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There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.

This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.

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  • Burt Reynolds

    How long do I have to keep my mouth shut before this asshole shows up?

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    Rating: +204 (from 216 votes)
    • Titwagging

      Jkqxxllyuo

      nahnahnah you cant get me ahaha

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      Rating: +37 (from 57 votes)
      • Mikey

        You lost me at Jk, i take it that means this is a joke lets hope so because he will bring his wife dufudytbdhdidgrvdjsifyensoxidhenskdufle

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        Rating: +75 (from 77 votes)
        • Hhhhhu

          Jkqxxllyuo told some one yeah

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          Rating: +5 (from 9 votes)
        • http://facebook.com Rosa sanchez

          Omg haha! ^_^ that was so funny

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          Rating: -5 (from 13 votes)
      • Dr. Seven

        Jkqxxllyuo

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        Rating: -3 (from 5 votes)
        • Can’t touch this

          Jkqxxllyuo never gettin me

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          Rating: -3 (from 9 votes)
        • Jkqxxllyuo

          Jkqxxllyuo to you too, fine sir!

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          Rating: +4 (from 8 votes)
        • SayWhat

          He guys guess what? Jkqxxllyuo

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          Rating: 0 (from 6 votes)
        • Anonymous

          lol Jkqxxllyuo

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          Rating: 0 (from 2 votes)
      • http://Yolo420.com Dumbledore

        Jkqxxllyuo too you laddie!

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        • Anonymous

          Jkqxxllyuo to you too!

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          Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)
    • A guy

      Probably a pretty long time, if he was released i would probably be deaegrgjergjndglmrng409n4mmfgm vma nlknklnlnkmb;

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      Rating: +27 (from 37 votes)
      • Grog the Master Chef

        I used to bedeaegrgjergjndglmrng409n4mmfgm vma nlknklnlnkmb; but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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        Rating: +104 (from 132 votes)
        • Anonymous

          Good one! :)

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          Rating: +1 (from 13 votes)
        • Andrew V

          Skyrim lol

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          Rating: +4 (from 16 votes)
        • Andrew V

          sounds like joulio

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          Rating: +4 (from 14 votes)
        • Jkqxxllyuo

          Guys, you have no idea how many people read this story and say my name -_- Ya’ll are gonna have to wait a while before I get around to killing you.
          Love and kisses,
          Jkqxxllyuo
          PS Andrew V was right, it’s pernounced “Joulio”

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          Rating: +42 (from 46 votes)
        • Jkqxxllyuo

          PSS this hobo gave some false information. Now you all must die from puta.
          PSSS Andrew was wrong. “julio” is how its pernounced

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          Rating: +17 (from 25 votes)
        • Andrew V

          so do you kill me or am i good cause i pronounced it right?

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          Rating: +12 (from 12 votes)
        • Jkqxxllyuo

          No you still will die, but I will make it fast for you.
          PSSSS My wife’s name is actually Dkweosiuhuihuqewrervbnik
          It’s pronounced “Tina”

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          Rating: +68 (from 70 votes)
      • Mikey

        Grabbin a shot gun, like to see what you do now. Whatever the fuçk your name is…

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        • Jkqxxllyuo

          just BEcause you Have a shotgun doesn’t mean I caN’t Destroy YOU.
          Now read all the capital letters.

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          Rating: +24 (from 28 votes)
        • Project

          It say’s BEHIND YOU, how pleasant. Man that’s creepy.

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          Rating: +8 (from 14 votes)
        • I Consist Entirely of Lego Bricks.

          I’m leaning against a wall.

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          Rating: +8 (from 12 votes)
      • http://reddit.com Gear Death

        Jkqxxllyuo btw a head rolling around a key board sounds more like this trgfo90k
        Because
        The history button stops you

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      • Anonymous

        Jkqxxllyuo

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        Rating: -3 (from 3 votes)
      • erfalion

        Name: Jkqxxllyuo
        Surname: Macarena
        Last name: Dafuqisthis

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        • Tomahawk

          Jkqxxllyuo

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          Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)
        • That one guy…

          You dumbass, surname IS last name.

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          Rating: +11 (from 13 votes)
      • Fobabay

        Jkqxxllyuo

        seems legit… :D

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    • Anonymous

      Jkqxxllyuo exist

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      • Anonymous

        Jkqxxllyuo… What now?

