Two kids were going camping. Their names were Bob and Jack. Then, one day, at midnight, Bob wanted to find his bag, but it was dark, so he asked his friend for the candle they got with them just in case,” Hey, can you pass me the candle, Jack? It’s really dar”
So I’m sitting in class acting like I’m doing work like I usually do. And I just read this so I’m gonna say Candlejack… Nothing happe
THE STAFF IS EDITING THE COMMENTS TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH CANDJACK IS DOING IT LOL XD
What a silly accusation!
CANDLEJACK!!!!!!!!! OH FU
i said candlejack and nothing happe
sounds like voldemort, he who should not be named.
sounds more like TUH EPIC DUK ISCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is totally insanity!!!!!!
This is such a stupid pasta, if I want to say his god damn name I will. Candlejack. Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack. See? Nothing happe
OMG! LMMFAOOOO Y’all crack me up!! I’m damn near in tears here..BTW does it count if you don’t say his name out loud?
Candlejack. I said it. There. Nothing happens, idiots. Get f
*thumbs up*
It says HE who should not be named, and it is not a HE or a SHE.
Candlejack , o course nothing will happen , sorry to rain on ur parade candlejack, prepare to die.
I don’t think you guys get it. Creepy pastas are NEVER real. They contain so much detail that if it were real, a person could never remember THAT MUCH detail. Especially in such a scary moment. C A N D L E J A C K. See? Nothing. CandleJack CandleJack CandleJack. Now would you all just shu
I was affraid at first so i made a friend say his name twice and nothing happened, then i said it too… still nothing…
Candle jack see? Nothing happened and people ending sentences is obvious and annoying? Candle jack candlestick.
I like to call on flashlight John. He’s waaay cooler than that candle jack fello-
When the comment section is longer than the actual pasta, you know it’s a good read… even if it is incomplete and about a completly fictional character named Candlejack. See said his name and nothing happe
Candlejack. Whoa! Nothin happened! Its fake
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
candlejack
candleja
D-d-d-d-d-d-drop the derp!
I wonder if I can get my sister to say his name? WHAT IF THINKING HIS NAME WORKS THE SAME WAY? Then again, if it did that bag of his would be rather heavy. If someone gets him to put it down and opens it, what happens when they do?
LOL Y’ALL ARE FUNNY ASF HOW DID YOU EVEN POST YOUR UNFINISHED COMMENTS IDIOTS IF YOU DIED BC YOU SAID CANDLEJACK HAHA YOU GUYS ARE DU
Hey y’all u know he ain’t real right? i’ve said it ninety times at least and hey I’M ALIVE. And if you’re expecting me to stop typing mid-sentence…. be prepared to be dissapointed. :D i’ve read horror stories my whole life….look up the Ohio Grass man why do
Like a good neighbor, my brother is gone!
lol their gonna be alot of crime sence for the police that sucks for them
I will say it now one two three CandleJack aww it didn’t WOAH
Wow to prove you wrong i’ll say it okCandlejack see nothing happened wait what was th
THEN WHO WAS CANDLEJA
Ok i get that you kill them and put them in a sack but what do you actually kill them with jacky. PS: never gonna catch me screw up so stuff that in your sack. Also i know a place you can put people.
i agree with the candelbob thing xD
Stupid. How could he even hear you.
Wait a munite… How can he hear us say his name does he have magic or something?
That’s confidential.
that statement reminded me of ember from danny phantom,SAY MEH NAME! XD….sry….it was funny :P
Hmm what if it said its OWN name? …..i just broke meh brain….sorry brain
not so lucky now, aye?
Candlejack is from a tv show I think?
hehehehe i coming jack who says u cant find a laptop in the woods-ticce
what if i have my hatchet will he kill me then? hhahaha-ticce
JackCandle JackCandle
WOW just WOW and were the other creepypastas talkin just now? *shivers* there cool but i dont wanna die…… hey if c.j says his own name what if he lets a person go because of it? or is that not how it works?
Candle Jake Lollll.
Being kidnapped by a spirit entity just by saying his name is very illogical and absurd at best.
To add to the absurdity the spirit is one of a cartoon character from Freakazoid called CandleJack???
Seriously? Why in the hell should I believe that?
Worst yet, all the people wrote a comment that suddenly cuts in midsentence to show that they’re being kidnapped, and CandleJack being such a nice guy decided to post the comment anyway?
Come on man, get real, it’s all just an ellaborate tale to make us believe that CandleJack is real, but the truth is he’s just a fa
CandleCrack nothing happened
voldermort hahahaha
I can hardy stop laughing enough to post this comment. Seriously I’m pretty sure that nun will happen if I say “his” name. I just have to do this… “Follow the train c.j.”
Just read it aloud to my friend then realized I’m fucked.
whoever this person is you are cool for reading homestuck
Dude, some of you have posted and disappeared more than once. If candlejack is gonna kill you, be real about it. Seriou
Listen, I think we all very well know that Candlejack doesn’t ex
You know my sister said ________ and CandleJack cam…. FUC-
that is evil making yo say the name before you realize you said it, if that was real we all would be dead.
I read this story out loud and nothing hap
Well i said it all night… nothing happened but my cat scared my pretty good
Heres proof Candlejack candlejack candlejack candlejack see? im not getting taken awAYYYYYYYYYYYYY jk NOT jk NOT jk okay yeah i was joking he isnt coming stupid candlejack hes just a freaking creepypaskjFHDASKJFGHDAJFGDKAFGADHFJDGFAEUY
I love how you people try to act like CANDLEJACK killed you and then keep posting more of that. First time is funny second time its annoying . If i offended anyone I sincerely appologize!
G’day to you all
-Andy Sixx’s future wi
When he whisks you away it’s not all that had candlejack just takes you to disneylan
probably candlejack si just who bring you to the spirit…
Well Here It Goes… CandleJack.. Nothing Happe
Lol
This is easily one of the worst creepypastas I have ever read. Oh, and what’s up with the title? “He who should REALLY not be named” ? Sounds like he just wanted to piss on Voldemorte (however you spell his name) from Harry Potter.
I voted with a 1/10
If you’re going to make a creepypasta, please don’t halfass it.
This is easily one of the worst creepypasta I have ever read. Oh, and what’s with the title? “He who should REALLY not be named” ? Sounds like he just wanted to piss on Voldemorte (however you spell his name) from Harry Potter. I voted on this with 1/10
If you’re going to make a creepypasta, please don’t half-ass it.
I’m going to need more rope
….what happens if you say your OWN name????….i just broke meh brain…..damn…..
Guys, CandleJack is obviously not re
Do you guys really believe in this Candlejack bullshi
You idiots! Candlejack is NOT Re
Candlejack I’m waiting fo
All of you guys are being stupid. See “CandleJack!”. There I said i…Wait all my lights just tuned o
I said his name out loud waiting for him to come He’s not coming….I hope….what was that? Is Candlejack here? HOL
JandleCack? Hmm weird, I didn’t get tak
If he says his own name, does he have to steal himself?
Candle Jack.(Just to prove a point) And it’s not very nice to kill people, mister! You Jeff and Slendy need a timeout!
Haha Candlejack….Thats a stupi
I agree with the people saying this is stupid, seriously it isn’t funny anymore! These Candlejack jokes are everywh
What do you mean by indirectly saying it?Can I say it in my hea
I have serious butterflies. I’m afraid that if I say Candlejack somethi
Hello guy who made the story you should call the ghostbuters
What the hell that’s so stupid who hell mad this so digging bad
So we’re talkin’ ’bout a voldemort/Jeff the Killer here right?
(gasp) Voldemort II?!
CANDLEJACK I sai
Half of me wants to type the name, and the other half is slightly scared. Ok, here goes nothing. Candlejack. There. I said it. Ha. Nothing happened. Although now I feel like there’s something behind me. And I could have sworn I just saw something reflected in the computer screen. Oh shi
I was reading this out loud to the class(break period) as soon as I said candle jack everyone went berserk lo
Lawl. I said it alot im not DEAD yet!
Well you said it so are you dead yet?
there is only 3 people up to kick some candleman ass and we all know who……GHOSTBUSTERS!!!
Who you gonna call?………….. GHOSTBUSTERS!
I wonder what happens if I say my own nam
I’m glad candlejack is real, I don’t feel like finishing my senten
Who would ever think to say that kind of a name?
Its so stupid. CandleJack isn’t really sca
Please Candlejack isn’t frekin real i mean seriously! Stop unfinishing yuor comments it gets so annoying! I already said a hundred times!
Lighten up sour puss.
After I read the story, I knew the comments were going to be all the same, with everyone saying “Candlejack” doesn’t exist or some shit, and then the comments end like thi
Okay I’m really, really tired of all these stupid Candlejack commen
time and date give me one and i shall say your name until then i shall wait for you.
PS you aint making it out alive C.J
Said it in my mind by accident D:
CandleJack,CandleJack, what the hell is going on?
Candlejack won’t get anyone you guys are stup
This is Candlejack, please stop saying my name. I’m sick of killing everyone.
candlejack, candlejack, candlejack
Scary but I laugh at this thing.
The apostrophe in the word “it’s”, should only be used to summarize “it is”. When speaking in terms of possession, the correct use is “its”.
CandleJack is my friend he is taking me to a party so bye guy
see you later at night when I come to get y
Y’all muthafuckas gonna die in the next thirty seconds
I can say CANDLEFUCKINGJACK if i damn well please
:b
HEY im CandleJack you bitch don’t copy my fucking name -_-
im coming for you
ahahaha this candlejack thing never gets ol
Candlejack can´t grab me im Motherfukin´Batman. OH FUCK NO.
See? He´s dead no
What I’m wondering is how Candlejack is getting to our houses so fas
JACKCANDLE. BOOM.
Candlejack? Seriously. Oh the memories… SCREAM. Who else wants to go to the Honey Harvest Festival in Akton?
Candlejack is such a nice demon to post peoples’ comments when he takes them awa
So, what if we all said his name at the same time. Mind fuck to the max.
*reading aloud to myself*
“….it’s name will cause Candlejack to come whisk you away.”
Damn.
you know what candlejack i will say your name infact i can say it all night but ill need you to be there hehe
JEFF THE KILLER GET YOUR ASS OFF MY COMPUTER AND STOP READING MY DIARY DAMN IT SO WHAT IF I LIKE CANDLEJACK BIG WOOP AND I WILL SAY THE DAMN NAME ALL I WANT COME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENES CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK
sorry folks odd here is….being odd again….
I said Candlejack. Sleep is overrated anyw
ok candle…… NOT SAYING IT! Anyways try saying my name i bet you can’t find out who’s name you just said….Oh and if you see me on cleverbot rember not to be surprised oh and one more thing!
You shouldn’t have done that.
We Know Who You Are….
Prime Minister
HIYA CANDLEJACK!!!
Of course. Just say the name right there. Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack. Almost like Beetlejuice. Come at me, bro. t(.__.t)
CandleJack! I’m going to hell now aren’t I.
u guysssss we cannot say the name… okay, no i just have to say it now…
candlejack
ha! nothing happened, i guess it wasnt real after allllllllllllllllllllllllllhgbvfcdyrsatstt3ezxdfgh
I wonder where he takes you. Pie Island? My creepy uncles basement? Outside to tell he doesn’t by that name anymore? Well Candlejack let’s go down the rabbit ho
I just said candleja
i wonder is this is real
so if i say candle jack what wo
lol
Lmfao. Most of you probably don’t even know that Candlejack originated on the show Freakazo
Haha you guys realy believe that candle jack wi
Candlejack your so fa
It’s amazing how many people think I’m fake until I show up…..
i just said your name how come u didn’t show up?
I love candle jack so mu
candlejack see nothing happe
where’d it go?? i was waiting for it
what kind of name is candle jack omg what the fu this is candle jack you will all di
Look I just said it!
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candle FUCKING Ja
Awesome and i realy liked the name
I love how all these people say Candlejack in the comments and then leave them unfinished. Yes, it is amusing, but they couldn’t have died. Unless of course Candlejack clicked submit for them.
It’s a reference to an old warner brothers cartoon called freakazoid. Awesome show. Anyway, they had an episode dedicated to candle jack. One of the best of the seas
Well aren’t we all sarcastic assholes. No but I’m actually laughing so hard I love this website.
I don’t understand whuts so amusing about leaving sentences unfin
ohhhhhh now I get i
you people are so fucking retarted, CANDLEJACK does not exist!
stop writing bullshit half written words u bloody idiots! if u were really dead, u couldnt press send. RETAR
Will I actually die saying Candlejack? Cra
Please, some monster killing you if you say it’s name? Hasn’t that been done before? Saying CandleJack won’t make some reaper-like-thing burst through your window a-
*innocent guy*: NO DON’T KILL MEEEE D: *kills* *random voice*: Killing Spree
You guys are pussies.ill say his name right now CANDLE JACK.see nothing to be af…………
Imagine if you asked your friend Jack to pass a candle to you and said “can you pass that candle, jack” you wouldn’t die. I mean wow I already said CandleJack and nothing hap
Pssshhh you guys are total morons he’s not real.
