The Original: WHO WAS PHONE?
oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
also:
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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May 20th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
*facepalm*
May 22nd, 2008 at 1:23 am
And I was like, “OH…MY GAWD!”
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:17 am
WHO WAS PHONE … WHO WAS PHONE!? fucking .. Fucking, FUCKING!!!! TYPO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 9:34 am
The solution is quite simple…ask him to join in.
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:06 am
Anon 3 lol grammar nazi.
WHO WAS PHONE!!!1?!!1?!
June 10th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Why is this in every category? You want everyone to make fun of your idiotic stories?
This really happened to me once, except her dad wasn’t dead, but I was pretty sure I was
June 11th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Why the HELL is this posted in EVERY CATEGORY!?
June 12th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
I’m sorry, but that grammer nearly killed me.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
You guys aren’t very bright, huh?
As stated before, I don’t write these. If you really believe I’m the source of every creepypasta ever, I guess I’m flattered, but COME ON.
Also, it’s in every category because I felt like putting it there. Quit whining like it somehow affects your life.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
WHO WAS PHONE? WHO WAS PHONE!
June 13th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
This is rather annoying.
June 14th, 2008 at 11:53 am
*facepalm*
June 15th, 2008 at 12:35 am
i find this topic to be quite amusing myself the pure suspense of “who was phone” has kept me up many a night trying to figure out this breath taking mystery i aplude your work Mr. Phone
June 16th, 2008 at 4:31 am
oh, sorry! but your username is WHO WAS PHONE so I kinda thought you wrote that V_V
June 16th, 2008 at 7:48 am
It’s a meme, genius.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/But_who_was_x
June 17th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
IT WAS THE MOM. lol
June 17th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
It’s a meme.
Also, her mom was phone?
June 19th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Unfortunately, the second version is the version that’s spreading. My guess is someone posted it upon request and just paraphrased from memory, mangling it, and that one was supposed to be the original. The first one actually does establish it’s her dad and makes fun of how people screw up creepypastas by writing hastily.
June 20th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
hah, it’s not in insanity OR rituals
June 21st, 2008 at 3:07 am
Yeah, those are newer categories than this post. Oh well. I put them this in all categories as a joke… apparently most people take their creepypasta way too seriously, though =P
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Duh, YOUR mom was phone.
June 25th, 2008 at 5:07 am
/facepalm
Look me up, webmaster
June 26th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
It’s been found out. God was phone.
You were Jesus, everyone is God’s child, and God knows everything. Mystery solved.
June 26th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I AM PHONE!!! ARE YOU!?
June 26th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
I am you!
June 27th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Who was phone?
I WAS PHONE!
Now get off my daughter!
July 1st, 2008 at 10:51 am
Shut up, old man! You want another brick through your window?!
HUH?!?!
July 5th, 2008 at 10:55 am
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
July 6th, 2008 at 2:29 am
this = fail:
“and then like”
July 9th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
BUT WHO WAS HONEY?
July 13th, 2008 at 12:31 am
I laughed until tears streamed from my eyes. My sides began to hurt from laughing so hard and I had to lay my head on the desk while I clutched my sides, and I just sat there in that position laughing for a couple seconds until I stopped. I think there’s something wrong with me.
July 13th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
omg stop talking about me guyz
July 14th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Phone, come back to bed.
July 16th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Epic fail!!!
July 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
epic FAIL!
July 16th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
haha wow.
whoever typed this sucks ass at typing.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
This story = love. This one has always been a favorite of mine. ^^
July 17th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Reading this outloud made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe.
Love it, love it, love it!
July 17th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Oh god, that was fucking hilarious.
I laughed brix, seriously.
WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!
July 17th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
wait, wouldn’t it make more sense for the first one if her ex was phone? because then he would know how she likes it without it making my brain burn with bad images from my childhood. damn you phone! why did you have to dddle me for so long?!
July 17th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
diddle. sorry. can’t type well without those growths anymore.
July 18th, 2008 at 3:42 am
OMG i got it!!
it was a crack call from someone whos stalking the girl!!
mystery solved
July 18th, 2008 at 4:34 am
but who was phone?!
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 am
lol
cracks me up every time. stupid typos are damn hilarious.
July 27th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
WHO AM I??
July 29th, 2008 at 4:29 am
poor phone..
July 29th, 2008 at 9:10 am
…and then, she was a zombie.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:42 am
GODAMNIT.
MY IMAGINARY PENIS WAS PHONE.
IT’S OVER.
I’M SORRY FOR ALL THE INCONVENIENCE AND CONFUSION.
August 2nd, 2008 at 7:58 pm
I am the phone.
BANANA PHONE
August 6th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Damn you, now I won’t be able to sleep at night
August 6th, 2008 at 10:29 am
We need a crossover.
“NO” said Dad, “I MUST YELL AT THE BOYFRIEND”
“NO,” said the girlfriend, “YOU WHO WAS PHONE”
August 7th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
MOM WAS PHONE
August 9th, 2008 at 6:43 am
Phone is obviously Dad. Dad was obviously reincarnated as a phone.
August 10th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I made out with phone
August 12th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
idk, my bff jill?
August 13th, 2008 at 1:19 am
NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE PHONE
August 13th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
“Sorry, its hard to talk on my cheeseburger phone, what did you say?”
August 15th, 2008 at 4:21 am
@#56
LMAO!!! That was the best comment so far!
August 15th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
I dunno, lol
August 19th, 2008 at 8:56 am
BARRACK OBAMA WAS PHONE
August 21st, 2008 at 4:45 am
no u
August 21st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I cried at the end. The story held an artistic flair. I don’t think anything comes as close to perfection as this small, 4 sentenced (I’m talking about the good one at the bottom, not the shitty one on top) god like art. May the heavens smile upon you, good sir, and may you live a full life
August 25th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
*facepalm*
if u post a story, i beg u…fix the grammar!
