I Need Some Bread & Cereal, Too.
You get a phone call from your Mother. Since her car has been in the shop, she asks you to go to the grocery store and pick up a few odds and ends for her. Bread, milk, cereal, and chicken breasts.
After writing down a small list you reluctantly get in the car and pick up the items at the store. The lady cashier makes an odd remark to you, “You know, we’re in no danger of a milk shortage.” Upon arriving at her house you knock several times. No answer. You decide to try the door. It opens. You place the grocery bag on the counter. Strange. There seems to be six other grocery bags, each with identical contents. In a couple, the chicken and the milk has gone bad. “Mom,” you call out, but no answer. You make your way thru the kitchen and into the living room. Sitting on the couch, with her head cut off and neatly resting on her lap, is your Mother.
Naturally you call the police who come over to investigate. They mention that she has been dead for nearly a week. Furthermore, the police psychiatrist is at the scene and talks to you after you give your initial statement. Sitting on the front steps, you overhear the psychiatrist talking with the crime scene investigator. “It’s not uncommon for people suffering from schizophrenia to get locked into a series of repetitive behaviors,” he says.
You think to yourself, “They can’t be talking about me. Schizophrenia? Nah. Repetitive behavior? Do they think I did this?” Suddenly your cell phone goes off. “Hello?”
“Hi hun, it’s me. Could you stop at the store and pick up some chicken and milk. Ohh, and I need some bread and cereal too.”
“No problem Mom. I’ll be right over…”
Posted in Insanity & Madness, Murders & Deaths
July 24th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
this one’s great.
July 26th, 2008 at 1:44 am
WHO WAS ON THE OTHER LINE??!!
July 27th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
IT WAS PHONE.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:44 am
This one is brilliant
August 12th, 2008 at 1:04 am
I was the phone. Making him think he was insane, Classic prank.
August 12th, 2008 at 1:50 am
wouldnt the cops remeber him from the times before?
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
why didn’t the cops remove the body after the first time?
August 31st, 2008 at 11:25 am
LOL the ending made me laugh for some reason, maybe because he had just reassured himself that he wasn’t schizophrenic.
September 14th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
“Generic”: I guess they just estimated how long she was dead.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
I love it.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:48 am
one of the best!
October 1st, 2008 at 6:27 pm
i want some cereal now
October 4th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I think the cops DID remove the body but HE has been doing this for a week (getting milk cereal and bread for his mum) that’s why the cashier lady was like “we’re not running out of milk” because he keeps coming in to get some
xD
October 29th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I actually find this sorta thing sad. But oh well. I rather liked it.
November 1st, 2008 at 3:41 am
I’d be like “Bitch, get your own damn milk.”
November 6th, 2008 at 11:35 am
that’s an awesome creepypasta
November 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
The cops didn’t remove the body the first time because they were not called the first time. The character didn’t break his repetitive loop until the seventh time he did it. Then at the end we see him gracefully fall back into his disillusion.
November 19th, 2008 at 2:38 am
WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?