The Original: WHO WAS PHONE?

Add this post to your list of favorites!oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
also:
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
The Original: WHO WAS PHONE?,


*facepalm*
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This is funny creepy pasta but creepy and cool and fake
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Finally!!!! I finally get WHO WAS PHONE!!!!!
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double face palm -_-
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I agree
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*facepalm X3 combo
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*facepalmx50 for the sake of facepalming*
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C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!
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CCCCOMBO BREAKER *palmface*
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screw facepalm deskface.
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*Facepalm until my face freaking peels off onto my hand*
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this makes me want to kill myself
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It explains to vaguely
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH THE GRAMMAR!!!!! FACK FACK FACK!
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Must agree. This is the first pasta where if i could set it on fire i would
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Oh I’m sorry I must have sat on my phone :3
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but who was phone
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How the hell does the dad know what her daughter likes? I sense child abuse here.
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Then who was Jerry?
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Yeah anon I caught that too.
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Ya I caught that too
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ik that what I was thinking
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*Double Facepalm*
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And I was like, “OH…MY GAWD!”
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WHO WAS PHONE … WHO WAS PHONE!? fucking .. Fucking, FUCKING!!!! TYPO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
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WHO WAS TYPO?!
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I was.
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HA!
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lol
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Good One Dad!
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I’m proud of you son!
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I typo
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Would you look at that! The whole family in one place. Talk about reunion! BTW, I did NOT eat the fish off your plate. Just saying. Woof!
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lol ikr!! time to lite up another joint
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Trollololololololo lql
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I got out of jail Typo Jr. come to Uncle
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God damned dog typo that fish was mine . I’ll eat u dawg :P
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What are you talking about?
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Oh gawd, the typo family is insane!! XDDD
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I despise all of you.
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Hey I woud like to sa i am in ur closet
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You, sir/ma’am, are the greatest.
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No, i was Phone
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Then who was I?!?!?
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BACK IN THE SIXTIES WE DIDN’T HAVE TYPOS.
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Dafuq happened here?!
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OR WAS IT A
OR WAS IT A HYPERREALISTIC TYPO!?!
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I know who was PHONE!
I KNOW WHO WAS PHONE!
THE DEAD SKULL WAS PHONE!
AND JEFF THE POTATO!
… and then a skeleton popped out
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Meh.
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lol
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The solution is quite simple…ask him to join in.
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Anon 3 lol grammar nazi.
WHO WAS PHONE!!!1?!!1?!
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oh,and you cant forge:
“dad is ded”
“watever”
“youare”
“no i she likes”
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I can’t forge? Ok…
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I know :( I saw that I left out a letter. I felt so stupid
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I TOLD YA ALREDDY
JEFF THE POTATO AND DEAD SKULL WAS PHONE
… and a skeleton popped out
(by the way I’m not making typos, I’m just criticizing)
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Why is this in every category? You want everyone to make fun of your idiotic stories?
This really happened to me once, except her dad wasn’t dead, but I was pretty sure I was
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IF YOU WERE DEAD, THAN WHO WAS YOU?
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I think he meant her dad was gonna kill him.
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Why the HELL is this posted in EVERY CATEGORY!?
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Why not? Do you have some sort of OCD problem? I can fix that.
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I’m sorry, but that grammer nearly killed me.
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Grammar*
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Dat grammar
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*that
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Same here… X.x
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I’m baaaack…
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I don’t think that “I’m baaaack” Is very good grammar anyway.
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trolololol
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Oh hell no
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WHO WAS PHONE? WHO WAS PHONE!
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I was. Beep Boop.
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I WASS PHONEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WAS PHONE
BUT SKELTON POOPED OUTT
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This is rather annoying.
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So is the name ‘painfully beautiful’
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*facepalm*
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i find this topic to be quite amusing myself the pure suspense of “who was phone” has kept me up many a night trying to figure out this breath taking mystery i aplude your work Mr. Phone
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oh, sorry! but your username is WHO WAS PHONE so I kinda thought you wrote that V_V
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It’s a meme.
Also, her mom was phone?
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Unfortunately, the second version is the version that’s spreading. My guess is someone posted it upon request and just paraphrased from memory, mangling it, and that one was supposed to be the original. The first one actually does establish it’s her dad and makes fun of how people screw up creepypastas by writing hastily.
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hah, it’s not in insanity OR rituals
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Duh, YOUR mom was phone.
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/facepalm
Look me up, webmaster
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It’s been found out. God was phone.
You were Jesus, everyone is God’s child, and God knows everything. Mystery solved.
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I AM PHONE!!! ARE YOU!?
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I am you!
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Who was phone?
I WAS PHONE!
Now get off my daughter!
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Shut up, old man! You want another brick through your window?!
HUH?!?!
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BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
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Who was I? Phone was you. Dad was phone. I was dad. Mystery solved. Every body pack it up!
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this = fail:
“and then like”
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