In this world, there exists a spirit neither male nor female. This spirit is covered with a dark cloth, with a separate white cloth to cover its head. It is said to carry an enormous brown burlap sack, in which it holds its victims. It is said that the second its name has been called out, either directly or indirectly, the person is collected and becomes the property of the spirit.
Many who have witnessed its appearance have been said to have gone insane and were later found with their eyes gouged out.
This spirit is very, very real, and failure to prevent the mention of its name will cause Candlejack to come and whisk you awa
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1,567 thoughts on “He Who Should Really Not Be Named (Candlejack)”
uhhhh I said candlejack’s name and I had to make my little brother some chocolate milk right after and the chocolate was gone about 20 minutes ago it was there in there cooling I think he stole y chocolate lol hey atleast he didn’t kill me right?
“Its name will cause Candle Jack to whisk you awa.” Sorry I just had to point out the mistake at the end
Who hit the button to post this?
OH NO! I SAID IT! Am I gonna DIE?? :0
Candlejack is from the show “freakazoid” I just watched the first season on dvd. ?
Lol. Candlejack is a nerd lol. He was always bullied in the multidimensional demon and spirit meet ups. I am who you should really not name. Candlejock! *punches himself in the face* oh son of a-
this is hilariou
Lol still ali
Lmao nothing happened when I said his name….i probably wasn’t sleeping tonight anyways 0.o
CANDLEJACK, CANDLEJACK, CANDLEJA
Said it! Nothing happedilsanbsfjicksbshahsjsjdnebuesjasjshhs
Man, I hate this guy. He took my grandma. We were all gathered round for her birthday, and we had 80 candles on the cake. And she was like “ah, 80 candles don’t mean jack, its how old you fe-” and then she was g
OMFG!!!!that wasn’t even a paragraph and I shit my self?
Let’s bring back Candlebob!!
Yo candle jack is my man we’re bros. I cover for him on the Torrington’s nights
My 6 year old niece was sitting next to me because she loves horror stories, but now shes crying and scared because she said Candlejack :’D
Is he really cause people in my house said his name there fucked
at first i didn’t get why the word, “away” wasn’t finished
but now i do ^.^”
*reads the story*
hmmmm…. lets see what people are saying….
*reads comments, bursts out laughing*
just for shits and giggles, imma say his name.
Candle. Fucking. Jack. Candle Jack. candlejackcandlejackcandlejackcandlejack. See? Nothiohfucklhgfdcxzsadfcghl
But nobody came
Have not said it.
Does it count if I type it?
I don’t believe this at all
Awa? Did the y not say the name?
Ohh!! I get it! Creepypasta must process the comments that have the word “Candlejack” in them, and take out the last few letters of the comments, so it will scare everyone. So this comment will probably have a few letters missing from the last word.
Nothing will happen if you say Candlejack, or even type it. I promise. But it’s funny to read the comments where people cut off their sentences.
Candlejack is so fake.
Well, Candleja- Phew, close, definitely gave me a scare! Was an interesting read, especially considering how Candleja- Haha, again!, managed to take the writer at the end! Whoever says his name is next! Fortunately, I won’t get caught saying Candlejack. Wait… Oh cra
from one name to another and then Jeff shows up….go figure
I said it 3 times lol
Stop ! It is not funny ! You are not dead ! Candlejack, I said it and am i dead ? No !!!
Clever, but terrible grammatically. It’s should be its in every instance and “in which to hold it’s victims in” has the aforementioned issue aside from being seriously redundant.
Dumb. Candlejack isnt rea
XD this comment secion is hilarious!
Oh also, don’t look up its name, since that means you said its name, you will see how it looks on google, then you will see how it looks, when you turn around.
Nice plot twist that it stopped suddenly since it said its name and it harvested the author just a few seconds after he wrote its name.
Candle jack oh crap I mean Mr jack sorry
What it said failure to not mention his name to cause “him” to whisk you away. Meaning if you don’t say his name he’ll come get you?
Lets see how many times i can say candlejack without dying.
Okay my fingers are too tired.
so what would happen if candlejoe said his own name?
Candlejack! Now let’s just wait and see what ha-
Jest call HIM C.J
i said it im to young to die help i say help nowww hes already here help now hel…
I said it! Im not scared…
Im just home alone so yeah its linda creepy O-O
My computer randomly flashed while reading this. Its never done that before.
Well that was…
It’s name sounds a lot like a boy’s name
CANDLEJACK YEAH !, I SAID IT ! IN YOUR FA
He is a character from Freakazoid
Maybe candlejack is actually a snipe
What the hell are you guys talking about!? this is so fake. Candlejack, c’mon, buddy where ar
Anybody else realize that Candlejack is from Freakazoid, lmao!
I like this pasta, I know it’s not real haha Candlejack but the susp
I wonder how long Candlejack will stay relev
I read it out aloud and noting happened
The spirit you describe sounds more like Krumpus
tfw a meme is the second most discussed pasta on the site
(Yes, i recognise the irony in me commenting on it.)
Im saying his name and nothing happened! Candlejack,Candlejack,Candleeedhjd
He/she didn’t take he own advice seriously and was taken…well buh bye dummy
CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK!!!! See? Nothing happened. You people are a bunch of idiots not finishing your comments. Even Moomin is scarier than candlejack.
I mean seriously, CANDLEJACK! Come and get MEEEEEEEEE! IM RIGHT HER
CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDA
Then who was pho
I said candlejack.
interesting… i dont think that CandleJack is even re-
Hey, Mr.Candlejack! Oh, you’re quick. *After some hours of fun* Yeah, I killed him. It was rather exhausting, but now you don’t have to fear some brown-blooded guy called Candlejack. Oh, you didn’t tell that he has replacements! 4 of them! (I’m already tired) The Joker is immortal! You can’t kill me! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Let’s dan
You guys got C.J. all wrong, the truth is, is that Candle Jack is just mad because no one could sing him happy birthday without gitting their souls wisked away. So happy birthday Candle Ja
Hiya jack i think man and u gonna be great friends! So your full name is candle jack? Lol thats funny candle jack candle jack candle jack!!!!wait dude personal space DUDE DUDE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHJKKL
I read this out loud so i said his name
So, its name causes people to vanish? But how does typing it’s name summon it?? Over all I’m confused
Hehe some people are getting me paranoid in the comments section!
