The Original: WHO WAS PHONE?
oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
also:
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
*facepalm*
And I was like, “OH…MY GAWD!”
WHO WAS PHONE … WHO WAS PHONE!? fucking .. Fucking, FUCKING!!!! TYPO YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
The solution is quite simple…ask him to join in.
Anon 3 lol grammar nazi.
WHO WAS PHONE!!!1?!!1?!
Why is this in every category? You want everyone to make fun of your idiotic stories?
This really happened to me once, except her dad wasn’t dead, but I was pretty sure I was
Why the HELL is this posted in EVERY CATEGORY!?
I’m sorry, but that grammer nearly killed me.
You guys aren’t very bright, huh?
As stated before, I don’t write these. If you really believe I’m the source of every creepypasta ever, I guess I’m flattered, but COME ON.
Also, it’s in every category because I felt like putting it there. Quit whining like it somehow affects your life.
WHO WAS PHONE? WHO WAS PHONE!
This is rather annoying.
*facepalm*
i find this topic to be quite amusing myself the pure suspense of “who was phone” has kept me up many a night trying to figure out this breath taking mystery i aplude your work Mr. Phone
oh, sorry! but your username is WHO WAS PHONE so I kinda thought you wrote that V_V
It’s a meme, genius.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/But_who_was_x
IT WAS THE MOM. lol
It’s a meme.
Also, her mom was phone?
Unfortunately, the second version is the version that’s spreading. My guess is someone posted it upon request and just paraphrased from memory, mangling it, and that one was supposed to be the original. The first one actually does establish it’s her dad and makes fun of how people screw up creepypastas by writing hastily.
hah, it’s not in insanity OR rituals
Yeah, those are newer categories than this post. Oh well. I put them this in all categories as a joke… apparently most people take their creepypasta way too seriously, though =P
Duh, YOUR mom was phone.
/facepalm
Look me up, webmaster
It’s been found out. God was phone.
You were Jesus, everyone is God’s child, and God knows everything. Mystery solved.
I AM PHONE!!! ARE YOU!?
I am you!
Who was phone?
I WAS PHONE!
Now get off my daughter!
Shut up, old man! You want another brick through your window?!
HUH?!?!
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
this = fail:
“and then like”
BUT WHO WAS HONEY?
I laughed until tears streamed from my eyes. My sides began to hurt from laughing so hard and I had to lay my head on the desk while I clutched my sides, and I just sat there in that position laughing for a couple seconds until I stopped. I think there’s something wrong with me.
omg stop talking about me guyz
Phone, come back to bed.
Epic fail!!!
epic FAIL!
haha wow.
whoever typed this sucks ass at typing.
This story = love. This one has always been a favorite of mine. ^^
Reading this outloud made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe.
Love it, love it, love it!
Oh god, that was fucking hilarious.
I laughed brix, seriously.
WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!
wait, wouldn’t it make more sense for the first one if her ex was phone? because then he would know how she likes it without it making my brain burn with bad images from my childhood. damn you phone! why did you have to dddle me for so long?!
diddle. sorry. can’t type well without those growths anymore.
OMG i got it!!
it was a crack call from someone whos stalking the girl!!
mystery solved
but who was phone?!
lol
cracks me up every time. stupid typos are damn hilarious.
WHO AM I??
poor phone..
…and then, she was a zombie.
GODAMNIT.
MY IMAGINARY PENIS WAS PHONE.
IT’S OVER.
I’M SORRY FOR ALL THE INCONVENIENCE AND CONFUSION.
I am the phone.
BANANA PHONE
Damn you, now I won’t be able to sleep at night
We need a crossover.
“NO” said Dad, “I MUST YELL AT THE BOYFRIEND”
“NO,” said the girlfriend, “YOU WHO WAS PHONE”
MOM WAS PHONE
Phone is obviously Dad. Dad was obviously reincarnated as a phone.
I made out with phone
idk, my bff jill?
NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE PHONE
“Sorry, its hard to talk on my cheeseburger phone, what did you say?”
@#56
LMAO!!! That was the best comment so far!
I dunno, lol
BARRACK OBAMA WAS PHONE
no u
I cried at the end. The story held an artistic flair. I don’t think anything comes as close to perfection as this small, 4 sentenced (I’m talking about the good one at the bottom, not the shitty one on top) god like art. May the heavens smile upon you, good sir, and may you live a full life
*facepalm*
if u post a story, i beg u…fix the grammar!
