He Who Should REALLY Not Be Named
June 23rd, 2008 by WHO WAS PHONE?
In this world exists a spirit neither male nor female. This spirit is covered with a
dark cloth with a separate white cloth to cover it’s head. It is said to carry an
enormous brown burlap sack in which to hold it’s victims in. It is said the second
it’s name has been called out, either directly or indirectly, the person is
collected and is property of the spirit. Many who have witnessed its appearance have
been said to have gone insane with their eyes gouged out. This spirit is very, very
real and failure to not mention it’s name will cause Candlejack to come whisk you
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June 23rd, 2008 at 6:23 pm
lol, memery. I will admit that I lol’d here.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
awesome
June 24th, 2008 at 1:56 am
Don’t be stupid. Candlejack doesn’t exi
June 24th, 2008 at 6:59 am
*sigh* Did we really need this here? Why can’t we have real copypasta instead of this stupid /b/ meme candlejack shit. It’s not funny, it’s not scary, so why have it he
June 24th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Candlejack! See I said it and I’m fi
June 25th, 2008 at 2:33 am
Why don’t you try coming up with some better creepypasta besides stuff on ED? You fucking asshole you should be thankful these people have took the time to post these creepypastas and a new one at that every day.
June 25th, 2008 at 5:16 am
I have a question, can Candlejack be IP ba
June 25th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Lol everyone knows Candlejack is dea
June 27th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I’ve seen much better stories get submitted “three question marks”, I find it wierd to have this posted up on the site instead.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
It made me laugh, that’s why it’s here. Get the fuck over yourself.
P4INKill, stop being a self-entitled bitch and realize that I am allowed to post whatever the fuck I want on a website that I’m paying the hosting for, that I bought the domain for, and you contribute nothing but bitchy, stupid comments. I don’t know if you’re just trolling or if you really believe that the world revolves around you, either way I’m in a pissed off mood already because my A/C is hardly working, and you’re an idiot, so shut the fuck up or leave.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:29 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (That laugh sounded a lot less obnoxious irl)
I didn’t expect this one. *still giggling*
I didn’t think anyone could seamlessly fit Candlejack into any creepypa-
July 7th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
who’s candlejack? i have never hea
July 9th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Jesus, not all this Candlejack bullshit again. Get it through your skulls, he’s not rea
July 12th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
why is that when you say Candlejack the sentence ends? or maybe I’m just crazy… -_-
July 13th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Moo, people are trying to say that if you say its name then it will come and get you, hence the sentence ending: They died before they finished it.
I mean come on, everyone knows all this Creepypasta with Candlejack aint tr
July 13th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
wasnt candlejack from that tv show?
uhh, whats it calledd, freakazoid or some shit like that
July 15th, 2008 at 1:27 am
i didnt know he was a spirit. i always thought candlejack was some ki
July 16th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Lol! Candlejack isn’t re
July 17th, 2008 at 3:17 am
Oh gosh, I read this at first expecting something, well, creepy.
I wasn’t expecting memery.
And what the hell is up with Candlejack? This is just fucking ridi
July 17th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Those poor /b/tards who said Candlejack’s name. They never stood a cha
July 19th, 2008 at 1:00 am
I hate Candlejack.
July 24th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
bang me. :c
July 24th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
So I find it funny. Upon mentioning ‘his’ name, you’re stolen. However he’s still considerate enough to submit your post, unfinished as it was to prove his existence. Honestly Candlejack has got to be the biggest jo
July 26th, 2008 at 4:14 am
First i thought this would be about voldemort but now that i know it’s about candlejack that makes it even mo
July 26th, 2008 at 7:19 am
I’m gonna need more rope.