I’m gonna go say it…
Ummmmm??? Did I say it wrong or something? Lol. Let me try again…
Nope. Nothing. Hehe! I guess Candlejack is merciful to mwah. Ahaha
Jumping Jack, cracker Jack, Apple Jack’s….I can never get the name right!!
Guys. This is very serious. I said his name and I find myself in a cold, dark room. DON’T SAY HIS NAME. It’s only me and my now broken iPad in this dismal place. Wait, I see someone noosfdfvdg
I said it!!!
I said it!!!
Fuck I said it’s name
Hey anyone else notice that it says “failure to NOT mention it’s name causes it to whisk you awa” or is it just me? Cuz it sounds like if you say it’s name or don’t say it’s name, it looks like you’ll be getting whisked awa a few times.
I said candlejack and litterely nothing happened
*story. Accidentally pressed Done ;)
Besides, I don’t know if you all realize this, but we’re not actually saying it–it’s being typed. Candlejack for dayz.
Candlejack. See, nothing happened. It’s just a sto
They say if you call out his name CAndlejack will smash your head into the key hujasfkldssdlhd s s djkdsao
Candlejack please take m
I was talking to my friends, and I was talking about the story, when i said his name. Nothing happ
Okay? i didn’t say the name but it was good like not that bad
Lol candlejack! There nothing O.O uh-oh bye g-
I said Candlejack a bazillion times, and I drew a pic of Candlejack in a cage and me spitting on him. Candlejack Candlejack. LOL. Y’all are just trying to get a scare out of some ppl.
Just kidding I’m still here ha-ha it doesn’t count when u type it lol candlejack this is just a creepypasta LOL!!!!!! candlejack candlejack
i smart just blank the word like this. __________ is a total idiot. see it wor
I don’t think it’s a good idea.
The guy doesnt exist. Let me prove it… Candlejack candlejack candlejack candl
Psssh, candlejack and me are bros he wouldnt kidnajdbdvudhdb
So does he press enter after we say candlejack? Cause how are everyo
LoL candel jack Nothin ha
“candel jack.” It’s Candlejack, idio
Really? In our society we have 5 year olds playing cod and saying that they slept with your mother
Lol didn’t get it the first time coz m pretty stupid :P
As for the candle jack thing, m gonna try it out. So here it goes–
see nothing happ
I saw my old comment!
I’ve never heard of Candlejack before but it seems very interesti
hi im gong to say his name. 3 2 1, candlejjahffewlqqqa“qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
I have a new favorite name!!! Lol
Wait- I know who Candlejack is- SANTA!!!
Shortest Pasta ever? Lol
Seriesly, first this turned to a conversation about Candlejack to ya’ll. Second why are people typing half words, as if Candlejack got them before they got done typing what they were going to type. Only you have to press enter, if that really happened they wouldn’t even have time to post. Lol.
I love Katy Perry. And I hero-worship my kid sister. Diana’s NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!
I thought it was Voldemort. You know!?
I won’t even bother reading this, seems like it would be boring considering the comment section
If somebody says the name candleJack again,I will create a candlejack for real
I don’t want to say CandleJack- holy fu
“candlejack candlejack oh oh candle candle candlejack, budum bum bum bummmm”
*me singing in the weird lollipop song*
This would make a good scary children’s story if it weren’t for the fact that it said calling his name out would have the person collected and then at the end it saying, failure to not mention his name will whisk you away. Makes no fucking sense.
That was short and sweet. I thought it was going to be a Harry potter spoof
y’all is just you all you probably dont here it much but in the south we say it alot
It’s called a redneck contraction.
Sounds like my great aunt Martha
It was kinda bland
wwell that didnt do jack shit.
Candlejack isn’t real. Honestly. He’s from a show called Freakazoid.
Last October, my friend’s laptop had this page open; no one has seen him yet. If someone can shed some serious details please do so. We just want to know what happened to Jeff.
candlejack will eat my
I LOVE this Candlejazz (got you there) thread. BOOM CAN’T TAKE ME N
Not even scary.
Fuck it, I’m outie
Psh! CANDLEJACK! SEE HE’S NOT TR jaslidf fk;l
mh .. its an ok pasta . nothing worth major narativity .
I swear if one more person makes a Candlejack joke I’m gonna ki
I just said candlejack a dozen times and nothing happened
I didn’t get scared, my first reaction, “Not scary like the rake, or like hellhounds.”
Hahahah! You almost got me there, ALMOST!!!!
holy sheep shit guys! how the hell are you all posting this if your dead? its not like hes gonna press the enter button for you!!!!!!!!!!!! its not like he can type while gouging your eyes out! im gonna say it CANDLE JACK! there are you all happy now IM NOT DEA
*by the way i can type now im finished, kind of messy though. yours truly, CANDLEJACK
His soul may have posted it….. oh wait…. does he carry the victims souls with him too along with the bodies?!?
On this day, I will break this frivolous tradition and boldly call out Candlejack’s name. I might just be the first to say this without pretending t
-_- candlejack wow nothing happend :D wait I FORGOT CAPITALE wait it should still wor-
its name isnt candlekack it said its name will cause candlejack
The paranoia is real
I said his name, nothing happe
candlejack! see nothing hap
On the news in UK, there has been a murder related to … you know who ….
It’s stupid when you say candle jack happens see? Candle jack candl HOLEY SHIT Its terrf-
Candlejack – Candlejack – Candlejack
See, nothing happens, i mean all of the cut off comments aren’t funny anymore. Seriously sto-
This is CandleJack, as the pasta above states you WILL die if you say my name.
Have fun nightmares -If Jeff doesn’t kill you or Eyeless Jack eats your kidneys.
you cannot harm us muhahahaha
I said the word candle. Then I said the name Jack.
Suddenly all the lights in my house went out not kidding. I heard this strange scratching at the window and my eye turned slowly around the room.
Suddenly something smashed through the window. It was a kind of a human figure carrying a sack with ragged clothing.
I screamd and put 12 lead slugs into it from my handy modified desert egal on my bedside table.
Suddenl the lights came back on. Turned out the lights was a minor power cut, the scratching was my cat at the window trying to get in and the figure crashing through the window was some homeless guy with a sack to put stolen goods into.
But seriously guys this jokes getting old. I just sed his name twic
*Fearful screaming* That….was sarcasm!
