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In this world exists a spirit neither male nor female. This spirit is covered with a dark cloth with a separate white cloth to cover it’s head. It is said to carry an enormous brown burlap sack in which to hold it’s victims in. It is said the second it’s name has been called out, either directly or indirectly, the person is collected and is property of the spirit. Many who have witnessed its appearance have been said to have gone insane with their eyes gouged out. This spirit is very, very real and failure to not mention it’s name will cause Candlejack to come whisk you awa

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  • Flea

    lol, memery. I will admit that I lol’d here.

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    • I’m in your room

      I said the name candlejack!

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      • Anonymous

        what happend?

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        • Hmm

          I’m trying so hard not to say his bloody name.

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        • Anonymous

          CRAP MAN!!!!! I SAID IT!!!NOOOJddndjjjnxndnxjncnncncnd

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          Rating: -17 (from 39 votes)
        • Herp Derp

          well i just said candle jack in my classroom and no holy crap something just took Jose someone pliz help what was he reading? candle jack? what the fu

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        • Crystal

          I just said his name and nothing happened

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        • angelofdeath

          I will say it. you guys are so stupid. see? candlejack. nothing even happe

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        • Steve

          What does the name Candlejack even mea

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        • *Collecting information off this unknown man* *Static*

          Oh fuck! I’m bloody trying not to say Candlejack’s…..OH FUC-

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        • Cassie/Candlejack

          Y’all are retarded typing Candlejack doesn’t do anything. And how are yall submitting y’alls unfinish comments. Not funny any more. I just said CandleJack and nothing happen

          This is CandleJack. You will all die.

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        • Johnny C.

          Stop being a party pooper. This Candlejack thread is rather hila

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        • http://warriorcatsrplay.webs.com/ Darkness

          I think he should be called Candlebob.

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        • wickedlove99

          Candlebob it is XD

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        • Anonymous

          they said candleja

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        • CandleJack

          Jeez, guys, I haven’t slept in weeks! Stop saying my name! The travel isn’t bad, Peru, NYC, London, but the murdering is exhausting! Stop!!!

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        • Ranger_Thor

          You guys are supid Candle Jack couldn’t possibly exi

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        • CrazyWhovian

          I said Candlejack and nothi

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        • Anonymous

          Its fake he said candlejack and ‘died’ but who poste

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        • Silky

          He nice enough to press the enter button for us that have left :)

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      • creepypastagirl19

        oh my god really are you ok (sarcasem)

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      • Socially Awkward Ghost

        Candlejack?!? What kind of a name is tha

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        • richard

          I agree with a name like Candlejack I would b

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      • IM SCARED NOW

        ME 2 IM 8 YEARS OLD.BUt im watching Markiplier on youtube and he said Candlejack and he wasn’t taken so don’t worry its not real.i said it like 9 times. still haven’t been capt

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        • Gamefeast

          Really kid? Your 8? Oh and CANDLEJACK! God, why the hell are you on here if your 8?

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        • Pastanator

          It’s a mystery to all of us.

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      • Caleb

        I just said the name CandleJack to,Im 8 Yrs old,Imjust a little scared now. BUt guess what.Markiplier on YouTube said CandleJack and he didn’t get captured so yeah hes a

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        • http://creepypasta.com Evan

          Stop it guys ts not funny anymore i will say it candlejack candlejack candlejack candlejack!
          Jesus guys i tell you he isnt real and see i typed a full message w/out being taken so ta

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      • Anonymous

        What’s so wrong about saying candle jack. Who car

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        • http://creepypasta.com Evan

          IKR theres nothing wrong w/ saying his name! CandleJackCandleJackCandleJackCa

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        • Anonymous

          To assure you guys he is real.Right now he is TWERKING AND IT’S HILARIOUS.

