• Smiling Cat

    Although this was based more around action than horror, I did enjoy reading it, despite some spelling errors. But I also found it laughable at how Mark seemed totally fine with approaching the grinning, half-burnt creepy Jack. It was just silly to me. Otherwise, this was kind of a fun story to read as long as you’re not taking it too seriously.

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    • violet red

      That was fucking awesome

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      • Firesniper 34

        I completely agree

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        • Anonymous

          I do to but did jack win…
          If so it would have been awesome if they like ended up working together to kill people!

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        • Shay Colley the Killer

          guys. his name is Jeff, not Jack. ;-; i would know, im like his biggest fangirl XD

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      • Anonymous

        I didn’t read it

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        • Anonymous

          READ IT RIGHT NOW

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        • http://facebook.com jeffthekillersucks

          Don’t it sucks

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        • Anthology

          Wow. Rude much? lol. Everyone likes their own things. Just cause you didn’t doesn’t mean it sucks, I happened to of enjoyed it :)

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      • Anonymous

        I enjoyed it as well poor Jeff I hope he’s fine that would be harsh for a 13 year old

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      • Fangirl101

        I enjoyed it as well poor Jeff I hope he’s fine that would be harsh for a 13 year old

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        • danjen

          jeff is 21 6’3”

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        • Anonymous

          I like how he is 13 and can drink two fifths of whiskey…

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        • Stephen

          Any 13 year old could potentially drink 2 fifths of whiskey…

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        • Stephen

          Any 13 year old could potentially drink 2 fifths of whiskey…

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    • http://Creepypasta.com Luvslender

      Awsome story but slendy would have won I think. Jeff is still human so that’s why slendeman would have won

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      • Anonymous

        Slenderman did win.

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        • Anonymous

          technically no since slender didnt get killed neither did jeff the killer sooo its a draw

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        • http://www.creepypasta.com SLENDER

          Thats right i win in your cut up face jeff!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Papermonkey999

      Ahem… his name is Jeff The Killer not Jack.

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    • GUNTER OVERLORD

      IT WAS JEFF NOT JACK! get the creepypasta right.

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    • http://www.creepypasta.com SLENDER

      Lol you call that scary.

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    • http://www.creepypasta.com SLENDER

      If you go on youtube mr.creepypasta can tall this better

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    • YoMoma

      Here’s the animation for “Jeff The Killer vs SlenderMan” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adIoxaJHsBI

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  • Ffiooghsksod

    Saw the title.
    That’s enough of this pasta for me

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    • SlenderJeff

      She’s right dipshits its Jeff and this is one of the best Slender vs Jeff there is. I love how Jeff still lives through this :.:

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      • http://www.creepypasta.com SLENDER

        if he can survive a fight with three guys with guns being on fire cuting his face geting strangled he could survive me.

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  • Mrs.Fluffies

    It was a great pasta, but it had some errors and wasn’t what I would have expected it would have been. I thought it would be like one of the other Jeff vs. (Blank) I’ve read. Jeff kills someone, (Blank) is just around the corner, makes attack, blah blah the end. It didn’t do that at all. All I have to say is great job, and I can’t wait to send this to my friend.

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  • Unknown

    Not bad pasta, I like it. People should make more of these. Altough people would say Jeff was already killed by Jane .. It’s still good

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    • Dragonix

      Yeah, but if you remember, Jeff comes back to life (or maybe just wakes up) at the beginning/end (the morgue scene, you know what I’m talking about) of the Jeff vs. Jane story. So he wasn’t really dead.

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      • Exball

        Yeah but remover Jeff mentioned his battle with slendy near the end if Jeff vs. Jane.

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        • Anonymous

          thats true, he said, he’s fought, and i quote, “tall motherf*ckers, in the woods.”

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  • Derp

    This was awesome

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    • http://www.creepypasta.com SLENDER

      ya but iwin thats my favorite part.

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  • Asteroth

    Sweet %^&*ing gods in heaven. Comments above actually treat this as a serious story, and LIKE it. Derpbutt, sorry but you failed.(succeeded?)

    To comment on the story itself(yes that would be stupid but a parody story deserves a parody comment), Slender is powered down a little. Jeff just becomes immune to the static, teleportation stays around but becomes useless for actual fighting etc.

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  • http://yahoo.com Damota124

    great story wow

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  • POWER LEVELS!!!

    was pretty good 7/10

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  • http://crappypasta.com the cake

    slenderman cant be cut… =)

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    • http://www.creepypasta.com SLENDER

      I cant die thats why.

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      • Anonymous

        that is true if slenderman can handle slashes of a knife t his face and lose some arms its pretty self explanatory… slenderman cant die

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        • Anonymous

          slendy could get acid poured on him…

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        • Jeff the killer

          slender man is immortal that’s why he can’t die

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  • http://yahoo.com Damota124

    Awesome story i think they should make a movie outta all them fightin

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  • GreenDay4evs

    Ok people I need ur help. After reading this story a lot of my friends said that Slenderman would win if they met again. Soo, what you think? If this happened again, who do you think would ultimately conquer the other: Jeff or Slenderman?