How about CandIejack, with an uppercase i instead of a lowercase L? See, CandIejack as opposed to Candlejack. You can’t tell the di
Dude really stop its really annoying you’ve killed it CandleJack,CandleJack motherfucking CandleJa
Candle Jack . . . . . there I said it! Nothin’s happened! Mystery Solved! Goodbye!
candle jack is real cuz that’s how i died
I’m to cool and mature to sink to your level. Well actually I’m just too scared to say Candlejack…. OH COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYUHUVAIREHGJMN,
I dare someone to go to there mirror and say bloody mary three times
Did it. I still was greeted with my potato shaped face. Sorry xx
Hw who should REALY not be named….. did anyone else immediately think of Voldemort?
im trying not to say his name so bad
I dare everybody here to go him up, I’m gonna do it too…… it’s gonna be epic!
Im pretty sure candlejack was the name of a charater on the Cartoon Freakazoid …. I remember it because everytime someone said his name he would appear and put them in a sack
My friend said Candle—- for about 3 minutes straight and when he went home from the skate park (#SKATE4DAYZ) his dog was GONE… He got a call from Pima count animal care about a missing dog. When he got there and asked where they found her they said in the middle of the street, in a BIG BROWN SACK. Its real… and frightening. Don’t try any of this at home kids :D. If you do you’ll lose Mr.Twinkies!
But I don’t wanna be whisked “awa” . Seriously man, correct that.
I think it was meant that the reason that they left the word unfinished was that CandleJack had stolen them away xx
I guess, but it’s just bad luck if it was on the last letter of the word.
I may be wrong and it just needed proofreading but other commenters have done the same thin
What the heck you guys!? stop saying the fracking name
… I … I don’t know? Just happens sometimes.
Oh geez guys, stop it!
I need to get much more sacks and rope to kidnap all of you! >:(
And more basements, this one is getting quite full.
STOP SAYING MY NAME, CANDLEJ
Finally I get a break! Oh, uh, Jack, sorry if all the calls got passed onto you. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it.
Anyone ever thought that admin could be getting rid of the last of the comments just to wind us up? :)
One does not have the time allocated for such affairs.
I think he is real!!!!!!!!!! :D
TAKE THIS HATERZ!!!!!!! (Wow… O.m.g. i am so cool… -_- I said Z…)
Aww… D: i said candlejack and nothi
Wait, so without warning, does it teleport to you, instantly and unavoidably scoop you up into its sack, and then teleport away? What is to stop someone from dodging it, or to stop a third party from turning the tables? Also, what happens to the victims? Slenderman kills his victims, but what does old Jack do with its?
On another note, what does anything about it have to do with candles?
Why call it “Jack” if it is sexless? Oh, right, the Once Upon A Time version of Jack the Giant Slayer was gender-flipped, so “Jack” was short for “Jacqueline” (spelling?). So in this case is it ambiguous? Okay, I guess that makes sense.
Candlejack isn’t even rea
*Sigh* Someone wrote this knowing that
a) This would end in plenty of comments
b) It would be amusing to witness these comment
c) and people would make the joke without knowing who the charterer is.
Oh, he’s from Freakazoid if you didn’t know.
I’m not going to do it. I’ll just call him Jack.
Freakazoid?! *looks it up* Holy crap, you’re right!
Way to go, original poster—now everyone can know that you couldn’t even come up with an original concept, so you decided to steal it from a kids’ show of all things without giving credit where it was due.
The idea of the story was good but the name, Candlejack is lame. A better thing than not say his name is never to light a candle and say Candlejack. It makes more sense because of the
I heartily agree with you.
candle smack, candle wack, candle drsydtkdtdyrdt, candle jack…………….
oh man nothing hap
I know why the comments get deleted.because the creator of the story quotes the comments and deletes the finshing parts of our sentences so if you write full sentences and are confused of how it happens there’s your explanation.also candlejack isn’t re
The only thing we have to fear is, fear itself
uuuummm yall do realize none of this is real sure its fun to act as if they were but its science fiction and its frikkin awesome I will admit
OK. So if this is real I’d like to know who presses “ENTER”? to post your reply! Must be that candlejack guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I said candlejack like a million times already and i still exist in this worl
im 9 :3 im bloo call me blu im blue :3
candle jack?!? com here and get me, ill bring brownies ‘nd cake and we can PAAARTYYYYY and ill go help you kill some people, if you dnt mind …
im singing your name, why dont you wan t-
holy shit dude, your place is AWESOME!!
I said Candle jack like 10 times and I’m still here but Candle jack is a pretty cool na
Hmm, candle jack sounds a lot like Apple jacks… Holy…. Wait… jack is the owner of Apple ja .You Made A Bad Choice. Bad Choice. Bad Choice. Bad Choice. Choice Bad. I SEE YOU
I am outside your window, btw nice computer.
This is BS. you dumb asses can’t help but be just that. Candlejack. Nothing fucking happe
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Murder is going to get weirder.
this is not scary
i think the name is catchy and I JUST WANNA SAY THE FRIGGIN’ NAME
this is the stupidest thing ever I said his name what 500000 times what sh*t are they fooling
omg he isn’t real I can say it as much as I want CANDLEJACK!!! eat that su
Oh my god this person is such an idiot. Glad I got to kill her. Noob.
YOU ARE NEXT
Wow, The Operator, The Rake, Freddy, Jason, a good mix of my Horror Favorites. Even Jeff and Jane showed up to this party. The only thing missing now is a Reaper and I don’t mean those nice guys from Bleach. -.-
This is stupid. I said it too. What are you all under 10 years old?
Candlejack! There nothing happ-OH SHIT WHAT THE FU
Hey, with all this ______ stuff going on why is everone still saying his name… Isn’t it so scary? Anyway, I think we should just erase the name, Candlejack out of our minds… Oh Fu-
OH GOD! Where are you taking the people you kill, Jack? I did not say your full name. So you can’t kill me Candlejack… SHI-
the heck candle, I have NOT said your full name just candle and I see you, stealing my peanut butter. why?
I mean, who can blame him? Peanut butter is pretty delicious.
most legit thing ever.
candle jack candle jack candle–
OMG U ALL R ALL SO DUMB CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CAND
Candlejack is real I have him hidden in my closet,after all I’m mickeymouse
GUYS! I found out a way to say his name without be “taken”.
Just Use a capital i instead of an l (L), so it’s CandIejack as opposed to Candlejack.
See? Can’t can’t tell the diff
It was bearable until the very end. The biggest fucking letdown in any pasta I’ve ever read was the “failure to not mention it’s name” part.