I said his name five times and nothing happ cghadItRFY/’;iogf[cfyi;f/hgFJHF;JHF;ihf;oh
Well. I read the last line…and my phone went off and scared the hell out of me…
Over a hundred unfinished comments + OCD = rage beyond belief. I’d rather be visited by the candle man.
Ok forreal. It only works if you say Candlejack’s name out loud. So that’s all you have to avoid :3 (It literally says it in the po
I wish I could find more about this guy he need to become more famous like slender we need more stories
We need to spread the fear
I’m thinking of writing a short story about candle jack with my own twist
I might pos
SERIOUSLY CANDLEJACK IS NOT REAL
IT’S FA
i don’t even know what Candlejack is right now, and I almost thought this story was really bad. Then I saw the ending and I thought “clever!” and I smil
I really don’t think he will come, candlejack is just a stupid nam
HI I’M CANDLEJACK AND THIS IS CADLEJACKASS!!!!!!!!
Heh,this Candlejack guy isn’t so tough at a
Candlejack. Boom. I win.
The malevolent spirit that haunts anyone who would call him on his name is Candlejack! And the auth
Candlejack is real, but some are lucky enough to survive. But not most…
i was reading this out loud and said the name….. help O_O
CANDLEJACK XD
But who was black cloth
Candlejack? Still a better love story then Tw
These comments are fucking hilarious
You will all pay,and Um like me on twitter at creepyjane
Even I can’t type my name
I’m coming to get you bitches
As soon as I said it something exploded outside of my window… What the actual fuck!
this is a good short story
Wow people pleas this is more pathetic then X-hands bloody marry, Hell hounds, Excetera …… Stop believing every thing you hear and just re
Candle Jack.
See nothing happened!
Grow the fu-
Candlejack candlejack candlejack wait what the heck is tha
He is not relay I will prove it candlejack see he’s no
Guys, you’re faking this..
Nothing will happen if you say his name.
Candlejack.
See? Nothing hap
Come on guys. He’s just a character from freakazoid.
Candlejack isn’t real and he can’t hurt you. Jesus chr
pls
CANDLEJACK! See guys, he’s not even r
Also he doesn’t kill you read the thing he steals you not kill you CandIeJack also can’t if you use an uppercase i instead of an l also this getting out of ha
look, he presses submit to leave an example. however, there are unanswered questions. Where do the people go after they are in the bag? and alternate dimension? What’s it like. And what happens if you only say his initials? Why does typing count? And, most of all, why did he base his name over the nursery rhyme. You know the one.
This is bullshit. Candlejack isnt even re
in soviet Russia candlejack say ur na
Lmfao CandleJack is a sexay name,Am I righ
Nice story…. But wasn’t this the same plot line to an episode of the 90’s cartoon show FREAKAZOID?
You are all retarded. I think I almost went brain dead reading all the comments that typed something about ‘Candlejack’ and then one word breaks off before you finish the sentence. What, does Candlejack submit your comments after he kills you? Lawl!
Whoever wrote this just wasted 10 minutes of their life submitting another bullshit pasta. I feel bad for all you idiots that are still playing along wi
Candlejack. You know why i can say candlejack? I AM HE
I’d expect you to be more eloquent towards the english language, Mister Namecantbepronnounced.
It’s he who should really not be names, not he no should really not be written.
THEN WHO WAS CANDLEJA
Remember children: it’s only as real as you let it be. Just like me, Candlejack, Slenderman, and all my dearest friends.
CANDLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! See not real
this is bull candlejack candlejack dont say my name bitch
You guys who leave like 1 or 2 letters after saying/typing candlejack are really stupid. Nothing happens after you say his/her na
Wow Candlejack is sooooooooooooo scary I’d like to see him try to take me ou
Candlejack is OBVIOUSLY just some fat guy eating nachos and play World of Warcra
Candlestick!!! Candlestick!!! Candlestick!!! See nothing happe- Who’s standing outside of the wind- Shoot gotta go!
CANDLEJACK!!!!! See nothing happe-… Who’s that standing out the wind- Shoot! gotta go!
candjack isnt real. I don’t know whaty youre all talking ab
He ain’t real , candle jack candle jack candlef@@king jack! See you liers
Still alive bitches!!!
Did someone say spiderman threa
Hey I believe in all these pastas so yah
Why do you guys think this candle jack is r
Lol at the end awa
This really isnt that scary at all, candlejack isnt gonna do crap cause he w
CandleJack #YOLO #dying
Come on guys, seriously, this whole cutting off your comment after saying Candlejack is so old. Grow up and lay off the old jo
OK the thing is with candle, uhh, boy is that he is not that scary.u hear that candle jack?! Aww, fu
Lol why is everyone stopping typing after saying it?
If the writer got whisked away by Candlejack, then how did she submit this to Creepypasta? (dun DUN DU-
I have a business arrangement with a certain villain, you see. He pays me per stolen comment-leaver, it’s quite a nice racket we’ve got going on here.
Y’all are retarded typing Candlejack doesn’t do anything. And how are yall submitting y’alls unfinish comments. Not funny any more. I just said Candlejack and nothing happen
This is CandleJack. You will all die.
Hey CandleJack, get the heck outa my room. WAIT, oh sh-
CandleJack: LOL
Awa? Did you die by candle jack when you were finishing your story? Or did I just kill you? By the way… GO TO SLEEP :)
CandleJac CandleJak CandleJak… Thats as much as Im saying….
If we’re not supposed to say Candlejack why does everyone keep saying it? This makes no sen
CANDLEJACK IS WEAK
……..
Worst CreepyPasta ever. 1/10. It’s so stupid, CandleJack isn’t even re-
Guys I called a stuff pumpkin doll Candlejack when I was younger and nothing’s happe-
the story is messed up
Yo, CJ. Sorry for the wait. I’m restocking the ropes. Oh, if you could supply the hairs of your vic, I can lower the price by bulk.
guys honestly he isnt real emphamiss on “he”…DO TEH HUSSLE \o/
Fake also.
in english please.
Im sorry i must be allergic to bullshit
you are a fake one i am the real one
I’m guessing the reason everyone’s sentence’s are being cut off is because Creepy Pasta has programmed it to cut off your sentence when you say his name, it is really stupid that people are doing this. Some people even pretend they don’t believe in him so that they can make it seem as if they were taken for not believing or something I mean after all it’s ridiculous that Creepy Pasta would really do this to their audience if it meant they lost fans. Honestly some people have no knowledge of pure logic.
Hey candle jack o
IN the name of my father, god in heaven, I cast you candlejack in to the burning pits of he-
Uhh… Nope.
I ain’t scared of no Candlejack shi
You guys, what if those comments are real. They could have just been commenting until Candlejack actually took them away and was just nice enough to submit their comme
I will kill you all!
Hey guys it never said CandleJack kills you, he could just wisk you away to a magical land of wond…. Lol bullshit, you guys know I kill you xD.
Candlejack. The best part of this pasta would be the comments.
I have holy water candlejack crap poring it on myself ha fuCk you slender Jeff rake all you PS I’m drunk.
I have holy water candlejack crap poring it on myself ha fu
So if my parents are calling me to come eat dinner, I have to kill them?
Candlejack is so dead I know a exorcist
Can I join the Candlejack joke t
said Candlejack like a million times talking to my dad now i wanna see him come here and take me……………. hahaahahahhaha
Whelp isn’t candlejack a load of sh
Little tip: We all know it’s fake, we’re just joking, so don’t whine saying it’s fake, because we know already.
then why are there so many bodies in my house that I keep taking when your pathetic meat sacks stupidly say my name? believe what you want. its not instant for me to take you but if you do say my name you are marked. i am everywhere. Im in the darkest depths of your closet, your attic, basement, under your bed, in your own shadow, and even when you think im not. im all ways there even if you don’t want to believe. the mere thought of me is enough that deep down you don’t believe you know im real. your just trying to trick your self that im not real. im all ways watching. so be careful what you say.
At least I know how to deactivate Caps Lock when I type my username.
That ball of fluff can suck my nonexistent testicles. You hear me candlejack? I’m not sc-
Fakery
It aint true. Candle jack candle jack candle fudging jack There you go hawhawhaw nice try …… FAKE.
You know candle jack isn’t real
You guise know by reading his name, the little voice in your head says his name, therefore, you are all fucked. Personally, I’ve always been fond of Candlejack. He is such a handsome boy:) my grandson should be more like him.
You guys are lame! Candlejack is soo fa
YOU GUY’S KNOW THE DOCTORS NAME TOO?! Who knew that after all this time that his name would be something as simple as Candlejack?! If only we
Some one’s knocking on my door. going to check it out.
He’s axvhCzvxd;f’
ukg.,’ero/ebfhvgjlakf.d/hbgnakhlnanD?mAE:RHngfld/abg/dflsa/f hereeeeeeeeeeeereyurt7i9i0p;h.lku,f.bgu,d
Stop this ignorance now. Jeffery will come and slit all of your throats.
employing new ghouls to help candlejack must be able to look good in white, not feel sorry for people taken, not deaf and be able to work all hours of the day. pay is pies
Does it count if u say it in ur head
No, you have to say it out loud, or on a message board.
Candlejack why is it called a Candlejack?!?!?!
Well I don’t make fun of your username! *whisks Anonymous away*
Watch
Candlejack
Candlejack
Cand
just said his name……
what the fu** happens next bit**
VOLDEM-, erm, I mean, CANDLEJACK. See? I sai
lolz :p
That awkward moment when your sitting in the bathtub naked and just said its name…
This is just some bullshit saying his name will not make you disapper.Watch il say it CandleJack see nothing happened motherfuckers.Oh fuck no you aint killen my ass bi
Candlejack.see it doesn’t wo
I see your sudden ending, but who submitted the story?
It wasn’t Canndlejack, he’s not rea
Come on guys, really. How are you all so naive?? Nothing is going to happen when you say his name, although I would like to see it happen to you guys. Go on, Candlejack, oh shit-
Oh! I know Candlejack! he’s a good friend of mine!=]
Ha… No we’re not. *Whisks SlendyBoy away*
WHY THE HELL DID YOU POST ITS NAME!!!!!!!!
Well shit guys, candlejack isn’t so bad. WAIT FUC
Seriously fuys stop this Candlejack nonsense it’s getting a
read the story again it says failure to say its name will cause candlejack to whisk you away so all of you who have said its name are really safe as for all who have not said its name well…your screwed
Wrong! It says, “Failure to NOT mention his name.” So, anyways… *whisks Anonymous away*
Now that I beat his ass and he is dead lets all forget bout this okay
I said candlejack ah shit wait a sec
You better stay down this time! >:(
I just kicked CandleJack’s butt and dammit he’s bac
Pfft. This CandleJack fellow is a load of bullsh
When I heard the red and white cloth conceals his body, I was thinking Santa Claus…
Never have I regretted saying “HO HO HO” more in my life than I have now.
I have been naughty.
I swear, do I have to personally say to everyone that ‘I’ press “Submit” after I kidnap you? Sheesh!
How do you post the comment if candlejack gets you before you even finish comment come on rea
candlejack……there i said it
candlejack candlejack candlejack-he appears behind me-AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaand its not real
He thinks im afraid, im not afraid, ill even prove it, ill say his name three times aloud, candle jack, candle jack, CANDLE JACK
This is incredibly silly. Just by mentioning him you would really beli
Candlejack was here.
Huh, this is the most stupid thing ever. I am a very good christian and I know that god will save me from candlejack, idi
Well is Candlejack going to kill me now, or will he kill me la
I’m Watching every one
How you do dat without eyes
Sup’ Eyeless Jack.
So what If I say Candlejack… Look I’m still here..
im not bieng whisked away nor am i scared :/. done typing.
candlejack see? hes not mean im 10 lollolopl he no take me lolololol i is aweseome lololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooollllllllllllllololololololollololol still typing!!!!! im done typing.
Candlejack is awesome why would you think he is mean? he is so awesome and i heard a commercial say that a handlebar is the biggest loser
Well nice going Candle Jack now i got no one to reply to! I thought you were my frie
Sorry i fell off my chair. But yeah I have decided to forgive the guy. Now we’re gonna go whisk away other people! Lets go jack!!
CandleJack, how are you? Got any ponies for me?
God, I’m lucky I dident say that!
know what? instead of arguing over if he’s real or not, lets agree to disagree. if you believe; awesome, congrats, dont say his name or whatever. if you dont believe; awesome, fantastic, you allow your imagination to suck but stay in reality. now, if you’ll excuse me, im going to drink with Bloody Mary and smoke with Slenderman.
Candlejack is not real, saying candlejack wont do anythi
Oh comon guys Candlejack isn’t re
imma need more rope
Hay candle____ why do you do this!!?!?!?
Reminds me of Freakazoid
People please stop saying my name. I have like 20 rooms full of random idiots saying my name. I’m running out of space. I’m only one spirit. Hmm I’ll be happy if any one can tell me new ways to kill them. ^_^
– love,
me
Flamethrower? Open a burger joint?…… Volcano?