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      • Ss

        What’s so wrong about saying candle jack. Who car

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        • RedBloodRedNeck

          Jack be nimble jack be quick jack jumped over the candle sti…. HAHAH i ticked him he had to let me go! Candlejack is such a

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        • Anonymous

          are you guys ok i wont say its name cause im pretty scared Candlejack is not taking me this tim

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      • Anonymous

        I love saying Candleja… ha your not getting me this time Candlejack, SHI

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      • Anonymous

        I said candle jack then yelled come at me bro nothing happened if he was real he would slam my face into the keyhkigvnkugfdrt

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      • Candleja

        I just said candlejack. Now wha

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      • mackenzie

        yea me too… ntohing happened… lame.

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    • kittysauce

      the name voldemort sounds so much cooler than this bullshit. all the comments made me lol hard as fuck while chillin at fucking Starbucks.

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      • Slender Woman

        ok listen here… YOU CAN SWEAR WOW WE GET IT!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Calamity

        You curse like Gamzee Makara XD ~Homestuck Reference~

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        • MURDERBOT

          ALERT. ALERT. ALERT. HOMESTUCK REFERENCE DETECTED. COMMENCING MURDERRAYS

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      • Random

        I read your comment without the lol accedently XD

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        • Really, man?

          That would be awkward, being hard in starbucks because of comments.

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    • Anonymous

      Spiderman oh no I said it hahahaha

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    • Diz

      Please, this is so fake.

      I just said it like a bunch of times and nothing happened.

      I could say it all day.
      Candlejack
      Candlejack
      Candlejack
      Candlejack
      Candlej

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      • A Very Nice Guy

        I eat spaghetti it was nice I enjoyed it

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        • chrisandthecraft

          …that’s fucking reterded

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        • MJPopFizzle

          That was amazing…

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        • Sir Slothington

          Beautiful <3

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        • Anonymous

          who doesn’t like spagehetti

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      • Anonymous

        Hmm… I wonder what happens if you indirectly say it.

        “Ah dang….the power went out. Light the Candle, Jack!”

        …….nothing’s happeni…HOLY SHIT WHAT’S THAT. i heard something outside my hallway….is that Candlejack? OH NO I SAID IT. IF YOU GUYS ARE READING THIS, TELL MY FAMILY I HAT

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        • CANDLEJAMES

          my cousin candle jack wouldnt kill me becuasse he is my co

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        • SnowJackson

          I feel like you wanted us to tell your family that you hated them… but asuming CandleJack is real im just fi

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        • Anonymous

          YOU HAT

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    • UD

      CandleJack.. Nothing even happewqdlkajsdkljqopwdajdloqwoicjqwamçdpaskoidhbqhwdjçaksdlp´]

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    • http://None Casey Plotnick

      …candlejackcandlejackcandleja

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      • Pikaboss

        See, I think it’s funny how I can just simply say it and nothing happens. Candlejack. See? Nothi

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    • epic dude

      suckish story boring check out smiledog.jpg

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      • http://creepypastalover2002 caitlyn

        Yes you’re awesome smile dog is boss

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    • Randomguy

      why is candlejack even called cand

      LOL…I HAD THE SAME QUESTION…ANYWAYS INTO MY SACK YOU GO!!

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  • bloodybitch

    awesome

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    • Anonymous

      I jus said candle-

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      • http://fff.com eqwrerq

        god if smth rlly happened to u how did u press submit?

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        • Anonymous

          He’s sends it for them, CandleJack’s not a total douch

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    • Candlejack

      Say my name, you bloody bitch!

