The Prince’s Fresh Start
Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.
After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.
With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.
If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.
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Scariest pasta ever, y/y?
so basically my mind was blown.
This isn’t scary. At all. Worst pasta I’ve read, no offence. I dont even get it.
oh right and
THEN WHO WAS WILL SMITH?
Pure.
Fucking.
Genius.
this wasn’t scary but I had a decent laugh
Oh shit, I lol’d hard.
Now if only there was a Rick Roll pasta.
*Or “were”; my grammar has been quite shitty lately, I apologize.
Fucking lol!
I must admit, that was long overdue.^_^
And, Unknown, you are a retard.
THEN WHO WAS FRESH PRINCE?
also, brix shat
Excuse me if I dont think its funny, or freaky or whatever.
Ahahaha. Haha. Scary in a way no other pasta has been yet. NOT DA GANGSTA LINGO.
Boo Unknown. XD
I dont get it.
Ahaha Funny. Very funny. Too bad I’m not laughing. Girl with no face, your not the only one.
hmm…Wasnt there just a person….Oh well, whatever. I guess I’m the only one that doesn’t get it and does’t think its funny. I love being a loner.
I’ve never actually watched the show, but I get it. lolz!
The pastas have been really lame lately, glad this one finally came to wake people up, haha.
Enough with the nonsensical rites and rituals, already!
Unknown, I’m assuming that you are unfamiliar with the Fresh Prince of Bel Air meme, so this should clear things up:
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bel-Air
This story isn’t really intended to be “creepy,” it’s just a good laugh for those who are familiar with the meme.
*wasn’t, not “isn’t.”
Gaah, sorry again.
Hey, unknown, its fresh prince of belair. Goto hell. Rickroll pasta nao!!!!
Holy fuck, I lol’d
<3
Oh, and @Uknown - No shit! You clearly are one of the lucky few who have never witnessed the horror of 4chan (or message boards in general). God I fucking hate everyone.
Sorry about that rant, I just realised the true life-destroying potential of Rule 34. I will never look at Wall-E the same way again. ;_;
pure absolute genius.
i hate people who don’t understand this one.
Great…. now I’m going to be singing that all day.
@ Unknown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ1NA7Mgzgw
lolololololololol
-runs out of breathe-
Best pasta ever, seriously. xD
Hahahaha!
Amazing! Utterly Brilliant!
This pasta made me happy.
Thank you so much.
Unknown dosen’t have a TV obviusly.
And the pasta IS
PURE
ULTRA
EPIC
MEGA
GIGA
OWNAGE
PWNZOR
WIN
I shat brix.
In the shape of Will Smith.
Oh god when I saw the words “West Philadelphia” immediate brick and mortar was shat. Im now sitting in the middle of a fresh cobble stone street.
BUT THEN WHO WAS CARLTON?
I think i love you
DOMNIT FRONK
Unknown is troll.
I lol’d three times before I could finish reading this. So awesome.
THEN WHO WAS CAB DRIVER?
Haha, love it. xD
Hahaha, cute
Brilliant!
“Unknown,” lurk more.
Or stop being a complete dumbass.
They forgot the part where you had to swing your head in a circle twice as you knock.
……There are no words for this.
This was possibly, the best creepypasta I have ever had the pleasure of reading.
Awesome
THANKS!! HOW AM I EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP NOW!!?!?!
Sorry, I just realized I am a complete and utter retard and will now become An Hero.
WIN!
I wanna see Mr. Welldone’s comment on this.
@asdf- Ha, that was my first thought on reading this
Sorry Unkown, that’s probably the only way out now.
@ 47 and 49
I thought the same and also Russel Crowe LOL
I NEED to see Mr.Welldones comment.
Oh and W
WHO WAS UNCLE PHIL,HILARY,CARLTON,ASHELY and AUNT VIV.
Oh and i forgot i shat out a frickin litlle town.
Dr.Creepy was automagically in the name box!
Anyway, that was a cracking good read!
I never loled so much at a Will Smith reffrance (sp.) Great job.
I knew what this was as soon as it got to the part about the Aunt, but by then I knew I should have figured it out from the beginning.
I love how it was done and it was very funny.
Infinity/5
@2 dude,fresh prince of bel air theme int ostory mode…duhh…i lol’d hard,then got aboned,whaked off to debbie does dallas,then lold some more as i suirted all over the TV
BUT THEN WHO WAS GEOFFREY?
Also, hilarious.
Lol…creepypasta jumped the shark..
LOLLERGASM
very nice XD
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, “youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air”
omg…fucking WIN!
You know you were born in the 90’s if you figured out this pasta before the first paragraph was done.
xD there is a fat monster living inside
I love Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
But this scared the shit out of me. ;D
Absolutely *brilliant*.
I got it as soon as I saw the title. xD
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
I’ll never sleep again.
You forgot that dumb head bounce/twist after knocking.
It’s absolutely necessary.
I knew what the pasta was going to be like immediately after I saw the title D:
I expected it as soon as I read the title.
Brix: I just shat them.
but WHO WAS DICE?!
Man,my mom heard this story,AND SHE GOT SCARED AND SAID:YOU’RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR.
Gotta agree with Dr. Creepy on this one. This is the first time I’ve felt a need for Mr. Welldone.
Oh my god. Scariest pasta EVER.
Thanks for the lulz ;D
that was the greatest pasta ever.
I shat brix of laughter.
You owe me new pants.
@61- You know you were born in the 90’s and lurked too much on /b/ if you knew exactly what was coming as soon as you read the title…
@61: I think you mean you know you GREW UP in the 90s when you figured it out in the title.
I SUCK COCKS
rjaye no offense but your a freak
This wins so hard. You don’t even have to be aware of 4chan to get this. You just either have to be at least 14 or have watched Nick at Nite…EVER. Well done.