If you were real, why would you make your username ‘The Real Candle Jack’? Also, there is no space between the ‘Candle’ and ‘Ja
Candlejack! HA see nothing to be afraid of… wait whats that outside my window?
MAYBE ITS LIKE BLOODY MARY!!! CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK SEE IM FI
CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJA
Psssh, I said candlejack and I’m fi
If its not Male nor female it must be a fuckin potato
Wait the title says HE who should not be named does that mean its a male?
by george, HE’S GOT IT!
candlejack ain’t NUTHIN. Jeff Ze Killer WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I’d take my shirt off and wave it around but im a girl and thats wrong O_O
…
He who really should not be nam
Candlejack candlejack candlejack i said his name 3 times what will happen next tune in for the next episode if im still alive that is. XD
Candlejack looks like a skinny version of the fat evil man from Nightmare before Christmas o-e
CANDLE*FUCKING*JACK SEE IM FI
Candlejack save me from slenderm
Dude we all have to run before Candlejack comes and jacks up our Candles Everyone get in the sack so candlejack doesnt jack up our candlejacks! Oh crap..
Hey have you met Candlejack? He’s a real swell gu
Why does everyone keep saying candle– Hey!
Anyone want chinese?
ok no more candeljack for any of you.
candlejack flying in my ho
c.j rox
Guys, come on.
This is just a story, nothing more.
Saying the name Candlejack won’t do anythi
Candlejack candlejack !! HA
I’ve said CandleJack everywhere! Nothing happens! It makes me sad though… I just want a friend… so I can steal their eyes of course! XD
I’m immune to being taken. :}
challenge accepted candlejack hahahaha that was e
The string of ridiculousness is nice. I’ve been getting too wound up with some of these stories. Thanks guys :)
I do not get how this guy can kidnap so many people with ease I mean seriously, how does he even find out if the name Candlejack is said? Oh hold on there’s someone at my door. It was just some freak with a white hood on I kick him into my yard and the tree ate him.
Everyone calm your balls, Candlejack isn’t rea
Really people stop saying candle jack it’s not rea
Well, anyway, it’s just a story and I don’t know why your all making such a big deal about it. I mean…If you don’t like it (* shrug*) don’t comment. Keep your opinions to yourself. If you don’t have anything NICE to say, don’t say anything at all. I, for one, think that it was a really good and imaginative story. Well-written. Really. Does not heed further comment from the peanut gallery. Thank you!
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Watch out, we’ve got a badass over here!
Stop saying candlejack you id
candeljack is just a fib! People make storys like that to scare people. you people are stupid idiots!!!!!!!
candeljack doesent exest he is a stupid made up creation. there is your summary of all the posts. i also want pie.
Every time someone types HIS name the last few letters of their comment gets cut off, I can’t be the only one seeing this, can I?
god god god i am scared shitless when ppl said the name in the comments then it got cut off is scarying the liveing crap out of me its not funny and i said it in my mind i dont know if that counts as saying it andss its not that funny anymore cause im young i got a young mind that dosnt need to be molden into a horror fested game all my life i really dont need it so some one plz tell me this is a joke well i know its a joke i just need someone to tell me that
Ever watched the cartoon Freakazoid? Do so. It’s on YouTube. You will feel better. (And find out where Mr. Wax came from. He’s actually rather nice.)
K.
CandelJack?
What happens if you spell his name backwards?
kcajlednac
Will I still be taken away???????????
The guy who made this pasta wasnt taken by candlejack because of the fact that he had to sent the pasta, leaving the “whisk you awa” in adequite.
Wow, people here are so immature. Candlejack jokes are so incredibly annoyi
As if Candlejack exists, this story is bullsh
Look, Candlejack isn’t real! What a load of ru
Yo CJ!, did ya check your mail last week? I’ve sent you a lot of rope & sack supplies for free since it’s Valentine’s day. Let me know if ya need more, dude.
This is just a fake story CANDLEJACK!!!!!!
See he’s not real …..HOLY SHI
candlejack candlejack candlejack! see, im not gone…
oh shit, i spoke to soo
You know I think Jeff said candle jack a while back but oh no, I still have to kill him myself
Voldemort
ooooooh candlejack put me in that sack of yo
Now I have the urge to say his name! I…must…resist!
Stupid peoples, Candlejack will get you if you say its name. But I know his weakness, and I will share it to you for free. You just have to
guys i know the comments where someone says candlejack and then stops in the middle of a word is kind of childish but deal with it if it makes the writer happy so what?
I firmly believe that this “candlejack” isn’t re
if he says his own name does candle jack dis
candlejack isnt rea
candlejack isn’t realedfrtttttttttttjjklllllllllllllllllhelp me help me help mei9kkkkkkkdpasdj9oacsmnoansoanc
Hi its us jack if thare are to many Pol in your house send some to us we is hungery
Guys, seriously, obviously he’s not real and your all being dumb and immature. Whisk me away, huh? This ain’t no spiderman movie, and I ain’t no Mary Jane. You want to believe stupid stories, go ahead, but I won’t be dumb, say the name, and get “whisked” away. So suck it up, and stop posting, or CandleJack will get yo
Shut up i’ll hit you mate, there’s no such thing as candlejac
Candle jack can’t take teeth! That’s cra
You guys do know you have to press enter to send the reply so you guys werent Takei
I thought this was going to be about Lord Voldemort….
to be honest I knew and didnt call it… IM SHIT SCARED.
jackcandle
CandelJack is probly dea
Candle jack isn’t real! HAPPY?? wait, I think I see someone out my window.. I’ll go check. HOLY-
I’m meeting Candlejack tomor-
No I think it’s today.
candlejack.
Candlejack is a bunch of bolo
…gnese
THEN WHO WAS PHO
YOU ARE A PHONE!
Ha.
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TROLOLOLOL
If candlejack is real and you guyes die when you are typing his name then how did you send the comment if you died in the middle of it.
Slendy, I click ‘Sumbit’ for them.
All of these Candlejack posts are hilario
Candlejack is fake. you are stupid for even typing these comments you ignorant bafoon. Dumbass.
*Cough cough* Killjoy *cough cough*
I agree!
I second emotion..! Maybe you need to go get a dictionary and go to section F and look up FUN.
Whenever someone calls someone else a killjoy, instead of seeing it as a negative trait, I seem a Killjoy as a badass. It’s a My Chemical Romance reference; and I’m kind of disappointed that MCR decided to name them “Killjoys”, because being a killjoy isn’t a positive trait, and now I’m just confused.
Hello, Candlejack my frie
There’s a waiting list for my soul, he’ll have to wait his turn. Lazarus has it right now. If Candlejack wants it THAT bad, he’ll have to take it up with Lazarus.
He can’t have my soul. I don’t have one. *Grins wide*
CANDLEJACK!
Saying the name Candlejack won’t do anything. It’s complete bullshi
So many ways not to say Candel jak That was one. Cand13 jack. CJ. Or you could just say candlejack and try ignoring those eyes out your windo
Candlejack is just a bedtime st
Candlejack is real, we’re best frie
I’m pretty sure Candlejack doesn’t exist, but I could be wro
H͎͖̩̻̺i e̘̼ve̱͉̙̳r͔y̩̖̬͍̥͚͔o̰̳͈n̘͕̦̣e̹͓̰ ̖̞͖̜̰͖͖,͉̲̱̱ ̗̟͇i̗̜̱̹̺͍̺m͇̳ ̠̠̹z̩a͇̘͕͍̖͙l̻̯̪̻̥͖͕g͔̱o̺̖̪ ͕̣̹̟ͅa̹̠͖̰̭n͇d ̥̩̥̥͖i̜͓̹ ̫̪̮͔͓̟d͇͚̮̥̰̠o̗n̼̠t͕̲͕̼ ̙̝g͉̖̗̞i͈v̥̺̺e̮͖͎̱̦͖̱ à̳ ̬̭͕̞s̖͇͖̖h̥͉̗̝̠̘i̻̖͍̣̦ͅt̤̤͎ ̼͕̬̫̝̺a̖͉̘͕͕̳͍b̠͔͖̺̠̣̣o͓̥u͓͖͚̩̬̳t ͈̲̣̮h̳̹̠̱ͅis̖ ͎̠̹̖͉̱ͅn͚̗͖̱̤̹a̝͔̝̪m͇̝̖͈e ̥͎͉̳i̳̺̝̬̱̟m̭̫̙̗ ̝st̙̱̥̣̠ro͙̩̫n̗̻g͍͚̙̬er ̙̙̙ṯ̤͖̹͇h͈͓̯̭e͚n̹ ̮̩̟̹̺i̫̩̰͔m̲̖̦ͅ a͈̳̲̻̹n̮̘̬̯͙̻̥y̘̘̙͖̪̯w̹͍a̭̥y͖̦͈͚ͅ ̠͎͈͖̣̹,̤̳ ̺͕̻̮̺so̪ ̞͎͉i͖̻̫̲̖ͅ ̯͔̣̙̝CA̮̞N̮̥̜̫̘ ͉͓̗̹g̭̩͇͍͔̣ọ̮͚̫͇̦ to͓ ̞̼͙̫̱͈̻h̲̱e̬͎l͚̻̜̭̣l̘̜̟l̦̠̱͓̳̣̙ ͎̻͙̙̗͇H̳̩A̪͎͉͉̱̘͙H̰̼A̺̩͚̺̱̺̻H̫̦̜̹͍̮A̱̥͓ͅͅH̤A͙̰H̳̯̞̗̪̪̭A̫̣ͅH̫͖̙̰̤AH̰ͅA̞H͎̳A̩̠̙̣̹̬͕HA̙̖͖̤̦̻ I̜͇͎M ͙̹CO͚̙M͇̝̻I̱N̩͎̝G!̩̭̳̖!̭!̲̫!!͚ͅ!͔!̠͖!͇̹̭
…uhm, so why would you say his name at the end?
I guess I will never know.
Ahhhh, the good old CandleJack mem
Guys, stop posting these comments
WE all know there is no Candlejack! it’s getting on my n
CANDLEJACK ISNT REAL candlejack isnt real. happy?
Candlejack stop killing people! If you don’t I’ll never give you a blowjo-I mean cookie again!
Your truly,
The Ra-
Rake, stop interfering with Candy’s job… You already told that last child that I was going to kill him. Just stop bro, it ain’t cool!
now im scared to say it! XD
Happy new Year C.J! let me know if you need more ropes, sacks, ducttape n all the supplies you need. Just holler me!
stop with the stupid candlejack stuff he isnt rea
Oh my God?
So if you guys are being taken away by him and you stop typing, then how did the comment get entered? What does candle jack enter it in for y
YES YES I DO – love jack
Yo C.J! need more ropes n sack then?
I brought him some more rope since I heard he’s running out of those.
who is Candlejack
candleJack candleJack fast my balls there chewy and yu….
candleJack is pro he is epic but if he comes for me I’ll be ready bring it on candleJack >=)
What if I said your name in my head? would that count or am I safe?
OK! OK! OK!
I will take you, ONLY if you stop being such a bitch…
Candlejack, can you please be my friend?
Ok…
So if Voldemort said your name C.J and he had his wand would he kill you?
From
A Balloon that is deaf!
P.S. Sup CandleJack Hom
Just saying, C.J. might be real, he/she might not be. All I know is I’m not typing his/her name. I mean come on people.. I am 14 and I have to pee in a bathroom with a MIRROR,one of the worst items in the world.. Still though, I’m not saying OR TYPING HIS/HER name. I’m not sure yet if this dude/girl is real.
I am a male! Haven’t you seen my episode, I sound like a male! I am definitly N0T a girl either.
That explains the HE who should not be named issue.
CANDLEJACK ish aweshum and he is liked………. EVERYTHANG TO MEH SO YEA HE’S TAKEN!!!!!
lol candlejack got nothin on me hes just a noo
Yea Candlejack is real, pfff! Like some kind of old gost can come in my room and smash my face on the keybghbfytfunh
There isn’t any person or thing who is going to take you. What is so scary? candlejack is st
candlejack is not rea
LOLFAIL
you guys should really read the names
CANDLEJACK
CANDLEJACK.
CANDLEJACK.
CANDLEJACK.
CANDLEJACK.
CANDLEJACL.
CANDLEJACK.
CANDLEJACK.
CANDLEJACK.
CANDLEJACK.
See, guys?? It’s harmless.
*CANDLEJACK (not CANDLEJACL)
It’s a cute story!!
Well, This escalated quwaeriopq243gbyuhnjmi
Whoa, wait so anyone who says…you know…gets *BOOP* teleported to him? Wow. Must get crowded quick. Like, seriously candlejack how do y
I love the theory of CandleJack! I think it’s possibly the mos
i said candlejack and realized i like pen
Hey guys,I’m thinking of writing a pasta and I need a bit of advice. Which would be a better ending to a story, a twist with a happy ending or a double twist with a sad ending?Please respond.
I prefer the double twist and the sad ending. I don’t know why, but when it comes to scary stories, I think that the sad ending is more acceptable, otherwise it’s not that scary :D
Also, it’s not all in the plot. Make sure you use proper grammar and watch how you tell the story. Once you’re done, proofread the story and iron out the details, then get some family and friends to read it and ask them if it makes sense before you post it anywhere.