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      • hell na

        read the facking name

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      • Odd Prisiner

        what if i do what ya gonna do about it huh? IM A KILELR MYSELF GO A HEAD TRY IT CANDLEJACK GO A HEAD I LIKE OYU BIG WOOP TRY TO DO SOMETHING TO ME CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLE FUCKING JACK I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT MOFO

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      • Modafucka

        Candlejack
        Candlejack
        Candlejack
        CandleJack

        OOOOO im scare

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        • http://blah blah

          he doesn’t exist please stop this nonsense

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      • Caleb

        Yur a Fuding Fake you FAKER

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      • Slade

        Oh please put that sack on your head and go to sleep if you are so tired jacky

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      • candle merchant

        stfu jack…. you owe me much

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      • Cheshire

        Candlejack.
        Ha! See, nothing. Nothing at all. Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack! There’s no such thi

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  • Bob

    Don’t be stupid. Candlejack doesn’t exi

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    • Anna

      Aw, At least Candlejack was nice enough to post your comme

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      • Lashon

        Oh VERY funny Anna. Putting a sarcastic spin on a sarcastic comment. If Candlejack WAS real, you DESERVE to be whisked awa

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        • Anonymous

          For godsakes stop saying candlejack, oh no i said his nam

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        • Jaren

          Lol. I love this string of comments…, everyone should know Candlejack isn’t real. It’s just a dumb cre

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        • Shane

          Your just typing his name. LOLZ. Jlust say it like im do

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        • stuff

          Oh my god.
          The lack of spelling is driving me crazy!
          Candlejack doesn’t exist, but frankly i’d like ‘it’ to gouge your eyes out. All of you.

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        • Andrew

          killjoy…

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        • Stuff

          And another thi

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        • Anonymous

          for the sake of god, candlejack can suck my co

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        • Anonymus

          Why did everyone stop talking after saying candlejack? Im so confu

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        • Le creepyDerp

          lol haha why say the name "candlejack" when you can sa

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        • ernieall

          Lol this is a lie! i said cadlejack atleastbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

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        • Candlejack

          And you guys wonder how the comments get posted.

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        • Jester

          Oh Candlejack you are so fu

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        • http://Duhretarts Not telling

          This is so fake cuz you said its name but posted back a week later next time be more convincing B-)

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        • Anon

          Jesus guys. It’s not funny anymore ok. STAHP

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        • dudemanperson

          lol today i said candlejack and nothing ha

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        • HahahahaItsMeOmg

          You guys are crazy. Hey ain’t real, See; CandleJack CandleJack CandleJack CandleJack
          CandleJa

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        • Noah

          The jokes about _______ aren’t funny any more. There are already twenty comments about Candlejack killing them while they type their com

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        • http://creepypasta.com INRGII

          If I say Candlejack will I really get ki

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        • Anonymous

          pooball

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        • Anonymous

          Well Candlejack is not a name for peni

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        • Nny92

          i pee on the side of the toilet cuz it makes less sound

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          Rating: +105 (from 113 votes)
        • patrick

          just seeing this comment made me laugh so hard i went and peed on the side of the toilet

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          Rating: +64 (from 66 votes)
        • Nergle

          Random comment is random

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        • The Killer Known As Jeff

          brb dying

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        • *Collecting information off this unknown man* *Static*

          The fuck man?

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        • Anonymous

          Dafuq

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        • Anonymous

          you said candle..ck

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        • Anonymous

          What the heck is wrong with you people?! Candlejack is so not real; he can go fuck himse

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      • Candlejack

        It was by accident.

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        • Czikkan

          That doesn’t make any sense….if you’re Candlejack, then WHO WAS PHO

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        • Nny92

          I like pho! asian pri… WT?! Stop i!!

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        • Angel

          What happens if you say it? R u Guys whi stopped typing kidding??

