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Creepypasta

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oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?

also:

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

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  • Anonymous

    *facepalm*

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    • Anonymous

      This is funny creepy pasta but creepy and cool and fake

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      Rating: -72 (from 96 votes)
      • Angel

        Finally!!!! I finally get WHO WAS PHONE!!!!!

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        • Johnny C.

          Wow.

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      • Miku Lawliet

        the thing i find most amusing is that it has really bad grammer and spelling

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        • Jade

          *facedesk* =_= true

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        • Anonymous

          *The *I *grammar

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        • Michael

          Funny because you misspelt grammar*.

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    • Jason

      double face palm -_-

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      • Anonymous

        I agree

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      • Anonymous

        *facepalm X3 combo

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        • http://www.creeper-gaming.net TheCreepiestPasta

          *facepalmx50 for the sake of facepalming*

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        • Maj.Wood

          C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!

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          Rating: +56 (from 58 votes)
        • http://reddit.com Gear Death

          CCCCOMBO BREAKER *palmface*

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        • face

          screw facepalm deskface.

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        • Tom Sparrow

          *Facepalm until my face freaking peels off onto my hand*

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        • Eyeless Jag

          Super Mega Neon Ultra Delta Triple Double Whammy Ninja Pony Ham X100 Deskface C-C-C-C-COMBOOOOO

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        • Raven

          That’s quite a lot of facepalm.

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        • Anonymous

          C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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      • Anonymous

        this makes me want to kill myself

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    • Kevin

      It explains to vaguely

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      • Derp the Killer

        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH THE GRAMMAR!!!!! FACK FACK FACK!

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        • Smiles

          Must agree. This is the first pasta where if i could set it on fire i would

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        • Lily

          OCD much..? But yeah i agree. This dude is a moron.

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    • DerpPasta

      Oh I’m sorry I must have sat on my phone :3

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      • Anonymous

        but who was phone

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        • Anonymous

          Well played, sir.

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    • Anonymous

      How the hell does the dad know what her daughter likes? I sense child abuse here.

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      • Tm

        Then who was Jerry?

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      • Zero

        Yeah anon I caught that too.

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        • Tom Sparrow

          Ya I caught that too

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      • Angel

        ik that what I was thinking

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      • Kaeghan

        Noo, it’s not her dad, because.. WHO WAS PHONE? Well, her dad is dead… so. It could just be an ex boyfriend of hers that is posing as her dad.. the question is though, who was phone.?^^

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    • Tom Sparrow

      *Double Facepalm*

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      • jeffthfemkiller

        *facedesk

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        • http://urmamma mr chicken

          but who was phone? O.o

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    • Riath Laz

      *facepalm* x
      infinity

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    • Diddle

      BUT WHO WAS DAD?!

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  • Anonymous

    And I was like, “OH…MY GAWD!”

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    • CrazyWhovian

      AND I WAS LIKE, WHAT DOES THIS CREEPYPASTA EVEN MEAN!

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  • Anonymous

    WHO WAS PHONE … WHO WAS PHONE!? fucking .. Fucking, FUCKING!!!! TYPO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

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    • Riley

      WHO WAS TYPO?!

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      • Typo

        I was.

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        • The Seventh ??????

          HA!

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        • Josh Libfeld

          lol

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        • Typo Jr.

          Good One Dad!

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        • http://Totallyarealsite.com Mrs. Typo

          I’m proud of you son!

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        • baby typo

          I typo

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        • TypoDog

          Would you look at that! The whole family in one place. Talk about reunion! BTW, I did NOT eat the fish off your plate. Just saying. Woof!

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        • cousin typo

          lol ikr!! time to lite up another joint

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        • Kevin

          Trollololololololo lql

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        • http://Porn.com Uncle Typo

          I got out of jail Typo Jr. come to Uncle

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        • cat typo

          God damned dog typo that fish was mine . I’ll eat u dawg :P

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        • Dad

          What are you talking about?

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        • LALALLA

          Oh gawd, the typo family is insane!! XDDD

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        • Unhappy Typo

          I despise all of you.

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        • Typo Garry

          Hey I woud like to sa i am in ur closet

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        • Disgruntled Goat

          You, sir/ma’am, are the greatest.

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        • Phone

          No, i was Phone

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        • Unknown

          Then who was I?!?!?

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        • Gramma Typo

          BACK IN THE SIXTIES WE DIDN’T HAVE TYPOS.

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        • Anusha Guzzar

          Dafuq happened here?!

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        • Mutahar

          Anonymous:
          The solution is quite simple…ask him to join in.

          N/A:
          Grammar*

          OR WAS IT A

          Typo:
          I was.