That’s just my opinion, though :)
That’s actually a very effective way before posting anything for the world to see. I agree with Papucha, double twists and a sad ending can really make an impact to a story.
Thanks a lot,guys.
Come on guys… Stop saying my name, I know you guys love me and all, but seriously..
I’m the real Candlejack! Only the real one’s name is a full word!
Awww… you commented this on the date of my Birthday..! We love you too CJ~
If you guys don’t lke it just don’t comment. It’s just a story not ment to be real. Calm your tits people
CandleJack? Feh, i call bulnv.hvdhbgfbfdhlkbsgdljmgtrl njg,. sorry, had to bash some little A-hole’s face inside out.
I shall never say your name.
But I’m going to get some people to say it, tell them to read this and say your name aloud if they think it’s fake, and I’ll close my eyes so I can’t witness it. I am so smart.
(I keep wanting to type it but I wont. XD)
i bet you i can kill candlejack with one fi
Too late..! X3
I swear to Nora, I will get my cat on you if you try to snatch me Candlejack. I swear to OH SHI
What’s funny is, nobody says his name, they just type it. I tohught candlejack only wisked you away if you spo
Why is everyone not finishing their sentence after they say candlejack? silly people you are X3 *5 minutes later* candlejake: “sorry im late, traffic was awful.” Me: aww shi-“
But what happens if you misspell his name? Cadlejack.
…
Huh, I guess nothing happe
Uh. Yeah. Next time a creepy pasta is submitted in less than 2 paragraphs, I want a scary thing to show up on my screen, when I’m finished reading it.
ropes for sale! anyone?
Why are you doing a pasta of me?
Wow, I’ll admit, I was actually pretty surprised by the whole “Candleja
Candlejack IM TOTALLY F LOL IM HERE! I HAD TO PEE THOUGH!
But Jack is a boy name.
I was thinking the exact same thing. How come its last name is jack but it is neather a male or female. And seriously, guys, Candeljack doesn’t exi
u guys are all idiots pretending to get kidnapped by candlejack
o shit i said his na
FCKIN CANDLEJACK I DONT BELIEVE TO YOU!!!
CandleJack, CandleJsck, CandleJack, bitches!!!
DON’T WORRY GUYS, I’M PREPARED.
I THINK I CAN HOLD CANDLEJACK O
candlejack is fake,i have proof to,at first i was scared,but then last night,my excact words were,"im not scared!candlejack is a silly name,candlejack.stupid name."nothing happened :D
Why, do you have time to press enter even after Candlejack whisks you awa
You don’t, Candlejack posts it fo
it was pho
CandleJack.
HAHA!
I’m still alive you fuckers!
Candlejack doesn’t have shit on m
just give candlejack some pie and you are OK. See? I gave him what he wanted and I’m fine!
Guys, come on. In Candlejack was real, he would have already taken me by the time I fini
I am thankful of these stories. They spead my warning around, and the more people aware of the consequences, the more people to try to test it. Beware, for I am Candlejack, and I look forward to seeing yo
*This was found alongside the bag Candlejack used to kidnap Candlejack. Now there is nothing to be afrai
i said it 50 times and even shouted,he didn`t co-
Mr. Candlejack how many idiots do you get per day? Sincerely, Ni
Definitly over 100
WILL THE REAL CANDLEJACK PLEASE STAND U
Candle Jack does not exist literally and u dilweeds wonder how the comments get posted and sum of u comment back after u already said it o_O
HELP HE IS COMING AFTER ME.HEL
CandleJack is a load of crap. Who believes this cra
I bet he makes the people he kidnaps play charades with him and a bunch of old people
THAT is death in this community of ours :)
Are you guys STILL saying my name? Jeez, this will never stop, will it?
the real C.J always has a post year of 2008 so you are a fake.
this candlejack sounds retarded. oh shi
Candlejack. Well, looks like I’m fu-
Why do people keep spamming Candeljack’s name. And i’m curious about something. It says in the story that it is neither a he or a she yet It has a male name. so is it male or female?
What exactly do you do anyway Candel. And whats the point of you taking people…….
It’s “Candle”, Not “Candel”!
candle jack. haha im not bei
This is the biggest load of bull I have ever heard. I mean, are we just going to expect that some spirit come take us away once we say his name? Hello, Candlejack is so not rea
Candlejake will come to take you away!
Wait… it’s name is Candlejack. Fu
this s not real
SLENDER is the true fear
ok Candlejack try to get me.
Candlejack really he can try to get me he never will
Can everyone stop saying Candlejack!!??… Aw god da
Candle jack candlejack candlejack "can’t touch this"
*whisks you away*
Candlejack candlejack candlejack suck it
I’ve been reading the comments and I’m mortified at whats been going on. Dozens of people abusing the comments section of the website! This is supposed to be where we learn and grow from stories, communicating with each other. However it seems everybody is immature these days and can’t write a comment without ending it abrutly. It this the sort of thing we want on this website, can nobody come up with anything good to say? CANDLEJACK IS NOT R
Candlejack……… What now?
*whisks Anonymous away*
for those skyrim player’s
and already learned all 3 words of Unrelenting Force
well,now you are safe Dovahkiin….
candlejack isnt real
Yes I am.
Oh yeah, gotta get my rope. *grabs Anonymous and whisks him away*
HAHAHAHAHA!
you can’t whisks me away C.J!
why?Cause I’m Dovahkiin
C.J can never bang the shit outta me!
the only part i read was about candlejack. what doe
Candlejack, Candlejack. Yep I just jumped, I hate legends like that lol
I find it funny when his name is mentioned everyone is in mid word. Like candlejack waits for them to be in mid word before taking th
Hey you candle>>! Im going to say your naaaaaammmeeee!!! Candlejack candlejack nothing hap
Damn, you guys are keeping me busy!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does everyone steal my frickin’ name?!?!?!?!
….. Candlejack, see nothing ha
YOU GODDAMN COPYCAT! :O
I’ve been reading these comments for like 5 minutes realizing this was a colossal waste of time.
These comments are hilarious, It just makes me put my tentacles on my sides.
Why exactly are you on creepypasta.Don’t you have some work to do?
shut it jeff
I am your mentor! Don’t tell me what to do or I WILL kill you.
Sorry, my illusion form makes me have to put that name up. But since everyone is saying their name, (The creepypasta monsters) In this one, I can put my real name up.
See, Candlejack is not real.
What will happen if I translate Candlejack’s name in Finnish and say i
See this is why I call him CandleSteve. Can’t get me if I-
Dammit, CandleSteve, get back in your hole!
candlejack i said it and im fine. love yall
candlejack see i said it im okay lol. candlejack candlejack. im okay/
He’s not real, i mean if Candlejack was real, wouldn’t i alr
Well ive been reading these comments for awhile, but I dont get it why Cand……almost said Candlejack.
OH SHI* OH SHI* IM TO YOUNG TO DIE! Sigh, always the black pers
candlejack! candlejack! candlejack!
-wait what are you doing here beetlejuice, that’s a terrible cosp
Its OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, just had to do that.
I’ve got my checklist: #1 – Large supply of sturdy rope.
#2 – Stole Santa’s sack when he said my name (and all the little kiddies presents)
#3 – Large bottle of liquid, "Hey smell this rag and tell me if it smells like chloroform."
#4 – Large bucket of chunky peanut butter
#5 – Complete series of "Lost" on dvd
#6 – Shovel
NOW I’m ready for the rest of you to say my name.
P.S. Of course I hit enter when I take people or else how could I continue to get people to say my name.
Why do people intend to steal my name?!?
C.J vs C.J!
the most exciting match in the world!
now,…who should i vote for?
I KNOW!
GO C.J!
GO C.J!
GO C.J!
wait,what C.J am i voting for?
Me.
Who keeps deleting my posts? >:(
I mean it :(
Herobrine, I forgot, the reason I get more people than you is that I have a strategy an idiot would do, and I actually have an effect to people. You don’t do anything! Just try to be better of a killer, OK? I have to hurry, or my page will reset. Sincerely, Candlejack. :)
Ke ke ke, these pekoponians are really stupid, ke ke ke…
Does it automatically cut off your sentence when say his name? What if you say Candlejack at the end of t
then who was POST?!?!?!?!
Lame. To the pit with you!
candle jack candle jack candle jack
problem?
Im telling you guys, He/She doesnt exist! I can prove it! right now! Candlejack! se
Yo Candle Jack ! Come at me br
LOLFAIL So… What was that again?
Im gunan pull a beetlejuice
candlejack
candlejack
candlejack
Thought so.
Like a boss
So, uh, I need some candles and a car jack. Wait, shit. Too many words between ‘candle’ and ‘jack. Fuck, I did it again.
I can’t even say Candlejack rig
I think candle jack is a pretty cool guy, eh kills people and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Wow Candlejack? I mean rea
I swear to God if someone says “Candlejack” one more ti
theres more than 1 candlejacks D: OH SH
Imposter! How dare you steal my name?!?
I agree with the true C.J.
I’m gonna need ALOT more rope.
CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK
Ha HA You can’t get me!
I love the comments more than the story lol
WAS CANDLEJACK THE PHO
This reoccurring joke where people drop off letters at the end of the sentence when they mention Candlejack’s name is getting real ol
random guy, it’s obvious, Candlejack presses Enter. Oh, he’s back. jkkkknhhhhhhhhkrkfghjfkfvghjkhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm Again, banging his head on the keyboard. Man, my keyboard is strong!
if saying the name will get you killed how are al those comments even posted?
Yum… His souls are as good as a million people! Wait, Ha Ha! Everyone who said his name died, and all the souls he took, I Stole! MUHAAHAHAHAH!
Not even Candlejack can stop the Tails Doll! Wait… vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvdfnmvhyuuuuuujfhynjfhyj Sorry, banging his hooded head into the keyboard.
The Comment section is the real creepypasta here, I mean all those incomplete sentences really creep me out, whats in a names? candlejack. . . See Nothi
i want to see candlejack and slendy fight to the dea
What kind of a name is Candlejack. I mean real
Man, this brings back memories! When I was a kid, I used to be so scared of Candlejack. I thought he really di
hey, so if you were all taken mid-sentence, who entered it? creepypasta logic. now candlejack is great with computers!
What kind of creppy name is Candlejack anywa
Candlejack was a made up character off of the cartoon freak a zoid soo yea not real
You guys know Candlejack is from Freakazoid ri
You guys know Candlejack is from Freakazoid right?
Candlejack…. still here! :D
omg i used to watch this show when i was little and it scared the crap out of me but nobody else remembered it so if i asked them about it they thought i was crazy lol maybe thats because i thought the name they said was CandleLight lol so thats why ppl didnt understand lol
Lol it’s funny how everyone who said his name was cut off. Imma say it now. “Candlejack” wasn’t to ha
Guys, I Just Killed My BF! HELP ME! I MIGHT KILL AGAIN
ignore the top part of my comment. my other post got deleted
this is the person who just posted as Anonymous. it bums me out that any one can do that.
P.S. dont hate on this cuz these people are having fun just check out some other pasta cuz some of it really good. :)
i was just curious to see if i could post as anonymous
I’m ga
CANDLEJACK! CANDLEJACK! CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK!
CANDLEJACK! CANDLEJA
Candlejack – I think it’s bullsh
exacltly i just called it a figureistic point for death
oops sorry guys typo forgot the l in the word all
Guys Guys you know he’s not real how could a spirit with no genitals possibly kidnap that so many people in such a short amount of time
come on there’s gotta a logical explenation for it al
i swear if another person says CandleJack ill rip your guts out. OH SMOKING JESUS TITTY CINNAMON CANDLEJACK DIDNT TAKE ME HELL Y
this resmebles death in my opinion … or what i would imagine death to apper as..
You know who CandleJack can never kidnap? Helen Keller.
Aww shi
This is just plain silly. This bland pasta gets a TON of comments just because people think it’s funny to pretend they got kidnapped by not finishing their sentence. HUR HUR HUR that’s so original.
What a stupid name too. Who the hell thought “Candlejack” would be a goo
this is dumb candlejack
If someone uses “The Name” to finish a sentence Is he able to complete te sentence? or kidnapped before?
Don’t they ever Learn? -.-
Not sure if there’s a lot of massive trolls or Candlejack is rea
the candlejack thing isn’t funny or scary. candlejack is just a cartoon character. so why so scared of candlejack? there’s no way a fictional character like candlejack will come and kidnap you and whatever you. this is just stupid. i can’t and never believe that candlejack is real. candlejack is just some sick man. see? i said candlejack many times, and nothing happened. candlejack is fake. i told you, candlejack isn’t real. candlejack is just some internet joke. see? 10 times i said it and noth
People,if they said it and couldn’t finish, THEY WOULDN’T HAVE POSTED COMMENT. Fricking say the whole thing! Candlejack! See? Nothing bad happens!
2 Comments made in 2011, guess candlejack had a slow yea
Candlejack is a nigge
candlejack. well i’m waiting for something to happen, pshhhh knew this was fa
This spirit sounds terrifying
Ha, I didn’t do it.