August 26th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
I WAS PHONE!
August 27th, 2008 at 7:25 am
I love this story. I told it at my sister’s wedding.
August 28th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
well henry the cat (or shoudl i say jared) thats awsomely LAME
August 31st, 2008 at 12:47 am
This story…something about it just bothered me. I lay awake all night, wondering what the problem was. I’m not usually this easily freaked out. Something about the story was just ‘wrong,’ it didn’t quite click, like a weird feeling of barely subconscious or subliminal deja vu. I tossed and turned for hours until the sun appeared on the horizon. It must’ve been six or seven in the morning when the phone rang. Ring, ring, ring… but I couldn’t get up. I lay there, frozen. It just hit me. I was phone. I’d been phone all along.
I was phone.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:03 am
NO I’M SPARTACUS
September 1st, 2008 at 5:19 pm
AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
i don’t get it who was the phone was that suposed to say who was on the phone or what?
(\_/)
(^.^)
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
This is poorly wirtten o_0
September 4th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
hey LIKE I’D TELL U
September 7th, 2008 at 6:50 am
It makes sense to put this in every category. The object in question is the phone, the entity is the mysterious caller, the atrocious spelling is a nightmare to behold, whomever came up with this is obviously mad, it takes place at your girlfriend’s house, your girlfriend’s dad is dead, making out with your girlfriend is probably a ritual at this point in time - or it will be - and the caller is “unknown”. See? Perfectly reasonable.
September 8th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
It was the waulrus
September 8th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
its simple, phone was unknown father with big penis, drunk at a barmitzfah in italy
duhh
September 8th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
what do they mean who was phone do they mean who was on the phone?
September 8th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
And seriously, people, don’t post a similar question on every story on this site. It’s annoying to see comments like:
BUT WHO WAS DOG?
THEN WHO WAS CLOSET?
BUT WHO WAS MIRROR???
It gets old. It really gets old.
September 11th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
This is the greatest story ever written. I hope it is made into a movie.
September 11th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Epic Fail!!
This story makes no sence what so ever!!
I hate it!!!
September 11th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
LALALA!! YOUR MOM!!! lol
Ray hog sux bum
September 16th, 2008 at 1:59 am
WHO WAS PHONE? It must have been Candlejack, he’s everywh
September 18th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
@ Anonymous
candlejack, who is candleja…….
September 19th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Who am I? Bitch I’m Candl
September 19th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
LAWL WUT ?!
September 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 am
I still laugh at this one, even though I’ve read it a million times.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
THEN WHO WAS DAD?
September 29th, 2008 at 12:34 am
CAN I BE PHONE?
September 29th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
WHO WAS GIRL?
Cause if I’m makin out with her I’d like to know.
September 29th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
THEN WHO WAS OLD MEME?
October 5th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
JESUS CHRIST THIS THING GETS ANNOYING
October 5th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
PHONE WAS WHO?
October 6th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Guys, I have a confession to make. I was phone. God it feels so good to finally get that out in the open. Keeping this secret has been murder on my colon… you should see what I crapped out this morning.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Thank you for that “bus driver” but seriously….why the bad punctuation, grammar AND spelling??
*cries*
October 11th, 2008 at 9:25 am
My Dad is ded… Not “dead”. So the Dad’s name is Ded and he was the phone!
October 13th, 2008 at 9:52 am
So, did anyone ever figure out who was phone?
October 14th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
DAVE WAS PHONE!
October 15th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
So ur otu wit yu son, and heis al liek “yu not my mom, you iz an eskimo” Tehn the reel mom shouwz up, THEN WHO WAS ESKIMO?
October 16th, 2008 at 1:30 am
……. lol this was epic…..
but…..
WHO WAS HONEY’S STALKER?
damn i killed that
October 16th, 2008 at 5:17 am
and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever…
that always makes me laugh. i love the wording.
October 16th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
nothing like a good lol to chase the blues away
October 25th, 2008 at 1:19 am
goddammit who?
October 26th, 2008 at 2:12 am
I was phone
November 5th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Why would you name your child “My Daughter”?
November 6th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
No. I am the true phone.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
You all lie.
I am the true phone.
November 7th, 2008 at 2:17 am
You’re wrong.
TEH PHONE WAS NOT INVENTED IN 34 A.D.
So shaddup.
THE PHONE WAS CANDLEJACK!
OH SH-
November 7th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
RING RING RING RING RING
BANANA PHONE.
Phone was banana.
It all makes sense now.
November 9th, 2008 at 4:28 am
RING RING RING
Banana was phone, and phone was not banana.
And it still doesn’t make sense
November 10th, 2008 at 2:41 am
I was making out with Alice when her father called.
ALICE, I yelled, WHY DOES YOUR FATHER CALL ME
She said her father was dead.
BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE
November 11th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
I hate this story. It automatically assumes the reader is male or a lesbian.
Of which I am neither.
November 13th, 2008 at 8:04 am
No fone, nigga stole it
November 13th, 2008 at 8:07 am
wut r u doing wit my well?
and also, “7even days” FTW
November 13th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
According to CleverBot, it’s official, Heath Ledger was phone.
November 14th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
It’s either a prank call, or the girls mom.
/conversation
November 18th, 2008 at 2:22 am
So the end of the world came, The phone rang and said “I’m sleeping with your daughter at the end of the world”.
You say “But my daughter died in my arms, right now, who is this?”.
“I’m your daughter’s ghost, I’m fucking my dead body” LOL WUT, BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
L
LOL
November 19th, 2008 at 3:07 am
WHO WAS PHONE