          Typo:
          I was.

          Typo:
          I was.

          Typo:
          I was.

          OR WAS IT A HYPERREALISTIC TYPO!?!

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        • Tom Sparrow

          I know who was PHONE!
          I KNOW WHO WAS PHONE!
          THE DEAD SKULL WAS PHONE!
          AND JEFF THE POTATO!

          … and then a skeleton popped out

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        • late typo

          ah snap I’m late to the family reunion again!

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      • Greatgreatgreat grandpa typo

        Meh.

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        • enderman

          lol

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        • Twin Typo

          *At the same time as other twin: “BUT WHO WAS PHONE?”

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      • Jeff the typo

        GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Jeff ThE PoTaTo

      Typos.

      Go To PoTaTo

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  • Anonymous

    The solution is quite simple…ask him to join in.

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  • Anonymous

    Anon 3 lol grammar nazi.

    WHO WAS PHONE!!!1?!!1?!

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    • D’Lise

      oh,and you cant forge:
      “dad is ded”
      “watever”
      “youare”
      “no i she likes”

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      • Blacksmith

        I can’t forge? Ok…

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        • D’Lise

          I know :( I saw that I left out a letter. I felt so stupid

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    • Tom Sparrow

      I TOLD YA ALREDDY
      JEFF THE POTATO AND DEAD SKULL WAS PHONE
      … and a skeleton popped out

      (by the way I’m not making typos, I’m just criticizing)

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  • Buckethead

    Why is this in every category? You want everyone to make fun of your idiotic stories?

    This really happened to me once, except her dad wasn’t dead, but I was pretty sure I was

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    • not phone.

      IF YOU WERE DEAD, THAN WHO WAS YOU?

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      • Sweetheart

        I think he meant her dad was gonna kill him.

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        • Anonymous

          And I am pretty sure he knew that but he worked it that way for the sake of the convetsation.

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  • Anonymous

    Why the HELL is this posted in EVERY CATEGORY!?

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    • Chuck Norris

      Why not? Do you have some sort of OCD problem? I can fix that.

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  • meowmixkid

    I’m sorry, but that grammer nearly killed me.

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    • N/A

      Grammar*

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    • Anonymous

      Dat grammar

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      • Doona

        *that

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    • Xbrokenangel

      Same here… X.x

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    • Grammar

      I’m baaaack…

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      • Mophead

        I don’t think that “I’m baaaack” Is very good grammar anyway.

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        Rating: +17 (from 25 votes)
      • i support bronys

        trolololol

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      • The Plot Fairy Indeed

        Oh hell no

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  • Anon

    WHO WAS PHONE? WHO WAS PHONE!

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    • Phone

      I was. Beep Boop.

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      • Ded Skull + Jeff th potatto

        I WASS PHONEEEEEEEEEEEE
        I WAS PHONE

        BUT SKELTON POOPED OUTT

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    • Mom

      I WAS PHONE!

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  • Painfully_Beautiful1

    This is rather annoying.

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    • anon

      So is the name ‘painfully beautiful’

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  • Mr Man

    *facepalm*

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  • was you phone

    i find this topic to be quite amusing myself the pure suspense of “who was phone” has kept me up many a night trying to figure out this breath taking mystery i aplude your work Mr. Phone

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  • meowmixkid

    oh, sorry! but your username is WHO WAS PHONE so I kinda thought you wrote that V_V

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  • http://ahaidusek.deviantart.com Andy

    It’s a meme.

    Also, her mom was phone?

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  • Anonymous

    Unfortunately, the second version is the version that’s spreading. My guess is someone posted it upon request and just paraphrased from memory, mangling it, and that one was supposed to be the original. The first one actually does establish it’s her dad and makes fun of how people screw up creepypastas by writing hastily.

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  • Anonymous

    hah, it’s not in insanity OR rituals

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  • Just a Girl

    Duh, YOUR mom was phone.

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  • Ann Hiro

    /facepalm
    Look me up, webmaster

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  • Anonymous

    It’s been found out. God was phone.

    You were Jesus, everyone is God’s child, and God knows everything. Mystery solved.

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  • Awesome man

    I AM PHONE!!! ARE YOU!?

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  • Awesome man

    I am you!

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  • Anon

    Who was phone?

    I WAS PHONE!

    Now get off my daughter!

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  • Dammerung

    Shut up, old man! You want another brick through your window?!

    HUH?!?!

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  • fdasfd

    BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

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    • Anonymous

      Who was I? Phone was you. Dad was phone. I was dad. Mystery solved. Every body pack it up!

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  • Anonymous

    this = fail:

    “and then like”

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