ORIGINAL AS FUCK..
ooh look candlejack. nothing happened. wow what a jo
Its amazing that you cant even make up your own characters for your lame little spook site http://youtu.be/MasCCdJ6YI8. Jesus no creative ability at all. Freakazoids was even more creepyer
lol even im going to say CandleJack and I will finish this sentence.
see what I mea
Candlejack.
What r u doing.
CANDLEJACK.
STAH
All Of You Are Idiots. Only I Can Say My name, Even Then, I Turn Emo For About An Hour! So, Call me C.J,
Candlejack? You gotta be kiddfgvb
There must be alot of Kandle _.Jakz.
Well, atleast Kandle _.Jak let the narrator finish typing and uploading the story.
That can’t be Jesus, it must be an impostor pretending to be Jesus.
Oh I see, hey people that are still alive, Chuck Norris actually cloned himself before typing his name. So it’s his clones that die not him.
Hey this mystical being actually lets some people finish their comment if you notice.
Hey Chuck Norris, It is Kandle _Jak who sends the message.
Oh no he is co
Hey Chuck Norris, it is the mystical being that sends the message
So people also die by typing its name?!? Creepypasta didn’t even warned us that. But the person who wrote the story typed its name. Oh, come on, seriously people?
Behold, my children! For I am Christ, the son of God! Believe in me, and Candlejack will be unable to harm y
I never knew WHO WAS PHONE? was the owner. Hello, WWP
Does it count if you say candle, then jack, separated by punctuation? I don’t know, how about say, ”blaa blaa blaa blaa blaa, candle, Jack blaa blaa blaa blaa bl-”
Hmmm, I bet it can come early, I mean I haven’t even said candlej-
Does that mean gingers are safe to say it..?
Candlejack, can you whisk me away….please? I’m really alone now….I could really use a friend. Candlejack? Hello? Anyone?
The people who succeed in saying his name are tricks. Those posts are actually being finished by Candlejack himself. He’s trying to make us think it’s safe to say his na
how come when people get whisked away,the comment doesnt finish,but it still manages t oget sent????????????????
Candle Jack can’t beat me because I’m Chuck Nor
BUT WHO WAS BURLAP SACK? Candlejack! Candlejack! Candlejack! See you guys nothing happens! He wont co
…i lawled, not becuase of the lameness of this story but purely due to remebering Candlejack from the TV Series Freakazoid! :)
Candlejack, there i said it and nothing happe
I don’t get how people belive that if you type candlejack you will die i mean it’s just stupid if i wont to die ill jump off a cli
candlejack is my best frie
Seriously… at the ending of the story,what do you mean spirit is very real and failure
Well, does anyone want me to write a creepypasta bout CandleJack?
candle jack a villain in the show Freakazoid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkGVhmw7x9Q
Candle jack doesn’t exist… why do you think that candle jack looks like ooige boogie from nightmare before christmas
Does anyone else think that Candlejack looks like the Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christma
Reminds me of KickThePj :D
I’m thinking about writing a serious Creepypasta about Candjack. Who’s with m
Just kidding. XD But should I write one? Really? Tell me what u think. ;) Bye creepypasta readers, goodby
CandleJack is a cartoon character from Freakazoid.
Ok this could be a very well thought out story if it were stretched a but you people are just making a mockery of it respect the site if u dont than dont toss ur 2 cents into the offering plate cuz your just making others laugh at your stupidiy BIG whoop they dont know the real wuss you are judt respect the tales and maybe tell how they can improve it if u dont like it -.-“
This is evidently an elaborate hoax by \b\ and the trolls in the comments above.
If, typing CJ’s name induce kidnapping then shouldn’t reading his name out loud in your head count? After all…Candlejack is just an unconfirmed urb
If you died from saying candlejack then how come you still clicked “post comment”
The comments that cut off at the end got lame quick. Specially the ones with a dash
ets yhwduxhtxjuxdhdxhwxujgdudtgthghgjc gxxvbhgjghxxfgvxdgvbhfhnjbvn
candlejack is a hoax, im finishing my sentence unlike most commenters on this page.
candlejack blahblahblahblah silly douchenut.
i like it how everyone who says his name never finishes the sentence coz they got taken away.
but they still managed to press
the post comment button lol
oh man, i love this guy, every couple of days i got to his house with my bud Satan and we play poker till midnight, i mean, The Grim Reaper has nothing on candlejack, he would never take m
they say that if you say his name outloud he smashes your face into the keyboard several times before taking you away, but come on candlejack isnt re a09pfua0dfjoidsaufakslemfoiamdf jaosdjfeoafjdfaodfea ajdfapfeasdafa apedfjaofa
God damn it stop saying my name your runnin me raged damn
I’m actually scared to try O-O
Goku: Candlejack! I’m ready for our fi
Vegeta: Candeljack killed Kakarot? Let me get the dra
Yamcha: Ca- *Dies*
why is it no one finishes their sentence? i get it, but honestly its a bit dumb.
The comment section is far better than the pasta ^_^
To all of those people who don’t have a sense of humour and yell at those who are having some fun, just get over it. Also, to those who put periods or hyphens at the end of your sentences, this would be impossible if CandleJack wa
If the candlejack really existed then he would come here and smask my face into the keyTJ YJU Y TNJ TN RBTH TYGHGHY
Candle jack candlejack CANDLEJACK oh hey i still have my soul =•= i hate when people put things that arent even creepy on here…shittards…
There is more comments than there is story. XD
What the fuck is a candlejack and why are those fucktards posting unfinished sentences? =))
This is from the cartoon Freakazoid (which is a funny as hell show, go watch it) How the fuck is a badguy from a childs cartoon scary at all? this is retarded and for bullshit like this they should make a section called “scary only if you are a giant pussy and would get scared watching pokemon” Whoever posted this gay story in the first place should feel bad about their lack of creativity and general stupidity and anyone who finds this even slightly creepy is a huge fucking pussy!
the only comment not about candlejack that made me laugh
shit i said his na
hey candlejack! go fuck some shit up at my neibors house please they suck.. thanks.
-crazy one
“CANDLEJACK”
*looks around*
hmm…
Interesting. Hmm, well thanks for posting th- kidding!
CandleJack, CandleJack, CandleJack. See?! I’m fin
I said it before I even read the story. I said the title out loud
Candlejack asdfghjkl; FACK. FACK. CANDLEJACK. ISN’T REAL FACK U GUISE. UGH. SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND STUFF. TRROOOOOOOOLLSSSSSSSSSSS.
the “Say candlejack and don’t finish the sentence” joke is getting old, guys.
CandleJack Mother Fu
Jk still here.
I didn’t know who he was at first then I watched the Freakazoid episode, then my friend accendently said CandleJack I was scared at first but when nothing hap-
Hello Everyone, To Prove Candle isnt real, I’m going to find a smart*** Way to say it :) One day, I was… Aw screw it.
CandleJack CandleJack CandleJa-. *Body hits the mouse accidentaly and hits post comment*
Ok, firstly, stop pretending CandleJack came and whisked you away. That joke is old now, sorry to inform you. It was clever the first time. This story was short and remotely creepy, but honestly, not that creative.
The best part about the pasta is the comments. The consistancy of the sentence cutting joke really cements the bit little fear the Canddlejack story gives yo
At first I this was really stupid but then all the comments about Candlejack got me really scar
Prince moldy butt?
what a load of bullshit! there is no suck thing as Candlejack, get ove
Come on people, Candlejack isn’t re
I am a nice guy :) I post the comments for you when you say my name.
See? Candlejack can be considera
i don’t understand, i thought you had to say candle-jack’s name for it to work…
Wow, this pasta is burnt. There’s no way a cloth-wearing spirit named Candlejack can just tak
Holy Bejeezus, people are still commenting after 4 years. But has anybody stopped to think that the Jack has grown tired of kidnapping so many people? Why, just the other day I saw one of my friends disappear right before my eyes after saying, well, you guys know. So I propose: let’s take a break from saying Candlejack so He/She can take a well deserved re
There’s a girl version of CJ?! Hell Yeah! CANDLEJILL CANDLEJILL CANDLEJILL CAND
Who’s next?
All these comments about Candlejack are fak
Wow people. Has anyone ever thought about this: when people do all the “Oh Candlejack isn’t rea-” stuff, if they’re dead or whatever, then how do the comments get posted? Think about it….
Spent one minute reading story, spent 20 minutes reading the comments of candlejack story, Wut Dafuk!
Psssh. As if just saying Candlejack will kill you. That’s ridi
Okay guys this ‘Candeljack stuff is really old.
End of sentence.
Oops, mispelled candlejack sor
candlejack isnt real
i said it
Rumplestiltskin….
Candlejack,Candlejack,CandleJack Nothing happened it was obvious that it is fak………………………………………………………………………………………………………………gftrfgbcbggh Just kidding
I’m already picturing the duct tape on your mouth… just end your sentence spontaneously one more time after saying Candlejack and I’m gonn
… just kidding..
Whatw? Homicidal maniacs can’t be funny too?
Stop this Candlejack jokes!!!!
Theey´re not even funn
candlejack can suck my penis
LOL! Candlejack has to be the villain ever! But it’s really fake, so it’s not that sca
CANDLEJACK TAKE ME WITH YO
LOL Stop With The Candlejack Jokes It Was Funny At First Now It’s Just Lame.COME AND GET ME CANDLEJACK SEE NO SHIT HAPPENED! HAHAHAHAHHAH SEE IM STILL ALIVE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Candle Jack Dont Exist.
Its Lies.K? Okay Mike Out.
P.s It CJ Really Re-
candlejack isn’t real. nuff fuckin said
candlejack isn’t real.
Candlejack. See f… hi I’m candlejack and I just wanted to say… BICH GET OFF MY COMPUTER! As I was saying see? No candlejack
The comments are making my day :D
I KNOW THE FEELS, BRO.
I used to be the shit…
Don’t worry Slenderman you’re still one of them.
This is so stupid. Relax already
Guys, you are all idiots.
Do any of you HONESTLY think that some gullible fool would think saying a nonsense conglomeration of two sane words would cause a ‘paranormal being’ to come and whisk you away?
C’mon guys. be realistic here.
So, what, this ‘ghost’ then POSTS the comment you were typing before ‘he’ ‘runs off’ for his next victim? This meme is so stupid, I can’t believe some people are so gullible. Seriously, guys. Enough with this candlejack sh*t. It’s really starting to get on my ner
This candlejack stuff is stup-
Hey guys, am I late on this Candlejack shit? Where did everybody g
Welcome to the Party…! Where have you been?!
I made a deal with Candlejack. If I sucked hi
Haha, real cute. Everybody knows this Candlejack thing is a m
lol, don’t mention his name, he’ll come get you if you say it, but if you don’t say it he’ll still come and get you.
fail pasta is fail.
Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is Candlejacka
How are people even supposed to have time to press Post Comment after thay say \’his\’ name? Candlejack pasta is HOLY SHIT BURLAP SACK MUST PRESS ENTER RATHER THAN RUN!
Great, now candlejack is a mem
@ true colors (black)
don’t worry! i’m barely 14 and i’m okay.
but wait, one question. if you read Candlejack’s name, will he still whisk you awa
Candlejack stuff got old fast.
candle jack! that was easy
every body who left a comment here if they say his name in there comment (if you havent noticed) the last few letters of there comment is gone but if they dont say his name the last two letters (or more) are there!
creepy
Hey, Candejack, you gotta let me outta this burlap bag eventually, you know what are you gonna do, yyou already kidnapped me, I say your name again, candlejack candlejack candlejack, you can’t do nothing!!! YOU ALREADY HAVE ME!!! good thing I had this laptop with me, actually its kinda nice in theis sack…
Your comment isn’t approved in moderation if you don’t cut your sentence off when you type the name.
Candlejack is my boyfrie
What the hell? Even when people misspell candlejack the sentences are still cut off. BOGUS :D
HAHA! This was so stupid, candlejack, candlejack, candlejack. I even said it out loud and I’m totally fi
Candlejerk.
YEAH RIGHT! CJ is not real!!! I read through all the comments and don’t believe any of you. I dare CandleJack to take m
This candlejack is a load of bullshi
Honestly, honestly, honestly. This is the most moronic meme since lolcats and all of these retards not finishing their sentences after saying Candlejack are the most ridiculous fu
I’m gonna need more rope…
i dont get it who is candlejake and why is nobody finishing there sentenses?
jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack jumped over the candle stick.
We have to applaud this other Jack guy, he jumped over the candle without getting hurt. I wonder what would happen if the candle jack was jumping over got stolen by-
candlejack-
i cant even say my own name god damnit. every time i say candlejack my father comes in and h
east he’s not jandlecack
eh ehh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Im never saying————————————————————————— phew that was clo
All of this Candlejack stuff gets terribly tiring after a whi
I got whisked away by Candlejack and all I got was this lousy t-shi
Candlejack can suck it because im rick james bit
Oh crap that was close ohwell noone has to worry about candlejack anymo
WHO WAS CANDLEJACK?!?!