July 28th, 2008 at 2:48 am
i am very glad candlejack iconsiderate enogh to post these unfinished po
July 28th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I have witnessed Candlejack take my best frien
August 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 am
CandleJack
See? Nothing happened you faggo
August 2nd, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Candlejack? In my creepyp
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Candlejack can suck my co
August 3rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
haha i find it funny that everyone that says his name never finishes their sentence x]
August 3rd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Bah! Candlejack is the stupidest thing I have ever heard o
August 4th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Hmmmm Candlejack…probably one of the least reali
August 6th, 2008 at 6:27 am
Candeljack,candeljack see its a l
August 6th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
good use of candlejack in a creepypa
August 6th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I like the mention that it counts for direct and indirect means. For those of you who are stupid, thats means that the following counts:
“Damn, its dark Jim. Should light a candle.” “Jack, what are you talking abou-”
August 7th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Hi guys. Candlejack here. Listen, I do appreciate everyone saying my name so I can whisk them away to my home so I can do the only thing that gives me pleasure in my unlife. But, honestly, this comments section alone has made me go out of my way to snag no less than a dozen folks! And with 4chan’s /b/ sub-board always talking about me, making me grab hundreds a day, the work is starting to get to me. It will be months before I can finish extracting maximum punishment to those I’ve taken from /b/ just last week! So please, be considerate of us who come from the Other Side (or whatever your show X-Files is calling it this Wednesday, or was it Friday? mortal nomenclature confuses me sometimes), and keep my name to a minimum.
Thank you for your consideration,
Candleja
August 10th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I took that impostard and now people plz i beg you stop saying my name.I come home every day at 6 pm and go to work every 6 pm.My hobi is…well you know whisking you away.So can you plz be quiet for the next few days.
Candeljack
August 14th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Does it count if your dead? Because I mean, if Candleja… >->’ close. If he/ she takes away your spirit but your DEAD, then don’t you not have a spirit for Candlejack to ta
August 14th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
is it okay if i call you cj then?
August 14th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Is it okay if I line my grill with ice and start wearing BLING, then?! Imma fuck you up.
August 14th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Yo! C.J.!
What do you do with the people you kidnapp? With technology as it is it would be impossile for you to kill hundreds of people at once and not have your face plastered on the evening news.
Do you have an illicit diamond mine somewhere or something?
August 14th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
*Loads of typos, sorry!*
August 14th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
C.J.
We are all deeply sorry for running you ragged like this. And I’m sure all those /b/tards are keeping you from nice, relaxing hobbies.
So please Mr. Candlejack, take it easy
-BonerFr
August 16th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
It is kinda relaxing.Those screams they make at the end make it worth it.The person formerly known as ‘Noneya’ well….. if u want to know say my name and you will see.And CJ is fine
August 16th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
I lol’d. But really, everyone knows that Candlejack doesn’t really exi
August 17th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
If you say his name at the end of your sentence, then you don’t have a sentence left to cut off. So that should counter the effects the name Candlejack use–
August 17th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
I like to put beetles in people’s cornhole
August 18th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Its me, Candlejack. Im sick of all you losers typing my name, come on seriously its not fu
August 19th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
If Candlejack said his own name, would he have to kill himse
August 19th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
No, he’ll have to kidnap himself, which sounds like a difficult task, to be honest.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:36 am
A chick cop pulled me over once, and she gave the typical shit of, “Do you know how fast you were going?” I heard the best thing was to be honest, so I said, “About 70, maam.” She said, “Call me Jackie.”
She said I was the first person that was honest, and maybe she’d let me off if I did her a favor.
A favor? Apparently, there was a game going on with the cops that they had to get the people they pulled over to do random things. I’m willing to do anything for the lulz.
Jacklie pulled out a strapon and some matches. I was like “WTF,” and she was like, “No, it’s not what you think.” I had to put it on and lay on my back with it pointed up.
I noticed it was… wax? Then I’ll say what she did. She handed me a match, and I lit the candle. Jackie said, “Now watch how I put it ou
August 23rd, 2008 at 7:59 pm
This candlejack stuff is nonsense..
I’ll type out a sentence and nothing will happ–
August 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
o god u ppl…this is such bogus!
i’ll say his name three times, like beetle juice…candlejack candlejack candleja-
August 30th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Candlejackass lol see what I did there lol nothing will happe
August 30th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
This guy isn’t so bad. Me and a few friends play poker at his house every Friday and he lets us go. He’s really sweet. Has a wife, two kids, a few kittens, and the people he kidnaps are let go after a few days. Honestly, Candlejack is really a ni
September 1st, 2008 at 12:53 am
WHO WAS PHONE, these stories are delicious. Naturally, I’m a tad hesitant to find these stories on ED what with the content of that website, so I thank you for hosting them. This is a great site especially now that it’s getting to be around Halloween(although not quite…)
Although…I prefer the real stories. Like the lightbulb at the firestation one….
I mean, this story about a guy named Candlejack? It’s simply prepos
September 7th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
candlejack doesn’t deserve this many comme
September 12th, 2008 at 2:39 am
this is a really good one. awesome.