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        • Max

          So Candlejack reads creepypastas about himself? Odd tha

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        • ILackAName

          Guys, I’m telling you, he isn’t real. Just because you type Candlejack doesn’t mean he wi

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        • Anonymous

          Its more like candlejackoff what u gonna do about i

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        • Anonymous

          I swear…I just said it like ten times. Nothing even happ

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    • FrozenWolf789

      Come on guys. We all know this isn’t real. Everything on this site is fake. Escpecially something with the name of Candlejack. This story is just stu

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      • Kyle

        Of course it’s not real. Just saying Candlejack won’t make yo

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        • ME

          This is the dumbest thing ever Candlejack clearly isn’t doing this. Qu

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        • jordan

          anyone going on here with the name candlejack is a fa

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        • Anonymous

          come on candlejack is yust a led

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        • John

          Oh please this is ridiculous. Obviously this is just a creepy pasta meant to scare us. I mean seriously, I doubt Candlejack’s going to take me awa

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      • Sir Meep

        CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK
        CANDLEJACK!!! Grow up.

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        • Candlejack

          Sucks to be you

          I’m coming for you

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        • the pasta lover

          congratulations! you are the first person to end the comment before getting killed by candleja

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        • Tsuki-hime

          quit being rude. i’d like to see you do better.

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        • I Consist Entirely of Lego Bricks.

          Do you even know what a joke is?

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        • Really, man?

          @lego brick man
          He’s too cool for jokes, he ain’t got time to joke around because he has too much swag.

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      • Anonymous

        CANDLEJACK ISN’T REA

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    • Magnus

      CANDLEJACK, CANDLEJACK, PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!

      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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      • …….

        how did you get your text to do that?

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    • Libby/SnivyTheRuler

      who’s candlejack?

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      • Dan

        If you say candlejack all that hap

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      • What?!

        Did you not read the post these comments are based on. It is the first thing up there!

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      • Anonymous

        Sorry but…
        Are you stupid?…

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      • http://myass.com and now….

        your dead

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        • Estelle

          You’re*

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    • Allylicious

      Candlejack is so fa

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    • Anonymous

      . I’m not stupid enough to say Candlejack…. FU……….

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      • phone

        candle jack isnt re

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        • He Who Shall Most Honorably Be Named.

          Mind fuck… so many comments on the is threa

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        • It’snotreal

          But.. You, you didn’t say his name!

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        • Eh?

          Not in the comments, no.

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    • Dark Heart

      Hey, it could be worse. I could be watching you. Or my buddy Jeffeh over here could be in your room. I don’t see why Candlejack gets all the attenti–*round house kick*–on. B)

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      • The Killer Known As Jeff

        Thaaank you. I was going to say something, and then saw this.

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        Rating: +12 (from 14 votes)
    • Professor

      Well done, Bob. Although many believe that idiocy is a state of mind, the chain of comments suggests that it is also contagious and progresses fast. The so-called scheme of “one idiot says and a bunch of other idiots follow” has worked perfectly. Can’t wait to see if they can bring their mental regress to a new level. A well-manipulated demonstration there, Bob.

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      • Faith

        You make me happy.

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      • Candlejack

        don’t say that they might stop saying my name if they see this comment. then what will I do for fun?!

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        Rating: +11 (from 11 votes)
    • Anonymous

      Oh crap

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    • TheHauntedLion

      C’mon guys. He isn’t that bad!! Candlejack plays with me like no one else doe

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      Rating: +14 (from 14 votes)
      • http://www.http://daenikasaysrawr.webs.com/ Jane the Killer

        For all I care CandleJack can kiss my a

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        • Johnny C.

          And that’s how we got rid of Jane.

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          Rating: +17 (from 19 votes)
        • Slade

          Jacky had to do it because Jeff never could. Cmon man are you that weak

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          Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
      • That One DJ

        Gross….

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    • http://angela Angela

      Guys really stop streaming the comments just cause you type candle jack doesn’t mean he will ki

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    • OBA

      No wonder he’s so spiteful, Candlejack is a stupid nam

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      Rating: +7 (from 7 votes)
    • Nonbeliever

      Will you people please stop saying that. It’s not funny, it’s really annoying. He doesn’t exist and I will prove it. Candlejack. See? It has been ten seconds and I’m still fine. God people are dumb. Now will you stop posting comments about Candleja

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      • Just some guy

        you should believe candlejack he is real you kn

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    • TheBomb.com

      Ya, so I said that losers name a couple seconds ago. Lmao what is this spaz gonna d OH CRAP HES GOT MY LEG AND IM LITERALLY HANGING ONTO THE KEYBOA

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  • wheat

    *sigh* Did we really need this here? Why can’t we have real copypasta instead of this stupid /b/ meme candlejack shit. It’s not funny, it’s not scary, so why have it he

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    • Candlejack

      I’m Commmmmming.