WAS CANDLEJACK VOLDEMO
Nice guy. Gave me some of his pie first time I was taken. Kept muttering about needing more rope though.
If it’s neither male nor female…shouldn’t it be “IT who REALLY should not be named” ???
Pffff. Candlejack doesn’t scare m
‘IT’ does now..! *giggles* Candlejack you are pricele
Ohhhh you guys are just trollin’. Candlejack isn’t r
Woah, even the rake got whisked away..! Haha..!
Damn!!! 2 years after this shit was posted it’s still getting comments. I didn’t think this pasta would get this big.
candle jack is not re-
candle jack nuff said see nothing happe
CANDLEJACK*
candlejack
candlejack
candlejack
candlejack
candlejack
candlejack
candlejack
candlejack
candlejack
CANDELJACK!!!!!!!!
i’m still here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candlejack is a lie, just like ca
so i was watching paranormal activity an it makes me wonder. who would win in a fight candle jack or th
This is ridiculous, guys. Seriously. I’ll say Candlejack and nothing will hap
You all seriously have too much time on your hands. Almost 150 comments about Candlejack being real? Come on, you guys. Get a li
you guys are mental, letting this all get to you. here, watch. candlejack. see? nothi
C-jack won’t be getting me anytime soon! Like those whisperers I ignore!
Psh, don’t be silly. Candlejack isn’t re-.
Even though I know that the Jack of Candles probably doesn’t real, I still refuse to say his real name out loud. You never know…
Dude this is the funniest thing I have ever read, like seriously. I thought it was silly and pointless at first, but with the comments I just lol’d! I can’t believe this Candlejack thing got so big. This is my first time hea
So he sends your post but can’t finish them? Candlejack is a je
This is funny Candlejack isnt going to get you if his name is sa
wow, seems like candlejack has already taken alot of people just from the comme
thats a lie candlejack wont get you if you say his na
ha he cant get me i know his weakness PUMPKIN PIE!!
@ Ma Cherie
lmao
Candlejack aint got nothin’ on Jack Empt
candlejack is a stalker.
So is their a candlejill i’d want a piece of tha
Saw that ending from a mile away. XD
Ha, you guys have no common sense! Just use an upper-case “i” instead of an l. Look, “CandIejack”. It’s not perfect, depending on what font the site it’s on uses, but people know what you’re talking about, and that way Candlejack won’t take you because you’re not rea
Ok guys seriously, I mean at first this whole CJ shit was funny but now you’re all blowing it out of proportion.
I mean, even if he did exist, what makes you think Candlejack would waste his time wit
Why is everyone taking this thing so seriously? If people want to have a joke by cutting off their sentences after saying candlejack, let th
THEN WHO WAS GOUGING???
Pardon me but this is going to be a LONG rant about how stupid it is when people end their sentences abruptly and mid-sentence after typing Candlejack.
It’s so nice of candlejack to hit the Post comment but
You idiots.
Ending your sentences after saying Candlejack is so stupid.
Stop being fucktards.
theres thousands of missing persons cases in the world, because of all you stupid people who say candlejack and think nothi
Don’t worry, You are one of those people. *smiles*
Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack
*GASP* Nothing happened!
i can has candlejack?
So he wears a white hood then goes around abducting people? Sound like ether a racist or a rapist.
Also candlejack is ga
Who’s CJ?
I hear about him everywhere on this site.
I tried looking him up, but Candlejack is impossible to fi
:D SANTA CLAUS’ LONG-LOST BROTHER! :D
more like..Jack The Ripper long lost brother
:)
“He” Who Should REALLY Not Be Named?
Neither male nor female?
Hmm…
CANDLEJACK, CANDLEJACK, CANDLEJACK. TAKE ME.
I dare y
Such a shame that such a delicious pasta is ruind by people trying to spoil it by saying (CandleJack) and make it look lik
Candlejack doesn’t exist.
It’s obvious
Goddamned /b/tards, making memes out of everything. What did Candlejack ever do to th
I can say candlejack. I’m just fine. See? MY POST WILL FINISH. IT DID. SEE?!
Fucking /b/tards!Everyone knows Candlejack isn’t re
That episode was my first time seeing Freakazoid, back when it began rerunning on Cartoon Network. I never had WB and had never even heard of the show, loved it instantly. I never would have guessed that so many years later, Candlejack would take on a life of his own as an overplayed internet me
psh. nobody can defeat me!
not even candlejack.
i mean plea
You’re all a bunch of pansies! Candlejack isn’t real! The hyphens aren’t helpi
hey guys im back i managed to escape from candlejack’s hou
…They never learn… Good luck escaping again though, darling~!
if he’s not male or female then why is he called candleja
Candlejack is gay
..theres a knock on my door brb
A moment of silence, for the deceased MooMoon.
How come whenever you say Candlejack your post is never finished?
Ok, so I got the whole Candlejack bit, BUT THEN WHO WAS RO
Oops, hit submit early. What I meant to say w
You know, the whole candlejack premise is just silly, I m
To Readman, if you were caught by CandleJack, you youldn’t have time to put a hyphen at the last letter of your sentence. CandleJack CandleJack CandleJack. Am I dead? Nope ;D
BUT THEN WHO WAS CANDLEJA
Candlejack Candlejack candlejack.
Nothing happene
Blorgh. Candlejack. See! I said it! Not getting kidnapped yet!
-_-
Candlejack isn’t rea
Chuck…
Chuck…
CHUCK!!!
Chuck Norris? So he wasn’t invincible after all. Damn, looks like CJ won our little bet. Now to go find 20$ to give him.
*Gives him 20$*
Candlejack, what a rediculous sto
I said Candlejack and look at what hap
Ah, this is some good pasta. But when you say Candlejack you don’t really get
I like like like your name…! What a spelling! LOL
@62
candlejake?
LMFAO.
Candlejack doesnt make Jack the Ripper afra
Aren’t you the guy who killed all those ppl in London ?
ahhh,Jack The Reaper
a original joke in the anime
Black Butler..
go HeroBrine!
go HeroBrine!
guys
i’m scared
i’m only 13…
also,candlejakc does not exi
JUST KIDDING HE REALLY OH !&$# SOMETHINGS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!!!!
how come when people get whisked away,the comment doesnt finish,but it still manages t oget sent????????????????
It’s cause CJ’s just that nice.
He’s considerate to his victims, so he sends the comments for us.
Okay seriously… Maybe by mocking his name I’ve been cursed to always make typos IN EVERY #$^$%^ing POST!
Saw=say
Tucking Fypos
Oh and of course by “he’s” I mean “these.”
I’m typing from C.J.’s basement! There’s a lot of people from creepy pasta… I wonder if I saw his name again what will happen? Candlejack.
Haha, he’s comments are making me laugh… Seriously… Candlejack is a bunch of bu
People who take the internet this seriously suck. End of sentence.
The Candlejack meme sucks. End of sentence.
Meh, I don’t think if you say Candlejack’s name he’ll whisk you aw
Fantastic =D
Now if only someone could find a way to sneak a Rick Roll into a creepypasta.
Once I was walking around with Jack. I had a candle, Jack is my be
ok, Hiding in my room now…..I don’t want to be put in a bag by a “spirit” in a white hood….
awww.. Don’t worry. He won’t get you. Just don’t say his name.
Man I love CandleJack… And CandleJack lo
Phew, after all this time, I can finally say Candlejack. I’ve been worried for ag
Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack. Now, unless my post is somehow edited, I will finish this sentence. See? nothing happened.
Candlejack. See, nothing happened to me.
They like to have their fun about Candlejack. It’s not like it’s re
maybe it’s only if you say it, not type it. i wonder… any ideas, anyone?
Bullshit. No such thing as Candlejack. Seriou
I said Candlejack, and look at what happen t
Wait, how do you post the comment if you’ve been whisked away by ignited wax-stick Jack?
What? Logic?? In my creepypasta?!
Oh yeah, almost forgot to say Candlejack so I can be whisked awa
Kai: Yeah, they’re just being typical /b/tards. Saying Candlejack won’t d
I’m actually afraid to say it.
Candlejack.
Woo.
Candlejack.
This is just jackassery.
@31: that’s the point dearie
this candlejack crap is getting ridiculous. it is creepy to think about tho
There’s no such thing as Candlejack. You guys are such re
how long will it take until this becomes a popular pasta?
not long
Protip- avoid having your sentence abruptly shortened by your disappearance by ending it with Candlejack
the people that end their cut-off sentences with a dash(-) or an ellipsis(…) don’t get it.
and since CJ will get you even if you type his name, what if you messed up and spelled it canduljack?
Candlejack can go fu
@ shortys roc my sox
could you spell my name right please
I can’t believe that some ppl DARE impersonate C.J. !
Lock who’s talking joe
ok this is just crap some one made up see candlejack candlejake candlejake see still nothing i’m perfectly fiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuppo
this is not shortys any more this is her sister uh princess bella and if you notice she misspelt fine becuase candlejake came and was banging her head on the keypa….
I’ll make that frickin’ Candlejack suck my co
The comments were the only thing that made this pasta even the slight bit creepy!
I laughed a lot, though. :)
I pictured CJ as the Oogie Boogie from Nightmare before Xmas!
LOL
this is a really good one. awesome.
candlejack doesn’t deserve this many comme
WHO WAS PHONE, these stories are delicious. Naturally, I’m a tad hesitant to find these stories on ED what with the content of that website, so I thank you for hosting them. This is a great site especially now that it’s getting to be around Halloween(although not quite…)
Although…I prefer the real stories. Like the lightbulb at the firestation one….
I mean, this story about a guy named Candlejack? It’s simply prepos
This guy isn’t so bad. Me and a few friends play poker at his house every Friday and he lets us go. He’s really sweet. Has a wife, two kids, a few kittens, and the people he kidnaps are let go after a few days. Honestly, Candlejack is really a ni
Candlejackass lol see what I did there lol nothing will happe
o god u ppl…this is such bogus!
i’ll say his name three times, like beetle juice…candlejack candlejack candleja-
This candlejack stuff is nonsense..
I’ll type out a sentence and nothing will happ–
O and by the way now you cant kill simba
A chick cop pulled me over once, and she gave the typical shit of, “Do you know how fast you were going?” I heard the best thing was to be honest, so I said, “About 70, maam.” She said, “Call me Jackie.”
She said I was the first person that was honest, and maybe she’d let me off if I did her a favor.
A favor? Apparently, there was a game going on with the cops that they had to get the people they pulled over to do random things. I’m willing to do anything for the lulz.
Jacklie pulled out a strapon and some matches. I was like “WTF,” and she was like, “No, it’s not what you think.” I had to put it on and lay on my back with it pointed up.
I noticed it was… wax? Then I’ll say what she did. She handed me a match, and I lit the candle. Jackie said, “Now watch how I put it ou
No, he’ll have to kidnap himself, which sounds like a difficult task, to be honest.
If Candlejack said his own name, would he have to kill himse
LOL! Epic fail!!!!!!! XD
For him…
* trollface *
ppl say candle—- spam his place!!!!
Its me, Candlejack. Im sick of all you losers typing my name, come on seriously its not fu
I knew you were human.
C.J. Isn’t human.
Candlejack, can you please be my friend?
you realy mean that
Ok…
Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack your gonna have to learn that killing isn’t nice
I like to put beetles in people’s cornhole
I like trapping ppl in my traps.
can you help me build a redstone trap please?
:D
Yush
I like trapping people in their own traps!
I like to trap people that trap other people that trap people that also trap people
Crappypasta authors taste nice.
I preffer ski*****g them alive, or pulling their int******s out~
i like stabbing ppl
i like eating ppl
I like….hmmmmm….cutting ppl to pieces :3
I like haunting someone’s game and griefing the hell out of them. And then murdering them in a million gruesome ways, then stealing their diamonds.
If you say his name at the end of your sentence, then you don’t have a sentence left to cut off. So that should counter the effects the name Candlejack use–
I lol’d. But really, everyone knows that Candlejack doesn’t really exi
It is kinda relaxing.Those screams they make at the end make it worth it.The person formerly known as ‘Noneya’ well….. if u want to know say my name and you will see.And CJ is fine
Sick,bro!
*vomits on computerscrean*
god..
that’s just sick!
*vomits bricks*
Jeez, u people go around like eggshells. U puke at everything u hear. “Yea i killed a guy.” Then u puke all over the place. Heyy broseph its the truth.
Hey eyeless jack me and two of my friends saw u at r school two weeks ago u jst stood at the end of the red door staring down the steps ps tht red door and steps have been blocked off for years now wonder y
wait is that really you dang I didn’t think Id see you again. By the way they found out it was some punk that wore a hoodie and a mask over the Jason vorhee mask
C.J.
We are all deeply sorry for running you ragged like this. And I’m sure all those /b/tards are keeping you from nice, relaxing hobbies.
So please Mr. Candlejack, take it easy
-BonerFr
*Loads of typos, sorry!*
Yo! C.J.!
What do you do with the people you kidnapp? With technology as it is it would be impossile for you to kill hundreds of people at once and not have your face plastered on the evening news.