I WAS PHONE!
I love this story. I told it at my sister’s wedding.
well henry the cat (or shoudl i say jared) thats awsomely LAME
This story…something about it just bothered me. I lay awake all night, wondering what the problem was. I’m not usually this easily freaked out. Something about the story was just ‘wrong,’ it didn’t quite click, like a weird feeling of barely subconscious or subliminal deja vu. I tossed and turned for hours until the sun appeared on the horizon. It must’ve been six or seven in the morning when the phone rang. Ring, ring, ring… but I couldn’t get up. I lay there, frozen. It just hit me. I was phone. I’d been phone all along.
I was phone.
NO I’M SPARTACUS
AND THEN JOHN WAS A ZOMBIE
i don’t get it who was the phone was that suposed to say who was on the phone or what?
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(^.^)
This is poorly wirtten o_0
hey LIKE I’D TELL U
It makes sense to put this in every category. The object in question is the phone, the entity is the mysterious caller, the atrocious spelling is a nightmare to behold, whomever came up with this is obviously mad, it takes place at your girlfriend’s house, your girlfriend’s dad is dead, making out with your girlfriend is probably a ritual at this point in time - or it will be - and the caller is “unknown”. See? Perfectly reasonable.
It was the waulrus
its simple, phone was unknown father with big penis, drunk at a barmitzfah in italy
duhh
what do they mean who was phone do they mean who was on the phone?
And seriously, people, don’t post a similar question on every story on this site. It’s annoying to see comments like:
BUT WHO WAS DOG?
THEN WHO WAS CLOSET?
BUT WHO WAS MIRROR???
It gets old. It really gets old.
This is the greatest story ever written. I hope it is made into a movie.
Epic Fail!!
This story makes no sence what so ever!!
I hate it!!!
LALALA!! YOUR MOM!!! lol
Ray hog sux bum
WHO WAS PHONE? It must have been Candlejack, he’s everywh
@ Anonymous
candlejack, who is candleja…….
Who am I? Bitch I’m Candl
LAWL WUT ?!
I still laugh at this one, even though I’ve read it a million times.
THEN WHO WAS DAD?
CAN I BE PHONE?
WHO WAS GIRL?
Cause if I’m makin out with her I’d like to know.
THEN WHO WAS OLD MEME?
JESUS CHRIST THIS THING GETS ANNOYING
PHONE WAS WHO?
Guys, I have a confession to make. I was phone. God it feels so good to finally get that out in the open. Keeping this secret has been murder on my colon… you should see what I crapped out this morning.
Thank you for that “bus driver” but seriously….why the bad punctuation, grammar AND spelling??
*cries*
My Dad is ded… Not “dead”. So the Dad’s name is Ded and he was the phone!
So, did anyone ever figure out who was phone?
DAVE WAS PHONE!
So ur otu wit yu son, and heis al liek “yu not my mom, you iz an eskimo” Tehn the reel mom shouwz up, THEN WHO WAS ESKIMO?
……. lol this was epic…..
but…..
WHO WAS HONEY’S STALKER?
damn i killed that
and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever…
that always makes me laugh. i love the wording.
nothing like a good lol to chase the blues away
goddammit who?
I was phone
Why would you name your child “My Daughter”?
No. I am the true phone.
You all lie.
I am the true phone.
You’re wrong.
TEH PHONE WAS NOT INVENTED IN 34 A.D.
So shaddup.
THE PHONE WAS CANDLEJACK!
OH SH-
RING RING RING RING RING
BANANA PHONE.
Phone was banana.
It all makes sense now.
RING RING RING
Banana was phone, and phone was not banana.
And it still doesn’t make sense
I was making out with Alice when her father called.
ALICE, I yelled, WHY DOES YOUR FATHER CALL ME
She said her father was dead.
BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE
I hate this story. It automatically assumes the reader is male or a lesbian.
Of which I am neither.
No fone, nigga stole it
wut r u doing wit my well?
and also, “7even days” FTW
According to CleverBot, it’s official, Heath Ledger was phone.
It’s either a prank call, or the girls mom.
/conversation
So the end of the world came, The phone rang and said “I’m sleeping with your daughter at the end of the world”.
You say “But my daughter died in my arms, right now, who is this?”.