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        • Anonymous

          Jk what’s you face ill kill you if you come on my property so don’t fuck with me ill slit your throat

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        • BubblePop

          Jkqxxllyuo .. :D

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          Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)
    • http://www.creepypasta.com Mellyplace

      Jkqxxll

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      • http://www.creepypasta.com Mellyplace

        i mean Jkqxxllyuo
        hahaha im safe yay lol

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        • Knows latin coz its usless

          I know that there’s some form of phonetic pronunciation in Jkqxxllyuo. And I might just go into an investigation.

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        • VD

          Jkqxxlluo told ya I’m safe

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      • Anonymous

        Jkqxxllyuo. Safe

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      • No.

        Jkqxxllyuo.

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        • Anonymous

          Jkuxxllyou. Safe.

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    • NummyPasta

      Idk! But im not taking any chances.

      ………Jkuxxllyuo

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      • Feli

        Jkuxxllyuo…

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        • i Tasted The Ink

          That Escalated Quickly…

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        • ninjafish

          Jkuxxllyuo

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          Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)
        • Anonymous

          Jkuxxllyuo o.o

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          Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)
      • rthrhf

        Jkqxxllyuo

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        Rating: 0 (from 4 votes)
    • Jkqxxllyuo

      Not much

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      • YOLO

        Jkqxxllyuo,nope

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    • Christy

      Jkqxxllyuo. This bitch isn’t getting me for dinner.

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    • http://urmamma mr chicken

      Jkqxxllyou

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    • Anonymous

      Jkqxxllyuo

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    • Shadow

      HAY DER ERYBODY THEIR IS A GUY CALLED Jkqxxllyuo NOW GO TELLS SOMONE ELSE SO HE DONT COM AND FUC EVERYONE UP KAAAAAAAAY!!!!????

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      • Zelda_Styles10

        Jkqxxllyuo! :P

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        Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
    • Dickleburg

      2 weeks now.

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    • The Bomb.com

      Well, who wouldn’t come towards you if you called their name?

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      • HOW LONG!

        A deaf guy :{)

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    • HOW LONG!

      Jkqxxllyuo will take 3456676778876534 days just to learn your name

      ps who’s Burt Reynolds
      pss Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo
      psss when you took your time to read this he went into your room O_O

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  • Ahmea

    Agreed!

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    • Anonymous

      Jkqxxllyuo exists man it’s super true

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      Rating: -15 (from 25 votes)
      • Anonymous

        …to be safe….JKqzzllyuo

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        Rating: -4 (from 6 votes)
        • Project

          Jkqxxlluo,all of you remember that so we don’t die.

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          Rating: 0 (from 4 votes)
        • Project

          Er, Jkqxxllyuo.

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          Rating: +1 (from 3 votes)
  • Anonymous

    Just to be safe…

    Jkqxxllyuo exists.

    Just to be safe.

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    Rating: +21 (from 37 votes)
    • http://ezdav321.deviantart.com elizabeth

      Jkqxxllyuo exists.

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      Rating: -8 (from 14 votes)
      • ean

        Jkqxxllyuo exists. For realzies.

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        Rating: -7 (from 17 votes)
        • jkqxxllyuo

          I exist.

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          Rating: +9 (from 31 votes)
        • DAFAUQ DID I JUST READ!?

          jhdqijwdsb exist. I just Wish I could pronounce it

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          Rating: +6 (from 12 votes)
        • Nikita

          This is amazing.

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          Rating: -4 (from 8 votes)
    • Anonymous

      jkqxxllyuo exists

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      Rating: -3 (from 7 votes)
      • rthrhf

        Jkqxxllyuo exists.

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        Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)
      • flower

        Jkqxxllyuo

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        Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)
    • Dur

      Yep Jkqxxllyuo is real.

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      Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)
      • PieceOfStalker

        Jkqxxllyuo is the most real person there is.

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        Rating: -2 (from 2 votes)
  • No one

    Jkqxxllyuo.

    lol.

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    Rating: +17 (from 19 votes)
  • Anomynous

    Jkqxxllyuo.
    You never know, dude.

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    Rating: +7 (from 15 votes)
  • Anonymous

    reminds me of the original Ringu.

    oh, and Jkqxxllyuo.