Do you have an illicit diamond mine somewhere or something?
Is it okay if I line my grill with ice and start wearing BLING, then?! Imma fuck you up.
Does it only work for humans?
Plz reply.
Notch’s dead brother aka HeroBrine.
No we are half houmens he tried well it may have Bin the he iposter but we ate him
Holy crap, there is a conversation between C.J, Herobrine, and Shelebun and Ichg. Whats next, Freddy and Jason make up and have a tea party??!!
y yes we did make up and have a tea party
hey herobrine how’d you get here buddy
IMPOSTER!!!!
-Herobrine
Always watching…
is it okay if i call you cj then?
Does it count if your dead? Because I mean, if Candleja… >->’ close. If he/ she takes away your spirit but your DEAD, then don’t you not have a spirit for Candlejack to ta
I took that impostard and now people plz i beg you stop saying my name.I come home every day at 6 pm and go to work every 6 pm.My hobi is…well you know whisking you away.So can you plz be quiet for the next few days.
Candeljack
My bad candlejack ill make sure eve
I’ll fill in the other shift.
I’ll help out… I’m tired waiting in this line….
dude, you spelled your name wrong. I think that, of all people, (or ghouls) you should know how to spell your name.
Hi guys. Candlejack here. Listen, I do appreciate everyone saying my name so I can whisk them away to my home so I can do the only thing that gives me pleasure in my unlife. But, honestly, this comments section alone has made me go out of my way to snag no less than a dozen folks! And with 4chan’s /b/ sub-board always talking about me, making me grab hundreds a day, the work is starting to get to me. It will be months before I can finish extracting maximum punishment to those I’ve taken from /b/ just last week! So please, be considerate of us who come from the Other Side (or whatever your show X-Files is calling it this Wednesday, or was it Friday? mortal nomenclature confuses me sometimes), and keep my name to a minimum.
Thank you for your consideration,
Candleja
Hi C.J. I ask you one thing
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give the rest of us some of the fun. ;)
Why am I still here, you ask? I’M NOT HUMAN!
dude…
your here cuz you didn’t say Candlejack.
oh fuck,i said his nam
Someone:
haha i find it funny that everyone that says his name never finishes their sentence x]
What is this, a creepypasta meetup? Nobody tell Jeff, he’s a douche.
well he whisks himself away to his own sack and joins the bodies he stole himself ^_^
you are not me, bugger off, thou nasty impersonator!
-Herobrine
Always watching…
Must be irritating whisking yourself away every time you introduce yourself
Should you not have taken yourself seeing as anyone who mentions your name is killed?
What happens if you say your name?
I also wonder C.J. what would hapoen if you say your name..? Well you can’t be whisked and get tortured by yourself…? wait…. can you…? and sorry about that C.J., guys if you saw his room right now it’s a long waiting line! Hurry up C.J. deary ~ !
I am the real Candlejack not him you fa
Gonna call bullshit on that one.
I like the part where he said CandleJack it’s so fun
you got stolen, your fake candlejake (hah, saved myse….)
I like the mention that it counts for direct and indirect means. For those of you who are stupid, thats means that the following counts:
“Damn, its dark Jim. Should light a candle.” “Jack, what are you talking abou-“
good use of candlejack in a creepypa
Candeljack,candeljack see its a l
Hmmmm Candlejack…probably one of the least reali
Bah! Candlejack is the stupidest thing I have ever heard o
haha i find it funny that everyone that says his name never finishes their sentence x]
lol I know right XD
his name :3
yeah i know, how on earth would they be able to post it if they were dead. this candlejack i an assload of bullsh
Candlejack can suck my co
Candlejack? In my creepyp
I have witnessed Candlejack take my best frien
You guys are all fucking retarded. This whole story is fucking retarded. This name is fucking retarded. I hate you idiots going around spewing this candlejack bullsh
dont be so mean they’re just fooling around
candlejack ho on he got me ha is a lot of bull. cryptozoology out
i am very glad candlejack iconsiderate enogh to post these unfinished po
Could all of you please stop saying my name i’m running out of room…
you must have a heavy burlap sack sir!
Hey Candlejack- Oh wait FU
This is the most funniest and scariest story I’ve ever read..! Thanks for creating it Ca……. err I mean C.J. I almost said Candlejack for a second the
listen we need to candlejack our candlejacks so candlejack doesnt candlejack our jacks whats the name again candlejack…….oh crap
Candlejack is fake geez. Give me something to prove that he’s rea
^I’m thinking that’s enough proof for you.
Guys CandleJack is NOT real. Just to prove it: CandleJack CandleJack CandleJa- OH SHIT HE’S HE-
We will say your name then you come and we eat you candlejack
Candeljack haha lol this is bulshit wow go fuck urself candelass
lol i cant stand this, some times i laugh about it. it almost like slender man ><. it doesnt exitesed and people freak out over it. at least this is drag out likie any other topic on this site. were draging them till there not even scary anymore
*weaves you a new, larger sack* there you go, candlejack. oh, wait. well, shi-
one problem with this is that the title is HE who should not be named, but in the story it says that it is NEITHER male nor female. the story is okay as long as you don’t say candlejack. all this shi
no, I was not taken by candlejack. I just lost my train of thought
Ok, Mr “CandleJa**” Theres Alot Of Things Wrong with Your Little visits.
1: Ppl Are TYPING This Not Saying It And Your Not Going To Watch Them Type.
2: Why Would You Stop to Post Their Comment? Your Too Busy “Killing People”
And 3:
Ive Said Ur Name MILLIONS Of Times and I NEVER Die.
So, you Fail x3
and you can’t spell
Then why did you star out the last two letters of his name?
1: put on your nerdy glasses geek; the article says: ‘It is said the second it’s name has been called out, EITHER DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY’ which includes typing.
2: ‘busy killing people’? like, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING I’M A FREAKING SANTA CLAUS?! I only kill people who mention my name not every freaking person in this world!
3: You didn’t say it RIGHT. WHAT THE HELL, DID JEFF CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE LAST NIGHT? Firstly, learn how to spell.
Until then, I’m waiting for you….
well mr. CandlieJackie…..ha you can’t get me because I just gave you a nickname♥
MUAHAHAHA
Hope you like you’re nickname♥
I don’t get it. Is it that funny to jack off with a candle?
I’m gonna need more rope.
C.J,you should change your name into
CandulJerkFace
LOLZ,that will be epic….
That’s a reference.
plz dont kill me. I will give you brownies if you dont
First i thought this would be about voldemort but now that i know it’s about candlejack that makes it even mo
Yeah, lol.
Harry potter:Voldemort killed my parents so i shall f*** him up. Voldemort:ORLY >:3
So I find it funny. Upon mentioning ‘his’ name, you’re stolen. However he’s still considerate enough to submit your post, unfinished as it was to prove his existence. Honestly Candlejack has got to be the biggest jo
bang me. :c
Wtf is wrong with you
Mind if i do
Hell ya!!!!!!
I didn’t know slender had a son…..
Who’s apparently affiliated with yahoo.com
seriously with the tentacles he has
He has 2 and there us. P s can we kill your son
He doesn’t…last I checked.
Who said it was really slenders son ;)
DIRTY DIANA
Lol
I hate Candlejack.
im guessing you died right after you said that.
Yes. Yes he did… *nudges corpse with foot*
Those poor /b/tards who said Candlejack’s name. They never stood a cha
Good guy Candlejack, still posts the comme
I highly doubt that Candlejack would po
Oh gosh, I read this at first expecting something, well, creepy.
I wasn’t expecting memery.
And what the hell is up with Candlejack? This is just fucking ridi
Wow just wow
Lol! Candlejack isn’t re
i didnt know he was a spirit. i always thought candlejack was some ki
wasnt candlejack from that tv show?
uhh, whats it calledd, freakazoid or some shit like that
Holy crap I never knew that… *just researched freakazoid*
candy cove?
dont ever tempt me to look at that fucktarded show ever again. by the way, SAY MY NAME.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6b5icdb7EY
Just watched it Mr. Jack, it was pretty funny.
-Herobrine
Always watching…
Herobrine stay out of my game and messing with my stuff you dick
Moo, people are trying to say that if you say its name then it will come and get you, hence the sentence ending: They died before they finished it.
I mean come on, everyone knows all this Creepypasta with Candlejack aint tr
why is that when you say Candlejack the sentence ends? or maybe I’m just crazy… -_-
Thats the point. Because if you say his name he takes you away instantly. Thats why younever talk about Candlejack. Ev
then how to people have time to press enter to post the comment if Candlejack takes them awa
Honestly, do you think it’s them who press enter?
plus they say that he is a spirit which if im right spirits cant manipulate mass…. I think but anyway the candlejack theory if just….weird
“He” presses enter to post the comment.
If you haven’t figured what’s going on, I can explain.Follow these steps to join their idiocy:
1. Tell everyone that you don’t believe in the whole story (other ideas are optional).
2. Mention “Candlejack” in your comment.
3. Pretend you’re an idiot by leaving the sentence unfinished (implying that Candlejack got you).
If you have followed these 3 simple steps correctly and haven’t messed it all up, I congratulate you. You have now joined the ranks of morons, contributing to this abyss of stupidity with the very same idea probably for a thousandth time. Way to go.
Why are you reading all of these comments then, guy?
Booooo I hope Candlejack comes to take you aw
What the hell are you guys talking about? And also who or what the fuck is Candleja- wait a second there is a dumb with a white hood is at my door.
Hmmm that was weird when i got to the door he was there but when I opened it he was gone it was creepy actually because there was a really tall guy with a white face on the other side of the street. I still feel like I am being wa- hoooolly shhhit that guy with the white hood is in the roo
thats funny
Hey. Professor. Learn to lighten the fuck up. If you don’t, I’ll be in your bedroom.
On that note…go to sleep.
really jeff =.=
How do YOU sleep when you can’t close your eyes? Hmmmmmmmmm?
Professor im know what your talking about I said his name out loud and nothing happened the idiots that actually try to make this up are just dumb… and just to put it out loud….(CANDLE FUCKING JACK)
Stop being fucking ass holes ruining everyone else’s fun Jesus Christ you are going out of your way to fucking ruin it for every one else
waitwait…. even though you find this ridiculous you STILL TRIED???!!! look, candlejack might not be real but….. oh shi
And you misspelled “Convincer”.
Nerd.
Lighten up man. It’s all just good fun. Don’t like the comments? Don’t read them then. Simple.
No need to be mean people are just trying to have fun I hate people that just go out of their way to make others feel stupid
Stop being a killjoy. We know “he” isn’t real; it’s all in good fun.
thanks, professor! this really helped me.
it’s still just a joke though and they’re not idiots. Candlejack is fun for them. think about it for a second.
Jesus, not all this Candlejack bullshit again. Get it through your skulls, he’s not rea
who’s candlejack? i have never hea
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (That laugh sounded a lot less obnoxious irl)
I didn’t expect this one. *still giggling*
I didn’t think anyone could seamlessly fit Candlejack into any creepypa-
I’ve seen much better stories get submitted “three question marks”, I find it wierd to have this posted up on the site instead.
Lol everyone knows Candlejack is dea
I have a question, can Candlejack be IP ba
hahahaha IP banned
just give him pie..
he’ll go away
Can aggre to that!
Aye, mate!
Now where is my pie!?!?!
Can aggre to that!
Now where is my pie?
I ate it. Wanna juggle some knives?
xD again candlejack you are four years la
I wilzneveh giveu meh pie buahahahah!!!>:3
Candle Jack if you don’t come in the next 72 hours I’m going to hunt you down and then I’m going to f****ing kill you!
why does everyone stop typing. if you say candlejack nothing is gonna ha
OMG MOM!!!!!
LMAO!!!!
Oh so that’s where you went. Damn it Candlejack the police have been looki
Why don’t you try coming up with some better creepypasta besides stuff on ED? You fucking asshole you should be thankful these people have took the time to post these creepypastas and a new one at that every day.
Candlejack! See I said it and I’m fi
goddamnit why does everyone say candle jacknigs funny how fake he i
*sigh* Did we really need this here? Why can’t we have real copypasta instead of this stupid /b/ meme candlejack shit. It’s not funny, it’s not scary, so why have it he
I’m Commmmmming.
Your about four years late candel -_-
Candlejack is also notoriously slow.
No it’s because he wanted the general populace to know that he has finally been laid.
Seems Candlejack has put on some pounds.
Its pretty obvious Candlejack isn’t real. He is just this stupid made up thing that entertains little boys and stuff. Why do pe
Ya Anonymous is right i already got them on like july 1 2008
You’re 4 years late candle -_-
I only come on leap years.
if jeff comes for me, i’m gonna say your make and you’ll me my escape mechanism, ok?
It’ll be too late for that..
candlejack you really have your work cut out fo
stop taking people please
Plot twist: That really is candlejack and he really is coming for y
That’s what she said
L-O-friggin’-L…
candlejack is not rea
what does /b/ mean?
4chan board
Rule #1
…do you live under a rock?
Candlejack hehehehehe
WTF
Why are there two of you?
