Scary Paranormal Stories & Short Horror Microfiction

Creepypasta

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On his way home that night, as he walked through town, a man stepped out of an alley in front of him. He tensed to defend himself, but the man just stood there. Looking him over, he realised the man looked like a hippie. Something of a comedy caricature of a hippie, really. Long unwashed hair and beard, sandals…and a sandwich board reading ‘THE END IS NIGH’. That, he thought, was unusual, even for a hippie.

“You want something?” he asked.

“The world’s ending,” said the hippie. “I need your help.”

He stepped around the hippie and kept walking. High as a kite, he thought to himself. The hippie started walking after him, and fell into step beside him.

“Please, I need your help,” said the hippie.

“Look, man, I’m really not interested,” he said, and kept walking.

The hippie leant against a wall, watching him walk away. The hippie wasn’t all that disappointed; lots of people gave this kind of response. Another skeptic, he thought to himself, fingering the ragged holes through the middles of his hands.

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  • nompasta

    lol in the middle of his hands? please elaborate, ive read this pasta somewhere else :/ its like one of those pasta you read to get yourself mentally prepared for some real ass pasta lol
    this pasta is mediocre because of the ominous sense this story gives off and the ending was.. “eh.”

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    • Anonymous

      It’s jesus

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      • Lacy

        HOW DID I NOT KNOW IT WAS JESUS

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    • Anonymous

      Jesus Was Crucified. Giant nails in his hand… left marks their…

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  • Haley

    Woah you can’t just throw some Jesus at us without warning.

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    Rating: +69 (from 71 votes)
  • Cynical Bastard

    …….seriously?

    THIS is what passes as creepypasta today?

    …….I quit.

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    • CANDLEJACK

      I agree. Way too vague. 3/10

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  • Nick

    There certainly have been a shortage of good long pastas lately.

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  • Anon

    BUT WHO WAS JESUS?!!?!?

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    • Blah

      Who was Ragged holes????

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  • Anonymous

    BUT WHO WAS JESUS?

    lrn2Bible if anyone doesn’t get this.

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  • http://dirjel.deviantart.com Dirjel

    It took me about two whole seconds.

    Yay Jesus.

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  • Archfeared

    I liked this one for some reason. I wonder how many people know was stigmata is.

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    • Anonymous

      A stigmata is the formation of scars or actual wounds where Jesus Christ received them at the cruxicfiction. I know this cuz one time I got a decent sized cut in my palm (climbing a tree) and thought I had stigmatas lol

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      • Anon

        All I could think of when I read that was the Ministry song.

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  • Eris

    Brix were shat

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  • Poupou.

    seriously?

    i’m never coming to this site again.

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  • ThoughtsSoFar

    I really quite liked this one, it was pretty short. But it was ominous and dark.
    Wasn’t creepy, but it did well.
    7/10

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  • Anonymous

    So this story is creepy because Jesus is warning us against the end of the world?

    Fuck you Jesus, I haven’t unlocked everything in CoD:MW2 yet. Delay that crap for me.

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    • CANDLEJACK

      When I saw your comment @Anonymous, I literally could not stop laughin for 10 minutes.

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    • Diego Parada-Lopez

      When the end of the world comes, Jesus appears and all who believe him shall see him.

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  • God

    THEN WHO WAS MARKS OF ME

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  • Anonymous

    but who was jesus?

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  • Non-

    Excellent!

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  • LitoJ

    BUT WHO WAS JESUS

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  • mookster

    took me a couple of seconds, but I got it…

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  • Lestat

    Old pasta is old. And it’s one of my favorites.

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  • Amused

    Author should have had the walking guy try to stab him in the side, only to find out IT ALREADY HAPPENED o.O

    Also, I want a sandwich now.

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  • Horace Horrible

    I liked this one, short, sweet, and realistic. I mean that’s probably how most people would react if he was alive now.

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  • The Pale Apparition

    Oh yeah… Another of those christian little pieces. ‘Jesus has returned, but none will listen before it is late.’

    Good I am a strict atheist, is the only thought I had.

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  • Dusk

    Oh god…
    Literally,you smart ass jesus

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  • Violent Harvest

    It’s Jesus with the crucifixion holes in his hands. But that doesn’t make this good OR creepy. Mostly it’s just horribly written and complete crap. Not clever. 0/10

    Without a doubt the worst pasta I have ever seen on this website.

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    • Lee

      Yeah. Way better than ‘Core’.

      That was sarcasm.

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  • Anonymous

    at first i lol’d

    then i serious’d

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  • Sydnee

    I hand to read the last sentence twice, but I really don’t like it anyway. Not the plot, but the way it was written. Could have been so much more elaborate.

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