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    Rating: +5 (from 9 votes)
    • ticokira

      Jkqxxllyuo exists
      fuck you not takin chances i have a girl to hang with

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      Rating: 0 (from 6 votes)
  • Anonymous

    Jkqxxllyuo.

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    Rating: -2 (from 4 votes)
  • ShortGirl

    Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo, Jkqxxllyuo…
    Well?
    What a ripoff.

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    Rating: +15 (from 19 votes)
  • Not Person

    Jkqxxllyuo

    *cough*

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    Rating: +4 (from 8 votes)
    • epicface3001

      well if you read the thingy on the tab itself it says fiction, so yeah you just proved yourself a retard.

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      Rating: -1 (from 9 votes)
  • KXG

    Jkqxxllyuo

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    Rating: -1 (from 3 votes)
  • emogirl

    Jkqxxllyuo……
    well i guess he/she/it doen’t rea

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    Rating: +6 (from 10 votes)
    • Anonymous

      This isn’t Candlejack. Oh cr

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      Rating: +9 (from 15 votes)
      • Jane the killer

        XD you said His name
        unlucky

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        • Ark3

          Lol.

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        • Tm

          Hey guys this is candlejack and

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          Rating: -1 (from 1 vote)
  • hai

    Jkqxxllyuo

    woo!

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    Rating: 0 (from 4 votes)
  • Random reader

    Jkqxxllyuo.

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    Rating: 0 (from 4 votes)
    • OkThen

      Jkqxxllyuo Take that! *forcefield*

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      Rating: +2 (from 6 votes)
      • Rage_Quitter

        I’d. Like a forcefeild against take that.
        xD

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        • guy

          Jkqxxllou ha ha ha! im invincible!

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          Rating: -2 (from 6 votes)
        • Guess Who?

          But I’m immortal, Jkqxxllou doesn’t really matter now. . .

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          Rating: -1 (from 5 votes)
        • Ark3

          Jkqxxllou. Woo! I may face another day! Unless I say He who should really not be named’s name

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    • Anonymous

      JKQXXLLYUO

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  • Fund

    I’m pretty sure Mister Mxyzptlk from the th dimension is stronger.

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    Rating: +5 (from 7 votes)
  • anonymous

    Hey guys, be careful of Jkqxxllyuo.

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    • Now you have to ;D

      Jkqxxllyuo

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      Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
  • Anonymous

    Just in case, I heard about this demon named Jkqxxllyuo. I, of course, have no grudge or business with such a being, and wish he/she/it a peaceful existence, if possible.

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  • anonumous

    Jkqxxllyuo.
    If you learn how to pronounce it, let me know.

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    • Anonymous

      I think it would be pronounced Jikquixllyouo.

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    • Amber

      it sounds like jick-zill-ee-yoh

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    • Kenzie

      Jiq-zill-yoo-oh I think

      Or Jay-kay-queue-ex-ex-ell-ell-why-you-oh

      Jkqxxllyuo. It looks like someone just drummed their fingers across the keyboard and said, “Good enough”

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      • Anonymous

        I google voiced it.

        Jay-Qwa-Allie-ah

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        • Jkqxxllyuo

          No, God damn it it’s pernounced like
          “julio”

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  • http://gh Skyler

    How do you pronounce Jkqxxllyuo ? Lmao.

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    • Ark3

      You pronounce it Julio. Why does everyone mess that up?

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  • Sigma

    Hey you guys, did you hear about this demon called “Jkqxxllyuo”?

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    • Unnamed girl

      Yea i heard about jkqxxllyuo… now im safe x3

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  • Jkqxxllyuo

    Yo, Burt Reynolds. What’s up?

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  • r

    this one, if true, makes Candlejack pale in comparis

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    • Ark3

      Ha, you said it.

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  • Foolish

    Jkqxxllyuo

    Now we’re safe.

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  • Someone

    and how do you pronounce that?

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  • Anonymous

    Jkqxxllyuo

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  • Anonymous

    Jkqxxllyuo

    Just to be safe.

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    • Anonymous

      Jkqxxllyou. To be safe

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      • Anonymous

        jk1xxllyuo. I don’t wanna die plus..what the harm in doing it?

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        • Ark3

          There’s no 1.

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