Thursday, January 17, 2019

The Sick Chair

In a sparsely-populated German settlement, the Becker family earned their living raising and slaughtering cattle  At that time, those who called the hilly, oak and maple-dotted valley home found quality meat hard to come by  But Markus Becker and his wife Lena, along with their three sons – Lukas, Steffen, and Robert – never disappointed their customers  Year after year their fertile, rolling hills produced the largest cattle for miles around  Their delicious beef was the talk of the town...[Read More]

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January 13, 2019 Creepypasta Beings & Entities, Strange & Unknown

I Woke in Darkness

I don't have much time left I have to send this message quickly I hope somebody saw what I just did, and that they will be ready We all have to be I woke up in the dark The last thing I remembered was getting into my car on the way home from the bar It was a bad idea, I know, but I hadn't had that much to drinkcertainly not enough to black out But the dark wasn't my room, or a jail...[Read More]

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January 13, 2019 Creepypasta Beings & Entities, Murders & Deaths, Strange & Unknown

The Honeymoon

Part 1 The day that I married Marjorie, I felt like the luckiest guy in the world She was smart and beautiful, and ever since I had met her six months earlier, not a day had gone by that I didn’t wonder what she was doing with a guy like me It wasn’t that I’m a loser—I think I’m a good guy and look well-enough, and the only real ding in my eligibility as a good boyfriend or husband was that...[Read More]

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January 12, 2019 Creepypasta Murders & Deaths, Strange & Unknown

Someone Has Made It An Annual Tradition to Amputate a Part of My Body

Back in 2012, I went to Las Vegas for a couple of weeks to blow off some steam, along with my severance package after I was laid off It wasn’t an absurd amount of money, but it was enough to have fun for a few days which was all I wanted I was staying at a casino hotel, and one morning I woke up with what I initially assumed was just another hangover I felt nauseous and slightly dazed, and it took a...[Read More]

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January 12, 2019 Creepypasta Rites & Rituals

Mr. Banana

We’d been doing civics for the past month I was teaching second grade at Witherspoon Elementary, struggling to teach the meaning of Gettysburg and the Battle of Princeton to a bunch of eight year-olds, especially without giving a diatribe about the evils of slavery and making them bring that shit home to their parents One day, I was stuttering through a lesson on a states’ rights speech by Jefferson Davis when, suddenly, Jimmy blurted out, Mr Johnson, you look like a banana! The...[Read More]

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January 11, 2019 Creepypasta Dreams & Madness, Murders & Deaths

Perfect Day

It was a perfect June day The sky was blue and not one cloud to be seen It was warm and the breeze was just right The sun was shining and the birds were singing It was all perfect as far as I was concerned I was riding my bike down the dirt road, headed for a nearby national park and my favorite place on earth; a tiny, naturally formed pool with a tiny waterfall, a little over a mile inside the...[Read More]

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January 11, 2019 Creepypasta Beings & Entities

I’ll Never Listen to ASMR Again

The last few weeks have been a nightmare A terrible, terrible nightmare I'm still pinching myself every now and then, hoping to wake up Sadly, it only leads to the skin of my arms being extremely red I guess I'll just start by introducing myself I'm a father of two, a husband to a lovely wife That may seem like a great life to some, but to me, even though I love them dearly, it's been incredibly stressful You see, I'm...[Read More]

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January 10, 2019 Creepypasta Beings & Entities

The Empty Apartment

I moved into my apartment complex two months ago I started hearing things a week later It was subtle at first Sometimes, in the middle of the night, I would wake up to a faint scratching sound from somewhere behind the walls I thought it could be mice Or rats I have lived through enough shitty one bedroom apartments in Manhattan to recognize the signs Small little turds on the floor Tiny holes in the plaster An unending scratching that sounds like...[Read More]

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January 10, 2019 Creepypasta Artifacts & Objects, Dreams & Madness

Dead Arm

I've been completely clean for about two years, now, and I owe it all to the last drug I ever took It apparently goes by many names, and it's not easy to get your hands on it The people who use it only give it to close friends, or people who they mean to do harm Nothing can prepare you for the experience, not even smack Myself, I did Dead Arm when I was a senior in college Finals were getting...[Read More]

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January 9, 2019 Creepypasta Artifacts & Objects, Dreams & Madness

The Hidden Webpage

Sometimes I find it hard to believe that I’ve been an internet user for twenty years now That’s older than some of my co-workers It’s over half my life And still the internet feels like “the new thing” I used to take it for granted, like we all do But at least I remember what it was like when it wasn’t there When you had to leaf through an encyclopedia set to find an answer When you could only find...[Read More]

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January 9, 2019 Creepypasta Beings & Entities, Rites & Rituals