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Jkqxxllyuo

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There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.

This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.

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905 thoughts on “Jkqxxllyuo”

  7. Wesley Lill

    Guys it is safe. He came to me and I licked him and sent him back to hell. I’m hunting down his wife now. You don’t have to be afraid of him anymore…you have to be afraid of ME. Have fun.

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  68. Anonymous

    i’m scared now, so ima try to learn how to pronounce this and tell it to my friends

    everyone there’s a demon named Jkqxxllyuo

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  72. no

    i can just imagine the writer being like “hm what difficult to pronounce name shall i pick? aha! the perfect classic…*keyboard slam*…nice”

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  82. That person

    There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.

    This was told to me by a person who decided to share this story in a creepypasta site where nothing told is true; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.

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  84. Fbutt

    I’ll never say his name but his fourteenth grandson sjwvficbsisvcodbsocbcoakabxocnspabcocbspakdbxjxodbsoanakybxjckvbfjsoskxncjckdnavcocnsjsvxocnskabxovnskavgkfbskcjdbskcnckdbwgfkcbshsoajcbvpsbaocnspbshfobwkcbsoaj gkvovndbsjspchc

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  107. James B

    I’m not gona tell anybody and see wat happens…hopefully the random hobo on the street who told u this isn’t the demonology expert he appears to be

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  112. Nick A

    Does it have to be read and then typed? Or told and typed or told and said aloud? Eh, gonna let the great evil figure it out. I’m sure he needs to stretch his legs.

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  127. Purrecious Tabby

    You screw with me, demon, you screw with Russia. And ain’t NOBODY screwed with Russia and got away.

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  137. secret_blossom78

    Jkqxxllyuo…
    here i’ve said it. read it long long time ago, yet posted this day haha!
    now i am safe! hahahaha!

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  147. Elmwood

    Look I didn’t repeat the name. Now what will you do?
    Well the demon is evil and its able 2 walk upon the earth, but nothing says its powerful.
    A couple of shots from my deagle im sure will solve this particular issue.

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  159. The Thunder Alchemist

    ….Uh, what exactly did I just read?
    …
    …
    You expected it’s name to be here. Bitch plz, Crowley could beat that thing whenever the hell he wants.

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  160. Anonymous

    He’s obviously just writing that for comments. (Yes, I’m being a hypocrite right now by typing jkqxxllyuo, but that really doesn’t matter. Also, look at the name of the person who posted it. jkqxxllyuo. That is the part that is supposed to be scary. There is no man in the street. He is a demon stuck in cyberspace, and the only way to be freed from his prison is if word does not spread about his existence. The part that is scary is the idea that he doesn’t want to leave. He is challenging you not to spread word of him. He likes his prison, otherwise he wouldn’t be telling you to talk about him. Think of it as a reverse Fight Club. Albeit, the affect didn’t work and could have been scarier if he included a backstory as to how he was imprisoned, and the unfortunate victims that were killed. (Let’s say he kills them, then returns to cyberspace to find another man who didn’t mention him to anyone. And also, let’s suggest that someone has only 48 hours to speak of him upon finding out his existence. And the ending line could be something like “I have a name. It’s at the top of the screen. But don’t look. Or you will be part of the machine.” THAT’S how it’s scary. It didn’t work here, but it could theoretically.

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  164. Anonymous

    technically, we’re safe until someone who’s been told the name dies, though hasn’t said the name to someone else in his/her lifetime. Because while you are still living, you can always say the name in the future. Though… in heaven(or hell) you can also say it to another soul…

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  170. Jkqxxllyuo's wife

    DAMMIT JKQXXLLYUO! IT’S PRONOUNCED TINNA NOT TINA! WE’VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 9,001 YEARS AND YOU CAN’T EVEN PRONOUNCE MY NAME RIGHT! *Cries*

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  189. Anonymous

    1. So you believe that the rather unkempt man was a.) sane b.) not a crazy hobo making shit up

    2. If he told you that word verbally, how do you even know how to start spelling it? I don’t even think anyone can remember that random assortment of keyboard mashing if they heard it spoken orally.

    3. You just want the world to end, telling the entire internet instead of one person at a time, don’t you?

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  192. Evan

    I am completley annoyed that everyone is saying this and candlejack.I am the one that started the whole damn thing at my school anyway and now everyone at my school is making fun of me because their like”Oh No! Candlejack and Jkqxxllyuo are going to get us Ahh!” Then,they laugh and laugh till they cant laugh cause I punched them in the balls
    So thanks for ruining my life and i wish i had picked yes on that slip to go to Carney scho

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  201. The one who is the one

    Yeah, that random jumbled mess of a demon’s name is actually the jumbled mess of letters you have to type in to leave a message on the contact us page.

    So….

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  205. Jkqxxllyuo

    Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo
    … Is he here yet?

