Jkqxxllyuo
There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.
This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.
Jkqxxllyuo,


How long do I have to keep my mouth shut before this asshole shows up?
Jkqxxllyuo
nahnahnah you cant get me ahaha
You lost me at Jk, i take it that means this is a joke lets hope so because he will bring his wife dufudytbdhdidgrvdjsifyensoxidhenskdufle
Jkqxxllyuo told some one yeah
Omg haha! ^_^ that was so funny
Jkqxxllyuo
Jkqxxllyuo never gettin me
Probably a pretty long time, if he was released i would probably be deaegrgjergjndglmrng409n4mmfgm vma nlknklnlnkmb;
I used to bedeaegrgjergjndglmrng409n4mmfgm vma nlknklnlnkmb; but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Good one!
Skyrim lol
sounds like joulio
Guys, you have no idea how many people read this story and say my name -_- Ya’ll are gonna have to wait a while before I get around to killing you.
Love and kisses,
Jkqxxllyuo
PS Andrew V was right, it’s pernounced “Joulio”
PSS this hobo gave some false information. Now you all must die from puta.
PSSS Andrew was wrong. “julio” is how its pernounced
so do you kill me or am i good cause i pronounced it right?
No you still will die, but I will make it fast for you.
PSSSS My wife’s name is actually Dkweosiuhuihuqewrervbnik
It’s pronounced “Tina”
Grabbin a shot gun, like to see what you do now. Whatever the fuçk your name is…
just BEcause you Have a shotgun doesn’t mean I caN’t Destroy YOU.
Now read all the capital letters.
It say’s BEHIND YOU, how pleasant. Man that’s creepy.
Jkqxxllyuo btw a head rolling around a key board sounds more like this trgfo90k
Because
The history button stops you
Jkqxxllyuo exist
Jkqxxllyuo… What now?
Jk what’s you face ill kill you if you come on my property so don’t fuck with me ill slit your throat
Jkqxxllyuo ..
Jkqxxll
i mean Jkqxxllyuo
hahaha im safe yay lol
I know that there’s some form of phonetic pronunciation in Jkqxxllyuo. And I might just go into an investigation.
Jkqxxlluo told ya I’m safe
Jkqxxllyuo. Safe
Idk! But im not taking any chances.
………Jkuxxllyuo
Jkuxxllyuo…
That Escalated Quickly…
Jkuxxllyuo
Jkuxxllyuo o.o
Jkqxxllyuo
Agreed!
Jkqxxllyuo exists man it’s super true
…to be safe….JKqzzllyuo
Jkqxxlluo,all of you remember that so we don’t die.
Er, Jkqxxllyuo.
Just to be safe…
Jkqxxllyuo exists.
Just to be safe.
Jkqxxllyuo exists.
Jkqxxllyuo exists. For realzies.
I exist.
jhdqijwdsb exist. I just Wish I could pronounce it
This is amazing.
jkqxxllyuo exists
Jkqxxllyuo exists.
Yep Jkqxxllyuo is real.
Jkqxxllyuo.
lol.
Jkqxxllyuo.
You never know, dude.
reminds me of the original Ringu.
oh, and Jkqxxllyuo.
Jkqxxllyuo exists
fuck you not takin chances i have a girl to hang with
Jkqxxllyuo.
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Well?
What a ripoff.
Jkqxxllyuo
*cough*
well if you read the thingy on the tab itself it says fiction, so yeah you just proved yourself a retard.
Jkqxxllyuo
Jkqxxllyuo……
well i guess he/she/it doen’t rea
This isn’t Candlejack. Oh cr
XD you said His name
unlucky
Lol.
Hey guys this is candlejack and
Jkqxxllyuo
woo!
Jkqxxllyuo.
Jkqxxllyuo Take that! *forcefield*
I’d. Like a forcefeild against take that.
xD
Jkqxxllou ha ha ha! im invincible!
But I’m immortal, Jkqxxllou doesn’t really matter now. . .
Jkqxxllou. Woo! I may face another day! Unless I say He who should really not be named’s name
I’m pretty sure Mister Mxyzptlk from the th dimension is stronger.
Hey guys, be careful of Jkqxxllyuo.
Just in case, I heard about this demon named Jkqxxllyuo. I, of course, have no grudge or business with such a being, and wish he/she/it a peaceful existence, if possible.
Jkqxxllyuo.
If you learn how to pronounce it, let me know.
I think it would be pronounced Jikquixllyouo.
it sounds like jick-zill-ee-yoh
Jiq-zill-yoo-oh I think
Or Jay-kay-queue-ex-ex-ell-ell-why-you-oh
Jkqxxllyuo. It looks like someone just drummed their fingers across the keyboard and said, “Good enough”
I google voiced it.
Jay-Qwa-Allie-ah
No, God damn it it’s pernounced like
“julio”
How do you pronounce Jkqxxllyuo ? Lmao.
You pronounce it Julio. Why does everyone mess that up?
Hey you guys, did you hear about this demon called “Jkqxxllyuo”?
Yea i heard about jkqxxllyuo… now im safe x3
Yo, Burt Reynolds. What’s up?
this one, if true, makes Candlejack pale in comparis
Ha, you said it.
Jkqxxllyuo
Now we’re safe.
and how do you pronounce that?
Jkqxxllyuo
Jkqxxllyuo
Just to be safe.
Jkqxxllyou. To be safe
jk1xxllyuo. I don’t wanna die plus..what the harm in doing it?
There’s no 1.