And because we need another one of these: THEN WHO WAS UNCLE?
I wonder if the door will be opened by a Mudkip in a butler suit, who will also be the Holder of Goatse?
No, you are the cancer.
lmao xD
YES.
>prince
>fresh
right there and there, i new something’s fishy.
ok, Unknown, here is a clue. Fresh Prince=Will Smith….Will Smith=Fresh Prince+Of Belair=Pasta……in a way, that makes nooo sense….just look at it…
What the hell, I wrote this one.
LOL!!
The pasta almost made me pee myself!
It was hilarious!
Then everyone who’s like “I don’t get it” are making me laugh so hard!!!
LOL!
COME ON PEOPLE!!
It was NOT a good idea to read this in class…
“And Ed Gein would make things for his house out of his victims skin-REKKUSU! are you LAUGHING?!”
Ohhhh good times. Best pasta ever.
uhhhhh what
i didn’t write that last comment with my name on it…
oh well.
LMAO! Amazing. Pure freaking genius. By far the best thing in the world… Or at least on this site.
YO HOMES TO BEL-AIR!
LOL OMG
AS SOON AS I READ THE TITLE,
i was already picturing the fresh prince theme in my head. all the way through.. that was greatly epic.
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GENIUSSSS.
HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT?
that is the most failed post on this site.
Epic win!
Epic instant win.
lol yes, I had a good laugh at this
how do you NOT understand this one!
All we need is some Tom Jones now!
:applause:
total genius
i have a really good feeling that i can actually do what it says in this pasta.
greatest pasta ever
…seriously?
they converted this into a pasta???!!!
-palmface-
ugh
*cheers*
Gentlemen, we have a winnar
When I saw the title, I thought “this sounds like the fresh prince of bel air…” then I read the part about west philadelphia. Then I thought “WHO WAS WILL SMITH?”
That was the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.
BEST
PASTA
EVER!!!
xD I couldn’t breathe for ten minutes after reading this, I was laughing too hard
I can’t wait to see what Mr Welldone has to say about this :]
One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Zero
Horrifying thought of an inhuman and blasphemous ritual. Some scarry stuff. *crushes a car*
Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I LOLacuasted
WHO WAS WILL SMITH!!!!!
As soon as I saw tht title I lol’d.
Im crying a little bit.
WIN
ahahahahaha…..that’s awesome!
WHO WAS FUCKING AWESOME?
epic win
LOL
Get this man some cake.
i shll sleep…. laughing to death
also who was hooligans?
Goddamnit, I lol’d.
WIN! Haha! Best Creepypasta ever!!! I lold hard.
But…
WHO WAS BASKETBALL!!!!
Sorry. I overreacted. THis is OKAY….but no ripping is involved so…it losed Jack-points for me.
Oh geez… I’ll never play basketball in West Philadelphia… ever.
If you don’t get this then an hero. NOW.
XD Oh good Lord. Best thing I’ve seen for days.
Bricks shat, this ttly happened to me once!!1one
Oh man, EPIC.
My mom got really scared when she read this though, maybe there’s a connection?
LOLOLOL
NICE
I knew what it was when I read “West Philadelphia.” I’m such a nerd.
I shat brix.
Then I shat cement.
Afterwards, I shat a trowel.
Later, I shat a beautiful facade.
I have nothing left to shat now.
THEN WHO WAS HOOLIGANS?
I need to change my socks now.
Unknown, this poem is for you.
roses are red, violets are blue. i really want to fucking kill you.
also, this one.
clowns are funny, they sometimes throw pie. i really hope that you fucking die.
lol
Unknown, this poem is for you.
roses are red, violets are blue. i really want to fucking kill you.
also, this one.
clowns are funny, they sometimes throw pie. i really hope that you fucking die.
lol
For those that don’t get it: Watch the theme song to “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.” 8D
This is so amazing!! *W*
FUCKICANTFUCKINGBELIEVEIT! NO ONE’S DONE THAT BEFORE IS THIS OC? CAPS LOCK IS NEEDED. I PISSED MYSELF A BIT!
oh god damn you anonymous
lolz this the shit
Does anyone know where I can find a boyfriend free girl?
THEN WHO WAS BEL-AIR?
I lol’d bri/x/ and that fucking hurt.
an internet to you, good sir
oh my god.
i fucking love you xD
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. brix r b shat.
woe is me, another sleepless night. D:
but then who was cab driver?
:0
what’s weird is that something like this happened to a character in a sitcom
L.M.F.A.O.
EPIC. JUST EPIC.
I’ve been waiting for this FOREVER.
WHO WAS THE CAB DRIVER?!
The title ruins it. Luckily I had read it before withoput the spoiling title and only noticed halfway through what was going on!
The title ruins it. Luckily I had read it before withoput the spoiling title and only noticed halfway through what was going on!
Ben! You’re right, but I can’t…I just can’t remember…
The creepiest pasta I have ever read! xDDDDD
I laughed SO hard. xD
This is the best creepypasta ever written.
If you don’t get it you’re an idiot.
This isn’t scary.
Just amazing in every way.
Funny as hell.
holy shit, i nearly shat bricks
Well this site really is full of newfaggish cancerous twats.
what on earth has to be wrong with you for you to have never seen the fresh prince of bel-air
FUCKING SRSLY.
Then, if you’ve done everything correctly, you can assume your throne and become the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Epic pasta is epic.
Fucking newfags, get out of our interwebs.
Omg funniest pasta ever
whoever made this is a pasta making god
geoffrey
BREAK OUT LUCILLE
I have to say, that probably made me happier than anything in existance. Epic. Purely epic.
LOL. Epic win.
HARDEST, most EPIC win to have ever won EVAR.