The Original: WHO WAS PHONE?

March 19th, 2008 by WHO WAS PHONE?

oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

also:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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Posted in Artifacts & Objects, Beings & Entities, Dreams & Nightmares, Insanity & Madness, Locations & Sites, Murders & Deaths, Rites & Rituals, Strange & Unknown


116 Responses

  1. Anonymous

    *facepalm*

  2. Anonymous

    And I was like, “OH…MY GAWD!”

  3. Anonymous

    WHO WAS PHONE … WHO WAS PHONE!? fucking .. Fucking, FUCKING!!!! TYPO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

  4. Anonymous

    The solution is quite simple…ask him to join in.

  5. Anonymous

    Anon 3 lol grammar nazi.

    WHO WAS PHONE!!!1?!!1?!

  6. Buckethead

    Why is this in every category? You want everyone to make fun of your idiotic stories?

    This really happened to me once, except her dad wasn’t dead, but I was pretty sure I was

  7. Anonymous

    Why the HELL is this posted in EVERY CATEGORY!?

  8. meowmixkid

    I’m sorry, but that grammer nearly killed me.

  9. WHO WAS PHONE?

    You guys aren’t very bright, huh?

    As stated before, I don’t write these. If you really believe I’m the source of every creepypasta ever, I guess I’m flattered, but COME ON.

    Also, it’s in every category because I felt like putting it there. Quit whining like it somehow affects your life.

  10. Anon

    WHO WAS PHONE? WHO WAS PHONE!

  11. Painfully_Beautiful1

    This is rather annoying.

  12. Mr Man

    *facepalm*

  13. was you phone

    i find this topic to be quite amusing myself the pure suspense of “who was phone” has kept me up many a night trying to figure out this breath taking mystery i aplude your work Mr. Phone

  14. meowmixkid

    oh, sorry! but your username is WHO WAS PHONE so I kinda thought you wrote that V_V

  15. WHO WAS PHONE?

    It’s a meme, genius.

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/But_who_was_x

  16. NIGGER

    IT WAS THE MOM. lol

  17. Andy

    It’s a meme.

    Also, her mom was phone?

  18. Anonymous

    Unfortunately, the second version is the version that’s spreading. My guess is someone posted it upon request and just paraphrased from memory, mangling it, and that one was supposed to be the original. The first one actually does establish it’s her dad and makes fun of how people screw up creepypastas by writing hastily.

  19. Anonymous

    hah, it’s not in insanity OR rituals

  20. WHO WAS PHONE?

    Yeah, those are newer categories than this post. Oh well. I put them this in all categories as a joke… apparently most people take their creepypasta way too seriously, though =P

  21. Just a Girl

    Duh, YOUR mom was phone.

  22. Ann Hiro

    /facepalm
    Look me up, webmaster

  23. Anonymous

    It’s been found out. God was phone.

    You were Jesus, everyone is God’s child, and God knows everything. Mystery solved.

  24. Awesome man

    I AM PHONE!!! ARE YOU!?

  25. Awesome man

    I am you!

  26. Anon

    Who was phone?

    I WAS PHONE!

    Now get off my daughter!

  27. Dammerung

    Shut up, old man! You want another brick through your window?!

    HUH?!?!

  28. fdasfd

    BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

  29. Anonymous

    this = fail:

    “and then like”

  30. Anonymous

    BUT WHO WAS HONEY?

  31. Daumier

    I laughed until tears streamed from my eyes. My sides began to hurt from laughing so hard and I had to lay my head on the desk while I clutched my sides, and I just sat there in that position laughing for a couple seconds until I stopped. I think there’s something wrong with me.

  32. PHONE

    omg stop talking about me guyz

  33. receiver

    Phone, come back to bed.

  34. Anonymous

    Epic fail!!!

  35. Ricky

    epic FAIL!

  36. Sami

    haha wow.
    whoever typed this sucks ass at typing.

  37. Comment Leaver

    This story = love. This one has always been a favorite of mine. ^^

  38. Royal-Sovereign

    Reading this outloud made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe.

    Love it, love it, love it!