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      Rating: +54 (from 56 votes)
      • Anonymous

        Your about four years late candel -_-

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        Rating: +65 (from 69 votes)
        • Grog the Master Chef

          Candlejack is also notoriously slow.

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          Rating: +68 (from 72 votes)
        • Mowgli

          No it’s because he wanted the general populace to know that he has finally been laid.

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          Rating: +66 (from 66 votes)
        • M1rr0rN1nj4

          Seems Candlejack has put on some pounds.

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          Rating: +33 (from 33 votes)
        • Famine

          Its pretty obvious Candlejack isn’t real. He is just this stupid made up thing that entertains little boys and stuff. Why do pe

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          Rating: -5 (from 15 votes)
        • Slender Woman

          Ya Anonymous is right i already got them on like july 1 2008

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          Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)
      • KubiX

        You’re 4 years late candle -_-

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        Rating: +7 (from 15 votes)
        • Candlejack

          I only come on leap years.

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          Rating: +29 (from 31 votes)
      • little boy

        if jeff comes for me, i’m gonna say your make and you’ll me my escape mechanism, ok?

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        Rating: +27 (from 31 votes)
        • The Killer Known As Jeff

          It’ll be too late for that..

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          Rating: +8 (from 10 votes)
      • ? Heaven Leah sky

        candlejack you really have your work cut out fo

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        Rating: +19 (from 19 votes)
      • Tristan

        stop taking people please

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        Rating: -4 (from 20 votes)
      • Waddupwaddup

        Plot twist: That really is candlejack and he really is coming for y

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        Rating: +11 (from 11 votes)
      • Anonymous

        That’s what she said

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        Rating: +3 (from 7 votes)
        • Hanako-san

          L-O-friggin’-L…

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          Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
    • http://duygfs rfgjhb

      candlejack is not rea

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      Rating: +10 (from 14 votes)
    • PJ Carucci

      what does /b/ mean?

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      Rating: 0 (from 10 votes)
      • Slender mans brother

        4chan board

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        Rating: +4 (from 6 votes)
        • anonymous

          Rule #1

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      • Johnny C.

        …do you live under a rock?

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    • Fuckshit

      Candlejack hehehehehe

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      Rating: -4 (from 10 votes)
      • Candle Jack

        WTF

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        • The Killer Known As Jeff

          Why are there two of you?

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          Rating: +4 (from 8 votes)
        • Anonymous

          Dude are you real?And if you are what happens if people say you initials?

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          Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
  • Dru

    Candlejack! See I said it and I’m fi

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    • jj abrMs

      goddamnit why does everyone say candle jacknigs funny how fake he i

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  • ???

    Why don’t you try coming up with some better creepypasta besides stuff on ED? You fucking asshole you should be thankful these people have took the time to post these creepypastas and a new one at that every day.

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  • Ann Hiro

    I have a question, can Candlejack be IP ba

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    Rating: +35 (from 43 votes)
    • http://youtube.com/user/WolfgamingLp Wolf

      hahahaha IP banned

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      • AnimeFan

        just give him pie..
        he’ll go away

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        Rating: +34 (from 36 votes)
        • Magnus

          Can aggre to that!

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          Rating: +6 (from 8 votes)
        • Candlejack

          Aye, mate!

          Now where is my pie!?!?!

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          Rating: +18 (from 20 votes)
        • Candlejack

          Can aggre to that!

