He Who Should REALLY Not Be Named
In this world exists a spirit neither male nor female. This spirit is covered with a dark cloth with a separate white cloth to cover it’s head. It is said to carry an enormous brown burlap sack in which to hold it’s victims in. It is said the second it’s name has been called out, either directly or indirectly, the person is collected and is property of the spirit. Many who have witnessed its appearance have been said to have gone insane with their eyes gouged out. This spirit is very, very real and failure to not mention it’s name will cause Candlejack to come whisk you awa
He Who Should REALLY Not Be Named,


Guys, seriously, obviously he’s not real and your all being dumb and immature. Whisk me away, huh? This ain’t no spiderman movie, and I ain’t no Mary Jane. You want to believe stupid stories, go ahead, but I won’t be dumb, say the name, and get “whisked” away. So suck it up, and stop posting, or CandleJack will get yo
Shut up i’ll hit you mate, there’s no such thing as candlejac
Hi its us jack if thare are to many Pol in your house send some to us we is hungery
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candlejack isnt rea
if he says his own name does candle jack dis
I firmly believe that this “candlejack” isn’t re
guys i know the comments where someone says candlejack and then stops in the middle of a word is kind of childish but deal with it if it makes the writer happy so what?
Stupid peoples, Candlejack will get you if you say its name. But I know his weakness, and I will share it to you for free. You just have to
Now I have the urge to say his name! I…must…resist!
ooooooh candlejack put me in that sack of yo
Voldemort
You know I think Jeff said candle jack a while back but oh no, I still have to kill him myself
candlejack candlejack candlejack! see, im not gone…
oh shit, i spoke to soo
This is just a fake story CANDLEJACK!!!!!!
See he’s not real …..HOLY SHI
Yo CJ!, did ya check your mail last week? I’ve sent you a lot of rope & sack supplies for free since it’s Valentine’s day. Let me know if ya need more, dude.
Look, Candlejack isn’t real! What a load of ru
As if Candlejack exists, this story is bullsh
Wow, people here are so immature. Candlejack jokes are so incredibly annoyi
The guy who made this pasta wasnt taken by candlejack because of the fact that he had to sent the pasta, leaving the “whisk you awa” in adequite.
CandelJack?
What happens if you spell his name backwards?
kcajlednac
Will I still be taken away???????????
K.
god god god i am scared shitless when ppl said the name in the comments then it got cut off is scarying the liveing crap out of me its not funny and i said it in my mind i dont know if that counts as saying it andss its not that funny anymore cause im young i got a young mind that dosnt need to be molden into a horror fested game all my life i really dont need it so some one plz tell me this is a joke well i know its a joke i just need someone to tell me that
Ever watched the cartoon Freakazoid? Do so. It’s on YouTube. You will feel better. (And find out where Mr. Wax came from. He’s actually rather nice.)
Every time someone types HIS name the last few letters of their comment gets cut off, I can’t be the only one seeing this, can I?
candeljack doesent exest he is a stupid made up creation. there is your summary of all the posts. i also want pie.
candeljack is just a fib! People make storys like that to scare people. you people are stupid idiots!!!!!!!