The Prince’s Fresh Start
Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.
After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
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Scariest pasta ever, y/y?
Posted in Rites & Rituals
October 10th, 2008 at 1:23 am
so basically my mind was blown.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:25 am
This isn’t scary. At all. Worst pasta I’ve read, no offence. I dont even get it.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:27 am
oh right and
THEN WHO WAS WILL SMITH?
October 10th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Pure.
Fucking.
Genius.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:29 am
this wasn’t scary but I had a decent laugh
October 10th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Oh shit, I lol’d hard.
Now if only there was a Rick Roll pasta.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:33 am
*Or “were”; my grammar has been quite shitty lately, I apologize.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Fucking lol!
I must admit, that was long overdue.^_^
And, Unknown, you are a retard.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:49 am
THEN WHO WAS FRESH PRINCE?
October 10th, 2008 at 1:51 am
also, brix shat
October 10th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Excuse me if I dont think its funny, or freaky or whatever.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:59 am
Ahahaha. Haha. Scary in a way no other pasta has been yet. NOT DA GANGSTA LINGO.
Boo Unknown. XD
October 10th, 2008 at 2:04 am
I dont get it.
October 10th, 2008 at 2:08 am
Ahaha Funny. Very funny. Too bad I’m not laughing. Girl with no face, your not the only one.
October 10th, 2008 at 2:10 am
hmm…Wasnt there just a person….Oh well, whatever. I guess I’m the only one that doesn’t get it and does’t think its funny. I love being a loner.
October 10th, 2008 at 2:21 am
I’ve never actually watched the show, but I get it. lolz!
The pastas have been really lame lately, glad this one finally came to wake people up, haha.
Enough with the nonsensical rites and rituals, already!
October 10th, 2008 at 2:47 am
Unknown, I’m assuming that you are unfamiliar with the Fresh Prince of Bel Air meme, so this should clear things up:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bel-Air
This story isn’t really intended to be “creepy,” it’s just a good laugh for those who are familiar with the meme.
October 10th, 2008 at 2:48 am
*wasn’t, not “isn’t.”
Gaah, sorry again.
October 10th, 2008 at 3:02 am
Hey, unknown, its fresh prince of belair. Goto hell. Rickroll pasta nao!!!!
October 10th, 2008 at 3:51 am
Holy fuck, I lol’d
October 10th, 2008 at 4:40 am
<3
Oh, and @Uknown - No shit! You clearly are one of the lucky few who have never witnessed the horror of 4chan (or message boards in general). God I fucking hate everyone.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:42 am
Sorry about that rant, I just realised the true life-destroying potential of Rule 34. I will never look at Wall-E the same way again. ;_;
October 10th, 2008 at 5:07 am
pure absolute genius.
i hate people who don’t understand this one.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:18 am
Great…. now I’m going to be singing that all day.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:36 am
@ Unknown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ1NA7Mgzgw
October 10th, 2008 at 6:46 am
lolololololololol
-runs out of breathe-
Best pasta ever, seriously. xD
October 10th, 2008 at 6:51 am
Hahahaha!
Amazing! Utterly Brilliant!
October 10th, 2008 at 7:20 am
This pasta made me happy.
Thank you so much.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Unknown dosen’t have a TV obviusly.
And the pasta IS
PURE
ULTRA
EPIC
MEGA
GIGA
OWNAGE
PWNZOR
WIN
October 10th, 2008 at 8:29 am
I shat brix.
In the shape of Will Smith.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Oh god when I saw the words “West Philadelphia” immediate brick and mortar was shat. Im now sitting in the middle of a fresh cobble stone street.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:40 am
BUT THEN WHO WAS CARLTON?
October 10th, 2008 at 8:44 am
I think i love you
DOMNIT FRONK
October 10th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Unknown is troll.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I lol’d three times before I could finish reading this. So awesome.
THEN WHO WAS CAB DRIVER?
October 10th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Haha, love it. xD
October 10th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Hahaha, cute
October 10th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Brilliant!
October 10th, 2008 at 10:27 am
“Unknown,” lurk more.
Or stop being a complete dumbass.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:32 am
They forgot the part where you had to swing your head in a circle twice as you knock.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:51 am
……There are no words for this.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:02 am
This was possibly, the best creepypasta I have ever had the pleasure of reading.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Awesome
October 10th, 2008 at 11:53 am
THANKS!! HOW AM I EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP NOW!!?!?!