          Now where is my pie?

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          Rating: +16 (from 16 votes)
        • Mr.Widemouth

          I ate it. Wanna juggle some knives?

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          Rating: +26 (from 28 votes)
        • sly

          xD again candlejack you are four years la

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        • AnimeFan a.k.a drasoke

          I wilzneveh giveu meh pie buahahahah!!!>:3

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          Rating: 0 (from 6 votes)
        • Idril_Celebrindal

          Candle Jack if you don’t come in the next 72 hours I’m going to hunt you down and then I’m going to f****ing kill you!

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          Rating: -3 (from 5 votes)
    • your mom

      why does everyone stop typing. if you say candlejack nothing is gonna ha

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      Rating: +1 (from 5 votes)
      • Static

        OMG MOM!!!!!

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        Rating: +14 (from 14 votes)
        • ME

          LMAO!!!!

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          Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
      • sonny boy

        Oh so that’s where you went. Damn it Candlejack the police have been looki

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        Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
  • Pringles

    Lol everyone knows Candlejack is dea

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    Rating: +33 (from 45 votes)
  • P4INKill

    I’ve seen much better stories get submitted “three question marks”, I find it wierd to have this posted up on the site instead.

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  • Readman

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (That laugh sounded a lot less obnoxious irl)

    I didn’t expect this one. *still giggling*

    I didn’t think anyone could seamlessly fit Candlejack into any creepypa-

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    Rating: +34 (from 44 votes)
  • sammy

    who’s candlejack? i have never hea

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    Rating: +37 (from 43 votes)
  • ShortGirl

    Jesus, not all this Candlejack bullshit again. Get it through your skulls, he’s not rea

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    Rating: +42 (from 46 votes)
  • moo

    why is that when you say Candlejack the sentence ends? or maybe I’m just crazy… -_-

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    • Riley

      Thats the point. Because if you say his name he takes you away instantly. Thats why younever talk about Candlejack. Ev

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      • blargman

        then how to people have time to press enter to post the comment if Candlejack takes them awa

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        • omega

          Honestly, do you think it’s them who press enter?

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          Rating: +23 (from 27 votes)
        • The Conivncer

          plus they say that he is a spirit which if im right spirits cant manipulate mass…. I think but anyway the candlejack theory if just….weird

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        • Ark3

          “He” presses enter to post the comment.

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          Rating: +8 (from 8 votes)
    • Professor

      If you haven’t figured what’s going on, I can explain.Follow these steps to join their idiocy:
      1. Tell everyone that you don’t believe in the whole story (other ideas are optional).
      2. Mention “Candlejack” in your comment.
      3. Pretend you’re an idiot by leaving the sentence unfinished (implying that Candlejack got you).

      If you have followed these 3 simple steps correctly and haven’t messed it all up, I congratulate you. You have now joined the ranks of morons, contributing to this abyss of stupidity with the very same idea probably for a thousandth time. Way to go.

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      • Anaiis

        Why are you reading all of these comments then, guy?

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      • http://www.deweydeweydewbah.deviantart.com deweydeweydewbah

        Booooo I hope Candlejack comes to take you aw

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        Rating: +4 (from 12 votes)
      • Anonymous

        What the hell are you guys talking about? And also who or what the fuck is Candleja- wait a second there is a dumb with a white hood is at my door.

        Hmmm that was weird when i got to the door he was there but when I opened it he was gone it was creepy actually because there was a really tall guy with a white face on the other side of the street. I still feel like I am being wa- hoooolly shhhit that guy with the white hood is in the roo

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      • creepy girl

        thats funny

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      • The Killer Known As Jeff

        Hey. Professor. Learn to lighten the fuck up. If you don’t, I’ll be in your bedroom.

        On that note…go to sleep.

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        • Odd Prisiner

          really jeff =.=

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        • Anonymous

          How do YOU sleep when you can’t close your eyes? Hmmmmmmmmm?

