He Who Should REALLY Not Be Named
In this world exists a spirit neither male nor female. This spirit is covered with a dark cloth with a separate white cloth to cover it’s head. It is said to carry an enormous brown burlap sack in which to hold it’s victims in. It is said the second it’s name has been called out, either directly or indirectly, the person is collected and is property of the spirit. Many who have witnessed its appearance have been said to have gone insane with their eyes gouged out. This spirit is very, very real and failure to not mention it’s name will cause Candlejack to come whisk you awa
He Who Should REALLY Not Be Named,
lol, memery. I will admit that I lol’d here.
I said the name candlejack!
what happend?
I’m trying so hard not to say his bloody name.
CRAP MAN!!!!! I SAID IT!!!NOOOJddndjjjnxndnxjncnncncnd
well i just said candle jack in my classroom and no holy crap something just took Jose someone pliz help what was he reading? candle jack? what the fu
I just said his name and nothing happened
I will say it. you guys are so stupid. see? candlejack. nothing even happe
Oh fuck! I’m bloody trying not to say Candlejack’s…..OH FUC-
awesome
I jus said candle-
god if smth rlly happened to u how did u press submit?
He’s sends it for them, CandleJack’s not a total douch
Don’t be stupid. Candlejack doesn’t exi
Aw, At least Candlejack was nice enough to post your comme
Oh VERY funny Anna. Putting a sarcastic spin on a sarcastic comment. If Candlejack WAS real, you DESERVE to be whisked awa
For godsakes stop saying candlejack, oh no i said his nam
Lol. I love this string of comments…, everyone should know Candlejack isn’t real. It’s just a dumb cre
Your just typing his name. LOLZ. Jlust say it like im do
Oh my god.
The lack of spelling is driving me crazy!
Candlejack doesn’t exist, but frankly i’d like ‘it’ to gouge your eyes out. All of you.
killjoy…
And another thi
for the sake of god, candlejack can suck my co
Why did everyone stop talking after saying candlejack? Im so confu
lol haha why say the name "candlejack" when you can sa
Lol this is a lie! i said cadlejack atleastbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
And you guys wonder how the comments get posted.
Oh Candlejack you are so fu
This is so fake cuz you said its name but posted back a week later next time be more convincing B-)
Jesus guys. It’s not funny anymore ok. STAHP
lol today i said candlejack and nothing ha
You guys are crazy. Hey ain’t real, See; CandleJack CandleJack CandleJack CandleJack
CandleJa
The jokes about _______ aren’t funny any more. There are already twenty comments about Candlejack killing them while they type their com
Ok this string of comments is getting anoying. Stahp saying candlejack its. Not funney any665(?$($)6;$?))))$)?;))$8$?……….
If I say Candlejack will I really get ki
pooball
Well Candlejack is not a name for peni
i pee on the side of the toilet cuz it makes less sound
just seeing this comment made me laugh so hard i went and peed on the side of the toilet
Random comment is random
brb dying
The fuck man?
Dafuq
you said candle..ck
It was by accident.
That doesn’t make any sense….if you’re Candlejack, then WHO WAS PHO
I like pho! asian pri… WT?! Stop i!!
So Candlejack reads creepypastas about himself? Odd tha
Guys, I’m telling you, he isn’t real. Just because you type Candlejack doesn’t mean he wi
Come on guys. We all know this isn’t real. Everything on this site is fake. Escpecially something with the name of Candlejack. This story is just stu
Of course it’s not real. Just saying Candlejack won’t make yo
This is the dumbest thing ever Candlejack clearly isn’t doing this. Qu
anyone going on here with the name candlejack is a fa
come on candlejack is yust a led
CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK
CANDLEJACK!!! Grow up.
Sucks to be you
I’m coming for you
CANDLEJACK, CANDLEJACK, PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
who’s candlejack?
If you say candlejack all that hap
Did you not read the post these comments are based on. It is the first thing up there!
Sorry but…
Are you stupid?…
Candlejack is so fa
. I’m not stupid enough to say Candlejack…. FU……….
candle jack isnt re
Mind fuck… so many comments on the is threa
But.. You, you didn’t say his name!