September 12th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
The comments were the only thing that made this pasta even the slight bit creepy!
I laughed a lot, though.
I pictured CJ as the Oogie Boogie from Nightmare before Xmas!
LOL
September 13th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I’ll make that frickin’ Candlejack suck my co
September 17th, 2008 at 9:43 am
ok this is just crap some one made up see candlejack candlejake candlejake see still nothing i’m perfectly fiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuppo
this is not shortys any more this is her sister uh princess bella and if you notice she misspelt fine becuase candlejake came and was banging her head on the keypa….
September 17th, 2008 at 9:44 am
@ shortys roc my sox
could you spell my name right please
September 19th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Candlejack can go fu
September 21st, 2008 at 6:50 am
the people that end their cut-off sentences with a dash(-) or an ellipsis(…) don’t get it.
and since CJ will get you even if you type his name, what if you messed up and spelled it canduljack?
September 21st, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Protip- avoid having your sentence abruptly shortened by your disappearance by ending it with Candlejack
September 22nd, 2008 at 4:44 pm
how long will it take until this becomes a popular pasta?
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
There’s no such thing as Candlejack. You guys are such re
September 23rd, 2008 at 2:06 am
@31: that’s the point dearie
this candlejack crap is getting ridiculous. it is creepy to think about tho
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:59 pm
I’m actually afraid to say it.
Candlejack.
Woo.
Candlejack.
This is just jackassery.
September 27th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Kai: Yeah, they’re just being typical /b/tards. Saying Candlejack won’t d
September 29th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Wait, how do you post the comment if you’ve been whisked away by ignited wax-stick Jack?
What? Logic?? In my creepypasta?!
Oh yeah, almost forgot to say Candlejack so I can be whisked awa
September 29th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I said Candlejack, and look at what happen t
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Bullshit. No such thing as Candlejack. Seriou
October 6th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Candlejack. See, nothing happened to me.
October 6th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack. Now, unless my post is somehow edited, I will finish this sentence. See? nothing happened.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Phew, after all this time, I can finally say Candlejack. I’ve been worried for ag
October 6th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Man I love CandleJack… And CandleJack lo
October 6th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
ok, Hiding in my room now…..I don’t want to be put in a bag by a “spirit” in a white hood….
October 7th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Once I was walking around with Jack. I had a candle, Jack is my be
October 8th, 2008 at 3:34 am
Fantastic =D
Now if only someone could find a way to sneak a Rick Roll into a creepypasta.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Meh, I don’t think if you say Candlejack’s name he’ll whisk you aw
October 12th, 2008 at 6:37 am
The Candlejack meme sucks. End of sentence.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:45 am
People who take the internet this seriously suck. End of sentence.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Haha, he’s comments are making me laugh… Seriously… Candlejack is a bunch of bu
October 12th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Oh and of course by “he’s” I mean “these.”
I’m typing from C.J.’s basement! There’s a lot of people from creepy pasta… I wonder if I saw his name again what will happen? Candlejack.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Okay seriously… Maybe by mocking his name I’ve been cursed to always make typos IN EVERY #$^$%^ing POST!
Saw=say
Tucking Fypos
October 17th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
how come when people get whisked away,the comment doesnt finish,but it still manages t oget sent????????????????
October 17th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
also,candlejakc does not exi
JUST KIDDING HE REALLY OH !&$# SOMETHINGS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!!!!
October 17th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
guys
i’m scared
i’m only 13…
October 18th, 2008 at 2:24 am
Candlejack doesnt make Jack the Ripper afra
October 18th, 2008 at 5:39 am
@62
candlejake?
LMFAO.
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 am
Ah, this is some good pasta. But when you say Candlejack you don’t really get
October 23rd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I said Candlejack and look at what hap
October 27th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Candlejack, what a rediculous sto
October 30th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Candlejack isn’t rea
November 1st, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Blorgh. Candlejack. See! I said it! Not getting kidnapped yet!
-_-
November 7th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Candlejack Candlejack candlejack.
Nothing happene
November 8th, 2008 at 2:50 am
BUT THEN WHO WAS CANDLEJA
November 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
To Readman, if you were caught by CandleJack, you youldn’t have time to put a hyphen at the last letter of your sentence. CandleJack CandleJack CandleJack. Am I dead? Nope ;D
November 12th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
You know, the whole candlejack premise is just silly, I m
November 12th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Oops, hit submit early. What I meant to say w