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          Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
      • The Conivncer

        Professor im know what your talking about I said his name out loud and nothing happened the idiots that actually try to make this up are just dumb… and just to put it out loud….(CANDLE FUCKING JACK)

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        • Carlos

          Stop being fucking ass holes ruining everyone else’s fun Jesus Christ you are going out of your way to fucking ruin it for every one else

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          Rating: +2 (from 8 votes)
        • :P

          waitwait…. even though you find this ridiculous you STILL TRIED???!!! look, candlejack might not be real but….. oh shi

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        • Umad over creepypasta? Really??

          And you misspelled “Convincer”.
          Nerd.

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      • Anon

        Lighten up man. It’s all just good fun. Don’t like the comments? Don’t read them then. Simple.

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      • Carlos

        No need to be mean people are just trying to have fun I hate people that just go out of their way to make others feel stupid

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        Rating: +1 (from 5 votes)
      • Tsuki-hime

        Stop being a killjoy. We know “he” isn’t real; it’s all in good fun.

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        Rating: +2 (from 4 votes)
      • Anonymous

        richard:
        I agree with a name like Candlejack I would b

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  • Kopa

    Moo, people are trying to say that if you say its name then it will come and get you, hence the sentence ending: They died before they finished it.

    I mean come on, everyone knows all this Creepypasta with Candlejack aint tr

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  • Anonymous

    wasnt candlejack from that tv show?

    uhh, whats it calledd, freakazoid or some shit like that

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    • Rhiannon

      Holy crap I never knew that… *just researched freakazoid*

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    • a person

      candy cove?

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    • Candlejack

      dont ever tempt me to look at that fucktarded show ever again. by the way, SAY MY NAME.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6b5icdb7EY

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      • Herobrine

        Just watched it Mr. Jack, it was pretty funny.

        -Herobrine

        Always watching…

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        Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
        • Slade

          Herobrine stay out of my game and messing with my stuff you dick

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          Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
  • peculiar cacti

    i didnt know he was a spirit. i always thought candlejack was some ki

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  • Anonymous

    Lol! Candlejack isn’t re

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  • Chaz in a Box

    Oh gosh, I read this at first expecting something, well, creepy.
    I wasn’t expecting memery.

    And what the hell is up with Candlejack? This is just fucking ridi

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    Rating: +21 (from 27 votes)
    • Anonymous

      Wow just wow

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  • remick0

    Those poor /b/tards who said Candlejack’s name. They never stood a cha

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    Rating: +20 (from 28 votes)
    • Hereforthelulsz

      Good guy Candlejack, still posts the comme

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      Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)
      • Porcelain Doll

        I highly doubt that Candlejack would po

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        Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
  • Anonymous

    I hate Candlejack.

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    Rating: +1 (from 17 votes)
    • Suzanne

      im guessing you died right after you said that.

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      Rating: +38 (from 42 votes)
      • Tsuki-hime

        Yes. Yes he did… *nudges corpse with foot*

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        Rating: +4 (from 4 votes)
  • diana

    bang me. :c

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    Rating: +8 (from 20 votes)
    • Anonymous

      Wtf is wrong with you

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      Rating: +8 (from 14 votes)
    • Anonymous

      Mind if i do

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    • http://yahoo.com Slendy J.R

      Hell ya!!!!!!

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      Rating: +8 (from 8 votes)
      • Jane the killer

        I didn’t know slender had a son…..

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        Rating: +16 (from 16 votes)
        • M1rr0rN1nj4

          Who’s apparently affiliated with yahoo.com

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          Rating: +15 (from 15 votes)
        • Tristan

          seriously with the tentacles he has

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          Rating: +4 (from 4 votes)
        • Skelebun and ichg

          He has 2 and there us. P s can we kill your son

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          Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)
        • The Killer Known As Jeff

          He doesn’t…last I checked.