That literally translates to “mentioning it’s name.”
And this is me being a saint for not even mentioning the punctuation error in the damn phrase…
Hmm. I find it amusing that He Who Must Not Be Named is actually reading a story about himself, and remembering the author that he had vanished. I also have a number of possible situations in which those who have “perished” have endured. Sent to another dimension? Absorbed by the monster himself? Or have they really perished and are never to be seen again? I notice that most of the comments come from people who have said his name, and I believe they are manifestations of the monster, luring you to comment so that he may get you. I know this is a lengthy comment, and you all may have just read the string of comments just for the amusement of the half-written sentences, and so I will satisfy your lust for that particular object of speech and end this comment as the cliche demands.” Beware the night, and the shadows that lurk within it’s abyssal depths, for it is there that Candlejack liv
You know, with a name like that I’d also be pretty pissed and not want anyone to know it. But what kind of a person names there kid candlejack? seriou
Candlejack! see nothing happens. It’s just your mind playing tricks on you.Some creepypastas exist but so
Wow, Candlejack is the worst creepy pasta villain since Jeff the Killer. I mean the author didn’t even describe wha
My cousin wouldnt possibly have the heart to kill me? Right CandleJack? ……. See everyth
I really hate stories like this because if the author got taken away, does that mean that Candlejack clicked the button to publish the sto
Lol, I can’t believe all these people saying Candlejack in the comments, then pretending to be taken away. Firstly, does it really count if you just TYPE his name? I mean, seriously? And secondly, as if people could actually believ
When you first read the description it sounds like a nun
CANDLEJACK! CANDLEJACK! CANDLEJACK! Ha, nothing happe
So many puns…
without me…..you will never exist jack
We’ll now….wats hs freaked name??!?!?
Wow, all you guys are so dumb if you think candlejack is real. I mean what is he gonna do, snatch me away from my keyboard and then submit my half-written comment or somethi
People, calm it, I just said candle jack and abusulutly nothing h
Guys the CandleJack joke died a long time ago. He doesn’t even exi
Those of you that think that it’s funny to freak people out by saying candlejack in the comments are kind of dumb, I said that out loud to my sister and nothing happe
You know its funny, did any one ever stop to think maybe Candle Jack isn’t his real name. XD
Okay, I’m not gonna say __________ cuz I’m freaking out, but this joke about __________ has to stop. __________ must be so tired from killing every sing person who says __________.
Candlejack dont do dis to me plea
I said it in a dream that I was having about Dream Weaver and woke up in a cold sweat to see the Rake sitting at the foot of my bed. I was able to get away while the were all fighting over me. :)
I said it in dream that I was having about dream weaver and woke up to see the rake at the foot of my bed. While they were all fighting over me I was able to get away. :)
He’s a character from a show in the 90’s called Freakazoid. 3 episode appearances. Became popular meme.
Also, trapping Jack seems to null the effect of saying his name. Use pie.
~The more you kno
guys. think about it. if candlejack was real he would have killed u by now. also, if u died in mid-sentence, how would you post the comment?
i can see your serious since you did finish your sentence :| candlejack isnt real hes just a fun meme to fuck around wi
anyway i like the name CandleJimminyBillyBob more
look i don’t understand why you are even worrying about writing the comments that are half done because they are obviously fake because you would think that if they didn’t have time to press the last key then they didn’t have time to press the ent
I enjoy this story, telling you not to do something so you’ll do it anyways.
your All a bunch of idiots ive been reading the great majority of your supposedly suddenly stopping quotes, saying CANDLE JACK about a million times and guess what im still here. besides if he is simply to scared to get me I wouldn’t blame him. Cause im scar
I felt a hand taking mine when i said it. Goddess, the power of suggestion!
ikr i said his name and he came, but he didnt take me, he is just constantly twerking wow this is awesome XD
What if CandleJack said his own name.
Would that mean he’d kill himself.
I mean, he doesn’t even exi
Well he’s obviously not going to come of you say Candleja**
His name’s Candlejack, for gods sake man, say it ri
I’m at Burger King laughing my ass of at these fucking candle jack comm
I JUST LITERALLY SHIT MYSEL
CandleJack see i said hi
Then who is sending all of your comments?! Candlejack? Haha that’s fu
candlejack is not real and if he was I would OBLITERATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Wow Just wow i said it 10 times and uh nothing happened idiots.
I honestly don’t get what all of this stupid candlejack nonsense is abo
OMG I SAID IT BY ACCIDENT!!! HELP ME LORD!
Candlejack. Candlejack candlejack candlejack candlejack.
I said it out loud as well. Nothing fucking happens, and this joke isn’t funny.
crap i said his name while i was reading this com
do you guys wonder hwo the comments get posted i do….
I didnt read it. its to small to read.
Jachie-chan candle :)
Honestly, I don’t get this one. The higher rated ones like the Rake and Jeff the Killer have stories to them, but this one is just some weak threat. It is a little creepy, but I think people are blowing it out of proportion.
CANDLEJACK! nuthin happe
Candlejack. Candlejack CANDLEJACK , nothin happe
I just said Candlejack. You guys are so dumb, because all of you are unoriginal and retarded. YOu guys are like
“Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack… Candleja-”
You even have time to put a hyphen. LMAO
I’m laughing so hard right now HAHAHAH AHAHAHA
See? Nothing happened.
Candlejack huh what was supp
It’s candleJake…. from state farm… he’s wearing kahkis.
One does not simply say ” CandleJack “.
WOW! Saying the name will cause the person to vanish! Then who the hell sends this post?
WHO PRESS SEND!?!?!?
I practically sceamed candlejack and then taunted him. nothing happened at a
I want to say it SOOO badly lol but what if I’m the one person who actually gets caught
Same here, i just said it and nothing has happened.
Stop guys it isnt funny anymore candle jack isnt reldasfj asohojgsdngjgsojgsg
Candle Jack. Candle Jack. Candle Jack. See, Candle Jack is just another one of those legends that aren’t true. I just said it. NOTHING HAPPENED!