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    • Jennifer

      Slenderman because it is impossible to kill him because he is an alien

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      • none

        Aleins are still mortal. I think of slndy more like a demon

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        • Anonymous

          in german legend slendy isn’t a bad guy,on the country,he saves people not kill. them

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    • Darren

      Personally i think jeff would still win since slnderman is now missing an arm and he only has one left to fight with, and if jeff wasent drunk he would have completely killed him the first round

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      • Dragonix

        Actually, Slenderman is supposedly a 4th dimensional being trapped in our world, which is why he is able to teleport. Also, neither one of them can die, Slenderman because he is immortal, and Jeff because he sold his soul for evil power, so he just comes straight back from hell if he is “killed”. All this considered, I think the battle would end in a tie EVERY time they fought, no matter the circumstances.

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      • POWER LEVELS!!!

        slendy has tenticals too.

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  • Fidel Castro

    Most…Boss…Ever! great job. its always nice to think outside the box a little. who says slender man cant be cut/shot? I bet your life you dont know!(the cake) in case you where refering to the documentary, slenderman was shot at, which was predetermined and acted upon by teleporting around the room before he could get hit. sooo… mystery solved. however, I dont think jeff could have lived that… maybe if he left a part of the tree inside him… gah, nevermind. GREAT STORY

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    • TheProgram

      The original page for slender had a story where he took on an the army(can’t remember which country). They tried several different weapons, including a flamethrower…

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  • batman

    Not to impress you or anything but im batman

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    • http://none christian leet

      yeah if your batman than im freaking shurley tempele and your right im not impresed

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      • http://miasrilaksmil@hellokitty.com Mia

        Who’s Shirley Temple?

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        • YoMoma

          It’s a girl who sings shes died now. :o

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  • Lizzy

    AMAZING.

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  • Lizzy

    This is amazing!! There really should be a movie about this.

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  • Anonymous

    This is like the Freddy vs. Jason of bullshit, not-scary-in-the-slightest creepypasta villains!

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  • dude

    you should have linked jeff and the girl somehow but otherwise 8/10

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  • luke

    AMAZING STORY, 9/10 and i think jeff would win…

    aside from that :3
    pie.

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  • The killer of killers

    oh Jeff poor poor Jeff i will come for you and jane you can both die tisk tisk tisk you know who i am Jeff the only way to survive is if you team up with Jane good luck sucka

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    • June the Killer and Jane the Killer

      Jane: UM! HELL NO!

      June: I suppose you don’t know about me, I am June the Killer a-

      Jane: Whats up with this shit? i mean I am JANE, then theres JEFF! and now JUNE!? WHY ARE THEY ALL J NAMES! GODDD DAMMIIITTTTT!!!!

      June: *facepalm* anyway… if me and Jeff team up then you are basiclly DEAD, touch Jeff and thats the LAST GOD DAMN THING YOU WILL DO!

      Jane: o.e she scares the fuck outta me..

      June: good ^^

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      • A Zerg Hydralisk

        *drives both claws through June’s shoulders from behind and viciously tears off head with jaws*
        NO MORE KILLERS!
        please…
        no more killers…

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  • Jblood

    I have just one problem with this, Jeff is just a fucked up normal human being. how in the hell did he survive getting stabbed by his own knife, getting stabbed by shards of glass, getting impaled by a tree branch, and getting burnt alive? He would have major blood loss he would have died like right after the tree branch impaled him.

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    • Anonymous

      Clearly you haven’t read Jeff the killer vs Jane the killer it says that Jane and Jeff weren’t human any more, they are demons.

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    • Anonymous

      he sold his soul to the devil, for ultimate power, and demonic feats he can now perform

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  • slasher master

    awesome

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  • jadon

    slendy is immortal he cant die and jeff is just a human psychopath idk why jeff one that but other wise 9/10

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    • Anonymous

      Well technically nobody won. Jeff just survived

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      • http://none christian leet

        the persons right they didnt say anybody won.theres most likeley going to be a part 2.and to that i say fasten yore seat belts and get ready.

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  • Lollipoppyyy1234

    There should be a plot twist where candlejack appea

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    • Veno

      Lolol Candlejack jokes are funn

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      • CandleJack

        You guys just never learn, do you?

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        • Anonymous

          how did you type your own name?
          didnt you attack yourself?

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  • GrammarNaziHeil

    I stopped at ” Jeff’s grip on the li[gh]ter became loose, his blood had caused friction between it and his hand.” While intrigued by this concept, it was the killing blow, for me anyway.

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  • http://kittenshopping101.deviantart.com Banana

    I loved this, I couldn’t stop reading!

    If Jeff and the girl was linked, it would’ve been even better!

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