  39. Chaz in a Box

    Oh god, that was fucking hilarious.
    I laughed brix, seriously.

    WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!

  40. Anonymous

    wait, wouldn’t it make more sense for the first one if her ex was phone? because then he would know how she likes it without it making my brain burn with bad images from my childhood. damn you phone! why did you have to dddle me for so long?!

  41. hai

    diddle. sorry. can’t type well without those growths anymore.

  42. Dee

    OMG i got it!!
    it was a crack call from someone whos stalking the girl!!
    mystery solved

  43. cyanideD

    but who was phone?!

  44. waht

    lol
    cracks me up every time. stupid typos are damn hilarious.

  45. Phone

    WHO AM I??

  46. r

    poor phone.. :(

  47. Chris

    …and then, she was a zombie.

  48. BonerFruit

    GODAMNIT.
    MY IMAGINARY PENIS WAS PHONE.

    IT’S OVER.

    I’M SORRY FOR ALL THE INCONVENIENCE AND CONFUSION.

  49. Phone

    I am the phone.
    BANANA PHONE

  50. TheCoreMan

    Damn you, now I won’t be able to sleep at night :-)

  51. Sigma

    We need a crossover.
    “NO” said Dad, “I MUST YELL AT THE BOYFRIEND”
    “NO,” said the girlfriend, “YOU WHO WAS PHONE”

  52. anarchomanaic

    MOM WAS PHONE

  53. Anonymous

    Phone is obviously Dad. Dad was obviously reincarnated as a phone.

  54. Icecry0

    I made out with phone

  55. Anonymous

    idk, my bff jill?

  56. Anonymous

    NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE PHONE

  57. The person formerly known as 'Noneya'

    “Sorry, its hard to talk on my cheeseburger phone, what did you say?”

  58. Anonymous

    @#56
    LMAO!!! That was the best comment so far!

  59. Anonymous

    I dunno, lol

  60. Anonymous

    BARRACK OBAMA WAS PHONE

  61. SKX

    no u

  62. Harold

    I cried at the end. The story held an artistic flair. I don’t think anything comes as close to perfection as this small, 4 sentenced (I’m talking about the good one at the bottom, not the shitty one on top) god like art. May the heavens smile upon you, good sir, and may you live a full life

  63. DJLoONa

    *facepalm*
    if u post a story, i beg u…fix the grammar!

  64. Anonymous

    I WAS PHONE!

  65. Henry The Cat

    I love this story. I told it at my sister’s wedding.

  66. like i'd tell u

    well henry the cat (or shoudl i say jared) thats awsomely LAME

  67. Johnny Feelgood

    This story…something about it just bothered me. I lay awake all night, wondering what the problem was. I’m not usually this easily freaked out. Something about the story was just ‘wrong,’ it didn’t quite click, like a weird feeling of barely subconscious or subliminal deja vu. I tossed and turned for hours until the sun appeared on the horizon. It must’ve been six or seven in the morning when the phone rang. Ring, ring, ring… but I couldn’t get up. I lay there, frozen. It just hit me. I was phone. I’d been phone all along.

    I was phone.

  68. PHONE

    NO I’M SPARTACUS

  69. Anonymous

    AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE

  70. shortys roc my sox

    i don’t get it who was the phone was that suposed to say who was on the phone or what?
    (\_/)
    (^.^)

  71. Hippie number 7

    This is poorly wirtten o_0

  72. shortys roc my sox

    hey LIKE I’D TELL U

  73. Anonymous

    It makes sense to put this in every category. The object in question is the phone, the entity is the mysterious caller, the atrocious spelling is a nightmare to behold, whomever came up with this is obviously mad, it takes place at your girlfriend’s house, your girlfriend’s dad is dead, making out with your girlfriend is probably a ritual at this point in time - or it will be - and the caller is “unknown”. See? Perfectly reasonable.

  74. Beatle

    It was the waulrus

  75. lawl

    its simple, phone was unknown father with big penis, drunk at a barmitzfah in italy

    duhh

  76. shortys roc my sox

    what do they mean who was phone do they mean who was on the phone? :(

  77. MotherPucker

    And seriously, people, don’t post a similar question on every story on this site. It’s annoying to see comments like:
    BUT WHO WAS DOG?
    THEN WHO WAS CLOSET?
    BUT WHO WAS MIRROR???