CANDLE F**KING JACK!!! WHO THE F**K CARES!CANDLEJACKCANDLEJACK…CANDLE F**KING JA-
I will say CandleJack I guarantee you nothing will happe
Hey dad what are they all talking ab
CANDLEJACK!!!…. nothing happe
They give us the name now all of us says it….-.-
If candle jack is teal how r the comments getting pos
Candlejack is not real guys but how do the comments get posted if he
I said it
see? nuthing happ
Two kids were going camping. Their names were Bob and Jack. Then, one day, at midnight, Bob wanted to find his bag, but it was dark, so he asked his friend for the candle they got with them just in case,” Hey, can you pass me the candle, Jack? It’s really dar”
So I’m sitting in class acting like I’m doing work like I usually do. And I just read this so I’m gonna say Candlejack… Nothing happe
THE STAFF IS EDITING THE COMMENTS TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH CANDJACK IS DOING IT LOL XD
What a silly accusation!
CANDLEJACK!!!!!!!!! OH FU
i said candlejack and nothing happe
sounds like voldemort, he who should not be named.
sounds more like TUH EPIC DUK ISCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is totally insanity!!!!!!
This is such a stupid pasta, if I want to say his god damn name I will. Candlejack. Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack. See? Nothing happe
OMG! LMMFAOOOO Y’all crack me up!! I’m damn near in tears here..BTW does it count if you don’t say his name out loud?
Candlejack. I said it. There. Nothing happens, idiots. Get f
It says HE who should not be named, and it is not a HE or a SHE.
Candlejack , o course nothing will happen , sorry to rain on ur parade candlejack, prepare to die.
I don’t think you guys get it. Creepy pastas are NEVER real. They contain so much detail that if it were real, a person could never remember THAT MUCH detail. Especially in such a scary moment. C A N D L E J A C K. See? Nothing. CandleJack CandleJack CandleJack. Now would you all just shu
I was affraid at first so i made a friend say his name twice and nothing happened, then i said it too… still nothing…
Candle jack see? Nothing happened and people ending sentences is obvious and annoying? Candle jack candlestick.
I like to call on flashlight John. He’s waaay cooler than that candle jack fello-
When the comment section is longer than the actual pasta, you know it’s a good read… even if it is incomplete and about a completly fictional character named Candlejack. See said his name and nothing happe
Candlejack. Whoa! Nothin happened! Its fake
D-d-d-d-d-d-drop the derp!
I wonder if I can get my sister to say his name? WHAT IF THINKING HIS NAME WORKS THE SAME WAY? Then again, if it did that bag of his would be rather heavy. If someone gets him to put it down and opens it, what happens when they do?
LOL Y’ALL ARE FUNNY ASF HOW DID YOU EVEN POST YOUR UNFINISHED COMMENTS IDIOTS IF YOU DIED BC YOU SAID CANDLEJACK HAHA YOU GUYS ARE DU
Hey y’all u know he ain’t real right? i’ve said it ninety times at least and hey I’M ALIVE. And if you’re expecting me to stop typing mid-sentence…. be prepared to be dissapointed. :D i’ve read horror stories my whole life….look up the Ohio Grass man why do
Like a good neighbor, my brother is gone!
lol their gonna be alot of crime sence for the police that sucks for them
I will say it now one two three CandleJack aww it didn’t WOAH
Wow to prove you wrong i’ll say it okCandlejack see nothing happened wait what was th
THEN WHO WAS CANDLEJA
Ok i get that you kill them and put them in a sack but what do you actually kill them with jacky. PS: never gonna catch me screw up so stuff that in your sack. Also i know a place you can put people.
i agree with the candelbob thing xD
Stupid. How could he even hear you.
Wait a munite… How can he hear us say his name does he have magic or something?
that statement reminded me of ember from danny phantom,SAY MEH NAME! XD….sry….it was funny :P
Hmm what if it said its OWN name? …..i just broke meh brain….sorry brain
not so lucky now, aye?
Candlejack is from a tv show I think?
hehehehe i coming jack who says u cant find a laptop in the woods-ticce
what if i have my hatchet will he kill me then? hhahaha-ticce
WOW just WOW and were the other creepypastas talkin just now? *shivers* there cool but i dont wanna die…… hey if c.j says his own name what if he lets a person go because of it? or is that not how it works?
Candle Jake Lollll.
Being kidnapped by a spirit entity just by saying his name is very illogical and absurd at best.
To add to the absurdity the spirit is one of a cartoon character from Freakazoid called CandleJack???
Seriously? Why in the hell should I believe that?
Worst yet, all the people wrote a comment that suddenly cuts in midsentence to show that they’re being kidnapped, and CandleJack being such a nice guy decided to post the comment anyway?
Come on man, get real, it’s all just an ellaborate tale to make us believe that CandleJack is real, but the truth is he’s just a fa
CandleCrack nothing happened
I can hardy stop laughing enough to post this comment. Seriously I’m pretty sure that nun will happen if I say “his” name. I just have to do this… “Follow the train c.j.”
Just read it aloud to my friend then realized I’m fucked.
whoever this person is you are cool for reading homestuck
Dude, some of you have posted and disappeared more than once. If candlejack is gonna kill you, be real about it. Seriou
Listen, I think we all very well know that Candlejack doesn’t ex
You know my sister said ________ and CandleJack cam…. FUC-
that is evil making yo say the name before you realize you said it, if that was real we all would be dead.
I read this story out loud and nothing hap
Well i said it all night… nothing happened but my cat scared my pretty good
Heres proof Candlejack candlejack candlejack candlejack see? im not getting taken awAYYYYYYYYYYYYY jk NOT jk NOT jk okay yeah i was joking he isnt coming stupid candlejack hes just a freaking creepypaskjFHDASKJFGHDAJFGDKAFGADHFJDGFAEUY
I love how you people try to act like CANDLEJACK killed you and then keep posting more of that. First time is funny second time its annoying . If i offended anyone I sincerely appologize!
G’day to you all
-Andy Sixx’s future wi
When he whisks you away it’s not all that had candlejack just takes you to disneylan
probably candlejack si just who bring you to the spirit…
Well Here It Goes… CandleJack.. Nothing Happe
This is easily one of the worst creepypastas I have ever read. Oh, and what’s up with the title? “He who should REALLY not be named” ? Sounds like he just wanted to piss on Voldemorte (however you spell his name) from Harry Potter.
I voted with a 1/10
If you’re going to make a creepypasta, please don’t halfass it.
This is easily one of the worst creepypasta I have ever read. Oh, and what’s with the title? “He who should REALLY not be named” ? Sounds like he just wanted to piss on Voldemorte (however you spell his name) from Harry Potter. I voted on this with 1/10
If you’re going to make a creepypasta, please don’t half-ass it.