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  206. demonicjack

    Jkqxxllyuo:
    Jkqxxllyuo to you too, fine sir!

    i will whoop your ass if you try to attack me.i am not scared of death.you should be pledging to say my name.i am the son of the devil.his favorite.you will all die if you mess with me.i am not scared to tear somebody apart with my bear hands.i am demonic jack,the demon of destruction.i tear apart and absorb demons for their power.i am not scared to do the same to you.i will kill you for your life energy.when you show,you will be more dead than the people in hell,whom i torture myself.just try me,i will kill you.i am demonix jack,the heir to hell.i will not say your name.when will you show?i am waiting.

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  207. that one thing behind you

    Jkqxxlyuo….seriously now, wait does this mean since everyone tells someone you never get to go out to eat? That’s gotta suck.

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  232. Jkqxxllyuo

    Jkqxxllyuo im scared sorry Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo Jkqxxllyuo

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  237. Igivusalmonilla

    Idiots -.- if you havent read the story and straight up pretended you just read candlejack then my previous statement regarding your ignorance is true. The story says that if he is told to one man and the man doesnt tell it to another, he will come to earth. Simple, unless your some bonehead or halfling nim

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  288. MustardScroll7

    This creature is bound to never surface…who can even pronounce that name??? Is it (Ju-ch-ch-xx-luy-yuo)??

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  297. Jkqxxllyuo exists.

    So I heard of this retarded thing called a Jkqxxllyuo. Apparently it comes to you at night and gives you a massage and a manicure.

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  307. xXJonodXx

    Some crack head rolled his head on the keyboard and decided to make a 5000x over micro pasta. The name can not be pronounced do to the fact that it has no vowels in the first syllable. Ok this is rolling your head on the keyboard , 6yhju7b 7ju6 76juu,u,u, jby. Gunna take some head ache meds. LOLOLOLOLOL

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    1. Anonymous

      Things can be pronounced without vowels, it’s just difficult for English speakers to. That rule doesn’t exist in some languages.

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  311. Gabe

    Jkqxxllyuo:
    No you still will die, but I will make it fast for you.
    PSSSS My wife’s name is actually Dkweosiuhuihuqewrervbnik
    It’s pronounced “Tina”

    This bitch is hilarious

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  312. Josh

    If Jkqxxllyuo was real, he would come to my house right now and smash my face on my keyboarjidsoanfpaisONfaudf 6ty

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  322. Anonymous

    Looks like the writer bashed his head on the keyboard and the name of this “demon” was the outcome.

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  325. Master Black

    Was that guy on the street really givng you the demon’s name? cause it sounds like he might jus thave been clearing his throat

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  327. Anonymous

    Jkqxxllyuo is a very bad demon who is bad. He beats up people who don’t share his pictures on facebook.
    Just to be safe.

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  338. angelofdeath

    i can imagine the authors friend dared him to write something random and build what was sopposed to be a creepy story.

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  350. Anonymous 24359

    You thought Jkqxxllyuo was bad, wait untill you hear about Kalsjdhgjka! Or Dfghejkagnfdyvgh!

    … *sigh* This is what happens to a man when he goes through ALL of the lowest rated Creepy Pastas. How far am I? FIVE MORE?!? JKQXXLLYUO CAN YOU JUST HURRY UP AND KILL ME NOW?

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  380. Hurdr

    Alright, so, what is the time limit? Give me a range. One second-forever?

    Furthermore, what if it eventually is heard by everyone?

    Also, what if I tell a baby?

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  388. UnforseenEvent

    Jkqxxllyuo

    I had to make sure, just had too. Demon’s probably pretty pissed so many people won’t give him enough time to kill ’em. Nahnahnah demon guy, can’t touch dis!……. Hopefully.

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  394. Herobrine

    Jkqxxllyuo

    Safe, but then, I was safe anyway, as I am the spirit of Minecraft, and no one can touch me.

    -Herobrine

    Always watching

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  410. The Operator

    ‘Spread The Word’ much?

    Also, call me jumping on the bandwagon, but Jik-Juqa-Jkqqa-fuck it, copy-and-paste time – Jkqxxllyuo. There.

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  426. Give Up Yet?

    “Pssssst, guys! Yeah, so, I know any story longer than two sentences is heavy going, so I’m going to give you a little hint here. Look, look at the top line where I said his name. Now you have to say it to someone else, see? You see how it works?”

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  430. There. It's passed on.

    There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is told of its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his name roughly approximates “Jkqxxllyuo”.

    This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you have not noticed it already, I just told it to you.

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  432. Beez

    There is a demon apparently called Jkqxxllyuo. There I’m safe. Damn it I become far too gullible in the early mornings

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  472. Anonymous

    Just in case, I heard about this demon named Jkqxxllyuo. I, of course, have no grudge or business with such a being, and wish he/she/it a peaceful existence, if possible.

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  477. Anonymous

    Jkqxxllyuo … sounds like something you might shout if you got your ‘sexual organs trapped in something :/
    Still, better safe than sorry! Pretty good pasta :)

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  504. Hamster

    Is it important that it was told to you by a rather unkempt man on the street? I have had unkempt bums on the street tell me a lot of things but I didn’t believe any of it.

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  515. Beyond Birthday

    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN PRONOUNCE THAT?!
    .just sitting in this dirty ass abandoned house trying to pronounce this when I should be plotting against L!!!
    Bloody hell…

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