October 10th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Sorry, I just realized I am a complete and utter retard and will now become An Hero.
October 10th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
WIN!
October 10th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I wanna see Mr. Welldone’s comment on this.
October 10th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
@asdf- Ha, that was my first thought on reading this
October 10th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Sorry Unkown, that’s probably the only way out now.
October 10th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
@ 47 and 49
I thought the same and also Russel Crowe LOL
October 10th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I NEED to see Mr.Welldones comment.
Oh and W
WHO WAS UNCLE PHIL,HILARY,CARLTON,ASHELY and AUNT VIV.
Oh and i forgot i shat out a frickin litlle town.
October 10th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Dr.Creepy was automagically in the name box!
Anyway, that was a cracking good read!
October 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I never loled so much at a Will Smith reffrance (sp.) Great job.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I knew what this was as soon as it got to the part about the Aunt, but by then I knew I should have figured it out from the beginning.
I love how it was done and it was very funny.
Infinity/5
October 10th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
@2 dude,fresh prince of bel air theme int ostory mode…duhh…i lol’d hard,then got aboned,whaked off to debbie does dallas,then lold some more as i suirted all over the TV
October 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
BUT THEN WHO WAS GEOFFREY?
Also, hilarious.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Lol…creepypasta jumped the shark..
October 10th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
LOLLERGASM
very nice XD
October 10th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, “youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air”
October 10th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
omg…fucking WIN!
October 10th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
You know you were born in the 90’s if you figured out this pasta before the first paragraph was done.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
xD there is a fat monster living inside
October 10th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I love Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
But this scared the shit out of me. ;D
October 10th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Absolutely *brilliant*.
I got it as soon as I saw the title. xD
October 10th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
October 10th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I’ll never sleep again.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
You forgot that dumb head bounce/twist after knocking.
It’s absolutely necessary.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I knew what the pasta was going to be like immediately after I saw the title D:
October 10th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
I expected it as soon as I read the title.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Brix: I just shat them.
October 10th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
but WHO WAS DICE?!
October 10th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Man,my mom heard this story,AND SHE GOT SCARED AND SAID:YOU’RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.
October 10th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Gotta agree with Dr. Creepy on this one. This is the first time I’ve felt a need for Mr. Welldone.
Oh my god. Scariest pasta EVER.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Thanks for the lulz ;D
October 11th, 2008 at 12:35 am
that was the greatest pasta ever.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:53 am
I shat brix of laughter.
You owe me new pants.
October 11th, 2008 at 3:28 am
@61- You know you were born in the 90’s and lurked too much on /b/ if you knew exactly what was coming as soon as you read the title…
October 11th, 2008 at 4:18 am
@61: I think you mean you know you GREW UP in the 90s when you figured it out in the title.
October 11th, 2008 at 4:47 am
I SUCK COCKS
October 11th, 2008 at 5:00 am
rjaye no offense but your a freak
October 11th, 2008 at 5:42 am
This wins so hard. You don’t even have to be aware of 4chan to get this. You just either have to be at least 14 or have watched Nick at Nite…EVER. Well done.
And because we need another one of these: THEN WHO WAS UNCLE?
October 11th, 2008 at 7:11 am
I wonder if the door will be opened by a Mudkip in a butler suit, who will also be the Holder of Goatse?
October 11th, 2008 at 8:57 am
No, you are the cancer.
October 11th, 2008 at 8:58 am
lmao xD
October 11th, 2008 at 9:41 am
YES.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:40 am
>prince
>fresh
right there and there, i new something’s fishy.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:51 am
ok, Unknown, here is a clue. Fresh Prince=Will Smith….Will Smith=Fresh Prince+Of Belair=Pasta……in a way, that makes nooo sense….just look at it…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
What the hell, I wrote this one.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
LOL!!
The pasta almost made me pee myself!
It was hilarious!
Then everyone who’s like “I don’t get it” are making me laugh so hard!!!
LOL!
COME ON PEOPLE!!
October 11th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
It was NOT a good idea to read this in class…
“And Ed Gein would make things for his house out of his victims skin-REKKUSU! are you LAUGHING?!”