I’m going to need more rope
….what happens if you say your OWN name????….i just broke meh brain…..damn…..
Guys, CandleJack is obviously not re
Do you guys really believe in this Candlejack bullshi
You idiots! Candlejack is NOT Re
Candlejack I’m waiting fo
All of you guys are being stupid. See “CandleJack!”. There I said i…Wait all my lights just tuned o
I said his name out loud waiting for him to come He’s not coming….I hope….what was that? Is Candlejack here? HOL
JandleCack? Hmm weird, I didn’t get tak
If he says his own name, does he have to steal himself?
Candle Jack.(Just to prove a point) And it’s not very nice to kill people, mister! You Jeff and Slendy need a timeout!
Haha Candlejack….Thats a stupi
I agree with the people saying this is stupid, seriously it isn’t funny anymore! These Candlejack jokes are everywh
What do you mean by indirectly saying it?Can I say it in my hea
I have serious butterflies. I’m afraid that if I say Candlejack somethi
Hello guy who made the story you should call the ghostbuters
What the hell that’s so stupid who hell mad this so digging bad
So we’re talkin’ ’bout a voldemort/Jeff the Killer here right?
(gasp) Voldemort II?!
CANDLEJACK I sai
Half of me wants to type the name, and the other half is slightly scared. Ok, here goes nothing. Candlejack. There. I said it. Ha. Nothing happened. Although now I feel like there’s something behind me. And I could have sworn I just saw something reflected in the computer screen. Oh shi
I was reading this out loud to the class(break period) as soon as I said candle jack everyone went berserk lo
Lawl. I said it alot im not DEAD yet!
Well you said it so are you dead yet?
there is only 3 people up to kick some candleman ass and we all know who……GHOSTBUSTERS!!!
Who you gonna call?………….. GHOSTBUSTERS!
I wonder what happens if I say my own nam
I’m glad candlejack is real, I don’t feel like finishing my senten
Who would ever think to say that kind of a name?
Its so stupid. CandleJack isn’t really sca
Please Candlejack isn’t frekin real i mean seriously! Stop unfinishing yuor comments it gets so annoying! I already said a hundred times!
Lighten up sour puss.
After I read the story, I knew the comments were going to be all the same, with everyone saying “Candlejack” doesn’t exist or some shit, and then the comments end like thi
Okay I’m really, really tired of all these stupid Candlejack commen
time and date give me one and i shall say your name until then i shall wait for you.
PS you aint making it out alive C.J
Said it in my mind by accident D:
CandleJack,CandleJack, what the hell is going on?
Candlejack won’t get anyone you guys are stup
This is Candlejack, please stop saying my name. I’m sick of killing everyone.
candlejack, candlejack, candlejack
Scary but I laugh at this thing.
The apostrophe in the word “it’s”, should only be used to summarize “it is”. When speaking in terms of possession, the correct use is “its”.
CandleJack is my friend he is taking me to a party so bye guy
see you later at night when I come to get y
Y’all muthafuckas gonna die in the next thirty seconds
I can say CANDLEFUCKINGJACK if i damn well please
HEY im CandleJack you bitch don’t copy my fucking name -_-
im coming for you
ahahaha this candlejack thing never gets ol
Candlejack can´t grab me im Motherfukin´Batman. OH FUCK NO.
See? He´s dead no
What I’m wondering is how Candlejack is getting to our houses so fas
Candlejack? Seriously. Oh the memories… SCREAM. Who else wants to go to the Honey Harvest Festival in Akton?
Candlejack is such a nice demon to post peoples’ comments when he takes them awa
So, what if we all said his name at the same time. Mind fuck to the max.
*reading aloud to myself*
“….it’s name will cause Candlejack to come whisk you away.”
you know what candlejack i will say your name infact i can say it all night but ill need you to be there hehe
JEFF THE KILLER GET YOUR ASS OFF MY COMPUTER AND STOP READING MY DIARY DAMN IT SO WHAT IF I LIKE CANDLEJACK BIG WOOP AND I WILL SAY THE DAMN NAME ALL I WANT COME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENES CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK
sorry folks odd here is….being odd again….
I said Candlejack. Sleep is overrated anyw
ok candle…… NOT SAYING IT! Anyways try saying my name i bet you can’t find out who’s name you just said….Oh and if you see me on cleverbot rember not to be surprised oh and one more thing!
You shouldn’t have done that.
We Know Who You Are….
Of course. Just say the name right there. Candlejack, Candlejack, Candlejack. Almost like Beetlejuice. Come at me, bro. t(.__.t)
CandleJack! I’m going to hell now aren’t I.
u guysssss we cannot say the name… okay, no i just have to say it now…
ha! nothing happened, i guess it wasnt real after allllllllllllllllllllllllllhgbvfcdyrsatstt3ezxdfgh
I wonder where he takes you. Pie Island? My creepy uncles basement? Outside to tell he doesn’t by that name anymore? Well Candlejack let’s go down the rabbit ho
I just said candleja
i wonder is this is real
so if i say candle jack what wo
Lmfao. Most of you probably don’t even know that Candlejack originated on the show Freakazo
Haha you guys realy believe that candle jack wi
Candlejack your so fa
It’s amazing how many people think I’m fake until I show up…..
i just said your name how come u didn’t show up?
I love candle jack so mu
candlejack see nothing happe
where’d it go?? i was waiting for it
what kind of name is candle jack omg what the fu this is candle jack you will all di
Look I just said it!
Candle FUCKING Ja
Awesome and i realy liked the name
I love how all these people say Candlejack in the comments and then leave them unfinished. Yes, it is amusing, but they couldn’t have died. Unless of course Candlejack clicked submit for them.
It’s a reference to an old warner brothers cartoon called freakazoid. Awesome show. Anyway, they had an episode dedicated to candle jack. One of the best of the seas
Well aren’t we all sarcastic assholes. No but I’m actually laughing so hard I love this website.
I don’t understand whuts so amusing about leaving sentences unfin
ohhhhhh now I get i
you people are so fucking retarted, CANDLEJACK does not exist!
stop writing bullshit half written words u bloody idiots! if u were really dead, u couldnt press send. RETAR
Will I actually die saying Candlejack? Cra
Please, some monster killing you if you say it’s name? Hasn’t that been done before? Saying CandleJack won’t make some reaper-like-thing burst through your window a-
*innocent guy*: NO DON’T KILL MEEEE D: *kills* *random voice*: Killing Spree
You guys are pussies.ill say his name right now CANDLE JACK.see nothing to be af…………
Imagine if you asked your friend Jack to pass a candle to you and said “can you pass that candle, jack” you wouldn’t die. I mean wow I already said CandleJack and nothing hap
Pssshhh you guys are total morons he’s not real.
