The Town Of Blanche
If you visit France’s Cote d’Azur in your lifetime, do everything you can to avoid a small town called “Blanche”. I was in the country once with my parents, around 8 years ago (I was 12 at that time; we were on a family vacation), and we found ourselves looking for a place to get some rest and enjoy some of the local color. We were getting really hungry on the road, so it was with some luck that a town, unmarked on our map, rose unexpectedly on the horizon. This was the town of Blanche.
Immediately after we entered Blanche, we noticed that the colors of the houses were darker than anything I had seen in my entire life – it’s not like they were black or grey, they were normal colors for walls – they just look… not right. It’s hard to explain; almost like it was a color that we don’t even have a word for because it’s so dark and strange.
A few minutes after driving around the town, we all began to notice the fishy stench – like a Friday market, except for the fact that no fish were being sold. The people in the town also had a really weird skin tone, almost frostbitten and tinged a deep blue – if I recall correctly, my father said something like “These guys sure look like the sea.” We had originally planned to stay in the town for a while, but my mother and my sister were so disturbed by the creepy atmosphere and the town’s denizens that they insisted that we keep driving and find a different town to stay the night.
When we arrived in the next town, it was like we all gave a gigantic sigh of relief at once – we felt that we were back in normal civilization. However, the people who ran the inn that we stayed at in the second town did tell us some very freaky stories about Blanche – stories that made us really glad that we didn’t stay there…
The Town Of Blanche,
BUT WHO WAS TOWN?
BUT WHO WAS BLANCHE!!!!!!!!! Iam sick of hearing that ”but who was” in the comments of evey single creepy pasta e.g. ”but who was widemouth” and ”but who was pokemon blue” they are all derived from the origianl shit sentence at the end of crap creepy pasta’s”but who was phone” idont thinkl even the cretor of that phrase gets it…………….but yea good story wish i hearde the storys though
BUT WHO WAS JACKASS?! Oh, right, it’s you.
Yeah, cretors don’t get nothin’.
Oh. you don’t like it? Did we rustle your jimmies? I don’t use the term “Butthurt” anymore, I’m not twelve. So I’ll use these. Are you rearbattered? Rumpusruffled? Bootymaimed? Tushupset? Anallydistressed? Rumpdisturbed? Sphincterdinked? Derrierdevastated? Coloncrushed? Fannytroubled? GlutiosMaximusWounded? Oh, well then GTFO this site. You’re obviously going to see it.
Coloncrushed… I’ve never heard that but it might be the best thing I’ve ever heard ever.
sounds like a wrestling move. THE COLON CRUSHER!
Operation: Rustle Jimmies was a success.
I like that you’re bitching about it, but it was the first thing you said. You’re a fuckin’ jackass.
BUT WHO WAS CIAN?
There is still one question that remains…
WHO WAS BAD STORY?
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
PSA:
It’s actually THEN WHO WAS PHONE, not BUT.
THEN WHO SAID BUT??
They were crab people, right?
are you talking about the vantas family
Hey, I’m suing!
Could have been better…
NO THIS WAS THE BEST PASTA EVER
heeeeeeeeeelo anyone see the mistake?!
Uhhh. What? Can we hear the freaky stories? Because this one wasn’t freaky at all.
Meh, It sounds too familiar, like something that I’ve read on here before. =/ It would have been better if they would have at least incorporated some of the stories that were retold back to them. All in all it wasn’t that bad though.
wouldnt the pasta be the stories about the town?…instead of the anecdote?
its like saying ¨omg, once someone told me this really creepy story about ppl that looked like zombies¨…?>< y?
Backstory plz?
Hello.
Worthless.
omfg H.P. lovecraft comment was brillaint. i was about to say the same thing
WHO WAS STORIES?
also WHO WAS FISH SMELL?
and WHO WAS LOVECRAFT?
…What kind of stories? Now I want to hear how the whole town flooded and all the denizens they family saw were actually drowned ghost victims and such…
Sounds like Innsmouth to me! I think we have a lawsuit on our hands, H.P. Lovecraft!
Where is the ending?
And those stories are…?
The author of this one tried too hard to be vague, and it failed.
Pretty much a failure. Not written very well, a terribly ambiguous ending, which, for this story, doesn’t work at all.
Just not particularly interesting overall, and no payoff.
Stories like..?
Not cool, that fishy smell is an actually disease called Trimethylaminuria.
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Story?id=2287206&page=1
How boring…
Then what kind of freaky things happened in Blanche, excuse me???
(this is NOT directed at WHO WAS PHONE.)
Um yeah, so if you’re gonna go for a creepy story, perhaps you should actually include, i dunno, creepiness?
I mean, you can’t expect to creep someone out by saying ‘OMG, this one time, I was in a bar, and a dude told me a scary story. The end’
*sigh*
And it could have been interesting, had the creepy stories actually been included
Me and my family drove through this weird town once. Then we heard stories about it. Freaky shit, man.
It’s like someone read The Shadow Over Innsmouth and thought it would be more awesome if nothing happened in it at all.
lol @ fcf and mr. welldone
yeah…stories like what…that’s more interesting than a family road trip or picnic in france.
Nah that wasn’t us