    It gets old. It really gets old.

  78. Anon

    This is the greatest story ever written. I hope it is made into a movie.

  79. becky

    Epic Fail!!
    This story makes no sence what so ever!!
    I hate it!!!

  80. becky

    LALALA!! YOUR MOM!!! lol
    Ray hog sux bum

  81. Anonymous

    WHO WAS PHONE? It must have been Candlejack, he’s everywh

  82. shortys roc my sox

    @ Anonymous

    candlejack, who is candleja…….

  83. Candlejack

    Who am I? Bitch I’m Candl

  84. MooMoon

    LAWL WUT ?!

  85. An Hero

    I still laugh at this one, even though I’ve read it a million times.

  86. Dead.

    THEN WHO WAS DAD?

  87. Anonymous

    CAN I BE PHONE?

  88. Anon

    WHO WAS GIRL?

    Cause if I’m makin out with her I’d like to know.

  89. asdf-man

    THEN WHO WAS OLD MEME?

  90. -.-

    JESUS CHRIST THIS THING GETS ANNOYING

  91. Pants

    PHONE WAS WHO?

  92. bus driver

    Guys, I have a confession to make. I was phone. God it feels so good to finally get that out in the open. Keeping this secret has been murder on my colon… you should see what I crapped out this morning.

  93. Violet

    Thank you for that “bus driver” but seriously….why the bad punctuation, grammar AND spelling??
    *cries*

  94. That Costs Money

    My Dad is ded… Not “dead”. So the Dad’s name is Ded and he was the phone!

  95. AIDS

    So, did anyone ever figure out who was phone?

  96. Anonymous

    DAVE WAS PHONE!

  97. Eskimo

    So ur otu wit yu son, and heis al liek “yu not my mom, you iz an eskimo” Tehn the reel mom shouwz up, THEN WHO WAS ESKIMO?

  98. that in which has no name

    ……. lol this was epic…..

    but…..

    WHO WAS HONEY’S STALKER?

    damn i killed that

  99. Chareth Cutestory

    and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever…

    that always makes me laugh. i love the wording.

  100. MooMoon

    nothing like a good lol to chase the blues away

  101. BUT THE WHO WAS DED?

    goddammit who?

  102. iwasphone

    I was phone

  103. Anonymous

    Why would you name your child “My Daughter”?

  104. Anonymous

    No. I am the true phone.

  105. Jesus

    You all lie.

    I am the true phone.

  106. Anonymousity x 2

    You’re wrong.
    TEH PHONE WAS NOT INVENTED IN 34 A.D.

    So shaddup.
    THE PHONE WAS CANDLEJACK!
    OH SH-

  107. Anonymous

    RING RING RING RING RING
    BANANA PHONE.

    Phone was banana.
    It all makes sense now.

  108. Anonymousity x 2

    RING RING RING

    Banana was phone, and phone was not banana.

    And it still doesn’t make sense

  109. Anonymous

    I was making out with Alice when her father called.
    ALICE, I yelled, WHY DOES YOUR FATHER CALL ME
    She said her father was dead.
    BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE

  110. The Jester

    I hate this story. It automatically assumes the reader is male or a lesbian.

    Of which I am neither.

  111. Phoneeee

    No fone, nigga stole it

  112. The ring

    wut r u doing wit my well?

    and also, “7even days” FTW

  113. Lhikan

    According to CleverBot, it’s official, Heath Ledger was phone.

  114. Anonymous

    It’s either a prank call, or the girls mom.
    /conversation

  115. Anonymous

    So the end of the world came, The phone rang and said “I’m sleeping with your daughter at the end of the world”.

    You say “But my daughter died in my arms, right now, who is this?”.

    “I’m your daughter’s ghost, I’m fucking my dead body” LOL WUT, BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

    L
    LOL

  116. Admiral Survivor

    WHO WAS PHONE

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