I said his name five times and nothing happ cghadItRFY/’;iogf[cfyi;f/hgFJHF;JHF;ihf;oh
Well. I read the last line…and my phone went off and scared the hell out of me…
Over a hundred unfinished comments + OCD = rage beyond belief. I’d rather be visited by the candle man.
Ok forreal. It only works if you say Candlejack’s name out loud. So that’s all you have to avoid :3 (It literally says it in the po
I wish I could find more about this guy he need to become more famous like slender we need more stories
We need to spread the fear
I’m thinking of writing a short story about candle jack with my own twist
I might pos
SERIOUSLY CANDLEJACK IS NOT REAL
i don’t even know what Candlejack is right now, and I almost thought this story was really bad. Then I saw the ending and I thought “clever!” and I smil
I really don’t think he will come, candlejack is just a stupid nam
HI I’M CANDLEJACK AND THIS IS CADLEJACKASS!!!!!!!!
Heh,this Candlejack guy isn’t so tough at a
Candlejack. Boom. I win.
The malevolent spirit that haunts anyone who would call him on his name is Candlejack! And the auth
Candlejack is real, but some are lucky enough to survive. But not most…
i was reading this out loud and said the name….. help O_O
But who was black cloth
Candlejack? Still a better love story then Tw
These comments are fucking hilarious
You will all pay,and Um like me on twitter at creepyjane
Even I can’t type my name
I’m coming to get you bitches
As soon as I said it something exploded outside of my window… What the actual fuck!
this is a good short story
Wow people pleas this is more pathetic then X-hands bloody marry, Hell hounds, Excetera …… Stop believing every thing you hear and just re
See nothing happened!
Grow the fu-
Candlejack candlejack candlejack wait what the heck is tha
He is not relay I will prove it candlejack see he’s no
Guys, you’re faking this..
Nothing will happen if you say his name.
See? Nothing hap
Come on guys. He’s just a character from freakazoid.
Candlejack isn’t real and he can’t hurt you. Jesus chr
CANDLEJACK! See guys, he’s not even r
Also he doesn’t kill you read the thing he steals you not kill you CandIeJack also can’t if you use an uppercase i instead of an l also this getting out of ha
look, he presses submit to leave an example. however, there are unanswered questions. Where do the people go after they are in the bag? and alternate dimension? What’s it like. And what happens if you only say his initials? Why does typing count? And, most of all, why did he base his name over the nursery rhyme. You know the one.
This is bullshit. Candlejack isnt even re
in soviet Russia candlejack say ur na
Lmfao CandleJack is a sexay name,Am I righ
Nice story…. But wasn’t this the same plot line to an episode of the 90’s cartoon show FREAKAZOID?
You are all retarded. I think I almost went brain dead reading all the comments that typed something about ‘Candlejack’ and then one word breaks off before you finish the sentence. What, does Candlejack submit your comments after he kills you? Lawl!
Whoever wrote this just wasted 10 minutes of their life submitting another bullshit pasta. I feel bad for all you idiots that are still playing along wi
Candlejack. You know why i can say candlejack? I AM HE
I’d expect you to be more eloquent towards the english language, Mister Namecantbepronnounced.
It’s he who should really not be names, not he no should really not be written.
THEN WHO WAS CANDLEJA
Remember children: it’s only as real as you let it be. Just like me, Candlejack, Slenderman, and all my dearest friends.
CANDLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! See not real
this is bull candlejack candlejack dont say my name bitch
You guys who leave like 1 or 2 letters after saying/typing candlejack are really stupid. Nothing happens after you say his/her na
Wow Candlejack is sooooooooooooo scary I’d like to see him try to take me ou
Candlejack is OBVIOUSLY just some fat guy eating nachos and play World of Warcra
Candlestick!!! Candlestick!!! Candlestick!!! See nothing happe- Who’s standing outside of the wind- Shoot gotta go!
CANDLEJACK!!!!! See nothing happe-… Who’s that standing out the wind- Shoot! gotta go!
candjack isnt real. I don’t know whaty youre all talking ab
He ain’t real , candle jack candle jack [email protected]@king jack! See you liers
Still alive bitches!!!
Did someone say spiderman threa
Hey I believe in all these pastas so yah
Why do you guys think this candle jack is r
Lol at the end awa
This really isnt that scary at all, candlejack isnt gonna do crap cause he w
CandleJack #YOLO #dying
Come on guys, seriously, this whole cutting off your comment after saying Candlejack is so old. Grow up and lay off the old jo
OK the thing is with candle, uhh, boy is that he is not that scary.u hear that candle jack?! Aww, fu
Lol why is everyone stopping typing after saying it?
If the writer got whisked away by Candlejack, then how did she submit this to Creepypasta? (dun DUN DU-
I have a business arrangement with a certain villain, you see. He pays me per stolen comment-leaver, it’s quite a nice racket we’ve got going on here.
Y’all are retarded typing Candlejack doesn’t do anything. And how are yall submitting y’alls unfinish comments. Not funny any more. I just said Candlejack and nothing happen
This is CandleJack. You will all die.
Hey CandleJack, get the heck outa my room. WAIT, oh sh-
Awa? Did you die by candle jack when you were finishing your story? Or did I just kill you? By the way… GO TO SLEEP :)
CandleJac CandleJak CandleJak… Thats as much as Im saying….
If we’re not supposed to say Candlejack why does everyone keep saying it? This makes no sen
CANDLEJACK IS WEAK
Worst CreepyPasta ever. 1/10. It’s so stupid, CandleJack isn’t even re-
Guys I called a stuff pumpkin doll Candlejack when I was younger and nothing’s happe-
the story is messed up
Yo, CJ. Sorry for the wait. I’m restocking the ropes. Oh, if you could supply the hairs of your vic, I can lower the price by bulk.
guys honestly he isnt real emphamiss on “he”…DO TEH HUSSLE \o/
in english please.
