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Creepypasta

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Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.


Scariest pasta ever, y/y?

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The Prince's Fresh Start, 8.8 out of 10 based on 1232 ratings
  • rjaye

    so basically my mind was blown.

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    • RATER

      I love The fresh Prince of Bel Air

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      Rating: +10 (from 10 votes)
  • Uknown

    This isn’t scary. At all. Worst pasta I’ve read, no offence. I dont even get it.

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    • Bugg

      Have you never seen the fresh prince of bel air episodes from the 90’s? It’s the beginning credit whater you call it thing to that XD

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    • DarknessX03

      Soooo… how old are you?

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      • HEY HEY HEY IT’S SLENDY

        Im guessing he or she is 30+ or watched the show on rerun because I did

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    • HelloThisIsDog

      Ots a parodypasta, it isn’t supposed to be funny

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  • rjaye

    oh right and

    THEN WHO WAS WILL SMITH?

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    • HEY_HEY_HEY_IT”S_SLENDY

      I see what ya did there

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  • Uncle Phil

    Pure.
    Fucking.
    Genius.

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    Rating: +121 (from 129 votes)
    • Anonymous

      yes

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  • m mike

    this wasn’t scary but I had a decent laugh

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    • http://aol I’m coming for you

      Interesting

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  • Ma Cherie

    Oh shit, I lol’d hard.

    Now if only there was a Rick Roll pasta.

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  • Ma Cherie

    *Or “were”; my grammar has been quite shitty lately, I apologize.

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  • YAHWEH

    Fucking lol!

    I must admit, that was long overdue.^_^

    And, Unknown, you are a retard.

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  • Anonymous

    THEN WHO WAS FRESH PRINCE?

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  • Anonymous

    also, brix shat

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  • Unknown

    Excuse me if I dont think its funny, or freaky or whatever.

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  • Nylak

    Ahahaha. Haha. Scary in a way no other pasta has been yet. NOT DA GANGSTA LINGO.

    Boo Unknown. XD

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  • Girl with no face

    I dont get it.

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    • Anonymous

      The fresh prince of bel air, he just made a pastA out of the theme song

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  • Unknown

    Ahaha Funny. Very funny. Too bad I’m not laughing. Girl with no face, your not the only one.

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    • Indieman86

      *you’re

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  • Unknown

    hmm…Wasnt there just a person….Oh well, whatever. I guess I’m the only one that doesn’t get it and does’t think its funny. I love being a loner.

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  • http://shirakoala.blogspot.com/ Shira

    I’ve never actually watched the show, but I get it. lolz!

    The pastas have been really lame lately, glad this one finally came to wake people up, haha.

    Enough with the nonsensical rites and rituals, already!

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  • Ma Cherie

    Unknown, I’m assuming that you are unfamiliar with the Fresh Prince of Bel Air meme, so this should clear things up:

    http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bel-Air

    This story isn’t really intended to be “creepy,” it’s just a good laugh for those who are familiar with the meme.

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  • Ma Cherie

    *wasn’t, not “isn’t.”

    Gaah, sorry again.

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  • Brixshitler

    Hey, unknown, its fresh prince of belair. Goto hell. Rickroll pasta nao!!!!

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  • Zareth Kitty

    Holy fuck, I lol’d

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  • Pew Pew Laser Gun

    <3

    Oh, and @Uknown – No shit! You clearly are one of the lucky few who have never witnessed the horror of 4chan (or message boards in general). God I fucking hate everyone.

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  • Pew Pew Laser Gun

    Sorry about that rant, I just realised the true life-destroying potential of Rule 34. I will never look at Wall-E the same way again. ;_;

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  • Castor Troy

    pure absolute genius.

    i hate people who don’t understand this one.

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  • Jen

    Great…. now I’m going to be singing that all day.

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  • asdf

    @ Unknown

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ1NA7Mgzgw

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