Ohhhh good times. Best pasta ever.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
uhhhhh what
i didn’t write that last comment with my name on it…
oh well.
October 11th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
LMAO! Amazing. Pure freaking genius. By far the best thing in the world… Or at least on this site.
YO HOMES TO BEL-AIR!
October 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
LOL OMG
AS SOON AS I READ THE TITLE,
i was already picturing the fresh prince theme in my head. all the way through.. that was greatly epic.
October 11th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GENIUSSSS.
HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT?
October 11th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
that is the most failed post on this site.
October 11th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Epic win!
October 11th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Epic instant win.
October 12th, 2008 at 12:29 am
lol yes, I had a good laugh at this
October 12th, 2008 at 12:38 am
how do you NOT understand this one!
October 12th, 2008 at 12:43 am
All we need is some Tom Jones now!
October 12th, 2008 at 1:12 am
:applause:
October 12th, 2008 at 8:31 am
total genius
October 12th, 2008 at 10:11 am
i have a really good feeling that i can actually do what it says in this pasta.
October 12th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
greatest pasta ever
October 12th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
…seriously?
they converted this into a pasta???!!!
-palmface-
ugh
October 12th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
*cheers*
October 12th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Gentlemen, we have a winnar
October 13th, 2008 at 1:34 am
When I saw the title, I thought “this sounds like the fresh prince of bel air…” then I read the part about west philadelphia. Then I thought “WHO WAS WILL SMITH?”
October 13th, 2008 at 3:07 am
That was the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
BEST
PASTA
EVER!!!
xD I couldn’t breathe for ten minutes after reading this, I was laughing too hard
I can’t wait to see what Mr Welldone has to say about this :]
October 13th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Zero
Horrifying thought of an inhuman and blasphemous ritual. Some scarry stuff. *crushes a car*
Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
October 13th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I LOLacuasted
October 13th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
WHO WAS WILL SMITH!!!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
As soon as I saw tht title I lol’d.
Im crying a little bit.
WIN
October 13th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
ahahahahaha…..that’s awesome!
October 13th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
WHO WAS FUCKING AWESOME?
October 14th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
epic win
October 15th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
LOL
Get this man some cake.
October 16th, 2008 at 1:24 am
i shll sleep…. laughing to death
also who was hooligans?
October 16th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Goddamnit, I lol’d.
October 18th, 2008 at 12:06 am
WIN! Haha! Best Creepypasta ever!!! I lold hard.
But…
WHO WAS BASKETBALL!!!!
October 18th, 2008 at 3:17 am
Sorry. I overreacted. THis is OKAY….but no ripping is involved so…it losed Jack-points for me.
October 18th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Oh geez… I’ll never play basketball in West Philadelphia… ever.
October 19th, 2008 at 11:06 am
If you don’t get this then an hero. NOW.
October 19th, 2008 at 11:32 am
XD Oh good Lord. Best thing I’ve seen for days.
October 21st, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Bricks shat, this ttly happened to me once!!1one
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:42 am
Oh man, EPIC.
My mom got really scared when she read this though, maybe there’s a connection?
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:13 pm
LOLOLOL
NICE
October 24th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I knew what it was when I read “West Philadelphia.” I’m such a nerd.
October 26th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I shat brix.
Then I shat cement.
Afterwards, I shat a trowel.
Later, I shat a beautiful facade.
I have nothing left to shat now.
October 27th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
THEN WHO WAS HOOLIGANS?
November 2nd, 2008 at 2:02 am
I need to change my socks now.
November 2nd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Unknown, this poem is for you.
roses are red, violets are blue. i really want to fucking kill you.
also, this one.
clowns are funny, they sometimes throw pie. i really hope that you fucking die.
lol
November 2nd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Unknown, this poem is for you.
roses are red, violets are blue. i really want to fucking kill you.
also, this one.
clowns are funny, they sometimes throw pie. i really hope that you fucking die.
lol
November 6th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
For those that don’t get it: Watch the theme song to “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.” 8D
November 11th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
This is so amazing!! *W*
November 14th, 2008 at 12:17 am
FUCKICANTFUCKINGBELIEVEIT! NO ONE’S DONE THAT BEFORE IS THIS OC? CAPS LOCK IS NEEDED. I PISSED MYSELF A BIT!
November 17th, 2008 at 12:10 am
oh god damn you anonymous