Hey, it could be worse. I could be watching you. Or my buddy Jeffeh over here could be in your room. I don’t see why Candlejack gets all the attenti–*round house kick*–on. B)
Thaaank you. I was going to say something, and then saw this.
Well done, Bob. Although many believe that idiocy is a state of mind, the chain of comments suggests that it is also contagious and progresses fast. The so-called scheme of “one idiot says and a bunch of other idiots follow” has worked perfectly. Can’t wait to see if they can bring their mental regress to a new level. A well-manipulated demonstration there, Bob.
You make me happy.
Oh crap
C’mon guys. He isn’t that bad!! Candlejack plays with me like no one else doe
For all I care CandleJack can kiss my a
Gross….
Guys really stop streaming the comments just cause you type candle jack doesn’t mean he will ki
No wonder he’s so spiteful, Candlejack is a stupid nam
Will you people please stop saying that. It’s not funny, it’s really annoying. He doesn’t exist and I will prove it. Candlejack. See? It has been ten seconds and I’m still fine. God people are dumb. Now will you stop posting comments about Candleja
you should believe candlejack he is real you kn
*sigh* Did we really need this here? Why can’t we have real copypasta instead of this stupid /b/ meme candlejack shit. It’s not funny, it’s not scary, so why have it he
I’m Commmmmming.
Your about four years late candel -_-
Candlejack is also notoriously slow.
No it’s because he wanted the general populace to know that he has finally been laid.
Seems Candlejack has put on some pounds.
Its pretty obvious Candlejack isn’t real. He is just this stupid made up thing that entertains little boys and stuff. Why do pe
You’re 4 years late candle -_-
I only come on leap years.
if jeff comes for me, i’m gonna say your make and you’ll me my escape mechanism, ok?
It’ll be too late for that..
candlejack you really have your work cut out fo
stop taking people please
Plot twist: That really is candlejack and he really is coming for y
That’s what she said
candlejack is not rea
what does /b/ mean?
4chan board
Candlejack hehehehehe
WTF
Why are there two of you?
Candlejack! See I said it and I’m fi
goddamnit why does everyone say candle jacknigs funny how fake he i
Why don’t you try coming up with some better creepypasta besides stuff on ED? You fucking asshole you should be thankful these people have took the time to post these creepypastas and a new one at that every day.
I have a question, can Candlejack be IP ba
hahahaha IP banned
just give him pie..
he’ll go away
Can aggre to that!
Aye, mate!
Now where is my pie!?!?!
Can aggre to that!
Now where is my pie?
I ate it. Wanna juggle some knives?
xD again candlejack you are four years la
I wilzneveh giveu meh pie buahahahah!!!>:3
Candle Jack if you don’t come in the next 72 hours I’m going to hunt you down and then I’m going to f****ing kill you!
why does everyone stop typing. if you say candlejack nothing is gonna ha
Lol everyone knows Candlejack is dea
I’ve seen much better stories get submitted “three question marks”, I find it wierd to have this posted up on the site instead.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (That laugh sounded a lot less obnoxious irl)
I didn’t expect this one. *still giggling*
I didn’t think anyone could seamlessly fit Candlejack into any creepypa-
who’s candlejack? i have never hea
Jesus, not all this Candlejack bullshit again. Get it through your skulls, he’s not rea
why is that when you say Candlejack the sentence ends? or maybe I’m just crazy… -_-
Thats the point. Because if you say his name he takes you away instantly. Thats why younever talk about Candlejack. Ev
then how to people have time to press enter to post the comment if Candlejack takes them awa
Honestly, do you think it’s them who press enter?
plus they say that he is a spirit which if im right spirits cant manipulate mass…. I think but anyway the candlejack theory if just….weird
“He” presses enter to post the comment.