Im sorry i must be allergic to bullshit
you are a fake one i am the real one
I’m guessing the reason everyone’s sentence’s are being cut off is because Creepy Pasta has programmed it to cut off your sentence when you say his name, it is really stupid that people are doing this. Some people even pretend they don’t believe in him so that they can make it seem as if they were taken for not believing or something I mean after all it’s ridiculous that Creepy Pasta would really do this to their audience if it meant they lost fans. Honestly some people have no knowledge of pure logic.
Hey candle jack o
IN the name of my father, god in heaven, I cast you candlejack in to the burning pits of he-
I ain’t scared of no Candlejack shi
You guys, what if those comments are real. They could have just been commenting until Candlejack actually took them away and was just nice enough to submit their comme
I will kill you all!
Hey guys it never said CandleJack kills you, he could just wisk you away to a magical land of wond…. Lol bullshit, you guys know I kill you xD.
Candlejack. The best part of this pasta would be the comments.
I have holy water candlejack crap poring it on myself ha fuCk you slender Jeff rake all you PS I’m drunk.
I have holy water candlejack crap poring it on myself ha fu
So if my parents are calling me to come eat dinner, I have to kill them?
Candlejack is so dead I know a exorcist
Can I join the Candlejack joke t
said Candlejack like a million times talking to my dad now i wanna see him come here and take me……………. hahaahahahhaha
Whelp isn’t candlejack a load of sh
Little tip: We all know it’s fake, we’re just joking, so don’t whine saying it’s fake, because we know already.
then why are there so many bodies in my house that I keep taking when your pathetic meat sacks stupidly say my name? believe what you want. its not instant for me to take you but if you do say my name you are marked. i am everywhere. Im in the darkest depths of your closet, your attic, basement, under your bed, in your own shadow, and even when you think im not. im all ways there even if you don’t want to believe. the mere thought of me is enough that deep down you don’t believe you know im real. your just trying to trick your self that im not real. im all ways watching. so be careful what you say.
At least I know how to deactivate Caps Lock when I type my username.
That ball of fluff can suck my nonexistent testicles. You hear me candlejack? I’m not sc-
It aint true. Candle jack candle jack candle fudging jack There you go hawhawhaw nice try …… FAKE.
You know candle jack isn’t real
You guise know by reading his name, the little voice in your head says his name, therefore, you are all fucked. Personally, I’ve always been fond of Candlejack. He is such a handsome boy:) my grandson should be more like him.
You guys are lame! Candlejack is soo fa
YOU GUY’S KNOW THE DOCTORS NAME TOO?! Who knew that after all this time that his name would be something as simple as Candlejack?! If only we
Some one’s knocking on my door. going to check it out.
Stop this ignorance now. Jeffery will come and slit all of your throats.
employing new ghouls to help candlejack must be able to look good in white, not feel sorry for people taken, not deaf and be able to work all hours of the day. pay is pies
Does it count if u say it in ur head
No, you have to say it out loud, or on a message board.
Candlejack why is it called a Candlejack?!?!?!
Well I don’t make fun of your username! *whisks Anonymous away*
just said his name……
what the fu** happens next bit**
VOLDEM-, erm, I mean, CANDLEJACK. See? I sai
That awkward moment when your sitting in the bathtub naked and just said its name…
This is just some bullshit saying his name will not make you disapper.Watch il say it CandleJack see nothing happened motherfuckers.Oh fuck no you aint killen my ass bi
Candlejack.see it doesn’t wo
I see your sudden ending, but who submitted the story?
It wasn’t Canndlejack, he’s not rea
Come on guys, really. How are you all so naive?? Nothing is going to happen when you say his name, although I would like to see it happen to you guys. Go on, Candlejack, oh shit-
Oh! I know Candlejack! he’s a good friend of mine!=]
Ha… No we’re not. *Whisks SlendyBoy away*
WHY THE HELL DID YOU POST ITS NAME!!!!!!!!
Well shit guys, candlejack isn’t so bad. WAIT FUC
Seriously fuys stop this Candlejack nonsense it’s getting a
read the story again it says failure to say its name will cause candlejack to whisk you away so all of you who have said its name are really safe as for all who have not said its name well…your screwed
Wrong! It says, “Failure to NOT mention his name.” So, anyways… *whisks Anonymous away*
Now that I beat his ass and he is dead lets all forget bout this okay
I said candlejack ah shit wait a sec
You better stay down this time! >:(
I just kicked CandleJack’s butt and dammit he’s bac
Pfft. This CandleJack fellow is a load of bullsh
When I heard the red and white cloth conceals his body, I was thinking Santa Claus…
Never have I regretted saying “HO HO HO” more in my life than I have now.
I have been naughty.
I swear, do I have to personally say to everyone that ‘I’ press “Submit” after I kidnap you? Sheesh!
How do you post the comment if candlejack gets you before you even finish comment come on rea
candlejack……there i said it
candlejack candlejack candlejack-he appears behind me-AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaand its not real
He thinks im afraid, im not afraid, ill even prove it, ill say his name three times aloud, candle jack, candle jack, CANDLE JACK
This is incredibly silly. Just by mentioning him you would really beli
Candlejack was here.
Huh, this is the most stupid thing ever. I am a very good christian and I know that god will save me from candlejack, idi
Well is Candlejack going to kill me now, or will he kill me la
I’m Watching every one
How you do dat without eyes
Sup’ Eyeless Jack.
So what If I say Candlejack… Look I’m still here..
im not bieng whisked away nor am i scared :/. done typing.
candlejack see? hes not mean im 10 lollolopl he no take me lolololol i is aweseome lololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooollllllllllllllololololololollololol still typing!!!!! im done typing.
Candlejack is awesome why would you think he is mean? he is so awesome and i heard a commercial say that a handlebar is the biggest loser
Well nice going Candle Jack now i got no one to reply to! I thought you were my frie
Sorry i fell off my chair. But yeah I have decided to forgive the guy. Now we’re gonna go whisk away other people! Lets go jack!!
CandleJack, how are you? Got any ponies for me?
God, I’m lucky I dident say that!
know what? instead of arguing over if he’s real or not, lets agree to disagree. if you believe; awesome, congrats, dont say his name or whatever. if you dont believe; awesome, fantastic, you allow your imagination to suck but stay in reality. now, if you’ll excuse me, im going to drink with Bloody Mary and smoke with Slenderman.
Candlejack is not real, saying candlejack wont do anythi
Oh comon guys Candlejack isn’t re
imma need more rope