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          Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
        • Slade

          Who said it was really slenders son ;)

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          Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)
    • Anonymous

      DIRTY DIANA

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      • Darcy

        Lol

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  • disbeliever

    So I find it funny. Upon mentioning ‘his’ name, you’re stolen. However he’s still considerate enough to submit your post, unfinished as it was to prove his existence. Honestly Candlejack has got to be the biggest jo

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  • lostmyselfalongtheway

    First i thought this would be about voldemort but now that i know it’s about candlejack that makes it even mo

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    • http://n/a Sparkles_a23

      Yeah, lol.

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    • http://Creepypasta.com Bob

      Harry potter:Voldemort killed my parents so i shall f*** him up. Voldemort:ORLY >:3

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  • Candlejack

    I’m gonna need more rope.

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    • AnimeFan

      C.J,you should change your name into
      CandulJerkFace
      LOLZ,that will be epic….

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    • Ark3

      That’s a reference.

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    • http://creepypasta.com Evan

      plz dont kill me. I will give you brownies if you dont

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  • oh gawd

    i am very glad candlejack iconsiderate enogh to post these unfinished po

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    • Candlejack

      Could all of you please stop saying my name i’m running out of room…

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      • omega

        you must have a heavy burlap sack sir!

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      • LeoTehEpic

        Hey Candlejack- Oh wait FU

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        Rating: +8 (from 10 votes)
      • TheBrokenTales

        This is the most funniest and scariest story I’ve ever read..! Thanks for creating it Ca……. err I mean C.J. I almost said Candlejack for a second the

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        • Anonymous

          listen we need to candlejack our candlejacks so candlejack doesnt candlejack our jacks whats the name again candlejack…….oh crap

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        • Random Perso

          Candlejack is fake geez. Give me something to prove that he’s rea

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        • Johnny C.

          ^I’m thinking that’s enough proof for you.

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          Rating: +2 (from 2 votes)
        • Anonymous

          Guys CandleJack is NOT real. Just to prove it: CandleJack CandleJack CandleJa- OH SHIT HE’S HE-

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      • Skelebun and ichg

        We will say your name then you come and we eat you candlejack

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        • Anonymous

          Candeljack haha lol this is bulshit wow go fuck urself candelass

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        • this is my life not yours

          lol i cant stand this, some times i laugh about it. it almost like slender man ><. it doesnt exitesed and people freak out over it. at least this is drag out likie any other topic on this site. were draging them till there not even scary anymore

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      • ruthless

        *weaves you a new, larger sack* there you go, candlejack. oh, wait. well, shi-

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      • masked_banana

        one problem with this is that the title is HE who should not be named, but in the story it says that it is NEITHER male nor female. the story is okay as long as you don’t say candlejack. all this shi

        no, I was not taken by candlejack. I just lost my train of thought

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      • shadowboomstar

        Ok, Mr “CandleJa**” Theres Alot Of Things Wrong with Your Little visits.

        1: Ppl Are TYPING This Not Saying It And Your Not Going To Watch Them Type.

        2: Why Would You Stop to Post Their Comment? Your Too Busy “Killing People”

        And 3:

        Ive Said Ur Name MILLIONS Of Times and I NEVER Die.

        So, you Fail x3

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        • Anonymous

          and you can’t spell

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        • Johnny C.

          Then why did you star out the last two letters of his name?

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        • Candlejack

          1: put on your nerdy glasses geek; the article says: ‘It is said the second it’s name has been called out, EITHER DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY’ which includes typing.

          2: ‘busy killing people’? like, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING I’M A FREAKING SANTA CLAUS?! I only kill people who mention my name not every freaking person in this world!

          3: You didn’t say it RIGHT. WHAT THE HELL, DID JEFF CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE LAST NIGHT? Firstly, learn how to spell.

          Until then, I’m waiting for you….

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        • Nightwalker

          I don’t get it. Is it that funny to jack off with a candle?

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