If you haven’t figured what’s going on, I can explain.Follow these steps to join their idiocy:
1. Tell everyone that you don’t believe in the whole story (other ideas are optional).
2. Mention “Candlejack” in your comment.
3. Pretend you’re an idiot by leaving the sentence unfinished (implying that Candlejack got you).
If you have followed these 3 simple steps correctly and haven’t messed it all up, I congratulate you. You have now joined the ranks of morons, contributing to this abyss of stupidity with the very same idea probably for a thousandth time. Way to go.
Why are you reading all of these comments then, guy?
Booooo I hope Candlejack comes to take you aw
What the hell are you guys talking about? And also who or what the fuck is Candleja- wait a second there is a dumb with a white hood is at my door.
Hmmm that was weird when i got to the door he was there but when I opened it he was gone it was creepy actually because there was a really tall guy with a white face on the other side of the street. I still feel like I am being wa- hoooolly shhhit that guy with the white hood is in the roo
thats funny
Hey. Professor. Learn to lighten the fuck up. If you don’t, I’ll be in your bedroom.
On that note…go to sleep.
Professor im know what your talking about I said his name out loud and nothing happened the idiots that actually try to make this up are just dumb… and just to put it out loud….(CANDLE FUCKING JACK)
Stop being fucking ass holes ruining everyone else’s fun Jesus Christ you are going out of your way to fucking ruin it for every one else
Lighten up man. It’s all just good fun. Don’t like the comments? Don’t read them then. Simple.
No need to be mean people are just trying to have fun I hate people that just go out of their way to make others feel stupid
Moo, people are trying to say that if you say its name then it will come and get you, hence the sentence ending: They died before they finished it.
I mean come on, everyone knows all this Creepypasta with Candlejack aint tr
wasnt candlejack from that tv show?
uhh, whats it calledd, freakazoid or some shit like that
Holy crap I never knew that… *just researched freakazoid*
candy cove?
i didnt know he was a spirit. i always thought candlejack was some ki
Lol! Candlejack isn’t re
Oh gosh, I read this at first expecting something, well, creepy.
I wasn’t expecting memery.
And what the hell is up with Candlejack? This is just fucking ridi
Wow just wow
Those poor /b/tards who said Candlejack’s name. They never stood a cha
I hate Candlejack.
im guessing you died right after you said that.
bang me. :c
Wtf is wrong with you
Mind if i do
Hell ya!!!!!!
I didn’t know slender had a son…..
Who’s apparently affiliated with yahoo.com
seriously with the tentacles he has
He has 2 and there us. P s can we kill your son
He doesn’t…last I checked.
DIRTY DIANA
So I find it funny. Upon mentioning ‘his’ name, you’re stolen. However he’s still considerate enough to submit your post, unfinished as it was to prove his existence. Honestly Candlejack has got to be the biggest jo
First i thought this would be about voldemort but now that i know it’s about candlejack that makes it even mo
Yeah, lol.
Harry potter:Voldemort killed my parents so i shall f*** him up. Voldemort:ORLY >:3
I’m gonna need more rope.
C.J,you should change your name into
CandulJerkFace
LOLZ,that will be epic….
That’s a reference.
i am very glad candlejack iconsiderate enogh to post these unfinished po
Could all of you please stop saying my name i’m running out of room…
you must have a heavy burlap sack sir!
Hey Candlejack- Oh wait FU
This is the most funniest and scariest story I’ve ever read..! Thanks for creating it Ca……. err I mean C.J. I almost said Candlejack for a second the
listen we need to candlejack our candlejacks so candlejack doesnt candlejack our jacks whats the name again candlejack…….oh crap
Candlejack is fake geez. Give me something to prove that he’s rea
We will say your name then you come and we eat you candlejack
Candeljack haha lol this is bulshit wow go fuck urself candelass
lol i cant stand this, some times i laugh about it. it almost like slender man ><. it doesnt exitesed and people freak out over it. at least this is drag out likie any other topic on this site. were draging them till there not even scary anymore
*weaves you a new, larger sack* there you go, candlejack. oh, wait. well, shi-
one problem with this is that the title is HE who should not be named, but in the story it says that it is NEITHER male nor female. the story is okay as long as you don’t say candlejack. all this shi
no, I was not taken by candlejack. I just lost my train of thought