Dude are you real?And if you are what happens if people say you initials?
Don’t be stupid. Candlejack doesn’t exi
Aw, At least Candlejack was nice enough to post your comme
Oh VERY funny Anna. Putting a sarcastic spin on a sarcastic comment. If Candlejack WAS real, you DESERVE to be whisked awa
For godsakes stop saying candlejack, oh no i said his nam
Lol. I love this string of comments…, everyone should know Candlejack isn’t real. It’s just a dumb cre
Your just typing his name. LOLZ. Jlust say it like im do
Oh my god.
The lack of spelling is driving me crazy!
Candlejack doesn’t exist, but frankly i’d like ‘it’ to gouge your eyes out. All of you.
killjoy…
And another thi
for the sake of god, candlejack can suck my co
Why did everyone stop talking after saying candlejack? Im so confu
lol haha why say the name "candlejack" when you can sa
Lol this is a lie! i said cadlejack atleastbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
And you guys wonder how the comments get posted.
Oh Candlejack you are so fu
What happens if jandleCack says his own name? Does that mean that Candljack has to capture his own-son of a bitch I said it. What was that? It was probably just the cat that I don’t ha
This is so fake cuz you said its name but posted back a week later next time be more convincing B-)
Jesus guys. It’s not funny anymore ok. STAHP
lol today i said candlejack and nothing ha
You guys are crazy. Hey ain’t real, See; CandleJack CandleJack CandleJack CandleJack
CandleJa
The jokes about _______ aren’t funny any more. There are already twenty comments about Candlejack killing them while they type their com
If I say Candlejack will I really get ki
pooball
Well Candlejack is not a name for peni
i pee on the side of the toilet cuz it makes less sound
just seeing this comment made me laugh so hard i went and peed on the side of the toilet
Random comment is random
brb dying
The fuck man?
Dafuq
you said candle..ck
What the heck is wrong with you people?! Candlejack is so not real; he can go fuck himse
It was by accident.
That doesn’t make any sense….if you’re Candlejack, then WHO WAS PHO
I like pho! asian pri… WT?! Stop i!!
What happens if you say it? R u Guys whi stopped typing kidding??
So Candlejack reads creepypastas about himself? Odd tha
Guys, I’m telling you, he isn’t real. Just because you type Candlejack doesn’t mean he wi
Its more like candlejackoff what u gonna do about i
I swear…I just said it like ten times. Nothing even happ
Come on guys. We all know this isn’t real. Everything on this site is fake. Escpecially something with the name of Candlejack. This story is just stu
Of course it’s not real. Just saying Candlejack won’t make yo
This is the dumbest thing ever Candlejack clearly isn’t doing this. Qu
anyone going on here with the name candlejack is a fa
come on candlejack is yust a led
Oh please this is ridiculous. Obviously this is just a creepy pasta meant to scare us. I mean seriously, I doubt Candlejack’s going to take me awa
CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK
CANDLEJACK!!! Grow up.
Sucks to be you
I’m coming for you
congratulations! you are the first person to end the comment before getting killed by candleja
quit being rude. i’d like to see you do better.
Do you even know what a joke is?
@lego brick man
He’s too cool for jokes, he ain’t got time to joke around because he has too much swag.
CANDLEJACK ISN’T REA
CANDLEJACK, CANDLEJACK, PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
how did you get your text to do that?
who’s candlejack?
If you say candlejack all that hap
Did you not read the post these comments are based on. It is the first thing up there!
Sorry but…
Are you stupid?…
your dead
You’re*
Candlejack is so fa
. I’m not stupid enough to say Candlejack…. FU……….
candle jack isnt re
Mind fuck… so many comments on the is threa
But.. You, you didn’t say his name!
Not in the comments, no.
Hey, it could be worse. I could be watching you. Or my buddy Jeffeh over here could be in your room. I don’t see why Candlejack gets all the attenti–*round house kick*–on. B)
Thaaank you. I was going to say something, and then saw this.
Well done, Bob. Although many believe that idiocy is a state of mind, the chain of comments suggests that it is also contagious and progresses fast. The so-called scheme of “one idiot says and a bunch of other idiots follow” has worked perfectly. Can’t wait to see if they can bring their mental regress to a new level. A well-manipulated demonstration there, Bob.
You make me happy.
don’t say that they might stop saying my name if they see this comment. then what will I do for fun?!
AHHHH!!! jackie you are so funny!!!
Oh crap
C’mon guys. He isn’t that bad!! Candlejack plays with me like no one else doe
For all I care CandleJack can kiss my a
And that’s how we got rid of Jane.
Jacky had to do it because Jeff never could. Cmon man are you that weak
Gross….
Guys really stop streaming the comments just cause you type candle jack doesn’t mean he will ki
No wonder he’s so spiteful, Candlejack is a stupid nam
Will you people please stop saying that. It’s not funny, it’s really annoying. He doesn’t exist and I will prove it. Candlejack. See? It has been ten seconds and I’m still fine. God people are dumb. Now will you stop posting comments about Candleja
you should believe candlejack he is real you kn
Ya, so I said that losers name a couple seconds ago. Lmao what is this spaz gonna d OH CRAP HES GOT MY LEG AND IM LITERALLY HANGING ONTO THE KEYBOA
awesome
I jus said candle-
god if smth rlly happened to u how did u press submit?
He’s sends it for them, CandleJack’s not a total douch
But you just said it
Say my name, you bloody bitch!
read the facking name
what if i do what ya gonna do about it huh? IM A KILELR MYSELF GO A HEAD TRY IT CANDLEJACK GO A HEAD I LIKE OYU BIG WOOP TRY TO DO SOMETHING TO ME CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLE FUCKING JACK I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT MOFO
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
CandleJack
OOOOO im scare
he doesn’t exist please stop this nonsense
Yur a Fuding Fake you FAKER
Oh please put that sack on your head and go to sleep if you are so tired jacky
stfu jack…. you owe me much
Candlejack.
Ha! See, nothing. Nothing at all. Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack! There’s no such thi
cand
lol, memery. I will admit that I lol’d here.
I said the name candlejack!
what happend?
I’m trying so hard not to say his bloody name.
CRAP MAN!!!!! I SAID IT!!!NOOOJddndjjjnxndnxjncnncncnd
How’d you press send. I know it’s an ancient post but still
well i just said candle jack in my classroom and no holy crap something just took Jose someone pliz help what was he reading? candle jack? what the fu
NO! NOT JOSE!!!!
I just said his name and nothing happened
Umm.. U arent even worthy of being my slave.. I shall take all who say my name.. So shall u be gone too..
Its just tht im stuck in this f***ing traffic..
That’s not very nice Mr. Jack! Haha, I didn’t say your name, I was being respectful right? So you don’t have to kill me and make me your slave, huh Mr. Jack? Right…right? Oh crap, how’d you get here so fast? Why do you have that brown sack? I’m sorry! So sor
Should have said Cap’n Jack,lol.;)
Then you are just freaking lucky
LOL ?
Maybe you didn’t say it loud enough or you’re just lucky❓
OK I kinda lied. My Nan walked in. Had no idea she was CANDLEJACK!
I will say it. you guys are so stupid. see? candlejack. nothing even happe
What does the name Candlejack even mea
What is it supposed to do? Candlejack, candlejack, cand
My body refuses to type his name
Still trying not to say it
I just said it and saw something outside my window at midnight. Yes I stay up till midnight reading creepypasta.
right
Oh fuck! I’m bloody trying not to say Candlejack’s…..OH FUC-
Y’all are retarded typing Candlejack doesn’t do anything. And how are yall submitting y’alls unfinish comments. Not funny any more. I just said CandleJack and nothing happen
This is CandleJack. You will all die.
Oh dear… You shouldn’t cover you face with cloth, but with a smile instead. I will carve it on your face and you will be very beautiful, CandleJack :)
Touché
He must not come when you poopin cause I been sayin his name the while time Ive been shittin here
Well played…
to say something indirectly is to like type it
Stop being a party pooper. This Candlejack thread is rather hila
I think he should be called Candlebob.
Candlebob it is XD
Candlebob is a very good one, actually
Don’t worry guys! :D I ripped him appart with my chainsaw couple of mins ago :D u can now say Candlejack! lol i said it. U can say it too! He’s dead anyway xD yup. #IJUSTRAPEDCANDLEJACKWITHMYCHAINSAW
they said candleja
Jeez, guys, I haven’t slept in weeks! Stop saying my name! The travel isn’t bad, Peru, NYC, London, but the murdering is exhausting! Stop!!!
If I don’t need sleep you don’t need sleep candlejaccandlejackcandlejack, candlejack, cand
Hello. I hope you all are enjoying my story.
dont worry i wont yap at u jacky!!! lol cant kill me cause i gave u nickname!!!!! X3
Candle Jack is a bitc
whoa you are real! ummmmmmmmmmm where are you? I said your name like two hours ago! (jk)
You guys are supid Candle Jack couldn’t possibly exi
I said Candlejack and nothi
Its fake he said candlejack and ‘died’ but who poste
He nice enough to press the enter button for us that have left :)
Candlejack is a rather mundane creepypasta. There. I am a party pooper. This is a full message.
BUT WHO WAS CANDLEJACKNFMJYMHYMYJJKHKK,OIIUIUMTJRK J
oh my god really are you ok (sarcasem)
Candlejack?!? What kind of a name is tha
I agree with a name like Candlejack I would b
It’s my name gotta problem with it ?
ME 2 IM 8 YEARS OLD.BUt im watching Markiplier on youtube and he said Candlejack and he wasn’t taken so don’t worry its not real.i said it like 9 times. still haven’t been capt
Really kid? Your 8? Oh and CANDLEJACK! God, why the hell are you on here if your 8?
amen
It’s a mystery to all of us.
I just said the name CandleJack to,Im 8 Yrs old,Imjust a little scared now. BUt guess what.Markiplier on YouTube said CandleJack and he didn’t get captured so yeah hes a
Stop it guys ts not funny anymore i will say it candlejack candlejack candlejack candlejack!
Jesus guys i tell you he isnt real and see i typed a full message w/out being taken so ta
What’s so wrong about saying candle jack. Who car
IKR theres nothing wrong w/ saying his name! CandleJackCandleJackCandleJackCa
To assure you guys he is real.Right now he is TWERKING AND IT’S HILARIOUS.
What’s so wrong about saying candle jack. Who car
Jack be nimble jack be quick jack jumped over the candle sti…. HAHAH i ticked him he had to let me go! Candlejack is such a
This.
Best one.
are you guys ok i wont say its name cause im pretty scared Candlejack is not taking me this tim
I love saying Candleja… ha your not getting me this time Candlejack, SHI
I said candle jack then yelled come at me bro nothing happened if he was real he would slam my face into the keyhkigvnkugfdrt
I just said candlejack. Now wha
yea me too… ntohing happened… lame.
But you didn’t say Candlejack’s name, so of course you weren’t tak
wait so, thats the name you are not supposed to say??? well shit
Stop saying candlejack. Its the codeword for the snipe
CandleBob sounds better. Just sayin
Candlejack
Hah! I didn’t say ur name u idiot get rekt candle jacks never gonna get me oh fu
the name voldemort sounds so much cooler than this bullshit. all the comments made me lol hard as fuck while chillin at fucking Starbucks.
ok listen here… YOU CAN SWEAR WOW WE GET IT!!!!!!!!!!
You curse like Gamzee Makara XD ~Homestuck Reference~
ALERT. ALERT. ALERT. HOMESTUCK REFERENCE DETECTED. COMMENCING MURDERRAYS
yuss fellow homestuck
I read your comment without the lol accedently XD
That would be awkward, being hard in starbucks because of comments.
I almost fell over because I was lsughing so hard after I read your comment. Took a minute to get though
Spiderman oh no I said it hahahaha
Please, this is so fake.
I just said it like a bunch of times and nothing happened.
I could say it all day.
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlejack
Candlej
I eat spaghetti it was nice I enjoyed it
…that’s fucking reterded
That was amazing…
Beautiful <3
who doesn’t like spagehetti
i don’t like spaghetti
Hmm… I wonder what happens if you indirectly say it.
“Ah dang….the power went out. Light the Candle, Jack!”
…….nothing’s happeni…HOLY SHIT WHAT’S THAT. i heard something outside my hallway….is that Candlejack? OH NO I SAID IT. IF YOU GUYS ARE READING THIS, TELL MY FAMILY I HAT
my cousin candle jack wouldnt kill me becuasse he is my co
I feel like you wanted us to tell your family that you hated them… but asuming CandleJack is real im just fi
YOU HAT
Me hat!
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…candlejackcandlejackcandleja
See, I think it’s funny how I can just simply say it and nothing happens. Candlejack. See? Nothi
suckish story boring check out smiledog.jpg
Yes you’re awesome smile dog is boss
why is candlejack even called cand
LOL…I HAD THE SAME QUESTION…ANYWAYS INTO MY SACK YOU GO!!
Candlejack. Yah happy?
I don’t understand? I mean why would saying his name cause Candlejack to come and ta
Candle Jack