“I’m your daughter’s ghost, I’m fucking my dead body” LOL WUT, BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
L
LOL
WHO WAS PHONE
Wait…wasnt telecom phone?
FUCKING. AWESOME.
I accidentally who was phone
what should I do…is this dangerous?
I actually met this guy once, at a party. He also tells the “jew, horse and priest in a bar” joke in a pretty similar way.
Simply a classic.
It was the mother.
the (yeah!) always gets me.
I want to know who wrote this, really, they deserve a medal.
Will the real Phone please stand up?
Yeah, I know, bad joke.
lol wut. I read through all of the pasta and tasted it all in my mouth and butt and then I got to the very first one and I jizzed in my pants. I love you phone. I love you.
^How do you taste in your butt?
This crap got old when it started.
WHO WAS NOOB?
meh… made it through to the beginning. now what, oh what, will i do with my free time?
WHO WAS GAY?
LMAO omg omg this makes me laugh everytime i read it XD imo the second story was better thats why it’s spreading faster..then again theyre both so funny.
>_> Duh, the phone was obviously the mom.
SO WHO THE FUCK WAS PHONE???!
SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD
SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD
SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD
A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?
Who was phone? Moar Liek ULRIAH was phone amirite?
So you’re making toast with your honey and all of a sudden the toast pops up with words marked in burnt marks and it says.What are you doing with my daughter? And then shes like, My dad is dead. THEN WHO WAS TOASTER?
So you’re making toast with your honey and all of a sudden the toast pops up with words marked in burnt marks and it says.What are you doing with my daughter? And then shes like, My dad is dead. THEN WHO WAS TOASTER?
So ur liek, surfin myspace with ur g/f an sudenli u wil get a msg liek “wtf r u doin wit my mom?” an then shes liek “wtf i dont have n e kidz.” THEN WHO WAS RETARTED?
phone is a pretty cool guy.
eh’s ded and doesn’t affraid of anything.
I was Phone. The one true Phone. Thou shalt have no other Phones before me.
Now every time my friends and I don’t know who or what something is? We ask ourselves, “Is it phone?”
Thanks dude. Thanks a lot.
XD
Nicole is dead.
WHO WAS PHONE?!
BUT- BUT- WHO WAS PHONE?!?!? they never do tell you, so…
WHO WAS PHONE?!
you’re doing it wrong
Random Hobo from Jogging story was Phone, now quit asking.
jesus chirst. this is about the stupidest shit I’ve ever read.
seriously guys who was the phone i need o know for a asciencne project
I love the bad english
My friend would like you all to know that she is phone… sorry…
: V Oh lordy Jesus! Who in teh wurld was on dat telephonation device? If yo father has passed on, There is no reasonable explanation for who hath just called me! :00000 OH LAWDY JESUS!
HE’S MY COUSIN, FER SURRRRE.
epic fail.
Who cares, this story sucks, whoever the original poster is.
>I’m sorry, but that grammer nearly killed me.
>but that grammer nearly killed
>that grammer nearly
>grammer
Way to go, buddy. Way to go.
GrammAr. -_-
My faith in humanity keeps slipping.
Above post knows my name. You’re dead, bitch. ._.
Am I the only one who didn’t see anything wrong with the grammar?
just kidding.
I think the scariest part of this story was the grammar -_-
dude are you retarded?
This story makes me wet *pees self*
Chuck norris was phone.
Hand Banana was phone.
Hitler was phone.
All the EVIL in the WORLD was PHONE!!!
I masterpiece on the same level as that one Doom fanfic.
phone was phone
Larry was Phone.
U WAS PHONE?
but, WHO WAS CANDLEJA-
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
UT WHO WAS PHONE?
YES, I FINALLY GET TO SAY IT IN CONTEXT!!!1!!11one!!…………………………………………………………………………………………..BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!
MADNESS WAS PHONE
NOWAIT–
SPARTA WAS PHONE.
I was phone.
it’s originally something that completely derailed a creepy pasta thread on /x/. I was there and it was fucking funny as hell it was going well until the guy typed that shit and then no one could write a story it seemed without ending it with WHO WAS PHONE?!
Yeh, durr. It was the mother.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Who_was_phone
I was phone
MY DAD’S NOT A CELLPHONE! DUH!
ET PHONE HOME.
oh im watching yoouu xD